"I invited your best friend, companion cube, of course, he couldn't come because you murderer him"
"all your other friends couldn't come, because you don't have any. Because of how unlikeable you are. It says so right here in your profile. Bitter, unlikable, loner."
I think that Portal 2 takes in a new facility, Apeture East, and this time you're forced to work with 3 other test subjects: Damien, a Caucasian male in his mid-20s with telekinetic powers, Kralta, a vortigaunt with control of Vortigese "magic" , and Security Android 749 (nicknamed Second), who has a rocket launcher as his armament. When the four join, they have to complete the tests and get the cake. Also, you'll be able to switch characters, or play in co-op. Cool concept, eh?
I think that Portal 2 takes in a new facility, Apeture East, and this time you're forced to work with 3 other test subjects: Damien, a Caucasian male in his mid-20s with telekinetic powers, Kralta, a vortigaunt with control of Vortigese "magic" , and Security Android 749 (nicknamed Second), who has a rocket launcher as his armament. When the four join, they have to complete the tests and get the cake. [...]
The neurotoxin vents were likely constructed as a last ditch defense system in the event of an attack ala black mesa style.
It is likely however that this was a combine training/testing center in the fact that GLADOS mentioned cyborgs, which compose the mainstay of the combine forces. There is also the fact that there was the physical addition of the shock absorbing springs... seeing as how the combine have no reservations against cutting people into useless servitors
GLADOS also seems to bear combine architecture ala overwatch styling, every automation including the turrets is styled distinctly like the overwatch style.
There is reasonable cause to believe that your character dies at the end because hey, you just breathed in neurotoxin
i think they have those vents with neurotoxin to kill those test subjects i think that having them all over is for when something like that happnes like you escapes then you cant come far before you gets gassed but maybe she just likes to let that gas out for fun and see people die around her because she cant die?
(-=Apeture=- Corp) In optics, an aperture is a hole or an opening through which light is admitted. More specifically, the aperture of an optical system is the opening that determines the cone angle of a bundle of rays that come to a focus in the image plane.
im holding a comp to see who completes the GLaDOS boss in the least amount of time, starting from when you go through the grill thing to when the last core has exploded.
"your kidding me, did you just stuff that aperture science thing( we dont know what it does) into an aperture science emergency intelligence incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest thi- Woah, woah, wooooaaahhhhh, wooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh." LOL!!!!
Why? To be able to laugh at the other science facilities and proudly declare, "We have neurotoxin vents! Where are your neurotoxin vents? Oh, that's right, we forgot; you didn't have them installed! How insensitive of us to forget that!"
And then, the other scientists will be all, "Oh, woe is we! I guess we'll have to settle on a snake pit, or some disgruntled German shepherds."
And Aperture will be, like, "Yeah, I guess so. Tough luck!"
weird i never got this level is stopped at eighteen for me? is this a bonus level that was released please dont call me stupid but i never ever got this part i went up the elivator on eighteen and it ended the game
WHY THE F**K IS IT IHERE ARE ARE SOME GEEKS WHO ONLY MAKE POSTINGS TO DETRACT FROM AND BELITTLE OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTINGS. As the minutia actually matters. How long will it take people to learn that detracting from others DOESN'T fool them into thinking you're good and they're bad, it only makes people think you're a conceited jerk. Get wise.
hard to believe thats the tf2 announcer
justincabalfin 2 weeks ago
wut graphics card do u have?
Ujak118 1 year ago
Krasses Törtken
Hademare 1 year ago
"You know what? You're adopted"
"I invited your best friend, companion cube, of course, he couldn't come because you murderer him"
"all your other friends couldn't come, because you don't have any. Because of how unlikeable you are. It says so right here in your profile. Bitter, unlikable, loner."
Wow . .. Glados
PenanceAnima 2 years ago 2
i cant belive it actually ends like this arnt they makeing a portal 2
jameshoward013 2 years ago
2 + 2 is...10 in base 4! I'm Fine!
