Wesley Crusher hot date

[musicandbarbies101]

Jesus, can you say mood killer? :D

[horaciosi]

THE FLY!!!!

[goodwolf359]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[flownet07]

The alien is just saying: Shut up Wesley! in his poor communication abilities...

[PeaceVeggieeNate]

Best cock blocker ever, im going to hire that thing to stop my daughters date!!!

[Raptorel]

A threesome followed.

[kesselrunfun]

what the hell, I've just watched from season 1 to 6 and I haven't seen this scene! which episode is it!? please anyone?

[jalowitz]

@kesselrunfun It's called "The Dauphin" in season 2 (episode 10)

[SVWillmer]

my gfs mum bitched to me about her phone bill but DAMMN.

[etheangel2220]

WHAT THE HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!­!!!!

[Vivisayshey]

was ist dann passiert???

[JoschiChr]

@Vivisayshey Die Tussi hat sich in ein ähnliches Vieh verwandelt und der Sicherheitsdienst ist reingekommen.

[Vivisayshey]

@JoschiChr aso ;D

[emilyruth4god]

I wonder if the monster is yelling "Get off my daughter!!"

[twooffour]

WHAT AAFUCKING SIHIT EPISODE

[Turbokiller621]

come to turbokiller621 channel and have fun with my videois

[HarPlayer]

what was the Actress's name? and the girl up played the young Q when the " Older Q was to take her back to the Q to teach her never saw them after those ep's

[SandsOfArrakis]

@HarPlayer Jaime Hubbard according to Memory Alpha (Star Trek Wiki)

[ownagemunky]

Shut up Wesley

[isr4el666]

i remember this part and i watched it ...and actually made me horny because i wish they making love :p LOL...

[rahungry]

Whats the name of this episode????

[SHILOHH8R]

@rahungry it is from season 2 called the dauphin. episode 10. the chick is actually in her late 20s. she is super hot for that age too! i thought she would be like 15, 16...but no...in her late 20s

[GoldenCenturion]

A girl wants to kiss Wesley? It's called science FICTION for a reason!

[Kaagh178]

Monster: Thought ya could try it on with my baby girl did ya, ya lousy good for nothing little bitch!?

[AnotherSchmoe]

Lol, you should have had them kiss then cut to his date turning into a monster. xD

[kourosh89]

I'm not sure which is uglier: the monster or the girl.

[davenielsen78]

I guess Wesley would have to do his usual - go to the holodeck and use his genius brain to override the Parental Controls.

[generalcircle]

0:19 Did wesley crusher just say " Whats going on?'"

Well there is fucking giant fly sasquatch going on a rampage, dumbass.

[startrekkin1701]

who needs condoms when you have a shapeshifting mother?

[iwpoe]

That's just her mom in a suit.

[kmg4]

The video ends right before the best part, when the girl Wesley was hot for turns into an even bigger, scarier monster to ward off the first one.

How can you cut it off before that???

[Googlagahummike]

"And that was how my first kiss went."

[LetheSoda]

Nothing is wrong with Wil Wheaton. Wesley Crusher needed a slap every episode though.

[cldaraminzybom2ne1]

what episode is this??

[TaintedMustard]

@cldaraminzybom2ne1 The Dauphin, season 2.

[MrTdoylee]

Watch shes gone gaga. Soooooooooo funny. Will never ever get bored of watching!!!!

[Beeht]

As a young boy, 8 years old or so, I was so in love with Wesley Crusher. I was completely heart broken back in the day to find out he was straight. lol

[c4blew]

Never cheat on a wookie!

[syndrah]

what episode is this from?

[nightwish789]

That's Beverly in disguise, he's a GIANT cockblock to her, now she's getting pay back.

[sadailinikada86]

Warning! Raging troll has entered your quarters!

[smcneal057]

BEST. COCKBLOCK. EVER.

[FNGLHR]

Well that's one way to stop kids from having sex.

