Dwight Howard's Crappy Pregame Ritual

[13mick13mars]

@jimmy6700 I fucking hate Kobe too al he does is bitch and cheat on his (former) wife

[Radoslav554]

so his ritual is crapping

[13mick13mars]

damn anyone see that lebron travel?

[jimmy6700]

@13mick13mars stfu faggot..you got Kobecum all over your face...

[LiLSiCk916]

@jimmy6700 LOL how u know he's a kobe fan?!? lmfao "kobecum">??? hahahhaha faggot no one likes lebron...not just kobe fans

[LABOI2FLY]

@jimmy6700 lol kobecum good 1

[JNguyen620]

"crappy ritual" i see what you did there

[victor1993k]

wow that sounded so wrongg come on dwight

[aznerd999]

wow all woman interviewers are bad.. 

[JayDelaCruz3]

lmfaooooo

[TheMastStar]

@lakerballa4lyfe LEBRON TRAVELLED

[upyours537]

lolz! crappy is a good word to describe it alright!

[snakebite1101]

he doesn't just blow ass before the game but during it too

[buckda54]

TMI...

[lightning506]

hes a goofball

[BrianSoFine]

shut up hes the shi*

[Hybr1dK1dz]

i heard howard goes to the toilet and has 2 guys to hold his balls and wipe has ass

[dnttalktomeh]

@Hybr1dK1dz LMFAO

[MiSSCHERRi09]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[BXGUYANESEBAI22]

lmaooo

[NinjaRooster1]

ohh i get it, his "crappy" ritual. haha

[projectd4real]

whats up with the eyebrows 0:16

[AcctNo4]

sick fucker. show some class

[iLoveHiiTMARK3rz]

@AcctNo4 dude shut up and stop hatin, hell make more money in on game where he doesnt even score then you will in a year

[Tunkas1]

@AcctNo4 fuck u

[00hollister74]

even when he is talking about himself taking a dump .. he is still not gross. hes amazing.

[MaddPaidTash26]

y is he so fine just saying!

[MrlhOise]

i think he didnt sit on the thrown of grace when kobe dunk the shit out of him. lol

[GongaxStriker]

0:23 are you thirsty dwight? xD

[Dominatoification]

he really is a magic center

[a1rjord4n]

lol d howard tries to be like shaq at 0:14



[Cammyboy28]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[crazycookeh]

look at the Tag's.

[FazBlud1]

thats actually what i do ha. take a big shit before the game and you feel SO DAMN LIGHT! im actually being serious.

[Caveman1006]

nigga masturbatin on the toilet LMAO

[pascuajoeljan]

all boys need 2 watch this.. :)



[pascuajoeljan]

LMAO!.

[Hoehlstorm]

PGP?



[DuckwalkSupreme]

That's freaking hilarious. Especially with the NBA trying to turn all the players into emotionless robots.

[Jrotten11]

has to be the dumbest player in the nba

[theblackops37]

Hahaha perfect! I havent played a game without taking a shit beforehand in about 10 years

[aKILLAfromAPK]

he's lighter.

i do that every time i go to busch gardens

[christprp]

grooooooooooossssss

[myaclick]

da doooo dooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Robinqq11]

"So when im playing only the good stuff comes out" Basketball orgasm (Y)

[Rifter09]

its nervousness i have a costant urge to pee :( when i play

[GongaxStriker]

0:23 - WEIRD

[lalaelmo2]

"Dwight Howard's Crappy Pre-Game Ritual", no pun intended.

[jondeoleo]

haha he has to be the funniest player in the nba.

[fiery7777]

0:25 click click click

[fiery7777]

0:25 click

[bosna314stl]

haha he jacks off

[mauwibaby]

loool say it Dwight.. 'i take a shit'. lool

[lakerballa4lyfe]

Ohhhhhhhhh so that's why Lebron refused to shake hands when they lost in the playoffs.. it all makes sense now.

[Heatles631]

@lakerballa4lyfe lmaoof. rofl

[Dil1995]

@lakerballa4lyfe HAHAHAHAHHAH yeah it makes sense

[lakerballa4lyfe]

Ohhhhhhhhh so that's why Lebron refused to shake hands when they lost in the playoffs.. it all makes sense now.

[CodenameTroll]

It's called a pre-game, so many ppl do it....

