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  • best sign in the zodiac

  • someone broke my button today!! :L

  • Hahaha I'm not gonna lie... I'm a Taurus and I was dating a guy who told me that I wasn't as outgoing(in other words BORING!) as he wished I wouldve been. But he just moved too fast for me. It wasn't my cup of tea. I mean, not to say that I'm boring all the time. I have my moments where I'm kinda out there and fun, but I still had my feelers out when he was saying I was boring. It was the beginning, so I wasnt comfortable yet. People need to be patient with us. Give us time.

  • Mmmmm I'm a Taurus. I do have a short temper tho

  • The first girl who broke my heart was a taurus, but my best friend is a taurus. The guy taurus are way more cooler than the girls.

  • My brother is a Taurus. He is lazy, unreliable, doesn't plan for the future and is very temperamental. Go figure!

  • Taurus is very much like the Ox sign - strong, hardworking, stubborn, resilient, functional but not very artistic, imaginative, interesting or intelligent.

  • Ha ha almost spot on. We the best!

  • True! I am a Taurus! I am pretty nice until you get me angry and I am pretty stubborn.

  • -Im an ares and I fucking love Taurus people <3

  • And. Taurus is also has the most boring personalities mostly.

    And they are glutton.

    I'd say you'd rule the farm. Really, you'd be great workers.

  • Taurus fucking rules. Harry Shum Jr, David Beckam, Enrique, George Clooney, The Rock, Chris Paul, Robert Pattinson. Dianna Agron, Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Penelepe Cruz, Uma Thurman...We are the best and sexiest people. We should just rule the world.

  • @xCH0SEN1x Don't forget Hitler

  • @xCH0SEN1x sorry for the most part, they are boring - especially for more vivacious signs. i just broke up with one because he was...welll BORING.

  • TAURUS FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • Dang! He just described me in 2 minutes! OMFG this is sop damn true!!! WTF?

  • i once lost controlled and punched a hole through a wooden door.. lol everyone stepped back and waited for me to cool down...warning never approach a raging bull.. haha

  • I'm a Taurus haha this is true. D

  • wow this is really true

  • It fits. :O

  • Bullshit, you people really believe this?

  • This is so much shit. All of these feeble minded sheep will believe in anything if it makes them feel good. Even if it contradicts every piece of evidence. It is sad that the majority of the population knows more about astrology than astronomy and that they will wallow in childish fantasy rather than facing the evidence that reality offers.

  • Im a Taurus too and have to say, the description definitely fits

  • when i get angry i charge with a clenched fist full power sorta like a bull

    and i dont give up that easily

    iam nice and all that stuff but do not i repeat DO NOT EVER piss me off otherwise you will die

    if i want to get something done then consider it done

    if i dont then i wont

    iam a true taurus

  • How does the percieved position of an imagined astroNOMICAL figure determine the nature of human beings . ? anyone ... anyone at all ? 

  • that's true too - so * the hackers - let us get on with life - if not money than bartering - to the hacers out there - I am a taurus and do take things seriously oohfooh

  • sick hackers all over the place

  • My mommy's a TARUS n cuz n aunt this is SO TRUE !!!!!

  • Thats me! I regret even the SLIGHTEST argument. I'll get what you want done, and it's hard to make me mad, but when you do. FUCK YOU! Hahahah. Good descriptions Calypso.

  • Astrology is bullshit .

  • may 16th. get me angry and i'll throw anything i can pick up. then i will be sad that i broke my remote or whatever it might have been. =/

  • @R1O7ZZZZ same date. May 16 :p

  • To be honest i think taurus men are sexy and stubborness is sexy hehe i love their down to earth personalities and no bullshit sense in life

  • The Taurus is not self indulgent and we tend to be there for everyone and no one seems to nitice it we let people have their shine with out getting jealous. we tend to have a natural shine that comes with us and we dont put on a front about a damn thing we are misleading but thats because people dont know how to read us half of the time hey what can i say when we want what we want we usually get it! Famous Tauruses Adolph Hitler,Janet Jackson,Chris Brown,T-Boz of TLC just to name a few. lol

  • how does fitting into vague descriptions suggest that stars millions of miles away effect your personality and insignificant day to day life. also just so you know the sun no longer raises through the taurus constellation on your birthday, it did 2000 years ago, but not anymore . according to the founders of astrology you are all gemini. enjoy.