[PawelK198604]

@FNGLHR

But only in one condition only if the kid has no phaser set to kill, if he has phaser

The one that would remain after it is just disgusting gelatinous bloody stain on the floor but wesley is only acting ensign he has no gun:)

Anyway, it was even funny Wesley would have to be good explanation before Picard, why the foreign ambassador to Federation is in the morgue.-)

When it comes to sex, the twenty-fourth century, have contraceptive with efficacy of 100%, so even teens doit freely:)

[mees462]

0:14

"Trollin' Time! >:D"

COOCKBLOOOCK

[xxx1v3tt3xxx]

Why is everybody fuckin hating on Wil...if you fuckin dislike him so much then why bother search his videos so you can talk shit if you don't like him don't search his videos simple as that.

[wank0r]

jesus christ, aint props and costums ment to advance with time? the GORN in TOS was better than that

[Blastaar7]

she's way too much woman for him.

[67tr876]

I want to fuck that girl.

[jimbopumbapigsticks]

So what did they do after Wesley's boyfriend showed up?

[VigilanteNighthawk]

@orkneymist

No, Wesley is the reason Wesley will always be a virgin.

[gunblade64]

Just when i was about to spit fire at wesley, saying that he doesn't deserve that kind of hotness.... oh well, sometimes girls have nasty parents.

[llillillillillllill]

haha freakin owns

[generalcircle]

What they don't tell you about this scene is that the giant hairy flylike creature is Wesley's date and that he/she/it is pissed off when it saw Wesley cheating on him/her/it.

[jarvisel]

Wesley looks more like a girl than she does.

[DizzyedUpGirl]

Nice eyelashes, Wesley.

[fadsforwhatever]

Fun fact -- the actress who played Salia was actually ten years older than Wil Wheaton in this scene, meaning that what you're watching is a 25 year old kissing a 15 year old. Try to suppress your raging discomfort.

[Mrster]

That is by far the ugliest suit I've seen since the Original Series.

[larodem]

Christ, wesley, you don´t date two girls at the same time!

[ChristianS1974]

A lesbian scene?

[HolyMotherofGrid]

I don't remember there being Wookies in Star Trek......!! One couldn't have turned up at a better time, however :+).

[walker921]

lolool worst cockblock ever

[Anthrolithos]

Needs moar tongue.

[HaleyM01]

@Anthrolithos what kinda comment is that? haha

[katinkagirlie]

He looks even more feminine than the girl. Probably got more make-up, too.

[OrcristFilmWarrior]

Man, I remember watching this episode as a kid and it was really boring.

But, even though my "photon torpedo bay" wasn't ready for launching at the time, the girl who played Salia (Jamie Hubbard) became one of my first childhood onscreen crushes.

Yes, the girl was hot.

[weinmj]

what the hell? 80's fail!

[Vanechalyssa]

Isn't that Gordy from the movie, "Stand by Me"??

[Sodiumreactor]

@Vanechalyssa Yep. Prior to TNG, he was in that movie. Unfortunately, everyone started hating him in TNG. Recently I saw him in a webisode series called "The Guild". Didnt even recognize him at first!

[Chronosagaaddict]

set phaser to kill and bang bang that girl till the sun sets a few times..

[janhammerrules]

That's a mother in law that only wesley deserves.

[jimmyboo121]

Fuck, Mom's home!

[DeathByChocolate1995]

comom people stop pickin on wesley he's not that bad

[Chumandoo3]

That monster was going to have its way with both of them. At the same time...

[Vanechalyssa]

Wil is to good for that girl.

[dumbutt3000]

He was going to butt fuck her.

[matt2eadgbe]

@dumbutt3000

I think the creature is gonna butt fuck wesley.

And he will like it

[juxtn]

That is no girl, that is obviously a girlish boy dressed up in a dress and hair extensions. They had to, it was the only way Wheaton was able to kiss "her" without throwing up.

[McFlanker]

The only hot date Wesley could secure would be with his mother...too bad he's gay

[QuantumProphet]

@McFlanker he can take a rod from DAta, I dont think that would make data gay, no feelings remember? ;)

[McFlanker]

@QuantumProphet True...Also he could use the holodeck to get raped by big burly klingons...

[nobodysperfect06]

I wonder in the 24th Century, will it be more common for girls to ask guys out and initiate dates and relationships?

[QuantumProphet]

@nobodysperfect06 It iwll be common for girls to have dicks and wesley types to have vaginas, They needed the monster to give dick to her cuz wes has got no game

[nobodysperfect06]

it's so much easier for a girl to get a boyfriend than it is for a guy to get a girlfriend

[Makell]

that girl was not hot at all even by 80's standards.

