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  • 2:06 when i was young me and my best friend bashed this game so much omg how i miss those memories

  • May i ask, What potato did u use to record this?

  • my fav is edwina/deadwina she is the fastest in game :P plus the small she is is a big advantage xd

  • LOL @ 6:54

  • eu amo esse jogo!

  • The only reason I think I don't have the rest of the characters is that i used to think that the mansion level was too scary on normal difficulty.

  • i think the zombies are creepy.I dont really think gladstone sounds or looks alot like a zombie he is half human but with some injuries.

  • i love what the jungle queen says

  • I wish this was compatable on the Xbox 360... -_-

  • 8:33 - 8:37

    I am disappointed that he didn't make his GLIGHT! noise.

  • Swinging Tipper is funny 

  • My two favorite animations 3:00 and 5:24

  • Carrion Carcass or gfto

  • How do you unlock ''Private Jones'' 7:21?

  • @iiNiCkZz , i've said this time and time again... so i'll say it again.

    Go on the options menu... then there should be an option that says character gallery.. click that.

    Then there will be like 150 little squares with the characters profiles on them, yet some of them are empty... all u need to do is highlight the squares which do NOT have a character on it.. and some text will scroll across telling you how to unlock it... thats how u no how to get the characters... hope sum1 agrees

  • @iiNiCkZz , i've said this time and time again... so i'll say it again.

    Go on the options menu... then there should be an option that says character gallery.. click that.

    Then there will be like 150 little squares with the characters profiles on them, yet some of them are empty... all u need to do is highlight the squares which do NOT have a character on it.. and some text will scroll across telling you how to unlock it... thats how u no how to get the characters... hope sum1 agrees

  • @iiNiCkZz to unlock private jones u have to do the level something to crow about on normal

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  • oh my god i love the cyborg chimps personality its too cute

  • 22 people missed the like button

  • Time to unleash the Asskickulator, wooobawoobawoo!

  • 2:24 guy sounds like he hasn't shit in months lol

  • me and my pussy are going to have alot of fun

  • Elite Henchman FTW

  • Monkey = Best character throughout all the series

  • I had every character apart from 'Jed'.

  • 4:42- 4:45 is the best part lol

  • how did u get every character u must be good

  • @drlegotransformer09 , i'm not good. I just kept playing the game until i actually achieved what i had to achieve...., probably took me about 4-5 years since i had it 0_o... there is a difference between persistence and professional my friend...

  • @drlegotransformer09

    Let me tell you something

    I had this game on ps2 for a few years n got every character.. except for 1.. it was this zombie i had 2 finish co op on hard n never got round 2 doing so. loved this game :)

  • "I'll roger that!"

    I just got the innuendo

  • unida medica 6 mola

    medic unid 6 cool

  • TIME TO UNLEASH THE ASSKICKULATOR!!!

  • man it must have taken u a while to get all the characters. nice job!

  • I actually Lol everytime at 4:40.

  • SHAKE YOUR MONEY MAKER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • im just wondering how to unlock him

  • my favorite chararacter is Mr.fleshcage cause he looks awesome and he is a zombie also he is awesomer than carrion carcass(which my sister chooses)

  • My favorite character is 'The Freak'. He is awesome and he is funny in my opinion. Why is he funny? Because when me and my friend were playing Co-op The Freaks went after him because he had the injector. I laughed my ass off. The Freak is AWESOME!!

  • what about ghost?

  • @mdubtwin i never knew that. can you actually play as the ghost or something?

  • @gotthkid2 it a char name ghost

  • I had like 3 characters left to get, then my memory card fucked up. :|

  • I said...NO KETCHUP!!11!!11!@!!one!!!

  • such an underrated game...

  • Fergal Stack could use a toilet. XD

  • How the f*** do you guys unlock Jed???

    U guys are really good!!!

  • @MrHerbpower  He's hard to get...you gotta get golds in every challenge

  • jo beth ftw ;p

  • 4:40 Fail hahahaha

  • I played all chalanges and had 100% and all characters, now i lost my memory card...

  • Lol cyber chimp is robocop

  • i really like what alot of them say... like Inceptress "Imay be shaved, but that don't mean things won't get hairy" xD

    or Mr.Fleshcage "Sticks and stones, they ARE my bones" :o

  • lol the zombies are the funniest

  • LMAO - Pulov Yuran!!! LOLZZZ

  • Mr. Fleshcage is a badass

  • Eat my laser, ijit!!!

  • i cant believe i never played future perfect before...was it any good?

