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  • i just chewed up a few slices of bread and put it in the toilet

  • Hey guys can you check out my channel and comment or suscribe or dislike

  • (Step1): shit in a bowl

    (Step2): inhale it for 40secs.

    (Step3): puke Did you know circles are round?

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  • Whaddup with their Unibrows ?

  • How to make vomit:

    Step 1 take a shit in a bowl

    Step 2 eat your shit for 5 minutes

    Step 3 spit it in the bowl

    Did you know that humans have a face?

  • Step 1. Get a bowl (any size)

    Step 2. Get the insides of a pumpking

    Step 3. Pour honey or syrup on it

    Step 4. Mix it all up inside the bowl

  • I'm still going to eat honey.. :D

  • Or just put in any random shit you got

  • .....i dont even like honey

  • But isnt my mom gonna notice me making all this????? O.o

  • @harout000000 Sure, if the only person you have to trick is your mom, loser.

  • How to make REAL vomit

    You will need:

    A stomach

    Fingers

    A mouth

    Optional:

    A shit that smells like gorrilla ass

    Step 1:

    Eat the shit and keep it in your mouth for 3-5 minutes

    Did you know: all animals have buttholes

  • 1:48 UNIBROW!!!!!!!

    

  • How to make Fake Vomit

    Step 1: You Vomit

    Step 2: Display it anywhere

    (It saves money)

    Trivia: Did you know that Humans Breathe?

  • Step 1: Get an ass load of salt.

    Step 2: Eat it.

  • where do you think hot dogs come from? pig legs, pig butts, pig arms, pig feet.

    where do you think milk comes from? Cow's p*nis

    how bout fruits? doesnt the plant have to "reproduce"?

  • thumbs up if you dont care and will eat honey again.

  • @ExpoKazoo -_- i was just commecting i didnt think i would get a whole bunch of thumbs up

  • How to real puke You will need: A finger. (can be bought at Wallmart) A mouth. (can also be bought at Wallmart) Optional: A house. Step 1. Put the finger in your mouth. Did you know: Must people have 5 fingers on each hand, except if you have been in a war, been victim of a nuclear attack or if you have lepra. Step 2. Volmit. Did you know: volmit is often called puke Step 3. Stay home and think how boring it is. Did you know: You are reading this comment.
  • Step 1: Puke on a plate.

    Did you know puke is called vomit?

  • how to make real puke

    you will need:

    somethin discusting

    step 1 smell the discusting thing

    step 2 you should just puke

    did you know circles are round

  • Oh Shit!!! I was eating Pancakes with honey while watching this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @MiamisDog o no that was bad i should tell my friends not to eat honey

  • .............I'm still gonna eat honey.

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  • Thanks I will never eat honey again

  • or you can have the real deal just shove your fingers in your mouth and wingle it around and the ta-da

  • Before video: I love honey <3 why is everyone saying they will never eat honey again?

    After video:.............. I will never eat honey again.............

  • lol at school we were doing something with food and somebody brought in chunk light tuna and earlier that day a teacher threw up so we call vomit chunk light now

  • I WAS EATING HONEY WHILE WATCHING THIS...-.-

  • @BuggaBu52 i am never going to eat honey again

  • APPLE SAUSE?!?! WAT?

  • or stick your finger down your throat till you barf. You will need... A toilet, a towel and a red face :D

  • How to make fake pee:

    Step 1: Mix apple juice with amonia

    Step 2: Dump it on someone :)

  • What brought me here?

  • What brought me her?

  • *honey

  • ew I never liked hony it is bees' spit :(

  • 1:16 Bruno Mars Is Having His Lazy Day Tonight!

  • @TacticalGamesReviews ...In what way do you find it to be homosexual? @_@

  • @XanAteYourCookie Gay also means happy, if you didn't know. :> And to be honest, these videos are pretty happy.

  • this looks gay. like every other gay video..

  • What's funny is how everyone hates Howcast videos, but just like drinks.. one leads to another..

  • Step 1 put ur finger down ur throat

  • step 1: go to my biology classroom

    step 2: congradulations!