  • @GGGGGlavin you dont know a thing about astrology so shut up.

  • "After they have bounced around for a while"...LOL . Just a little while.

    And if somebody has taken our EXTREMELY long fuse to that point , they probably deserve the tirade . And I'm organized. I despise a mess or clutter ..makes me uneasy . Taurus = things must look good, feel good, smell good, sound good, taste good : )

  • hooray for taurus!! we are fricking awesome! :D

  • thats me all the way baby. when i work i work really hard and when i get home my play time is my relax time. leave me alone and let me be and we will be just fine

  • lol

  • @steph4petew are you a Taurus? P.s.- thank you for the nice words! I hope they come true..

  • @steph4petew let me add sth else to the story about my previous Taurus colleague- when he told me: "Shut up COW!!" the guy who heard this (and was a SCORPIO) just started laughing but didn't say anything...I was so depressed because of that Taurus guy hating me so much for no reason that I CHANGED MY UNIVERSITY to try to live normally. The only guys I get along with are the SAGITTARIUSES. Pisces NEVER show interest in me the crab and Scorpios hate me like the Taurus guys which makes no sense

  • @steph4petew there's that thing it was not only that particular Taurean guy that acted like that with me. One of my previous coleagues (a Taurean) was very very nice and friendly with me when we were introduced to each other. He liked spending time with me and talking with me a lot but later (like the last guy!!) he started HATING me so baad that he started calling me bad names and was very rude with me+ignoring me. Told me once on an exam: "Shut up COW!" and all kinds of words like that. Cryin

  • @steph4petew sweet and gentle?? Let me tell you because of the last guy Taurus that I fell in love with I almost killed myself!! He tried to hurt me on purpose- he was sweet and nice in the beginning and was flirting with me and the more I started falling for him the more he enjoyed teasing me. Then he deleted me from his skype and told our common friend he doesn't want to have anything to do with me and he hung up on me when I tried calling him. He also said there's no reason for that! >:()

  • a good description of me !

  • There was a Taurus that sat across from me once...

    Being an Aries I always used to deliberately piss him off xD When he started to rage I'd run to the bathroom, and when I came back he'd always be cool and calm and collected. Man I loved that guy =D

  • @TheAmatuerArtist I actually have an Aries girlfriend and we fill each others missing pieces.

  • @TheAmatuerArtist  He, he, he... I liked that it was good... Taurus here... :)

  • I <3 being a Taurus.

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  • I'm an Aries and my brother is Taurus and he is very stable but when he gets angry he starts yelling at you and he's runs like a mad bull up to you to kick your ass...They also HATE it when you ruin their possessions, or like something they build with their hands. Taureans are very earth-like creatures, but they can also be kind people, becus of their ruler Venus.

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  • Wow, when he talks about taurus i feel proud.

  • my das a taurus and hes soo kool yeah its true therre soo easy going gud to get along wit understanding..puch there buttons and then they do stomp around.im a capricorn

  • Oh, man....where are you getting this from.

  • astrology (noun)

    a pseudoscience claiming divination by the positions of the planets and sun and moon

  • oh, and Moo. ya know what im sayin?

  • Yeah its pretty surprising how acurate it is for me sorta, and with alot of other fellow taurus. i dont rly believe in this stuff but i think its cool. bulls are awesome

  • Taurus

    You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?

    The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go

    back to sleep.

  • Taurus

    You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?

    The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go

    back to sleep.