  • @sonic4ever6 yes it was

  • @DeclanBurger ill go see if the gamestop near me still sells original xbox games

  • @sonic4ever6 sweet, they had this cool as game type where the people that kill heaps of people grow and people that didnt get many kills shrunk really tiny haha

  • ...Clip Clamp sounds like Harrison Ford, The Carrion carcass is weird, and Edwina reminds me of Samantha Maxis....

  • Lol Deerhunter sounds like Santa Clause :-)

  • Would love if they released a timesplitters for ps3/xbox whatever. My first online game and was unreal just like socom. Miss those days. :(

  • still don't have jed

  • Burn baby burn

  • Sticks and Stones they are my bones! My Favorite!

  • i love the zombies in time splitters there so cool XD

  • 6:00 Edwina and deadwina is kinda scary esp Deadwina, BLARGH! Do you see what your cunning daughter has done?... my mother sucks lollipops in hell!

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  • Is it me or is Jo-Beth HOT

  • Arthur Aching has pale skin and his head is removable, implying he is dead, as it would be impossible otherwise. His bio is only a joke. Har de har. :)

    

  • My favourite character has to be..."Khallos!!"

  • jo-beth casey is the best

  • I got these all twice cause I deleted the account to do it again and i didnt like the name same with timesplitters 2 but 3 times everything gold and half platinums

  • The Moose is Loose!!!! =P

  • my favorite person is Pulov Yuron

  • the monkeys are sick

  • Seeing this makes me want to get the game again!

  • idk why but this game almost made ma laugh so bad XD

  • do u not think cortez looks exactly like vin deisel out of riddick?

  • 6:05 hahaha

  • dam i love this game its so freaking fun and awesome i remember my brother our cousins and i we all kept picking and unpicking and repick carrion carcass cuz it was funy when you had 4 carrion carcass's making the same sound 4 times in a row XD there other we did like the guy who said rock and roll haha that was way more awesome the carcass

  • -Amateur, Elite and Honorary League Gold medals.

    -All Challenges Gold medals

    When I got that I finally unlocked all characters after like 5 years of playing o_o

  • 4:33 LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL­LLLLL

  • eat my lazer eat it JESUS I LOVED THAT SPEECH

  • 22 people said no ketchup

  • i wish they brought back feeder zombie and chasisbot and sentry bot

  • Does anybody know how to unlock the Berserker Splitter???? i have all characters except from him

  • @Masternecron247 i think u gotta beat the game on easy.

    i dont think im right though =P

  • My favorites:

    Elite Henchman

    Ghost

    Jared Slim

    Clip Clamp

    Schmidt

    Dr. Peabody

    Security

  • Some arcade leagues and challenges are WAY to hard.

  • wish this game on ps3 i played it on ps2 it was best game ever

  • At 2:00, 2:43, the gingerbread man, and the the police officer

  • can the version of this game for the original xbox  be played in the Xbox 360?

  • at 5:25 is the best one lol

  • @theXdayXmusicXdied "Time to unleash the arse-kickulator! Awooopwoooopwooopwoooooowoooow­aaaaaawowowowowoooooooooo!"

  • allways my favourite was gladstone ....FUCK YOU UP IN A GANGSTA STYLEE ! XD never used anyone else lol

  • Tin-Legs Tommy is probably one of the most suckiest characters ever..

  • Put on the cheat "Big Heads" and look at Deer Haunter. Holy Crap!!!

  • Goliath SD/9 FTW

  • THE MOOOSE IS LOOOSE!

  • I swear that freak isnt all bad..it just wants to do a mexican wave xD

  • Deer hunter all the way

  • @minhmook Deer hunter is the beeeest

  • at 1:58 it kinda looks like your guy from bioshock2.

  • @thekingofdeath1000

    Personally, I feel that if you took out the Little Sisters then Bioshock (it came out two years after TS3, suspicious...) would be nothing more than the Timesplitters level "You Take the High Road," of course, with the absence of awesome TIME TRAVELING. I mean the whole level takes place in 1924 in an underground underwater city with retro weapons and steam punkish robots. Every level in Timesplitters could be its own game because they are all so awesome! Long live TS!

  • THE MOOSE IS LOSE!

  • 3:50 i swear to god thats how my brother sounds

  • edwina:rawr see you in hell

    deadwina:rawr see what colling daughter has done suck lolly pops in hell

  • 6:00 is the strangest character deadwin strange

  • nice job :)

  • 2:13

  • 4:43 FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 2:06 is still my favorite from like 5 years

  • Arthur`s not dead

  • I said... NO KETCHUP!

    ROCK AND ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL!

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  • Love Crispin: ''BURN baby! BUURNN!!''

    Love the monkeys! :D

    Love all undead!

  • How do we get Anya and Deadwina???

