I kinda got fired

[Beliebin4JDB]

Wow

[KwonK15]

what a jackass i want to stick my contra bass clarinet up his ass hole so far. and trust me that instrument is big like a BOSS!! good luck man

[MrLuckySInner]

why you mad though? why defend a filthy nigger?

[MrLuckySInner]

I'm french, I'm backwards so it works

[MrLuckySInner]

research it, they can face any which way

[ZeroquakeTV]

@MrLuckySInner Those are facing the wrong way bro

[NDzibyrules]

is the background music a "overnight celebrity" by twista remix????

[GlamourKillsTian]

denise what a badass

[LatinBlack83]

that was a easy lawsuit...message me if it really happened. i also worked on retail so this story its so fake, still like u thou <3

[NDzibyrules]

@MrLuckySInner shut the fuck up faggot

[HeWantMore]

Oh the irony rob robbed the store

[Uphillsniper360]

omg mrluckysinner is racist you suck mrlucky you suck :(

[smoothkidd272k6]

People be shady as hell at these jobs...i work at office depot, im about to quit that shit....GOOD VIDEO THOUGH!!!

[darkomataliv]

I want to know the discount Denise gave you at the end of the video. lol

[MrLuckySInner]

this guys a niggerfaggot

[MrLuckySInner]

no, niggers are a disgrace to humanity.

[itaku]

@MrLuckySInner You're a disgrace to mankind.

[aXuaLiAlex]

@itaku No, @MrLuckySInner is a disgrace. Period.

[JazzyBee213love]

@MrLuckySInner ROB and Terrell !!! Get off YouTube !!!!

[KoriryuVEX]

@MrLuckySInner If you were in Australia, you would get arrested for that kind of hate comment. And I support that law. If anything, you are a disgrace to humanity.

[SALESPRODUCTIONS]

You should do stand-up comedy - as you have the personality for it.

Also - you were obviously set up - and he wanted you out.

[MrLuckySInner]

lol u mad? @TacticTelevision  make me

[aXuaLiAlex]

@MrLuckySInner You're a dumbass shit eater and should be fucked up. I really hope you do get your ass beat.

[MrLuckySInner]

how did you get a job, niggers never work that's probably why you got fired

[vg29able]

@MrLuckySInner -jackass

[TacticTelevision]

@MrLuckySInner GTFO of Youtube.

[TheSoNation]

@MrLuckySInner Dude wtf you disgrace to humanity. I hope you burn in hell.

[jomoma785]

MOAR Videos!!! Nom nom nom nom nom



[MouthsLikSdwndrMisls]

Anyone else picture Rob as one of your current/former employers?

[99leadpencils]

Justice. End comment.

oh, and props. :)

[dmendoza231]

i need to work at a clothing store! lol tat discount got me a lil hyped up ahaa

[grn100cash]

Damn that shit was a setup

okay the first two times come up short, you would think the manager would not want you on. All a setup, dats wrong

[GuyWithVans]

Lol good for you!

[DropDeaadPSN]

Glad i subscribed :)

[2paclypse2010]

his ex did it

[rand0mn33ss]

... I LOVE YOUR SHIRT...

[Aedalor]

Haha, she take my money, when I'm in need!

[loyallyStubborn]

The exact same thing happened to me! My managers said i owed them $67.98 and I payed them. It was only until after they fired me that they realized that one of the manager's took the money. I was so freaking mad! >:c

[abmasterzee]

Hahaha oh boy the joys of working in retail

[Ebony4ya]

Too funny I'm subscribing!

[AntariRoyale]

This is the only person I know of that can tell a story... And i'll listen. I personally hunt out his long videos because I know they're gonna be awesome.

Your kids are gonna be happy little campers with Daddy's bedtime stories.

[VlzHyPnOtIzTzlV]

Rob got ass-fucked...literally...many times by down... probably out by now...with an asshole the size of a golfball...bahaha!

[DaeSayuki]

Dude, shit happens!

[munfmunf4boisdinner]

same shit happened to me at wendy's

[jamesmoney1]

yo she must have luved you

[dieman4]

that manager will get a foot up his as@ one day :]

[aznboymichael]

Karma bitch!

[Micahmalik9]

Cool

[accomplishedjoe94]

lol this is like a plot to a movie or something

[rmudge64]

Awesome man, as u said sumtimes shit happens. Can't change that.

Ya gotta love it when ya hear those types of assholes get their comeuppance though. :D

[kingdom0aerith]

You seriously have the most entertaining vidyas ever.

[BDM1324]

Usually when I see a video of somebody talking for 10 minutes I skip around to the end cause I cant stand it, but when its one of your videos instead of skipping i watch the whole thing and even go back in the video to watch the same part again. Go swoozie!

[Embeaxoxo]

I hope Rob dont drop the soap!!! ahahahahaha karma a b***h

[VoIition]

lol a few times!

[TheAmazingSquirtle]

Denise is the woMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAN! lmao

[Yakita60]

Handled like a BOWSS!!!

