powerthirst (marine corps version)

[5n0wb41l]

I have a good laugh, oohrah!

[Jews0nIce]

Lolol

[PivotsPCgaming]

Squadassaultweaponburry?

[MrEnIgMa0011]

I gotta say this was actually pretty funny. "Knifehaaaaanddds!"

[Treeworks211]

Nothing like a good ol' pissing contest from a Hollywood Marine.

[RayVal53]

@Treeworks211 lol watch out for those monstrous huge sand fleas... Oh wait that only happens at Perris Island!

[loverofenergythatisf]

Those 102 ppl are staff nco's!!

[metalfuk1]

US coast guard, is that a real military branch? i dont think so!

[slimpickns1]

KKKKKKNNNNNNIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEEEE­ hand

[9gagnation]

I was drinking a Rip It while watching this.

[RayVal53]

@9gagnation Yeah but was it the Iraqi size or the US size can?

[frogbleh]

Really lovin' the CG hate... Not

[OddDreams101]

Oh wow is that argument from like a year ago still going on or is this just a new version of it?

The Marines have been around since before we even had a country, and in fact were instrumental in the Revolution (albeit a small corner of it).

Only reason I haven't enlisted is because I know I'm not cut out to be in the Armed Forces, and I don't want to drag any good soldiers down with me should I miraculously get past the psych eval and boot camp >_>

[danschmidt1995]

This is kind of dumb

[somecrazyguido]

Semper Fi! i enlist after college!

[MrChupacabra1995]

Jesus, you bitches got roid-rage?

[WilddogAB]

Chupacabra needs to stop popping mandms and playing fake ass war video games and start working out for the reaper hike unless if he lives on the east coast and he wants to be weak.

[FutureMarine1775USA]

Lolz Terminal Lance reference.

[Aradioactiveman]

FUBAR

[nidodeproteccion]

I laughed... too hard... and now my sides hurt

[vrodusmc]

Fucking love it

[Muppetz540]

MARINERGY!!!!!

[AlesanaEmarosaFTW]

Good idea, just a weak voice :/

[ftlqed]

I was wondering who spent all the jade flavor.

[12GAshotgunnersrain]

God loves marines.

[Jamesharris144]

My brother's in the army. This is awesome. Keep it up, marines. Stay motivated. Life has to suck for some people...

[MrChupacabra1995]

"NOT" a real branch..ill remember that in the future when you are drowning, BITCH

[raverboi89]

@MrChupacabra1995 are you a life guard?

[MrChupacabra1995]

@raverboi89 my dad, but he taught me the tricks of the trade.Oh, and its not life guard its coast guard.

[raverboi89]

@MrChupacabra1995 You really can't say anything when you're not old enough to even join the military...branches of the military talk trash about the other ones and Marines talk the most, and I meant to say life guard :]

[raverboi89]

@MrChupacabra1995 like I said all you can say is that your dad did this shit motherfucker! bar fights who gives a fuck how many firefights has he been in?! youre still a little fucking boy in high school so im done wasting my time on you by the time you join ill be finished with my 5 year term. damn must be hard being a little baby back bitch!!! 1995?! mother fucker please!!!

[MrChupacabra1995]

@raverboi89 5 year term?? You little asswhipe, I going career in the corps as soon as I turn 18! and I aint leavin' til' I lose a limb, merry FUCKIN' christmas ya comunist!

[raverboi89]

@MrChupacabra1995 like at you talking shit when YOUR NOT IN IN THE MILITARY!! i love mother fuckers like you that dont know jack shit about marines!!! you fucking dont even know what the fuck youre talking about a career?! my ass!!! by the time you join afghan is going to be over and youre gonna be a boot ass marine! you'll figure out how stupid shit gets in the corps....

[MrChupacabra1995]

@raverboi89 Well maybe the next time you forget your floaties and go to the deep side of the "pool" they just may not be there waiting and ready to hual your ass out. Oh and about that "not old enough" comment I got 1 1/2 years before I can join up so go blow your boy friend leave that kind of shit to yourself.

[GARfredable]

@MrChupacabra1995 well, we're marines. We already know how to swim :I

[EvisceratorBand]

@GARfredable FULLY CLOTHED with boots on, too

[cookiechief1]

@MrChupacabra1995 A marine probably won't drown. And even if they do, it will be in a pool of POWERTHIRST.

[jabrown4]

@MrChupacabra1995 its cool man, us marines tend to be decent swimmers

[MrChupacabra1995]

@jabrown4 yeah, but i bet "raverboi89" cant cuz he problably aint a real marine.