  • lmao!!!!!!!!!! makes perfect sense with one of my buddies. Several*

  • I totally agree with this 100%. Especially when he says that us Taurus don't like to go backwards and talk about what made us angry. I hate it when people do that to me. I just tell them I don't want to talk about it, but they insist on nagging me about it. It's so annoying. Just like he said, just let me have my outburst for a minute or two and let's move on from there. Most people try and and tell me that it will be ok. DUH! What's the point of saying that in the first place? Just shut up.

  • Taurus helped Scorpio to kill the hunter...

    respect from a scorpio here!

  • I'm a Taurus! Describes me perfectly well... :)

  • I'm a Taurus :D Bulls rule

  • I needs me a Taurus chick haha

  • Forgot to mention....if you are a Taurus man, do not marry a Scorpio woman! I made that mistake and rectified it with a divorce. Scorpio women are vicious, sneaky, conniving, sinister bitches! They think your assets are theirs! Stay away from them!!!

  • @MegaChubbyboy Oh brother, I hear ya on Scorpio women... They are manipulative, possessive and revengeful. Bad choice.

  • @MegaChubbyboy I LOVE YOU MAN

    I

    just love you

    so hard.

    I dunno if you have heard of it, but homestuck is a web comic and the taurus troll character and is a male, is around this scorpio chick with a sick obsession with him.

    She makes him crippled, the saggitarious guy makes him robot legs, but then the scorpio chick kills the taurus dude.

    /sosad

    Taurus buddies man 8''I

    forever -brofist-

  • I am a TAURUS and you are correct. We have slow tempers but don.t piss us off! I have told many people that I am the nicest guy you will ever meet until you make me mad or try to hurt someone or something I care about. When I was18, my next-door neighbor tried to shoot my dog when he was running OUT of his yard. I beat him like a rented mule! The cops showed up and pulled me off that dickhead!

  • i love Taurus womans im cappy man

  • @LittleMonsterGirlie SAME HERE!!!!...lol

  • As a Tarus, I back this 100%. I'd say it's a pretty accurate description of myself. Slow to anger but watch the fuck out when u do piss me off, u can always count on me to get something done, and as stubborn as a bull. Good description for a Tarus.

  • @lonewolf1043 I wish i could say that for my Taurus partner. I tell him, the only thing I can count on is that I can't count on him.

  • This is so true. We taureans take things a bit slow and do it in a way that works for us. Don't like to be rushed. We make plans for our future and put em together like a puzzle picture, piece by piece. We are also reliable and give respect to the ones that respect us. It's really really hard for people to make us angry, but I've seen myself at my worst. And trust me, you don't want to see pure destruction. But lets not forget that ascendants also play big role in our character.

  • PicturesForMyMom, with your narrow-minded and pathetic retort/response you have proved my point. Thank you.

  • @PleaseDontBeLong No prob. I still remain a Taurus.

  • @PicturesForMyMom and the angles, trines, conjunctions, relations between each planet etc. are also a huge part of it. So to say you are an "Aries" is just saying where the sun was when you were born (although if you use western you're probably wrong, it was in Pisces) and that has in some cases little affect on who you are. Your chart is most important - the planets and angles, etc. I suggest you start with a Beginner's book. Good day :)

  • @PleaseDontBeLong Sorry man, I remain a Taurus.

  • @PicturesForMyMom To conclude, your facts are askew and I suggest you research Sidereal astrology. Western/Tropical follows an outdated and misleading system - it is off in physical reality. No wonder scientists hate astrology - because most of the world thinks the suns placed where it really isn't. By the way, you do realize that a sun sign is not always that important in one's chart, right? All of the planets were in different signs when you were born. All of this affects who you are,

  • @PicturesForMyMom Aries any longer in relation to the earth like it was then. It is now in Pisces. The zodiac has been shifted for a long time, but it is biased, close-minded, and unyielding people like you who keep westerners from seeing the truth. We should base our signs on where the earth is in relation to the stars, seeing as how we are but the size of a grain of sand on a galactic scale. Therefore, today the sun is in Capricorn, not Aq. People born today would be Capricorn. Make sense?

