Oompa Loompa Army

[swisseduardo]

hahahahaha, good trained....very fun...

[axelmoore]

WONKA 2012.

[barkape]

ha :47 fail at the end

[zomibiezzzzzzzzzzzzz]

thats the only army ill join

[ShichirouOugi]

TheAirborne076, don't call someone "dude" on YouTube... And don't warn me in typing "just stop before you hurt yourself".

[TheAirborne076]

@ShichirouOugi uhhhhh sorry?

[LOLCOW164]

at least they could distract the enemy with that i suppose...

[BassDownLow513]

It's nice to know that the army will be easily be able to defend their country with the oompa loompa dance when we're in real trouble

[gtabigfan34]

DID SOMEBODY HEAR THE FART IN 0:40

[deathman191]

Freshman Hazing

Marines style

[ShichirouOugi]

The military of the United States has the power to capture these madmen without killing them. Rather than arming drones or soldiers with projectiles that kill, a military could use non-lethal ammunition to only disable. American soldiers should set a righteous example as better humans and refrain from killing like they do now. There is no "reason" for anyone to kill anyone.

[elbuskabulla]

@ShichirouOugi bahahaha what? I guess u mean by singing Kumbaya or some shit listen to urself

[smallpotatoes989]

does anybody know why are they singing this song. it has something to do with short people I think.

[Nuttyfutty96]

@ShichirouOugi Do you know how deep of a shit hole America would be without an army?!?!

[MrThewage]

@Nuttyfutty96 I know, Look how deep of an anus it is with one!!!

[niuewarrior88]

Was this recorded with an oompa loompa?

[DemonicAngel3335]

the reason they made them do that is because someone go caught with candy lol

[ShichirouOugi]

ballbag

noun; Male. The most ignorant member of the BAG family. Other family members include Douche, Dirt, and Shit.

sarahooxo, I'm guessing that you don't do an action sport or play a musical instrument... If you do not do anything like that, you are boring. I like Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. However, you shouldn't be proud of any military for killing people. They should try to capture terrorists alive rather than murdering them on the spot. 

[WTFdudio]

@ShichirouOugi im guessing by what you're saying here you're either a woman or a hippie. Terrorists are called that for a reason, they cause terror by blowing people up. The military is put in place to defend a nation or take action against a threat, whatever that may be. Murderers are people that kill without a reason. Get your facts right and take your head out of your ass because without an army your civilization or nation may not have been put in place.

[TheAirborne076]

@ShichirouOugi dude, just stop before you hurt yourself

[MrThewage]

@ShichirouOugi Maybe you should pop along to a battlefield in your democratic spare time and have a go at "capturing" a terrorist, your obviously an expert.

[ShichirouOugi]

ballbag

noun; Male. The most ignorant member of the BAG family. Other family members include Douche, Dirt, and Shit.

[ShichirouOugi]

Fuck this, every soldier or murderer on this planet should burn up in a violent inferno.

[goodnightChesty1775]

@ShichirouOugi lol

[sarahooxo]

@ShichirouOugi

shut your mouth ballbag

[bimboy08]

Did your DS make you guys do this? cuz i remember ours made us do shit like this



[Bain0o]

let the WW3 come...we,are ready.

[MrThewage]

@Bain0o numpty



[TheQeerde]

żal mi ich

[momof2iluv]

do sexy and i know it and the wiggle in tighty witeys

[silverhedgehog192]

So That's where Teabagging come from!!!

joke! xD

[sockeye1011]

FYOP is right...

[Hunterstiq]

"Be army strong"

Really? T_T

[xipartyhardx]

if they didn't do this they were tortured and then shot.

[EvilFallenAngelfy]

im not going to look at my friend's dad the same ever again! lol

[USMCunknownsniper]

WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[THESOUTHERNBOY49]

that is actually good trainin for their thighs because their doin squats in a fun way

[Feeshmonster1]

So this is what i have to look forward to in the summer....

[motard3522]

XD

[ipodtouchgtaman]

BUTTSEX!!!

[theprodigydragon]

WTF? Haha thats hilarious.

[LogicalMan6]

All part of the army experience. 

[Furaxxxxx]

Am I the only one who sees the beneficial training from this? Dont get me wrong, its hilarious as hell, but look and listen to there coordination.