[PetrKL21]

WHEEEAAAAAAAATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­N!

[DarthJoshReturns]

@PetrKL21 Big Bang Theory FTW.

[fadsforwhatever]

This clip is so much creepier when you realize that the girl he's kissing what ten years older than him in real life (he was 15 and she was 25). That's probably why it was so chaste -- she didn't want to cross into any ambiguous pedophilia.

[shortylickens69]

@fadsforwhatever No that would be fail, cuz kissing a 25 year old girl would make you awesome.

[weridgaeagirl]

what episode is this

[abu3aadel]

لعنة  خربتو علي الشفشفه

كنت مقوم ويوم شفت القرد هونت

[FreeLanceArizona]

What a cockblocker.....whatever that was

[munkyboywndr]

Who kisses like that? It was like something out of Snow fucking White, only tamer.

[chaplan76]

That happened last night, except the furry buggy monster was in my pants.

[Sei1863]

Wesley, if you want hit that you're going to need to do better than call security. Rip off your shirt and wrestle with it, that'll impress her! It'll also get you off our hands.

[newcastle6666]

Wesley should have replicated some cocain and give to her them fuck the shit out of her until she cums buckets all over that sofa. Then cum all over her face and kick her the fuck out his quarters. That's for all of you Star Trek geek losers to Jack off to!!!!'

[GANGLIAGOROTUS]

@newcastle6666 How old are you?

[orion1077]

@GANGLIAGOROTUS

Such an angry angry child, he is.

[KevinEdwardMiah]

@newcastle6666 ew.

[JAGTHEGEMINI]

@newcastle6666

Only sex-related thoughts you had... As a vulcan, i am ashamed of tipycal human reactions like this.

[papajohn5656]

SPACE COCKBLOCK

[JeniferSheppard]

WHill WHeaton

haha

[Aztecius]

this video is a lie - it says wesley crusher when all i see is demi moore

[azmegladon]

that was the mighty "cockblocker: monster

[JohnSk8PlayLive]

this vid is like the deffinition of "What the fuck??!"

[courtnemi]

wow...I forgot how TNG looked.  I wish I was the girl *wink* anyway the monster look so fake now...geeze.

[redgaridose]

thats one crazy ass mother

[redgaridose]

whats the episodes name

[vvpassat]

Borg queen is perfect women for Wesley

[Derekivery]

talk about cock blocker

[bleekblock]

That's funny Derekivery!

[theboombody]

Darn, I was hoping it would show the part where the girl becomes a monster. I think that's how my wife is going to turn out.

[BonScottAC]

I liked Jar-Jar Binks.

[orion1077]

@BonScottAC

SHAME on YOU!

[alexfanx]

Is this what it feels like when you get herpes?

[PHANTOMZ0NE]

Later on in the episode she pulls down Wesley's pants and is dissapointed when she finds a pussy.

[kibagirl34]

??????? what

[trimi38]

lmao

[courtnemi]

@PHANTOMZ0NE you need to chill.

[StochasticOoze]

@PHANTOMZ0NE The girl told him to run away. Instead, he stands up to the thing and has the presence of mind to call for security. I'm no fan of Wesley, but,

I kinda doubt you would've reacted as well as he did if a freaky monster came out of nowhere to cockblock you.

[Shendue]

@StochasticOoze: If i was petting with such a girl, i would just punch the damn thing in the face.

[LivesForJihad]

@PHANTOMZ0NE He doesn't have any parts...period. he is that big of a loser, neither chromosome wanted him.

[praises9700]

@PHANTOMZ0NE HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[btm85bubs]

Wesley is *very* lucky that he ended up on the Enterprise. Could you imagine what life would have been like for him if he went to an ordinary high school?

Wayne (captain of the Parrises squares team): Hey, freak! What are you doing?

Wesley: I'm trying to reverse the polarity of my magnetic demodulator!

Wayne: What the fuck does that mean?

Wesley: My demodulator is misaligned! I have to-

[Wayne punches Wesley, shoves him onto the floor, and kicks him several times.]

Wayne: So long, fag!

[BitingOsprey]

Oh my god, he would have been fighting off bullies on a daily basis

[bloodchilde]

Just as young Wesley starts to make out with his first girlfriend, her psychotic husband barges in, an angry Chewbacca on meth.