[ThePower773]

No revenge still an awesome ending

[JughedGreenz]

LIKE A BAUUUUSSS!!!!!!!!!

[terataj911]

good your not gay

[GorgonDrageil]

I love the 8-bit rap song instrumentals playing in the background:

Dirt Off Yo Shoulder - Jay Z

Ridin Dirty - Chamillionaire

Never Scared - Bone Crusher

Overnight Celebrity - Twista ft. Kanye

Move Bitch - Ludacris

Get Low - Lil John & the Eastside Boyz

Gold Digger - Kanye

These songs MADE my childhood. Not to mention how hilarious Swoozies story was. This vid was just.. EXCELLENT. Too bad I can't subscribe twice...

[BlairMackenzie22]

lol wow I would be goin crazy AF if that happend to me lol

[goformebruh]

pause at 0:04 best face ever!

[fuckmehgaga]

you're so fucking intresting.

[ItsTheMarioman]

Yay for 8-bit gold digger

[Studd911]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! love iiiit

[skyangelnaruto]

@swoozie06 rlly coolstorybro, share some more :D

[LexiAngelHeart]

@skyangelnaruto OMG!! The mom's calling me excuse!! lol

[skyangelnaruto]

@LexiAngelHeart hahahahhaah ^^

[AbleDreamz]

bahahahaha

[brandonz404]

I completely busted out laughing at the end when you said it was well over 50% off XD im real sorry you lost your job bro.... But thats halariousXD

[Sami10201]

i've never found anyone on youtube that i could really stand listening to for half a minute, let alone ten minutes at a time. you seriously are the best story teller on the planet.

[offaboff]

@Sami10201 same goes for me dude this guy is amazing and awesome and epic

[CheyenneShow1]

Did anyone realize an 8bit version of gold digger was playing?

[emmaberry4]

haha it got ROBbed...get it ;)

[apossumhodown]

1:00 thanks swoozie. i now have sprite all over my labtop.

[xXYSDXx]

lol "cool story bro"

[JARRYDinc]

Wait so at the end he got like 60 or 70 percent off?

[heismahlife]

i can freaking listen to you all day bro!!!

[tkbadgirl]

at the end of the video I just realized what song was playing. lolz ^_^

[GraceHasCommented]

He tells the best stories!

[SuperXxsammiexx]

I love your voice...

xD

[trublinka]

I love Denise

[YumiJing]

the entire vid i found myself staring at Mario trollin in the background

[epicvidmaster]

Justice! And nobody better troll on this vid, you hear that you 17 idiots out there?

[rakoonpunk]

@blackdrakeofdeath

Who deserved karma?

[blackdrakeofdeath]

this is why i'm glad i've never worked at a standard retail store, and especially never had to do register ^^; good to know karmas a bitch to those that deserve it

[dreamihad]

Ask anyone who has worked in retail , managers will often steal money and then blame the underlings . I've been blessed that i've never had to work retail, god willing i never will

[funkiichiicka]

BOOM That's karma right there!

[JoyDawn572]

Love the music! Video game gold digger, Nice.

[jonasbros25]

Note to self: Become friends with co-workers.

[SFvAbel]

karma's a bitch and she has a taste for irony

[yaboysavage]

Holla hola Hola hola HOLD UP...

[ChuS093]

wait... your car get vandalyz whaaat whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat XD

[DrRisk01]

LMAO 25$ SHORT!

[kidcudi786]

love the brackground music

[RealChinese]

I feel you man I got framed once too and fired without anyone double checking shit.

[yazgup]

THIS EXACT SAME THING HAS HAPPENED TO MY SISTER!!! New manager, someone gets fired, car gets vandalized (sisters boyfriend got fired because he got blamed), puts next victim on register (my sister), gets accused of stealing... something tells me that managers everywhere have this as their "master plan". >:|

[ihatepeoplethisway]

HELL YEA DENISE!

[luke300222]

Where do you get all of your background music?!



[hulahips808]

Had similar thing happen to me too. Enjoyed your video...

[zyxflame]

Riddle me this: y is your life so interesting!

[Floppy162]

i would have put like 30 dollars in the register extra. when he shows up like: adande your 25 dollars short! I'd jump on a table and say listen up i got a vid on my phone that proves that i put extra money in the register and im still short. this dude is scaming us!

[KatNipper8745]

Denise FTW

[jimmyboy578900]

CARMA'S A BIOCH

LONG LIVE SWOOZIE

[jonnyc555g68]

that's was up...what goes around comes around.

[TheChoclatemoose]

nice 8 bit move bi*ch

[helmz22]

what was the second background music

[kedarahmad]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay swoozie got his happy ending

[Smexyflower]

Nice music =) And love how you kept cool ^-^

[BocaBulls13]

Lovin the 8-bit ridin dirty in the background.

[lastassassin13]

You still got owned, though. You have been assassinated. All replies will go unread.