Raises morale, teamwork and cant hurt there physical attributes doing some kind of squats fairly fast while singing.

[raymondothedude]

call of duty umpa lumpa ops



[CidSilverWing]

@raymondothedude You win the Internet, good sir

[vTemPerDx]

@raymondothedude Sad boy!

[Helmuth10000]

son: how was your time in the army?

grandpa: oh son, it was hell!

[MrMrmagoo34]

Achievement unlocked: dumbass

[TheAirborne076]

@MrMrmagoo34  im not gonna lie that comment made me laugh my ass off

[WeeItsNookies]

Oh so no wonder we're losing the "war"

[FreshApplePieOnXBL]

The guy at the left on the end didn't know when to stop @ 0:46

[SherSen]

LOVE IT!!!!

[ShadowNGPF]

Ramirez!Join in!

[FortySeven]

Typical Army training.

[MrLercio87]

SKEGGIONIIIIIIIIIII



[MrDNASTTY]

Fu**ing halarious is all i can say

[labrat7357]

What the fuck did I just watch

[DrLynch2009]

this guys are the ones who killed Osama?

[Bessonster]

what does this have to do with bear grills?

[The32BitMan]

@Bessonster its rehearsed like man vs wild...

[Mudzahedin4BiH]

@Bessonster Maybe he was in that Special Force army xD

[Dipo95]

@Bessonster Bear is a Oompa Loompa

[Imran500]

@Bessonster Quick! Drink your own piss to find out.

[MrEudal]

@Bessonster Lol I know but being the average youtube dick i'm going to point out you spelled "Grylls" wrong....

[montyladd]

@Bessonster hahaha, i clicked it thinking it showed you him in the army, but nope, i was wrong !

[drexlerf]

@Bessonster they drank their own piss

[1812over2]

@Bessonster "... What do you get when you guzzle down piss?..."

[monkee614]

People complaining that this is "our tax dollars at work," don't know about the stresses of the military and bootcamp. They do things like that to alliviate the stress. Serving in the military is hard, and these people voluntarily serve their country so you have the right to complain about them!! In every other job, people joke around, and have fun sometimes, so what's wrong for the men and women in the military to do the same thing?! Put yourself in their shoes.

[MrSayYellow]

I'll join the army!!

[DPclassof2014]

I love how a video that is jus supposed to be funny and show troops just simply having fun turns into an argument about issues that are pointless to have on YouTube

[kkiscool99]

lol the chife in camand ether wanted to do it cuz it was funny or to show them even tho there in they can have fun

[CheckTheLore]

tax dollars at work

[driger09]

the enemy is like spying thinking wtf

[MsMicroMicroMicro]

They will win the war with this, the enemy will laugh themeselves to death

[MrArchadeus]

I see where my taxpayer dollars are going...

[xIronMaskx]

@MrArchadeus Yeah.. it goes into training, they aren't just having a little fun, it's also exercise, maybe you should try it once in awhile.

[DJ000AVerox]

@FReconSemperFi ahahaha u start the talk about ww2 ... ok listen ... The world vs germany .. and Germany has almost won ,Today, Germany is developing the technology that is used in the U.S.

;) shut the fuck up!!!!!!

[DJ000AVerox]

that shows the us Militäry power ... dont more...

[stknfghtr1]

super funny!!! i had a rough day & this video has really made my day. thats what i call "having a blast workout" be careful these guys are lethal. 1st: the army sing & dance in cordinate form. 2nd: youre like..WTF..!? 3rd: you giggle harder & harder until you crack up & 4th: the army shoot you & you die. theres strong & theres army strong

[Masterworldz98]

That song is from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory right? The classic one?

[JonathanShelton1]

Thats some good military training lol.

[mapleshadower]

The "doo doo doo doo doo" make me crack up!

[Spideymun]

Ahahahahahah! LOL!!!

[iSMASHYERHEAD]

their excuse? squats.

[DarthYodaDarth]

пиздец армия =)

[LaBeateAnge]

I've wanted to join the Army since last year when my brother joined so when I turn 18 I'll join. I've never known they could do this. I will do as many squats as they want as long as it's as fun as this.

[TheMotomofo]

"Thats what you get when your American Army! Fucking ideiots"!