DragonFire381 2 years ago 2
uh i dont know why she said im telling mom cause ive never played portal and why did she have to die D :
ilikekookies2 2 years ago 3
because she killed everyone in the apature science place and the computer went curropt and u destory it and it goes mad in the proces
jameshoward013 2 years ago 4
but you died with her 2
DARKSPARTEN119 2 years ago
she hasnt died! she even made a song that you will die and she is still alive!
jonas658 2 years ago
she said lol
chaos1sonic 2 years ago
The new GLaDOS voice when we incinerated the morality core is... creepy o_0
kefkasakura 2 years ago 3
Oh this is on PC. You have a nice PC if u can run Portal so smoothly.
sheklerboi24 2 years ago
Ty :p
NettiWelho 2 years ago
@sheklerboi24 I can run this even better XD
Chatroulettepranka 1 year ago
that thing you destroyed made shoes for orphans. Good job breaking it, hero.
ctopherg 3 years ago 3
"You're not a smart person. You're not a scientist, you're not a doctor, you're not even a full time employee." LOL.
Sandhand02 3 years ago 8
lo i think i broke yo
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unwiserchief 3 years ago
I invited your friend companion cube, but he can't come because you mudered him.
t3hDMan 3 years ago 4
when i get to GlAdOs i would say GIVE ME THE COMPANION CUBE!
wimpykid7 3 years ago
That's very nice! Would you like your juice and crackers now?
freshpinesent 3 years ago 5
it's cookies...COOKIEEES
jetsterjinx 2 years ago
just finished the whole game...amazing, i loved it :D really fucks with your head
MetallicOpeth 3 years ago 4
i can never get it done
rysliv 3 years ago
cake is fake !!:)It rhymes
irule116 3 years ago 2
How Does a computer CHOKE?!
LittleKid100 3 years ago
i just completed it-harder than i thought :D
mrlice22 3 years ago
LOL "here ill put you on" *BLAM* *BOOM* thats YOU. thats how dumb you dound! LOL
noglitches45 3 years ago
i <3 cake
xFierceDeityLinkx 3 years ago 4
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this game makes absolutely NO FUCKING SENSE
oweawry 3 years ago
Actually it does if you have played HL2 ep2 too
NettiWelho 3 years ago
it doesnt need to make sense lol its fun
urgandma 3 years ago 4
It will make sense when ep3 comes out...
NettiWelho 3 years ago
yup ep3... love hl2
thegrul 3 years ago
hl2 ep 1 , 2 rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gogeta96 3 years ago
yup ep3... love hl2
thegrul 3 years ago
few 2 sec left
Spiidi123 3 years ago
I JUST BEAT IT!!!!!!!!!! IT ROCKED!!
craptolafest07 4 years ago 2
no, because valve has told that there is coming a portal 2 in the future:D so i dont think she is dead...
btw: just finished the game now... was so cool song in the end XD...
pps(XD): cant wait 'till portal 2=D
alliha737 4 years ago
I think that Portal 2 takes in a new facility, Apeture East, and this time you're forced to work with 3 other test subjects: Damien, a Caucasian male in his mid-20s with telekinetic powers, Kralta, a vortigaunt with control of Vortigese "magic" , and Security Android 749 (nicknamed Second), who has a rocket launcher as his armament. When the four join, they have to complete the tests and get the cake. Also, you'll be able to switch characters, or play in co-op. Cool concept, eh?
GmodPlusWoW 4 years ago 2
omg, that sounds fucking awesome!!! what is your source?
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alliha737 4 years ago
woops, this supposed to be a reply to
GmodPlusWoW (1 day ago)
I think that Portal 2 takes in a new facility, Apeture East, and this time you're forced to work with 3 other test subjects: Damien, a Caucasian male in his mid-20s with telekinetic powers, Kralta, a vortigaunt with control of Vortigese "magic" , and Security Android 749 (nicknamed Second), who has a rocket launcher as his armament. When the four join, they have to complete the tests and get the cake. [...]
alliha737 4 years ago
It's merely a concept I thought up, not a plan for Valve's games. But still, it's an awesome concept, eh?
GmodPlusWoW 4 years ago
ok, hehe, you should work for valve;)
alliha737 4 years ago
Well, i'm only 15, plus I don't even know how to work Hammer, let alone script model animations...
GmodPlusWoW 4 years ago
didn't think that advanced, but as story-writer or something like that:) because that's really, seriously i mean REALLY, good ideas=D
alliha737 4 years ago
Yeah... That'd work. If I were old enough.
