Jurassic Park (NES) review

[cameron20101000]

The same year, the movie came out, 1993.

[cameron20101000]

I got a another Ocean shitty game review for you

This time, review Robocop 3 on NES, you already did the stupid boss battles of it.

But this time, review this shitty game for about 8 mins

yeah, no thanks to Ocean and Probe for making that shitty game

[jordangnz1]

"Guess What You Do With This Card... You Shove It Up This Dino's Ass. LMFAO

[tjb98003]

LJN was way worse than Ocean.

[AkashaandAlucard]

Oh my GOD dude STFU you Angry Video Game Nerd wanna be.

[MrNorbert1994]

5:10 Comic Bakery

[sethtyndall]

dude stfu you bitch so fucking much. play the game with no bitching gah i wanted to blow my head off listening to you bitch

[joker71231]

Salvia is good especially when your driving on it. Fucking hilarious man

[MultiBeyblademan]

WARNING don't play this game if you wanna lose your mind! :D lol

[Loader2K1]

@MultiBeyblademan: I agree. If it helps, the Genesis/Mega Drive version by Sega of America was decent. Not great, but decent.

[TheKitsunebii]

your game reviews are epicly funny, they make me laugh so much you'd think i was on flipping salvia

[coldfilterMGD1]

i have never heard anyone put that many "fucks" in a 7min conversation.

[ExplorerDS6789]

They fucked up Hook and Addams Family too.

[MrNorbert1994]

@ExplorerDS6789 In my opinion Addams Family is OK, but not a masterpiece.

[MusicFreakPL]

Top NES game,with great graphics,sound effects and gameplay.I wouldn't call that a review.It's rather a display of junkyard language flavoured with toilet humour.

[Davisrullzs]

You only suck at this game, that's all to it. I liked it when i was little.

[HandofDoom01]

I think he likes it.

[Jac2Mac]

If there was a Raptor mode in Jurassic Park for NES like there was in the Genesis version, what would it have looked like in terms of gameplay and what the continue screen would have looked like?

[macaronieandsteeze]

Blatant avgn rip off this review was terrible

[Thebestever441]

@macaronieandsteeze You want a ripoff?

Go to the Irate gamer.

[TDog14126]

you are making way too much of this game. i kinda liked it...

[Draknfyre]

Reload beginning area over and over, bitch about it, make video. Attempt to be AVGN.

That soundtrack. BTW, contains Comic Bakery, one of the best game tunes of all time.

[THECRAZEBLING]

@Draknfyre

If you don't like filmnstuff, then don't watch his videos.

STFU.

[Draknfyre]

@THECRAZEBLING

I came into the video expecting an actual review. Not an lame-ass attempt at being the AVGN with lame-ass rants, non-issues, and random cursing (again, trying to be the AVGN.) Plus, dismissing a soundtrack which is still loved as being one of the best on the NES.

I won't be watching any more. You can STFU.

[THECRAZEBLING]

@Draknfyre

Apparently you have never watched his update video. He talks about shitheads like you. Here, take a look:

/watch?v=I_o01dSrJiA

[Draknfyre]

@THECRAZEBLING

I came into this video because it was in the related video lists. I don't give a shit about the "reviewer", nor you. The only thing here is someone trying to copy the AVGN, and lace their "reviews" with profanity. It's doubly-insulting when one of the last good games for the system was liked by nearly everyone, invalidating alot of this "review".

You can take your link and shove it up your ass. I have no intention of watching this guy's videos again. Go defend him on anothr vid

[THECRAZEBLING]

@Draknfyre

Whatever. You like the game, I don't.

Go ahead and stay in the dark. Dumbass.

[Draknfyre]

@THECRAZEBLING

"Stay in the dark", because YOU don't like the game. Meanwhile, the majority of the reviews have been positive.

We get it, you like the guy. You like his curse-filled non-review. Despite the fact that there have been several people who have already done that style of review. Just because someone has a problem with his style and lack of creativity doesn't mean you have to come out and defend him, his personal defense brigade.

[Mongol20]

You start a game as Crocodil Dunde retarded half Brother XD great one man buhahah

[roffles64]

For a guy who defended Total Recall and Cliff Hanger, I'm really surprised. This game is fucking great.