[raverboi89]

@MrChupacabra1995 cant talk shit if you arent even close to being one!!! silly civilians!! :]

[Jakemh15]

@wesman2232 ok dude really all u do is tell people to come up with better insults. Not one of ur comments have been creative in the slightest. Lets see u come up with one of these oh so special insults that u deem so important

[awesomeologyism]

I'm gonna need one of these.

I'm in AFJROTC and we have some marines coming in tomorrow to do PT with us.

When they announced that, I could see the shock and horror in everyones face, which I personally found hilarious. :D

[chefparreira]

@awesomeologyism Haha, I'm in AFROTC! FUCK YEAH AF. I hope your PT was great! The Marines may be a bit cocky sometime (I mean, they have every right), but they get shit done and they're seriously awesome.

[awesomeologyism]

@chefparreira Yep. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't pleasent either. I felt great afterwards though. (Felt like I drank a gallon of water afterwards though.)

[KinToChuckNorris]

I am now motivated. But I don't know what for...

[awesomeologyism]

Are those Natural or Artificial sandstorms?

[Flyinpenguin117]

@awesomeologyism Something you not get about "real sandstorms?"

[raverboi89]

@awesomeologyism of course they're real we import them from Afghanistan and Iraq and sometimes for cost efficient 29 Palms, CA haha

[awesomeologyism]

KNIFE HAND!

[revolutionary17]

Not only is this not funny, but it just brings back the horrors of standing around all day

[crispexi]

One of the better versions out there. Good job ^5

[leatherneck818]

moto planks x )

[Olothktonos]

Damn that'll be so good after a 96 to have 2days of motivation

[shftyswtchblade2]

Your Sgt will be like "Slooooooow down" and you'll be like fuck you and get NJP'd! Awesome!

[NAFeva]

I lawld. I just graduated Bootcamp. Woot!

[bull068]

Fuck! 30 days restrictions, And dependents. :(

[wildstylelg]

that was rangeriffic

[messerplasma]

@wildstylelg

That Marineovation jackass.

YEA THAT"S RIGHT! I GOT YOUR NUMBER WITH MY NATIVE AMERICAN TRACKING SKILLS BITCH!

[Military0300]

old school photo of mcrd lol

[Radioactive767]

Awesome video

[NepolianZeeBean]

Knife hands!!!

[ssoniclink2]

been a year since boot, yet I still watch this every once in a while to remember those times a bit more xD

[deuces4life2]

@joshscorcher ...boot

[Sanosalus]

30 days restriction! hahahahha

[someonesareawesom321]

real sandstorms0.0

[griffjag2020]

hey my grandpa was in the coast guard..... oh well

[heartlessangel7]

WTF is the Ranger one so much funnier? :"Devil Douche"

[RenewedFaith]

lol.... good shit guys!

[VIPER0331]

Knife Hand!!!!!!!!!! Great job I thought it would suck too but you made up for it with the dialogue. I know huge word for a Grunt right? I Googled it!

[TheLarryhood]

US ARMY, US NAVY, US AIR FORCE, US COAST GUARD? IS THAT EVEN A REAL BRANCH OF THE MILITARY? I DONT THINK SO!!

[dleary13115]

hahaha, I was half expecting this vid to suck, but i lolled at "400 dependents"

good job.

[AnimeNinjaPanda]

30 days restriction!!! LMAO

[CJ090]

Ok marines that was funny. "Coast guard is tha even a branch I DON'T THINK SO" Hoorah Navy/Marine Corps

[eternalingame]

I'm in the army and i thought this shit was FUCKING FUNNY! ! ! good shit

SOOO MANY DEPENDENTS lmao

[10markyboy]

KNIFE HAND!! lmao

[181XairbornrangerX]

ranger school kicks these videos ass

[707kang]

@181XairbornrangerX Keep dreaming sport, they don't let idiots like you in. Who have can't even type a simple sentence moron.

[wh1telightning19]

THIRTY DAYS RESTRICTION!!!

[ibzclio]

LMAOOO ''youll have so much motivation, motivation OOOOAAAA!!!!!''

[Reharl]

The funniest part is the 30 days restriction. EPD.

[gutstotake]

80 faggots are in the Coast Guard.

[AshleyBashleyBoo1]

Love this version of power thirst! Thanks for all you do for our country.

[Aberfrost]

who are you talking to?