[MrszHannahW]

He's a real big guy.... Lotsa good stuff... I'd hate to smell the bad stuff lmao

[nightgf]

he just makin sure its clean down there before facial other player in the game

[BaCeTo67]

axhxah i love the laff  HE HE HE HE

[mxs703]

haha man thats awesome i used to do that in highschool too haha for some reason before every game i took a shit hahaha

[SmokinBluntzzz]

doesn't matter, he still shits all over the other team he plays

[makela1647]

lol what the hell does he do jack off?????

[cnpunkhhh]

Yo dont be hatin on dwight

[maxinetic]

You'll know how everyone lold out when the camera shakes @0:27 haha Dwight you're one funny fellow.

[justinbieberishotlol]

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL HAHAHA

[eiroight]

haha that was hilarious. 

[dixie11]

lol dirty

[miamidolphins1111]

thats what i do lol i call it my ritual shit lol

[heimheim2000]

explosive diarrhea

[heimheim2000]

he just takes mad hard shits before games... its the only thing you should be doing before a game

[iLiVe4gAnJa]

I'm doin' exactly the same thang before a game :)

[noshowdidomenico]

Oh brother.

[ZX39V1Z]

wdf

[basketballfanatic1O1]

Wow...

[LittlJohn]

so what if shits out the good stuff lol

[DaLukaXD]

@LittlJohn then he has a bad game lol

[Kidz24]

ahahahahaha.... xD

[BoomerSoonerAllDay]

how do you know he wasn't talking about masturbating? lol jk

[commie22]

@BoomerSoonerAllDay he could very well be sir, although I've heard that rubbing one out actually hinders athletic performance.

...or did I hear that that's a myth? Now I'm confuzzled

[YashRamisetty]

@BoomerSoonerAllDay cuz wackin off isnt bad stuff lol

[Lakernation94]

@BoomerSoonerAllDay exactly what i was thinking lol

[egyptking132]

its funny cuz you get fouled out alot ????????

[RedAvery1]

@egyptking132 So he can take another shit

[shaiwn]

@assassin7257 lmao hahahaha I got that

[Sharpshooterlka]

What if he's constipated?

[oakleyklj]

Hey that's what I do. Who wants to feel like pooping DURING a game?

[NoOneCanDefeatKB24]

That was hilarious.

[MarinacCROat]

"release the demon"

[elloelloello111]

basically he does it.. so when he dunks on someone he doesnt shit himself.. he said it himself listen.. so only the good stuff comes out

[andrewloveandrew]

LOL

[DemonXY2J]

But the bad stuffs mostly come out on his freethrows LOL

[tech2kn0w]

@DemonXY2J he is just trying to imitate shaq

[MzExClUsIvE1000]

lmao release the bad stuff out my body

[dabestrappaallive]

and then your suprised when the comentator screams get tha weak shit outa here

[serialthriller100]

I like him, but damn he could've...no should've keep that....eeeewwww

[TheJBird95]

haha i get it! Crappy Ritual! L O L

[DwayyyyyyneeeWADEEEE]

he looks like eddie murphy when he smiles

[LeoKing2533]

OH SHIT!!! LOL

[mokohita]

oh ..... nice!!! no wonder only the good stuff comes out of him...

[CBW1986]

ewww, thaaaat's...pretty disgusting

[B11man15]

hahaha lmao

[KingNike316]

lmao "crappy" alright.

[anttrap321]

dwight's pregame "Free Throw"

[EliasJordan3]

now lebron has a real excuse for not shaking dwight's hand.

[AxelPRC]

haha thats my ritual but not for basketball. I call it my pre race nervous shit

[abc4kids]

and what if nothing comes out?

[SkipyOnline]

So he goes for a shit? Ummm thanks Dwight :S

[tza18005]

our number one rule of any athlete back in highschool was to remember to always take a pre-game dump XD

[qman66]

lol

[reddevils42]

thats my same ritual and i be beasting like him check out my high light video to see and leave a comment

[cpanthers88]

everybody in my highschool football team does that pregame ritual LOL.

[aKILLAfromAPK]

thats my pre busch gardens ritual. montu vibrates the bathroom and it helps

[harlemchoc]

lol! thats a pregame shit!

[mattnjnets108]

i thought he was gonna say masturbating

[mayweathergirl14]

@mattnjnets108 ME TOO.! HAHA OR I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA SAYHAVE SEX

[pwnzered]

Haha i get it "Crappy". That's good.

[beadhead1130]

Oh my god that's my pregame ritual too!!!!