[avengedguy]

laughed my ass off,nice review dude xD

[hexaga]

u must hate Ocean

[pyramidhead138]

i rented that game at one point in time, didnt care much for it

[jonne4life]

actually the security camera looking tings give u advice what to do.. this game is allright

[CluckinAmazingRetro]

This and the SNES versions were actually really good, as was the side-scrolling SNES sequel I used to play as a kid, he's just whining about nothing, at least it wasn't LJN

[aussierossi]

LOL funniest, greatest review ever!

WHile this game was bad, for a 9 yr at the time! it was fun but bloody hard coz as you said, doesnt tell you what to do!

And that music brings back great memeores for me lol! I'll have to try find my nes and give this a bash again! shit its been....18 yrs O_o

[kyoku1982]

How can you fuck up a review so badly? Whooo this games so complicated, find eggs and blow up dinosaurs. The graphics are soooo shitty, its a nes dumbass whatta want. I think your just looking for an excuse to sound like a retarded Italian and say "fuck" every second word.

[Draekmus]

To all you people that keep giving negative reviews: LAY OFF!

First of all, it's his review, and HIS OPINION! So, weather the game is good or not is irrelevant. He obviously didn't like it.

As for his profanity, I'll say this: he is trying to emphasize his frustrations, which is often through profanity.

Go ahead, tell me you didn't cuss like a sailor when you got the BSOD.

So, please, ease off. Dont like? DON'T WATCH! NOBODY'S FORCING YOU TO WATCH!

[subsonicsnake]

oh my god i can't take it anymore. honestly? i only came upon your channel because i searched for the lethal weapon game wanting to see some footage. after listening to you bitch endlessly about 1 jump in that game, i decided to just see another one thinking "well maybe it really is just a shitty game." so i came here. not even 2 fucking minutes in and you've already disgusted me with your language. its one thing to let out the occasional curse and try to be funny

[subsonicsnake]

but its another thing entirely to do it every single sentence! even AVGN takes a break geez! "lololol turn the game console off and go masterbate." sorry, but not everyone is forced to live out the same fate as you for the rest of your life.

[brycab2]

I thought this was a good game. good controls, fun gameplay. simple

[havlorech]

I stopped when he said "buttfuck the Easter Bunny to death."

[morfea123]

Worst game reviewer EVER. Profanity and randomness makes it so boring i turned sound down twice.

Dear sir! Please make a favour to gaming community and when you feel urge to be boring, do it on yourself while standing next to a mirror. you BORE INTENETZ!

PS! I would choose being deaf any day over having to listen another word from you.

[mariomaruf]

@morfea123 One word. AVGN.

[JanickYoung]

@morfea123 You sir, suck. This guy's great, and Ocean is terrible. If you dislike the video, stfu and go elsewhere

[Sapperton]

@morfea123 your such a loser

[MisterGamester]

@morfea123 most game reviewers who are famous curse such as irate gamer and avgn (yeah, i promise not to bring those games back up.) I understand that you dont like his profanity, but at least hes not disgusting like avgn.

[THECRAZEBLING]

@morfea123

Go fuck yourself.

[joncas2skater]

ahahahahah funniest reviewer guy ever!!

[chris5646]

Ocean isnt no ljn, ljn is ballz

[noelio67]

Hilarious.....love the SNES version with it's music also made by 'Ocean' though

[VAFANAP]

shut up,pig's son, you play as a dirty shit

[TheDkiller33]

did u say thay fucked up pong lol

[Scouta631]

this video is fucking funny

[nelsonr12]

ljn also fucked so many adaptaitions

[phdonme1]

Do you ever actually play more than the first level of any game you review?

[barbwirebillmsu]

39 ppl would rather fist a grizzly bear

[barbwirebillmsu]

@somebutthead ocean almost redeemed themselves with the 2nd jp... even tho it had no real connection with the films

[nuzamaki90]

LOL "Turn the fucking game off and masturbate"

Hilarious XD

[locoman92]

lmao this guys fucking helarios ahh .

[Stud102]

I actually liked Ocean's Jurassic Park for the Game Boy.

[worldofbong]

@Stud102 Ocean's Jurassic Park for SNES was legendary

[oskulock]

They REALLY fucked up Mission Impossible on N64, its impossibly bad game and ruined my life, i mean, holy crap it sucks more than doctor jekyll and mr hyde for NES...

[izydorZly]

Back when I was a kid I thought it was one of the best nes games that were out.

Oh little did i knew...