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[wesman2232]

I love you all. I really do. This is my daily entertainment. Seeing how you all react over my own opinion is just hilarious. Really, keep coming at me. This is fun.

[wesman2232]

@FallenLite haha. Well, Wesman2235 might have quit, but this is Wesman2232. So who is the fail here? Not me.

[DutchPetriot]

That drill instructer is a woman and she's got the arms of a man! WTF?

[Pegathor0328]

Can someone make this and send me a case!!!

[MajorKoenig2]

This is a mototard boot video..

[DrDeathpwnsu]

Ok. Ranger School power thirst thing is 100x better though.

[dmarshall2844]

hey yall, i aint seen you guys since comm school, again great video!

[basta93ful]

KNIFE HAND! lol

[haveyoueverbenalone]

allheart ur fkn stupid. u should try actually JOINING the military and then maybe you'll get it. but btw who the fk does motoplanks??? planks suck lol.

[mccfrogger19]

this was funny except USCG IS A REAL BRANCH!!!!!!ugh i hate when people put down the coasties i love my coastie he is a reascue swimmer

[MrBroadcast97]

@Tactical Nova sorry to ruin you day but the coast guard is a branch of the military I'm going to laugh when your lost at sea and they come and save your Ass

[BKwhopper1775]

@MrBroadcast97 I would wait for the navy =p

[mapimp1]

@MrBroadcast97 its just a joke stop crying and get the sand out of your clit

[wesman2232]

@mapimp1 Now THAT is a great insult.

[Allheart70]

This is so unbecoming ANY US military personnel. I can completely understand being proud of the branch you represent, however, is it necessary to tear another branch down in order to build yours up? Whenever you result to personal insults I believe you ALL forget that we are on the same side, working for a common cause. I literally have family in every branch, including my husband and son. But you are all important! I am proud of you ALL! God Bless the USA! Be safe!

[TacticalNova]

lol Coast Guard not a real branch, freakin Puddle Pirates :D

[DAEGause07]

KNIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEE HANNNNNNNNND!!!!

[beardeddragon0]

Really well done. Better than the other ones.

[rj71494]

74 people are bad at pt

[wesman2232]

Uncle Sam's Misguided Children.

[joel4009]

400 DEPENDANTS lmfao XD

[joel4009]

400 DEPENDANTS lmfao XD

[littleminibella]

FAIL

[williamwolfcub]

URA

[wesman2232]

Marines suck. Ranger School ftw

[wesman2232]

@raverboi89 Ha. Rangers fail Marines on purpose.

[cdmadison08]

@wesman2232 ranger school aint shit... its a dumbed down less hardcore version of Marine SOI.

[wesman2232]

@cdmadison08 haha, love how you're trying to argue with me. It's a personal preference. If you don't like it, go somewhere on the internet and complain (see who listens lol).

[cdmadison08]

@wesman2232 Not argueing. simply stating a fact.

[wesman2232]

@cdmadison08 Hypocrite, there's no fact to it because they are on the same level. It's my personal preference to choose the Army Rangers. If it was fact, then why don't I think that Marines are better?

[emmetffxi]

@wesman2232 no not same level. and some people just refuse to believe facts

[wesman2232]

@emmetffxi There is no fact to it. If you look at any stats from both of them, they are about on the same level.

[cdmadison08]

@wesman2232 Because you havn't experienced both. and explain how im a hypocrite?

[wesman2232]

@cdmadison08 I've experienced both. Being in the JROTC in High School let me know about everything I needed to know. You're a hypocrite, because there is no fact that Marines are better.

[cdmadison08]

@wesman2232 hahahaha. so.. your not even military or prior military. way to be an internet genius.



[wesman2232]

@cdmadison08 haha anyone can be an internet genius. It's called Google. I've talked to the recruiters of the Rangers and Marines. I like Rangers better. Can your small insignificant mind not understand that its my personal preference?

[inamadworld]

@cdmadison08 There really isn't any fact that either one is better, I choose to be a Ranger over a Marine for my own reasons but it's not just the training that makes one better, I know for a fact that there are Rangers who can beat the life out of Marines with an angry stare, and that there are Marines who will make Rangers look like power rangers in comparison. It's the individual that makes the superior soldier, not the title.

[captainloozer]

@wesman2232

LOL Boot-ass bitch.

[wesman2232]

@captainloozer Boot-ass? What kind of an insult is that? It sucks. Really, go find something better to call me.

[captainloozer]

@wesman2232

You know nothing about the Marine Corps. Go die, bag of ass.