GmodPlusWoW 4 years ago
i think u will be a spider with one leg that go to portal and says hi but then portal say no cake
topdop21 3 years ago
Ah, keep yer degrading bitchin's to yerself, homeboi!
GmodPlusWoW 3 years ago
GlaDOS just talks and talks and talks...
elvarg221 4 years ago
Cake Please.
Olzme 4 years ago
The neurotoxin vents were likely constructed as a last ditch defense system in the event of an attack ala black mesa style.
It is likely however that this was a combine training/testing center in the fact that GLADOS mentioned cyborgs, which compose the mainstay of the combine forces. There is also the fact that there was the physical addition of the shock absorbing springs... seeing as how the combine have no reservations against cutting people into useless servitors
Tachikoma1991 4 years ago
GLADOS also seems to bear combine architecture ala overwatch styling, every automation including the turrets is styled distinctly like the overwatch style.
There is reasonable cause to believe that your character dies at the end because hey, you just breathed in neurotoxin
Tachikoma1991 4 years ago
WTF!!! GLaDOS sounds like a drawf at the end
0koppie0 4 years ago
CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
lordaziahman 4 years ago
i wonder if the gman was on the flashing screen...
blahdob 4 years ago 2
good point...
phillips27 4 years ago
lol very funny
cheezandtoast 4 years ago
lol at the end your in half-life 2 there should've been a sign saying welcome to haf-life 2 right in front of you lol
falofulololo 4 years ago
2 + 2 is zzzzpzpzpzpzzz 10...in base four IM FINE!
foodeatsppl 4 years ago 2
GLadOS Just keeps on babbling away, while you're killing her. That's pretty funny.
C12324 4 years ago
lol i invited your friend companion cube but he cant come cuz u killed him lol
z0mgbananas 4 years ago
My rocket thing dont work!! it wont even turn, and if i stand in front of it it wont shoot??! what to do?
PayamTavakoli 4 years ago
Are you using a cracked version?
suggest you go the steampowered forums and ask there for advise
NettiWelho 4 years ago
when it says "Hey, you're the lady from the test! Hi!" it reminded me of GIR
jlkj60893 4 years ago
when she said that shit in 4:14-4:29 when i played this game i said "die you bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!.....you neurotoxin bitch!!!!!!!!!"
gonzomaster2005 4 years ago
i think they have those vents with neurotoxin to kill those test subjects i think that having them all over is for when something like that happnes like you escapes then you cant come far before you gets gassed but maybe she just likes to let that gas out for fun and see people die around her because she cant die?
Duspende 4 years ago
Whats that? Were are we going? Whats wrong with your legs? Oooo whats that? Do you smell burning? AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
manatyson 4 years ago
(-=Apeture=- Corp) In optics, an aperture is a hole or an opening through which light is admitted. More specifically, the aperture of an optical system is the opening that determines the cone angle of a bundle of rays that come to a focus in the image plane.
manatyson 4 years ago
the red one 2 cuz i could scare my sis and lil bro with it
manatyson 4 years ago
lol i wish i could keep the curiosity ball and the blue cake making ball
manatyson 4 years ago
hey when it says you murdered you best friend is it referring to the companion cube?
rusty771 4 years ago
Yep.
magmos 4 years ago
"Two plus two is...Ten In Base 4 I'm Fine."
XD
Disseminate4 4 years ago
She's fine. She was just thinking in base 4. 2 + 2 is 10 in base 4. 0,1,2,3,10,11,12,13,20,etc.
djHaQ 4 years ago
she filled the place with neurotoxin!!! that's why all those weird rooms were empty
TheSchimmi 4 years ago
This is a very good walkthrough
im holding a comp to see who completes the GLaDOS boss in the least amount of time, starting from when you go through the grill thing to when the last core has exploded.
0MasterFen0 4 years ago
I love the little ball that asks so many questions. Who are you? What is that? What's wrong with your legs?
*holds over the incinerator*
Do you smell something burning?
and then the subtitles say "SCREAM"
araknidkid 4 years ago 2
i love when it says what's wrong with your legs because if you look at yourself through a portal you have messed up legs
TheSchimmi 4 years ago
Your legs look weird because you have springs on them to stop you from getting injured while falling.