[GuardianOfHate]

wesley crusher the most annoying character ever existed

[LordNoctis]

WRONG! Jar-Jar Binks is the most annoying character ever. Period.

[stevanz1]

id punch you WESLEY CRUSHER right in the face LOL

[StinkiwinkiPoo]

lol and she became a moster right?? haha......

okay but at least she was pur light.....eieiei thats love....^^

[shadowlapis]

omg lol this is giving me a laughing fit right now. hahahah! amazing!

[hammr25]

I liked it better when he kissed Ashley Judd

[annaroseg]

his eyelashes are ridiculously long. am i the only one to notice that?

[AZskaterboyRichy]

My eyelashes are like that

[Frire4]

omg this proves the fact that he's never kissed a REAL girl before. or any girl for that matter

[ThexCatsxPajamas]

I hate that girl so much right now lol

[MagikGimp]

I had a major crush on her, um the girl not the monster........

[reefguy15]

"wtf your mother is here?"

[gsnake007]

shit id stil hit that just transfrom into megan fox and we can have a night out on the ship

[labartic]

A girl kissing a girl, then a monster. Lovely

[T3rraBahamut]

normally a mother shows how a girl is going to look like when she grows older... in this case i know what id do ...

[KaceKlosed]

Oh I missed that one; "Attack of the In-Laws" episode...

[labartic]

What a surprise....I mean...Wesley is kissing a girl instead of a mans penis. LOL FAGGG

[josecoto85]

yeah hahahaha only ugly women on board, they must request shore leave to "ease tenssions"

[libed91]

i wouldn't want to have such mother in law.

[blackmanfu]

man... that happens WAYY too often

[daddyleon]

O_o - Hahaha wtf!? - o_O

[CaptainTrekkie]

"Security, Crew Quarters". Bugger me that narrows it down, theres only 1000 odd people living on the Enterprise. Nice going Wesley.

[bboy4joy]

@CaptainTrekkie I suppose there would be some kind of positioning system when they also have FREAKING TELEPORTS AND BEYOND LIGHT SPEED SPACESHIPS? :)

[sazzrhilee]

@CaptainTrekkie LOL!

[kris8144]

@CaptainTrekkie lmfao so true haahha

[johanlaurasia]

@CaptainTrekkie Well... communicators do have GPS...

[holodock]

@CaptainTrekkie You didn't hear it right... He said... "Security, Screw quarters" ;)

[CaptainTrekkie]

@holodock Awh thats just terrible, get the hell outta here! (PS I lol'd)

[weinmj]

@CaptainTrekkie lol writer fail

[vampiresstrina]

@CaptainTrekkie  lol thats a good one.. and good point too..lol

[MurasakiYugata]

God, I hate it when that happens.

[jeepdude770]

yo wesley should have superman dat ho

[GUAlliance]

I LOVE this episode! The girls "protector & governess" is amazing, I love her character!

[Pinesol23]

if you watched this episode she also turns into the beast...

[chineseconservative]

Yeah I know. LOL

[SugarDemon1035]

JEALOUS.

(Even if it is of Wesley Crusher...)

[MarkOates]

that's the problem with star trek sex... it ALWAYS ends badly.

[DiogNewmen]

Wow!! That just Sucked! :P

Your making out with this Hot girl,

Then a Shit-faced Monster comes in to Interupt!! xD

[CrusherLuvr4Eva]

Wow... thats pretty hard for me to watch.

[nds2]

I'd punch him in the face and make her my bitch.

[rael8]

looks like my mother-in-law. smells like her too!

[marktse]

coxblocker

[LordTeufel]

that's one pissed off dad

[MidnaFanDDD17]

thats the grandma!!! not the dad

[justcruzzinn]

no, you got it ALL WRONG..thats the mom...not the dad or grandma

[LordTeufel]

you're right i remember now the old bitch lol.

[brucefwaaa]

aww man, i just cant stop laughing at the bit near the end

[chanrobi]

ROFL

[dickwangs]

cool

[InuvikPhil]

Another reason why WIl Wheaton is the coolest guy ever!! This is great video...

Guess Chewbacca didn't like someone messing with his girlfriend....

HA HAH