[fgv112]

your pretty funny when it comes to reviewing games but i disagree to u hating on the gaming company ocean,they're an awesome company>

[kingtut521]

i recently bought this at my local retro game store, assuming it would be a king of wolfenstien esk game or maybe a side scroller....should of known with the 2 dollar price tag

[cLaRkDamn]

i think this game has cool music

[vancereloaded]

@cLaRkDamn

I like the music for this game too! I don't think it suits the game at all, but it sounds nice.

[pornokrat]

@cLaRkDamn I thought like you before I heard its Commodore 64 original songs. Look in wiki what're those songs, I don't remember their names.

[mardfet]

is the snes version bad?

[kingtut521]

@mardfet not as bad but bearable

[zaccds]

why do the dinosaurs blow up? Because just about everyone blew up in early 90's games

[littlevince104]

Which is worst? LJN or Ocean?

[godajmo]

There a lot of fuck but lame review. . . :/

Its a nes 8 bit,compare with other game available in time to begin with,its a not a 16 bit consol like the Genesis or the SNES :s

[cobyblack]

you are piece of shit yourself, this game is awesome, but it is very hard

[Doommaster1994]

The only good thing about Ocean games is their music. I actually saw a video of Ocean's studio.

[DClem1]

I would love to see AVGN review this.

[hihosh1]

I wish this idiot would stop complaining so much, and complain only about what deserves complaing.

[mistertitanic]

This review inspired me to go out and buy this game. and Ilike it :) thanks filmnstuff.

[TheXLink]

I agree with this review, but at the same time I kind of like this game, the music is great in a way, but the game is far from great, I hate the respawning enemys, the egg hunt and the "?" blocks.

But I love the fact that the raptors in the movie was smart and culd open doors, but in this game they can't enter open doors XD

[LHCLEGION]

The hilarious part is I liked this game back in the day. It was hard as nails and I only beat it once, but I enjoyed it. But I can't play it now.

[WiiLink89]

this actually isnt that bad of a game. your just another one of the "angry" reviewers that keep seeping through the crack of james rolfe's ass. WHERE ARE THE REAL REVIEWERS? JOKES, CURSING, HAHA...dissapointing

[timeparadox888]

@WiiLink89 But this guy makes his own jokes, unlike Irate Gamer. He just steals ALL of AVGN's jokes.

[discostu333]

Terrible review. You're a jackass. Stay in your basement.

[LOSTHOMEY1]

Ugh, why do keep calling in "nez"? It's N.E.S. It stands for Nintendo Entertainment System. Why do you keep interchanging its title? One minute you say N.E.S., and then the next you say "Nez"? Why?

[merden]

errg.. there's nothing funny or smart about saying f*ck. No need for such blatant cursing. It's just so lower class.

[ToxicSerpenta]

I like the Music, it's catching...

But damn the game looks shit! D:<

[Snyperwolf91]

but the snes version is just awesome for me ! =D

[darkram13]

I actually liked this game, but w/e

[recniabsal]

The movie Jurassic Park came out in 1993, did you expect this game to come out a decade before the movie and then the movie could be an adaptation of a video game like Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter? If you would better enjoy yourself masturbating than playing this game go do it instead of doing a commentary on youtube bitching.

[mattias005]

aw i wanted to see the boss :(

[belartful]

only good thing about this game is the 1st level's music. it has a good ocremix too :)

[Thebestever441]

You are right, it is a very easy concept.

[Thebestever441]

They also fucked up waterworld

[mikaroo222]

I used to love this game as a kid, but when that T-rex was behind the door, it scared the shit outta me, and I never played it again.

[lamebubblesflysohigh]

Dude are you insane? This game is legendary.. it was and still is awesome.

[RamzesXIIIFPPMZ]

wtf 5:07? Isn't that the music from C64's Comic Bakery?

[mustang6172]

I remeber playing this as a rental once. I kept getting killed by the raptor.

[leoviper]

lol, fun review

[metalman161]

this game is cool, not awful!!

[Raptor89994]

lol 1993...doom came out same year XD

[compsciguy]

I played this game and completed it...but it took me like over 13 hours! There's no "save game for later" feature if I recall correctly, so I had to play straight through! This game was so hard! And good thing I collected all the eggs, because at the very end all that collecting turned out ot be required!! Geez.