  • Press ctrl + w

  • @Bobsthebest9 nothing is going on!

  • Hit the back of ur neck 3 times

  • lol make people up-chuck for real!

  • you will need:

    crackers

    water

    Eat crackers. Don't swallow. Drink water. SPIT IT OUT!!!!!!!

  • step 1 put your finger deep in your mouth

  • WTF there other vid how to fake being sick said mix corn flakes with water

  • sexxy unibrow

  • you can see its fake not funny

  • few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said "Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. Sorry don't want this to happen to me

  • @Adazzz101 you dumb stupid person WARNING:WORKS! CLOWN +CHAINSAW=DEATH

  • I can actually make myself vomit. Just push like your about to do a fake burp but don't take a breath in before and if you've eaten a lot before it should work ;D

  • You will need:

    A finger

    Step1: shove your finger down your throat

  • you need england clam chowder,diced carrots,corn mix this stuff in a bowl and put it into a toilet tell your parents when they go to get the thermometer quicley as you can get a hair dryer and put it on and make your whole body warm thats how to get out of school

  • That wasn't a very good consistency for realistic vomit. Also, did you know that worker bee's don't actually regurgitate the nectar? They have a special, shall we call it pouch, in which they store the nectar and hock it up later.

    You guys REALLY need to do your research, EVERY SINGLE ONE of your videos I've watched is riddled with mistakes.

  • I'm a beekeeper. Never having honey again. I always called honey bee shit.

  • step 8: if your using this for getting out of school erase from history

  • you will need:

    A Bowl

    Step One:

    Stick your finger into the back of your mouth.

    Step Two:

    Aim

    Done.

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  • lovely!

  • that wasnt a very "fun" fact....

  • "How To waste money" -_-"

  • I would eat that.

  • @L0ve4Cookie. . . . no comment >.<

  • You know...I could've lived my whole life without knowing that fact at the end.

  • lol , thats a lot of crap , but mix corn flakes and water . T___T ;;

  • Just use real vomit like me.

  • I AM NEVER HAVING HONEY AGAIN

  • @TheSunsetGirls Aw. And I thought bees actually poo-...

    Um.. Yeah,me neither!

  • @TheSunsetGirls ditto

  • @TheSunsetGirls well its actually bee vomit and you shouold still eat it because its clean and ehalthy

  • @TheSunsetGirls i already knew that fact its okay bees dont include throw up in there honey recipies. :P

  • @ubeautygirl haha ^ - ^

  • @TheSunsetGirls why?

  • why do all the actors in the videos wink at us?

  • sounds tasty...

  • this is stupid just get a lump substence then ad milk put somthing like vinager in to make it smell

  • How to make Real Vomit:

    Step 1: Put your finger down your mouth

  • you can also put ur finger in ur throat

  • im never eating honey againn :(

  • Uhmm....

  • Step 8: Eat the vomit

  • thumbs up if you lost the hope at unflavored gelatin

  • Hey it's Mario.

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  • how to make fake vomit: you will need: carrots, rough dice split pea soup an egg stringy cheese, diced (for chunkies) corn oats tuna salami breadcrumbs step 1. put the carrots, split pea soup and the stringy cheese in a big bowl and simmer on the stove at a low heat step 2. put all other ingredients except the egg in the bowl and continue to simmer for 3 minutes step 3. remove from heat and add the egg WARNING: this stuff looks and stinks like real vomit so it might make you vomit. have fun!
  • i will never eat honey again...

  • that looks so fake

  • Did anyone see he sender on the cocoa?!?!

  • How to make your self vomit:

    you will need:

    ketchup

    oatmeal

    step 1: mix oatmeal with ketchup

    step 2: stick it in your mouth

    Done

  • looks like omelet to me..

  • why would i cook vomit ? i'd just put some gross things 2gether and BOOM

  • If my vomit looked like that , i would reccomend seeing a friggin doctor

  • you will need

    1. a finger

    optional something that mkes you sick for exampel that guys uni-brows

  • finally,a USEFUL howcast vd

  • babyfood looks like vomit

  • no more honey for me then

  • step 1 : smell your shoe

  • That looks so fake its not even funny.