  • @milkshake21luver To get Anya to beat story level "Time to Split" on normal. For Deadwina you beat honorary league level ,"I like Dead People" on bronze or higher.

  • time for the ass kickulator!!!

  • Koozer Mox Ftw

  • 5:23

    Greatest sentence in video game history

  • 5:13 "SQUAAAAAAAAAAAIDS"

  • Got any injuries? no? WANT SOME!?

  • lol

    Lenny Oldburn its a parody of Ozzy Osbourne haha

  • STICKS AND STONES THEIR ARE MY BONES

    epic

  • how u get jack sproket and time assain? also nija monkey should b time assain monkey lol

  • @woskful To get Jack Sprocket, you beat the story level,"You Take the High Road" on normal. For Time Assassin, you have to beat the story level,"The hooded man" on normal.

  • i will subscribe to anyone if they tell me what gladstone says

  • @Loginator1 he said "fuck you up, in a gangstar stylee"!

  • 1:39

    Polav Yuran? OH I SEE WHAT U DID THAR. FREE RADICAL.

  • Love Jed's intro.

  • @Mirokuofnite jeds dead, baby!

  • Blargh DID YOU SEE WHAT YOUR CUNNING DAUGHTER HAS DONE!? MY MOTHER SUCKS LOLIPOPS IN HELL!

    LMFAO

  • R-110, R-109, R-108(timesplitters 1) and R-107 hve always been my favorite characters!

  • EAT MY LAZER.EAT IT.!

  • wow lookin at jed just brightened my day

  • I SAID, NO KETCHUP is my steamname. That's how awesome it is.

  • monkeys FTW ;-)

  • THE MOOSE IS LOOSE!

  • HA HA your mother sucks lolly pops in hell

  • 7:08

  • 4:43 lol jed hit himself with a bat

  • 3:58 Thats how my brother acts when you take away his games...

  • to gamers all over who stil are not snoby recnt news said that awesome games like haf life and time spliters are being left in the shelves (i for one saw awesome games like twisted metal black & orange box catchin dust) because the dam rich kids think that only new games are good not true i stil have my 64 100 percent and sm of my friends insted of playn Left4DEAD they ask me to play Perfect Dark if u are one of the gamers who think that the age of the games doesnt mater thumbs up and share ths

  • cortez is kind of attractive to me

  • SOOOOOOOOO MANY CHARACTERS AND ONLY PART ONE!

  • any body know what chactor u get for geting all golds?

  • @richkid401 , u get Jed.

  • @chrissoi How do I get the Time Assassin Cortez?

  • @manny8004 , i think u gotta complete the mission where ur saving the past cortez from the beginning.. forgot the name of it.. but yeh complete tht on hard or sumit cnt rememba manny... it's been so long.

  • @manny8004 complete You take the high road on normal

  • @manny8004 To get Time Assassin Cortez, complete "You Take The High Road" on normal.

  • @richkid401 You get him by getting all golds on the challenges. Some challenges are WAY to hard. Haha

  • what the hell this game suck...... im just kidding it rocks

  • @zacharydavidtrahan , lol alright then.. i wouldn't of cared if you said it did suck :P...

  • @zacharydavidtrahan yah you know this game is awsome

  • My favourites charecters were:

    R-110, Carrion Carcass, Mr. Fleshcage, Dr. Lancet, Envirosuit, Prison Officer, Teeth Mummy, and Dozer. This game rocked!

  • all zombies rule all robots drul

  • i really like the game

  • @ 6.06 on deadwina it says " do u see what your cunning daughter has done" wich is a movie reference to the exorist where she says "can u see what your cunting daughter has done" !

  • @ecfcboy Deadwina: "Your mother sucks lollipops in hell."

    Exorcist: "Your mother sucks cocks in hell."

  • I said.....NO KETCHUP!

  • How do know, how to get all the character and ther different costumes? Is there a guide that tells you how or where to get them or what?

  • @WAROFTHEWORLDSfan you onlock them by playing story mode and beating challenges and stuff.

  • i want mr fleshcage so badly

  • time to unleash the asskickulator! WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP

  • give a 1 out of 10 rate on edwina/deadwina

  • meh i wanna unlock sewer zombie but its 2 fukin hard

  • Sticks and Stones they are my bones!

  • Goliath FTW my favorite character in the whole game

  • plz tell what ur fav characters are

  • i love timesplitters, future perfect was awesome, but it still wasn't as good as timesplitters 2 cuz that is by far my favourite game of all time!!

  • i miss this game, btw u rock im missing like 8 characters

  • How did you get ALL the character for the game?

  • @WAROFTHEWORLDSfan it's called ''playing'' ;P