[BlackmageAlexi]

okey ive seen three of your videos and its clear your trying hard to be the next AVGN. What i would recommend is that focus more on the games, i mean in this video 96% of the footage came from the area around the gate and it seemed like you just looped some awful gameplay over and over while nagging over graphics. And the conclusion part...just dont do that anymore...it really was a sad atempt at copying AVGN, get your own thing.

[compsciguy]

@BlackmageAlexi

And stop the excessing profanity too. You can do it sparingly and be a hit.

But the rate you are going, it will get very tiresome very fast. Just saying!

[Kousaburo]

Ocean = Lowest bidder.

[DarthSolid9]

HA HA HA these reviews crack me up!!!

[Crimsonland1]

I can answer one question at least. You want to know why it's so hard to make a good game. The problem is that the people who make the game don't really play video games..... they don't know.

[uruguspool]

epic game for me

[Raptor89994]

@uruguspool yep...epic for me too

[Derek105Huey]

this game kicks ass.

[Crimsonland1]

You're an idiot. I stopped playing half way through the first level, and i remember this 10 years ago.

[Derek105Huey]

ur an idiot for calling some one else an idiot for not liking a game.

[Crimsonland1]

Game kicks ass? I'm an idiot? Both doubtful.

[42ndIcicle]

1:01

Ocean is trying to conquer the video gaming world.

[SnorkelNose]

We usually agree, filmnstuff, but you were scraping the bottom of the barrel with your criticisms here!

This was a solid NES entry, and way better than the stuff Ocean usually came up with. I'm glad they didn't just put out another slippery-footed side scroller.

And dude, is running around collecting dinosaur eggs that ridiculous of a mission for a 1993 NES game? Is it worse than running around on an ostrch in "Joust" or playing the exact same game over and over again as with "Mega Man"?

[anthony62490]

5:07 Hold up just a minute. I recognize that song. That's the theme to Comic Bakery. That's an amazing song, why are you hating on it? Besides, Ocean didn't even write that song, it was written by Martin Galway. I realize this is supposed to be humorous, but don't be picking on songs that don't deserve it.

[Sesshoumaru888]

Ocean - game fuckers

[thefrogga84]

@Sesshoumaru888

well, at least they developed worms...

[Random90sKid]

@Sesshoumaru888 what about Jurassic Park for the SNES? That was a good game.

[Sesshoumaru888]

@Random90sKid Agree, but still, they usually make bad games, unlike Capcom, SunSoft who make usually good games :)

[thefrogga84]

i neve saw a good nes game based on a movie...

[kallemick]

neither have i

i once played "the blues brothers" for NES online it had nothing with the movie i dont remember seeing jake swimming through water and sharks

[kallemick]

actully "the godfather" is pretty good

[kallemick]

i didn't know you were talking about NES games but its for PS2 and xbox and a speciel version for PS3 and a remake for xbox 360

[leoviper]

@thefrogga84 What about Batman.

[thefrogga84]

@leoviper well, there are many batman games for the nes. i played 1 or 2 and wasn´t exited.

[Xerxes4242]

@thefrogga84 Jurassic park on SNES was a lot better

[tsknelson]

@thefrogga84 Try Batman for the nes.

[thefrogga84]

@tsknelson

allright. there are exceptions...;)

[Overlord9014]

@thefrogga84 I never saw a good movie based on a game. Remember the SMB movie?

[thefrogga84]

@Overlord9014

i think the doom-movie is worse...

[Luffymon88]

@thefrogga84 batman nes, that was a great movie based game

[JupiterTheatre]

@thefrogga84 how about batman and gremlins 2?

[MultiUncensored]

@thefrogga84 Total Recall, Willow, Die Hard, Dirty Harry (sort of, it was ok..) and Cliffhanger

[ST0PM0SS]

@thefrogga84 Journey to Sillius was actually supposed to be bassed of the first terminator.

[sammyboy798]

@thefrogga84 what about batman?

[BBTE019]

@thefrogga84 Batman in 1989 was a good nes game based off a movie Correct me if i am wrong

[mistertitanic]

You know man, I love your reviews. I don't think your a rip off in any way. But might I make A suggestion. I think you could go a little easy on some of the insults to the game or people who like the game. It's just my opinion. you obviously don't need to listen to it if you don't want to.

[coruscant100]

Well, you just described yourself then. Also if you don't like these vids, don't watch them then, there are a million other channels.

[MrWaterwatcher]

Yeah, if you don't like a person's video, then don't watch their videos anymore.