  • @PicturesForMyMom I am well aware what the signs symbolize. For someone who claims to do their astrology homework, I think it is you that needs to hit the books. Do you know that your precious western system was founded by where the earth was in relation to the stars 2,000+ years ago? Do you know that the signs derive their characteristics from the fixed constellations? How do you people not see the logic behind this - the vernal equinox, which I think you were alluding to, that star is not in..

  • @PicturesForMyMom It's funny how you try to debate me by beginning your argument with "you are truly dumb." I believe this kind of approach is proof that you simply do not understand what I am saying about Sidereal - or you are too stuck in your ways to even try an research it. You also cannot seriously expect to prove anything to me by citing vague generalities of sun sign characteristics.

  • Sounds true to me.

  • The most lovable sign!

  • And, taurus people are the great beauties of the zodiac..

  • @sylviabeth2 true dat!!

  • @One1egendary You're not a Taurus. The sun was in Aries when you were born. But if you would rather not actually research/practice astrology, and you'd rather accost people on YouTube while sticking to a system that you are too scared to break away from, then okay. Cheers.

  • it,s the most hated sign 

  • Used to be a Gemini.

    Born in June 21. Since the Ophiuchus sign came out, dates have changed.

  • You're a Taurus if you were born late May-mid June. Western/Tropical Astrology is no way to define your sun sign. I'm June 2, and I'm a Taurus, because the sun was physically in Taurus when I was born. It wasn't in Gemini, like Tropical would have you believe. And it's funny because I never quite felt like a Gemini. Taurus fits so much better. Check out Sidereal astrology for your real sign.

  • @PleaseDontBeLong so your saying im not a taurus? i was born may 2 in thats early may. your not a taurus

  • @One1egendary Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm surprised you could comprehend what I even said. Lesson 1: you cannot tell what sign somebody is from a video or post. The stars will tell you that. You also cannot put so much emphasis on your sun sign. Everyone's chart is different, and the western system is off by 24 degrees in reality. I don't know why I wasted my time trying to make sense to such a hot headed Aries, Mr. May 2. By real life measurements, you are not a Taurus. Thank god.

  • @PleaseDontBeLong whatever guy, i dont care what you think. im a taurus in thats final.

  • @PleaseDontBeLong You are truly dumb. The way that western astrology works -- it's based on the movements in our solar system, not on constellations. Ever figured that this Ophiuchus has been around since, forever?

    Besides, If you say you're a Gemini you're likely to be an air sign. Taurus are earth sign i.e. "down to earth" (along with virgo and capricorn.) Do your homework before being so fucking gullible.

    Need firther proof that Geminis are airheads? *evil grin*

  • where do u go for virgo... im born septmeber 22.

  • May 18th Taurus here. It's odd, I was in a fight once, and despite being extremely bloody I continued to fight and didn't give up.. Eventually the guy ran and I let him go, but I never gave in. I felt I had a good bit left in me too. I had him pinned on the ground half the time punching him in the face. Funny thing was, is that I was calm the whole time.. If I was angry I think I could've killed him. It just all reminds me of a bull in a way.

  • @Blaze936 Trent Reznor is a May 18 Taurus too.

  • i enjoy the horoscope info, brice

  • Taurus ppl get the short end of the stick

  • my boy friend is an aquarius though he acts likea taurus

  • @lilsweeti13 yea their like alot like us

  • TAURUS MAY 4 89!"

    Watts a good match 4 a guy Taurus, can any1 help ??

  • @lightweight420 virgos, capricorns, cancers. off the top of the head. if u get a birth chart, u can figure that out alot better, cuz u might have a bunch more matches that are good for YOU, that don't necessarily match whats stereotypically good for taurus.

  • @lightweight420 I'm a Taurus and I'm bored, so I'll help you.