1337buy 4 years ago
yeah thats what i meant by messed up
TheSchimmi 4 years ago
"your kidding me, did you just stuff that aperture science thing( we dont know what it does) into an aperture science emergency intelligence incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest thi- Woah, woah, wooooaaahhhhh, wooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh." LOL!!!!
jake66664 4 years ago 2
HOLY...............i knew from the sound of that robot that she was evil >.> DIE
1aware 4 years ago
why would they have neurotoxin vents to begin with?
CV1129 4 years ago 3
Why? To be able to laugh at the other science facilities and proudly declare, "We have neurotoxin vents! Where are your neurotoxin vents? Oh, that's right, we forgot; you didn't have them installed! How insensitive of us to forget that!"
And then, the other scientists will be all, "Oh, woe is we! I guess we'll have to settle on a snake pit, or some disgruntled German shepherds."
And Aperture will be, like, "Yeah, I guess so. Tough luck!"
BonyAndPissed 4 years ago 11
lol
therabidanimalman 4 years ago
dear NettiWelho, you know you dont have to panik and run for your life.you have 5 min..oh no!nevermind,you died.hehe,oh well.
cookoohi 4 years ago
I know... but i filmed this with completing the objective in mind, so i cut through all that you didnt have to do
NettiWelho 4 years ago
i dont get the ending to this game.... does the guy die or what?
birdybop 4 years ago
its a girl, and by the looks ofthings she does. its set in valv's half-life universe, btw
TheKlink 4 years ago
She passes out.
assassinscreedYUM 4 years ago
ooh!!! sequel...
TheKlink 4 years ago
The ending song gives it away :D, btw...its moist cake. :DDD
assassinscreedYUM 4 years ago
''Time to warm up the nerotoxins!''
koalabear2 4 years ago 4
4:30 btw wicked funny
Mcpunk107 4 years ago 2
weird i never got this level is stopped at eighteen for me? is this a bonus level that was released please dont call me stupid but i never ever got this part i went up the elivator on eighteen and it ended the game
Mcpunk107 4 years ago
No, this is the regular ending everyone should have, perhaps you missed something?
NettiWelho 4 years ago
how to make subtitle?
icebreaker320 4 years ago
In the game settings there are options to enable subtitles
NettiWelho 4 years ago
the orange eye is like "uuu wats that wats that uu that thing has numbers on it"lol
homestarbot 4 years ago 3
The curiosity core is uber-cute!
star123compy 4 years ago
...I'll never look at cake the same way again
JZwart 4 years ago 5
Oh my god if the combine get this gun were screwed :O
gavtyv500 4 years ago 6
that was the entire point, not letting them get it
mathcore4400 4 years ago
Thanks this helped me beat the game. :)
katherined6 4 years ago
Hmmm, what company is safer, Black Mesa, or Aperture Science labs, hmmm...Well heck at least at Black Mesa you get a shotgun!
(Black Mesa and Aperture a rival companys if you dont know)
Bigbang759 4 years ago
Urm... well... it was the black mesa who opened the portal to Xen and allowed to combine to come and pretty much slaughter all humanity
and yeah, it should be pretty clear to everyone already who have played portal/hl2ep2 that theyre set in the same universe
only need to find out whats on borealis and did it get there by accident
NettiWelho 4 years ago
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WHY THE F**K IS IT IHERE ARE ARE SOME GEEKS WHO ONLY MAKE POSTINGS TO DETRACT FROM AND BELITTLE OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTINGS. As the minutia actually matters. How long will it take people to learn that detracting from others DOESN'T fool them into thinking you're good and they're bad, it only makes people think you're a conceited jerk. Get wise.
vapourmile 4 years ago
i thought the red one was cute ^^
Narbarbilla 4 years ago
it was freaking out (wahhhhhH!!!!!)
mathcore4400 4 years ago
The yellow cube was adorable with its, "ooh, it's got numbers on it", but I like the blue one! It's reciting a cake recipie.
lastxwriter 4 years ago
Too bad you have to destroy the yellow "eyeball". It's co cute and funnyXD
TESIVO06 4 years ago
that thing has numbers on it!
nathanmini 4 years ago
Ooooohhh, what's in heeere?
neomage86 4 years ago
Heyyy you're the lady from the test! Hi!
athropos 4 years ago 5