[kallemick]

no people just got different opinions

[DuraheLL]

opinions matters shit against facts

[kallemick]

what facts?

[DuraheLL]

that no opinion is valid that says this game is directly bad. This is a good game.

[kallemick]

yes you got your opionion and my opinion is that this game sucks

[CommandoIvan]

lol,fist a rabid grizzly bear XD

[uruguspool]

aguanten q este juego me iso enviciar demasiado a mi cuando era chico

[eatkeniii]

You my friend are a poor AVGN knock off

[Regemgadevideos]

Go fuck yourself eatkeniii.

He is not a ripoff of the AVGN.

Irate Gamer is a ripoff of the AVGN

Filmnstuff does a good job with his reviews.

He has a good gimmick. I loved his reviews.

[eatkeniii]

correction both are

[Regemgadevideos]

Fuck you, eatkeniii

You suck ass. You think Flimnstuff is a ripoff?

Did Filmnstuff ever reviewed a system?

Did he ever had a 2nd partner?

DID HE EVER SAY "What were they thinking?"

Can you please correct your mistake, huh?

[eatkeniii]

I actually Liked this game & its music its actually pretty good music for the NES

[SarahKreuz31]

played the Amiga-Version. Wasn`t such a Crap like this NES-JP. It was ONLY boring. haha

[xTedizMetalx]

Hahahahaha

Your so pissed off at this game lol

That was the only way i could watch it

[SuperElmoThePezGuy64]

check out the 2 last licensed nes games released in 1995 , aladdin & lion king

[Enilgo]

i love this game

[KarmaXprod]

I really disagree with your review. This game is actually great.

The SNES version, now that was a piece of crap. The SNES one had these godawful first person indoor sections that were laggy and boring, done by people that didn't know how to make first person.

Otherwise, the SNES game was decent with the outdoor sections.

The NES version however was a HUGE improvement to the SNES one, by getting rid of the awful first person sections, and keeping the overhead veiw which works much better.

[KarmaXprod]

Btw, at the start, you say that they just needed to give Dr Grant a gun and have him blow dinosaurs up. But isn't that what you're playing here?

I thought that the objectives, while not exactly like the movie were true to aspects of the movie, like having to repair the systems when the power dies.

I honestly think your review is way off base, complaining about all of the wrong things, and neglecting to look at it from a game standpoint, especially with it being superior to the SNES version.

[justinsfhc]

this game is great

[fatjack421]

i have this game on SNES. that versions not that bad.

[atari1128]

they fucked up pong thats pretty bad

[dustinscoot]

lol

[1900whogivesa]

They fucked up Lethal Weapon. I asked for Lethal Enforcers for Christmas and got Ocean's make of Lethal Weapon. Oh God it sucked... sucked shitty assed fuck buckets. ... hot damn I want to play some all of a sudden. Funny how it works like that! TO THE SUPER NINTENDO! oh yeah... I guess I should watch the rest of this video...

[Dreznin]

The SNES version was merely ok, but not good. The NES version sucked horribly though.

[spider486]

lmao lol XD this game sucks but ur vid is fucking awesome 5 stars

[SuperElmoThePezGuy64]

the soundtrack isnt so bad since it has the comic bakery loader theme in it :)

[RichieEastside]

what a horrid game

[FURRYFOX27]

ocean fuck up pong,, lol best line ever in you tube history!!!!!!

[Kirbyisround]

i kinda liked the soundtrack

[Ebb1993returns]

Alan Grant dancing everytime he gets hit, and everytime he loses a life, he falls asleep and takes a nap. This is so funny!

[YMBrant]

crocodile dundees retarded half brother, lol

[MrWaterwatcher]

I actually think the dinosaur face opening was pretty good.

cool review, filmnstuff

[ZuDarkness666]

actually this game was based off the book which was a great book but yeah this game bit otherwise

[Byrnzi360]

This was the only decent game I had on my NES. Looking back I use to think I had nice things growing up... All my good games were on my computer I guess.

[mistertitanic]

I'd say everything about the game is great, except for the weapon, and the story. I really didn't like your comment about the people who like this game, but it's your opinion and i shouldn't have a say in it.

[dudeofmeh]

you say the f word way too much, gordon.

[CleetusSilversurfer]

I liked the music,and the intro,and exept the gameplay,everything is okay.The worst was the controlls,and the slow speed of the character.