[wesman2232]

@captainloozer Haha, you sir, also say horrible insults. Go find a good one, and then I'll care.

[captainloozer]

@wesman2232 Again, you just have no clue about the Marine Corps or probably any branch of the military, and that's why you don't understand the lingo.

[wesman2232]

@captainloozer love how you can try to make assumptions about my knowledge. Keep trying.

[wesman2232]

@captainloozer Boot-ass? What kind of an insult is that? It sucks. Really, go find something better to call me.

[emmetffxi]

@wesman2232 bitch

[wesman2232]

@emmetffxi You're funny. Like calling me a bitch is going to do anything.

[inamadworld]

@wesman2232 I don't like taking sides on anything, I prefer being a Ranger to being a Marine but I will not disrespect or insult either one. I'm just going to say one thing, we all have American flags on our shoulders so let's just roll with that.

[haveyoueverbenalone]

@wesman2232 ur a fkn dumbass u retard. we GO to ranger school stupid

[wesman2232]

@haveyoueverbenalone yet another with horrible insults. Really, people, if you want to hurt me because of what I said, SAY SOMETHING CREATIVE!

[wesman2232]

@FallenLite I congratulate you for being the first person to have a decent reply. Except that you can compare the Coast Guard and the CIA. CIA is informative, while the Coast Guard is the action. CIA even sometimes supplies the Coast Guard with the information for the mission they go on.

[wesman2232]

@FallenLite Why should I stop when I'm sitting here laughing at how you people react to an OPINION? You people are so damn full of yourselves that you have to prove yourself over the internet. FUN FACT: NOBODY CARES!

[Stonegolem42]

@wesman2232 This comment needs more up votes.

[yoleekmendeek]

@wesman2232 really im pretty damn sure that a marine recon would fuck up any ranger any fuckin day homo

[wesman2232]

@yoleekmendeek haha, got to do better than that. That was weak. Grow a pair, and insult me!

[E18HTLINE]

@yoleekmendeek i'll take that challenge.

[wesman2232]

@yoleekmendeek homo? You people suck at insults. Such ignorant people can't make up a good insult. Really, don't reply to my comment if you don't have the mental capacity to imagine up a good insult.

[XsupadumbassX]

@wesman2232

I love comment wars.

Even if you win, you're still retarded. :D

[wesman2232]

@XsupadumbassX that's even better! Have them know that they was beat by a retarded guy :D

[corpralkirsch]

ill teach you how to piss shit, shit, sneeze, cough, spit, and fuck

[Arimmus]

MARINES= MY ASS RIDES IN NAVY EQUIPMENT.

[heavymetalhippiebear]

Compared to the Ranger videos this is fuckin' Chowder.

[jcolvin89]

in the military, deployed, wasted time watching..... this was retarded

[KaseyAriel]

Duuuude I miss Foster!!! I didn't marry Cheolas but I'm definitely on his computer right now. You should tell him that. Do ittttttt.

[Ruwalk]

rangers suck

[bbgunn96]

hahahahahahahaha....that is classic. 400 dependents you cant beat that.....

[markusalkemus]

the ranger version was better

[weakhero20]

A @kgehrks89 i hope your mom makes u suck her dick!!!! XD

[prelynmax]

I gave Shotlete to my nephew and now he's A.W.O.L.

[raverboi89]

@prelynmax i am not liable.....XD lol 

[neoswordmaster]

Meh, Powerbacon was better.



[joshscorcher]

Just got out of boot camp.

Just died laughing.

[NAFeva]

@joshscorcher I leave in 12 days and I am sure I am going to need some of this. Haha

[Goldsbro]

@joshscorcher I know you would've seen this.

[Ruwalk]

this is to funny for us marines and yes we do get all the jokes

[x0xsoniax]

i hope u die at war

[raverboi89]

@x0xsoniax thanks for the support! :]

[jon2kx]

@raverboi89 shit i meant to thumbs up ><

[TheRedwolf11]

@raverboi89 I would have said "And enemies will be like DIE NOW!And you'll be like FUCK YOU!And shoot him in the face with your M16!"

[jonnytusmc]

@x0xsoniax I hope u die in ur moms basement

[x0xsoniax]

@jonnytusmc uhhhhhh so intimidating

[kgehrks89]

@x0xsoniax go cry to obama liberal!

[x0xsoniax]

@kgehrks89 i hope obama makes u suck his black dick

[Snokone3000]

this is contrived.

[Snokone3000]

this is contrieved.