SleepyKnows

LMAO. It's That's, It is also you're or you are and not your, and it's idiot, not ideiots.

I love it when people call others idiots and demonstrate how stupid they are while doing so.

These guys are most likely in BCT and the Drill Sergeant is having a bit of fun with them while punishing them for some minor infraction. What you get when you're not in the American Army and challenge us, is you ass kicked.

[SleepyKnows]

Thats what you get when your American Army! Fucking ideiots!

[Eamonnliverpool1994]

@SleepyKnows you can't call anyone an idiot when you cant even spell it!

[bmroberts731]

That has to be OSUT thats funny as hell! I like it!

[WFCoW]

I'll take "drop and give me 50" any day over that dumbass shit. I thank the gods of war that my drill sergeants and airborne instructors were just remorseless, cold-blooded hardasses and not into all that song and dance shit. BTW, that was back in the 80's when Rangers still wore black berets and before cadences got so damn politically-fucking correct.

[VolDep45]

Only those who have served and has experienced something like this will understand what the purpose and effect of this type of punishment. Endeavors like this not only promote teamwork and discipline; it helps boost morale and provides the participant some of the best memories that they will tell and re-tell for the rest of their lives. Even more important, it provides the instructors a great opportunity to identify who are the most motivated of their charges.

[TheRotten77]

That's awesome. I love it :)

[z33z11]

Wait I can do this?! I'm Joining the army!!!

[RCap12]

These are plebes during their initial summer basic training up at West Point. That's why the cadre standing around are also so young. They are only two or three years older than the plebes.

Its not uncommon for platoons or squads to come up with routines like this, not only for PT value but to bring some humor into the training.

[RustinLA]

i saw this on the news tonight all i can say is its awesome. and thank you all for fighting for us !!!

[xARIAHUGHES]

Ahahahahahahahaha XD Omg! That's so amazing!

[bigjoejoe18]

AT MINUTE 0:55 U HEAR SOMEONE SAY GET AWAY FROM ME NIGGER. or something like that correct me if im wrong please

[DearMKiLlEr570]

@bigjoejoe18 ya i heard that too

[madsen8888]

@bigjoejoe18 What the hell!? Someone says that yeah.

[1994cg]

That's it, I'm joining the army!!

[Lufcuare]

whats with all the hate comments on this one video? this video is funny and enjoyable. I get it a bunch of fatass people that have no drive to serve our country, is going to sit back in his chair and post hate comments on the army. get out and do something or shut the fuck up, damn.

[Istarnio]

@Lufcuare if u wouldnt permanantly start war, there would be nothing to fight against... -.-

[infyrno917]

Your tax dollars at work.

[will77537]

see, the army just needs petifiles like these guys, and theyed scare anyone away. or theyed just be like, wtf are they......tttttttttttttttttttt­tttttttttttttttttttttttttt

[Aburamegirl32]

you all fail XD

[Bruinsrule100]

Let me hear your war cry! OOMMMPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[killen720]

AWSUMMMM

[eosphorus904]

lmfao!!!!!! doopedeedooo!!!!!!!!!

[CrazyWoWGamer]

No wonder you assholes lost in iraq...

[SithlordScott]

@CrazyWoWGamer We haven't lost yet. The sandsucking Hoji's just like hiding like the little cowards they are, instead of coming out to fight us.

[Evilstewie831]

@CrazyWoWGamer we lost?

[DJStateMusic]

So this is why it took them so long to find bin laden...

[silentCwalker]

so this is what you do in the army..

[Gam3rTagger]

i bet the terrorists are quivering in their boots

[curtis0360]

wait did they did they do this for fun or did they get ordered to

[natsamjojojoy]

My friend was there!!!

[imalsomemphis]

no wonder these guys took 10 years to find bin laden. they were dancing the whole time

[greendcs666]

@imalsomemphis Idiot

[SuperRoc1973]

Wow. Really creepy. I suppose it comes down to making sure soldiers blindly follow orders. Anyone there who doesn't do what they're told, to act like a twit, would have their card instantly marked... When they get that order to press the button and kill people, they better not even think. What we are seeing here is the ritual sacrifice of these men's personalities to "the perfection of the machinery".

[sinCwa]

@SuperRoc1973 My word you're an idiot...