  • @Jonaeproductionx3 Your comment made me laugh sooooo badly.!

  • Hey it's Mario.... But I thought Italians could cook.

  • Hey it's Mario but I thought Italians could cook. :l

  • dont care

  • What a waste of food ):

  • its easy to make fake vomit. you will need: pretzels

    first chew the pretzels and spit em out. yur done!

  • dude. I will never eat honey again!

  • @theboltz1001 i was thinking the same trhing i was like ewww i will never eat honey again

  • How 2 make REAL VOMIT:Stick your fingers down your throat!!

  • yeah because mom doesn't notice me putting all those ingredients in a frying pan and then convienently throwing up? these people are jackasses.

  • The Cooks Uni-Brow ehhhhhhh o_o

  • Isn't it illegal to counterfeit vomit ?

  • @UtubeCreature

    really?!? who would make upalawlike that?...

  • @UtubeCreature

    really?!? who would make up a law like that?...

  • or you could just put ut finger down ur throat

  • just melt corn flakes in water!!

  • SO HONEY IS BEEE BOOP

  • i  can make real vomit just sticking 2 fingers in my mouth

  • @7Karpos it dosnt work for me when i do it wired water comes out :L

  • i don belive i am eating while watching this

  • no school :)

  • XD I will save this trick for black days (school days)

  • add some corn 

  • i always thought honey tasted like barf.

  • press 5 over and over again, it doesn't make any sense, it just looks really funny.

  • am i the only one who thought the music was really dorky?

  • dude just stick your finger down over the toilet until you gag.... push it far back & voila

  • I can make real vomit from his uni-brow

  • @hoffmantwinz ROFLOLOLOL xD!!

  • @hoffmantwinz  its fake

  • Haha I Know That Way And Two Other Ways To Do It Chew Up Food Or Put Yhur Finger Down Yhur Throat and for the tuna it says 1 tablespoon of it but the guy puts it all in

  • at the end they're just trying to make us puke

  • I;m Not eating honey ever again!

  • fucking disgusting... ASSHOLE! .l.

  • Why do this while you can just stick your finger in your mouth. That way I wont even have to FAKE it. ;o

  • Howcast vs. expertvillage

  • Its me mario :D

  • 1:15 There's a frown of the plate:(

  • waste of food

  • how am i going to do this at school

  • yehey i can use that from my halloween party haha

    

  • step 1: stick your finger down your throat.

  • *stops eating honey* you mean this is bee barf?!

  • you say that when I'm eating a honey cough sweet

  • Good thing I don't like honey :)

  • AHHHHHHH THERES A FURRY RAT ON HIS FOREHEAD!!! XO

  • 0:01

  • no guys , honey is bee's shit :D were eating shit WTF ARE WE DOING!

  • I ate some honey during this video,and guess what,I MADE REAL VOMIT!Much more realistic.

  • It's me,Mario!:))

  • I might do this to my mom, then eat it. she will cry.

  • @6Habbo that's kind of mean

  • I thought the guy would eat that xD

  • @TheFluffyClouds (☞゚ヮ゚)☞ cool

  • i L O V E his eyebrow :B

  • dam i was lookin for a recipe that would let me be able to stay home from school

  • im not eating honey anymore xD

  • when will a 10 year old get to do this

    

  • @iiMaGeZzDS Remember when there are no 'Remember when' comments on YouTube?

  • @iiMaGeZzDS i agree old youtube was beast. now you have 2 wait 70 flippin hours 4 the vid to start. bring back the old youtube!!!

  • @iiMaGeZzDS remember where i could go on youtube and not have to read comments about people complaining???

  • @iiMaGeZzDS qq noob

  • or eat dry corn flacks and drink hot water and stick your finger down your throat

  • i can't do this because my mom and dad are near the kitchen so i can't cook anything

  • THANK YOU

  • Well, we won't be eating bee puke anymore :-(

  • It sounds like a recipe during 0:21

  • i dont think i want honey anymore..

  • 47 ppl did this and their parents made them go to school

  • watch 2girls1cup or 3guys1hammer