    Virgos

    Capricorn (you may find em amusing!)

    Gemini

    Libra, sometimes

    Scorpios

  • Taurus of the 13th of Friday of May

  • ]v[ E G A D E T ]-[

  • so cool tauruses! my favorite sign.

    from a sage. :P

  • @sweetmoonlight88 thought sags dont like taurus?

  • @bennyagp I'm a Sagittarius and my mom's a Taurus and we clash on absolutely everything. She's stubborn with a bad temper, and condescending, not to mention her main goal is to control every aspect of my life

  • @peanutbutterforever Your case is much better. I am a Taurus and my love is a Sag. I leave the rest of the story to your imagination.

  • Taurus = Awesome

    Cancer here!

  • @flashfith Love to all Cancer women. They're the perfect match for Taurus.

  • @flashfith I have been falling in love with guys Tauruses all-life-long but they never shared my feelings!! I'm a Cancer.....and I think Tauruses are too stubborn and conservative to deal with!!! They would never listen to anyone even if they're not right because they are too self-centered and lazy to make a change!!!

  • I realized that Tauruses are VERY materialistic in many aspects of their life. They mostly think about possessions like Money, mansions, cars, pleasures, but don't bother to get rid of the hard things out of the way first. Don't get me wrong, I've met SOME Taurians who are wise and have a lot going on in their life, but for the most part, these are the type of peopl that came and went in my life. You want a sign you REALLY don't want to piss offl, try SCORPIO >=[

  • @FashionRawkz I fully agree with you as a fellow Taurus myself I get like that wen people want to get on my bad side lol and my ex was a stubbron scorpio so i guess that didnt match up well either so i really dont blame you what so ever lol taurines are hard to please next to leos

  • @FashionRawkz We are not materialistic, not at all. We do seek to be accomplished and to secure a future for ourselves and our families. Not sure how you came up with that.

    Scorpios piss me off.

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  • @G19315

    omg, yes, your not the only one 4-27 taurus and my life is going to hell right now it must be something going on astrologically, i mean for everything to be soo difficult all at once?

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  • @mew19forever OH BOY, another 4/27... And I hear ya on the "everything to be so difficult all at once"... Truuuust me, lol!

  • @G19315 don't feel bad. this taurus knows exactly how you feel.

  • hey evryone fellow tauruses!!!!!

  • @Taurus2May my hands up! 2nd may all the way!! :)

  • @TheSlydawg11 23rd april here

  • It feels as thought someone's pointing a gun at this guy while doing the video

  • Hands up all, who are Taurus and born in the second of May.

  • Hello from Taurus to all other, who are born in this sign.

  • HMMM I AM A TAURUS born may 5 and i must say that we are like that but watcha gonna do/ but I am a very proud Taurus our quality is fixed and that means we have the most depth, persistance, stabiliation, and determination and that goes for every other FIXED quality

  • I AM TAURUS april20-may20

  • I know Some Taurus are having difficulties with partners right now. Octorber 29 2010. Sometimes you have to you lower your pride - in order to make a communications. You know deep down you want him/her. Just give him/her a call.

  • Gemini's suck up to us MUAHAH virgos are the coolest when paired up!

  • @Ja1Mac haha yeah a lot of people do. but make sure you don't suck up to anyone because tauruses hate to be not included in a group.

  • @sweetmoonlight88 I guess my individuality rules that out.. I dont follow, I usualy initiate a group or lead it. But if im left out it wont bother me

  • april 21 wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooo lol

  • @AmbriBB4L hey thats my bday!!!!

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  • @jologs21 u ned a saggitarius cuz uhhh ur love may be powerful now but i wont mean much later.. trust. enjoy it wihile it last.. hehe just saying the truth

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  • Greetings to my fellow Taurians!

  • @gaol12 same to you!!

  • @gaol12

    Greetings to you too.