[ArmondoOrtiz76Lincol]

pregame ritual ? well it sure ain't free throws.

[Celticpride90]

the title makes perfect sense CRAPPY, Dwight is the man, come to Boston young fella

[ilovescalabrine]

@Celticpride90 I know right?! I'm a huge C's fan and i'd love it if Dwight came to Boston...he's the man.

[xMxYxSxTxIxKxAxLx]

@Celticpride90 lmao why would he go to boston the most lovable funny guy going to the most hated team??

[Celticpride90]

@xMxYxSxTxIxKxAxLx cause we need a center

[doobiebrother2]

pre game dump

[Lovetheskorpionshow]

ahahahahahahaha he is too funny

[abooshosh5]

hahahahahha dang

[BlackBarbieMekaBoo]

I wanna have his babies.

[krastavac55]

haha trone of grace

[987654321nine]

pause at 28 OMG scary

[redhockey]

i think every athlete in the world does that before a game... good for dwight to make it known

[Ovito85]

thats why everyone jumps and body bumps,

[MrMarkylicious]

thats the 1st thing i would do before the game.. hahaha

[AvengerNoonZ]

LOL

[jlchezbut]

lol, thats hilarious

[FriedRiceFilms]

hahaha

[LiLMissDime87]

LoL he's allowed to do ANY ritual he wants! As long as he keeps playing the way he does.

[heavyhvac]

the thrown of grace

[lilwayd2]

ooook no shaking dwight hand before the game

[coolbuu1st]

lol 00:28

[MikieCubsMan]

keep playin 28 seconds over and over lol

[edmond5050]

oh i get it, CRAPPY ritual

[Terrell8976]

That's funny, hahaha.

[turkishman71]

Hahahaha xD

releasing the best of his body.. :D

[MarkingColors]

that's good...takes a shit before the game...ima try that..rolf

[ranzfays]

did u mean ROFL?

[dominik13579]

nah, Rolf, that's the name of the guys that come of my ass!

[Ish8894]

Maybe he forgot to do it in the finals

[domski93]

haha takes a shit b4 the game LOL

[Jeff051176]

lmao. Well hate to break it to you Magic fans, but when DH becomes a free agent he's busting out of O-town.

[mancub411]

well he wont be a free agent ,,cuzz orlandoss tha SHIT..  -FloridaBoii

[Jeff051176]

Okay there mancub, have another cold one buddy!

[ragz4]

no hes not fool hes already signed an extension and hes prolly staying there too we're doing so good and hes chillin in florida and gets paid nicelyy he HAS no reason to leave

[Jeff051176]

Okay fine I hadn't heard that. But speaking of "crappy", what's with your attitude?

[woofman11]

What? nobody ever heard of a pre-game dump? almost every football player and basketball player ive ever known takes one

[Jeff051176]

Yup, because they like being regular guys! :rimshot

[spitgiezer]

opposing coaches should try to slip laxitives in his food before the game.

[NXiDont]

LOL

[motorbikeprincess]

not even laxitives could stop dwight

[zenji24]

hahaha

[cvillasenor2]

damn nigga you fiiiine!

[BrotherHoodRecord]

lol throne of grace the bathroom bowl ahaha

[stevechen1991]

even after Dwight shits before game...he still shits on other players by fucking destroy them at the rim

DHOWARD IS BEAST!

[Lightning3510]

lol

[alexjap2009]

i do that to, i always have to shit from the nervous

[axlrose500slash]

well im sure its usualy not nervousness... He just doesnt want to have to go during the game; or have shit slow him down when hes playing ;)

[Nitro0xide]

lol that's also my pre-game ritual :P

[luvsthatmagic]

dwight is just sooooo adorable ! i love him & the magic . he's my fav & i love how he's so playful gosh i love him .

[Issaquan5]

I think he forget to dispose of his evils before game 5

[thrunker42]

>:]

[kurdistanimal]

whats the good stuff

[iamjosef12345]

Releasing all the bad stuff on my body, so that when im playing all the good stuff come out, LOL

[pandabomb502]

i thought he was going to say i sit on the toilet an jack off lol!!!

[iLuvNikeBlazers]

Lmao that was funny what u said

[Lnrd907]

lol

[YpUCLA23]

hahahaha the "crappy" ritual! lmao! gotta love the dude

[gqfaceoff08]

D - 12 Is a big kid but that's good because he's having fun