[234vsingh]

Awww that's too bad about what happened to you. Yay, go Denise! :) You deserved that discount!!

[Solobeat567]

Kanye west.........I like it

[MrNight48]

lol but yeah, tyrell set you up and was stealing from the register and blaming it on you man. its a classic tactic

[helllajennifer]

you have an amazing personality

[Splashzify]

His name was Rob, and the store was robbed. Coincidence? I THINK SO!

[Zarat818]

Cool story bro! seriously

[InWolvesEyes]

Your shirt is AMAZING!!!! Work that Batman! :D

[bobmadethebox]

is that an 8-bit remix of that one hip-hop song? :O

[SuperPandamuffin]

i like denise <------- if thats how you spell it.

[givemehugmarty]

The ending made me smile. JUSTICE! :)

[TheTruthic]

swoozie you're a better man than I, if that were me I would have punched that douche so hard his future kids would be born with a black eye.

[cookieman19981]

he so vandalized those cars 

[KalphiteGenius]

Doesn't get much better than Dirt off your shoulder...nintendo style. Love it. *Subscribe*

[K00lRaider]

i've been watching your videos all day..... its official, im subscribing.

[thegetsomethingnice]

Karma is a bitch -.-

[pinkslk]

omg...i used to work at DEMO! its part of man alive stores....lol... but im sorry about what happend...but whenever a chapter ends in a book another begins....

[Teppathekid]

praise Denise for making this all good :D

sorry bout that. i dont know what i'd do in that situation.

i'd probably snap and get fired~

[IrisVanard]

Dude, can I just come over sometime. I could seriously listen to you tell stories all freaking day.

[TSANT0S]

@IrisVanard  You don't even need to make it a paying job.

[xenxoz]

DavidSoComedy < Swoozie06 'nuff said.

[ReviewerHQ]

is that gold digger 8bit style i hear in the back ground at 5:55?

[oOweirdoOo]

@ReviewerHQ I dont know, I've never played it... But, I think you can hear the exact same music better in the end of the video, after 8:20

[oOweirdoOo]

@ReviewerHQ ...and now that I looked for "gold digger" from youtube i realized that you were talking about a song, not a game... lol nevermind :P

[DMTLVlogs]

"Denise hooked me up, that day.

It was /well/ over 50%"

That was SO awesome :3

[blubblub959]

@DMTLVlogs wait i dont understand it

[DMTLVlogs]

@blubblub959 He WAY more than 50% off on the clothes he bought because of Denise :)

[DMTLVlogs]

@blubblub959 He got*

[RommelA0E]

Had the same thing happen at a grocery store, except the manager didn't get busted for stealing. She's still there iirc.

[nightsniper45]

@RommelA0E sucks my spicy indian cock!

[DigitalxGamer]

Ha, that's awesome. xD Why does it seem like you get all the worst managers possible?~

[Meman136]

That's a rockin shirt

[Jasmine4yu]

Yessss! & Yessss Deniese!

[barrett930]

denise is such a BOSS

[powerjazzatitain]

100% off?

[flora12181]

what percent did u get off?

[Bazzzketballfan]

now THAT is well played by Denise at the end

[JuliaVSJuliaFilms]

omg. Where'd you get this music?? SHE TAKE MY MO-NEY!

[musicluvr212]

Hahaha I just realized the background music is gold digger XD

[jhennyd3]

yo swizzle....u kinda sorta snitched on ya home girl... just sayin if someone who doesnt like u seen this and did some diggin she could get messed up

[arditb123]

this was like a movie with happy ending

[TawniAlise]

Karma is a bitch.

[nakles005]

Good things happen to good people,Swoozie Ftw:)

[MaGiC1ZkOoL]

LOL!

[soccerrocks95]

Retail is a trick.

[theqrokz]

that's a load of shit

at least you got da new gear

[KasunK18]

Karma, she's a bitch =]

[TheAngriestBeaver]

i read a comment that said you should make a movie of your life. bro i would watch that over and over at the theaters as long as its like the vids you make now. i was watching this 1 on the edge of my seat like i would in a movie. i loved this story alot best part was the discount at the end im guessin its 99% off XD hahaha keep them storys coming there amazing!

[JoyDawn572]

Denese is so nice!!! :3

[Mrcabletwitch]

you should go visit Rob in jail and be like "bitch f you!"

[wookiedestroyer101]

Haha that was such an epic story:P I'm glad everything turned out ok for you in the end:D

[TheWavebird]

Denise = BOSS

[Aguywhomakesvids]

Ending was boss.

You should def make some movies bout' your life.

[AznGirl963]

Did Terell take the money that you were "short" on?

[LexFace00]

U GOT SWAG yeeeeeee

[ctb1924]

Swoozie im just saying that you are a Boss anywhere you may be.

[briannabanana951]

i want your life

[BlueMakavelian]

bowwwwssss

[tellyheatley123]

love that story

[legoguy000]

Karma's a bitch, ain't it?