  • pround 24th taurus :)

  • im a taurus and what he says is vey true lol

  • this is so true my B-day is April 24 and i am a Taurus

  • Proud 23rd of April taurus! :D

  • @EdwardTheNutsOne Lol ME TOO!

  • @EdwardTheNutsOne same here haha

  • I LOVE BEING A TAURUS!

    i swearim just like a bullhahaha

  • does anybody here have a squeeky voice or raspy????? i do and someone told me " oh your a taurus" ? lol and yeah my number one goal is security..... i want to be set and never be in debt......p.s dont take what belongs to me ... or youll be sorry ;)

  • @pikhty yep. I can hear taurus in someone's voice. My voice is pretty deep, and I have 2nd house (taurus' house, long story if you don't know astrology) in the same as my 1st house (ascendant) which means I have a Taurus influenec to my exterior. Ear nose and neck/throat issues ive had all my life. Stubborn as hell. . But Taurus people have distinct voices or loud voices or people with Taurus in the right places in their chart have also have that. Like me. Im Scorpio,Taurean influence.

  • May 14! i think I have some gemini in me though!

  • APRIL 27TH TAURUS

    TAURUS' ARE THE FREAKIEST N BED TOO :)

  • @1moneyboi I'm also April 27 lol!

  • @1moneyboi april 27 XD we are born on the same day. Taurus are awesome in bed i agree with that :D

  • wuddap taurus fams

  • WOOT Taurus is so me lol

    I'm lazy and all the stuff

    BUT DEPENDABLE!

  • taurus is just too possessive and selfish, territorial, jealous, and too home loving....seriously they barely go outside for fun everything has to go in their territory (their homes) or else the taurus never knows it exists...thats my opinion my ..... im a gemini and taurus is just too possessive and slow paced...no offense i know there are some great taurus people with wonderful qualities but i had to say what i thought

  • @gitanakiss I was born on April the second and i should be a taurus but im not.I am much different than them.Maybe i was born in some special moment.I am offended when someone judges me by my sign beacouse my caracter doesnt match to any of the known signs.

  • @marin677 April 2nd is aries.

  • @Cenasucks0161 Sorry.My grammatical error.I meant May 2

  • Oh, this is SOOOOO true. I'm a Sagittarius and my mother is a Taurus, and I WISH I'd seen this before, when I was growing up and lived with my parents. My mother and I clashed big time. Funny enough, we are MUCH closer now, because I know how to handle Taurus now, and what not to take to heart. Even funnier is that my Dad is ALSO a Sagittarius; and he and my mother have a very interesting (can't call it 'good' or 'bad') relationship dynamic.

  • @kionninaja16 u r right lol even though i m a female i m not afraid to battle / @divanique22 awsum my birthday is april 21 / i m proud to be a very strong sign who isnt afriad for a battle lol but we taurus are also loving person just like that man said if u just crossed ur limit then we get all angry but we are loving sign = venus is a love and money planet which venus is ruling on taurus so we are loving beings and $ too lol

  • describes me perfectly

  • PERFECT. *April 30th Taurean* Everything he said was right~ *Female*

  • Astrology is a bullshit pseudo-science. This guy just made vague statements which could apply to anybody. Astrology is just a stupid as creationism.

  • may 21

  • Me-taurus sun,taurus rising

  • Taurus is the best sign we will do whatever we put our mind to and dare anybody to get in our way. We are aggresive and HATE LOSING. Also we are known to be the best looking of all the signs :)

  • Im a taurus male and I like scorpios sexually but I like a capricorn as a wife. :)

  • @90smartass same im sexually attracted to the fire sign women tho. but capricorn women are perfect to me the beauty the attitude

  • I have a couple friends that r taurus & they r loyal 2 the end. This is the best earth sign 2 be around they don't pick u apart like a virgo & they aren't seculsive like a capricorn. These people r patient & very tolerant of others. That's y i like this earth sign the most. Taurus r friendly people & can become possessive of their things. But overall u will have a friend 4 life.