[supergman1234]

that is as funny as the marine's,

"This is my rifle this is my gun"

[marine9117]

i promise you will never see a platoon of marines doing something this gay!!!

[rohatkickboxer]

@marine9117 except for the anals** in the showers

[SK8GRRL123]

yay!!! haha that was awessome

[farhadmv740]

faggot americans

[farhadmv740]

@farhadmv740 dude youre right on

[ibefilmin]

@farhadmv740 ... First you reply to your own post and compliment yourself. Second the only video you have as a favorite is Mary J Blige, and 3rd you are from Denmark. A country that was saved by the US Armed forces at the end of WWII. We should have let you bitches rot with dead Nazi’s we left behind. Have a nice day Denmark Douche!

[MrThewage]

@ibefilmin saved by the ALLIES, not just U.S. including British forces that were fighting Nazis from sept 1939. Hollywood often depicts America winning WW2 on its own, but it played its part either on par or below many other nations. Ive heard many yanks say they saved our ass (Britain) but no thanks, we saved ourselves. And many of the occupied countries of europe put up a fierce resistance with little resource (nothing compared to the U.S.) that made a difference to the outcome of the war.

[MrThewage]

@ibefilmin Without the fight from within the occupied countries (including Denmark) intelligence would have been minimal and the chances of beating Hitler would have been reduced. As Brits we like taking the piss out of the french for getting overrun like they did but we got to admit, they went through harsh times and had a good, brave resistance that served us all. Americans like yourself should display a bit of humility now and then

[RuneScapeProBotting]

@farhadmv740 Eh, Go fuck yourself you scrub.

[skitzochav]

EVEN THO IT MAY BE ENTERTAININ,

REPSPECT

ALLWAYS RESPECT

[enest94]

Screw the Green Berets or Airborne! They send in these guys when they absolutely positively have to crush every resistance!

[vonVince]

That's right - this is the United States military at its finest.

[trippycat123]

what

the

hell



[simonsky8]

bless the soldiers.

[blakeyboiblakeyboi]

Big up to the british army best in the world and we are a tiny country thats saying something

[minnesotatwins88z]

this is the armys hardest workout

[MabyeGone]

If you dont like the american military feel free to invade...

[hellpker42]

american army figures

[TheCODlovr]

HOW COULD PEOPLE DISLIKE THIS?? I ALMOST SHIT MYSELF

[koolmexican]

@TheCODlovr

they were expecting Oompa Loompas

[DoubleDee984]

LMAO......................HOW SWEET

[whitecrimsonangel]

what did they do to deserve such a team-building exercise, love it

[annasophiarobbchaser]

Thier drill sergent must be the most hardcore man alive!!

[uroshima]

Wow weapons in the dirt, and a smoke session turned stupid to amuse to DS. Basic isn't what it used to be.

[mrhow22]

wepon on fuckin dirt huh? the army is just nasty

[leon0862]

i love when they stop moving they blend in the background and disappear

[monkeygorillaz]

if you don't like this video you obviously suck at life. there's a little more than them just singing. wish my DS would've done something that funny...or made us do something like that. he said everything everyone else did was gay or for faggots...same shit lol.

[sAidenrules]

come on go to traing. not oompa loompa city!!!!!! lol

[viper46256]

lol



[EminemPwns100]

XD XD XD EminemPwns100 out.

[766Army]

hooah

[dashizzle1985]

this is dumb

[ReconRaptor]

Aliens see this and just move on to the next planet...

[Arrghigiveup]

lol, I've watched this like, five times now, and each time the vague "duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh" at 0:30 just kills me dead XD

[FredZbinden]

@Arrghigiveup Masterful

[Arrghigiveup]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO XD

[Jasonishawtz]

Terroist comes out  LOOK OUT RPG BOOM!

[laubeatz]

i just tried to keep up doin my squats.. i couldnt sing and squat at the same time... you guys are fit!! hahahah

[laubeatz]

hAhahahahah you guys are awesome =P

[euphoniumgrl2013]

hoooa. props to you :)

[JaedoVicious]

Gotta give them credit on their stamina... I certainly cant do that many squats that fast while singing lol

[kir327]

LOL!!!  HUA!!! Thank you to all who serve!