Bill Engvall - Dork Fish

[MrMBStudios]

he's HIlarious

[michellelovescena]

This used to be my ex stepdad and my favorite bits years back. We still laugh about it when it's brought up :D

[beyondthedarkness808]

What's that... Uhhh nutin.... Cuz u know that fish would just stick his head out and say IM A DORK FISH!!!! He got me on a corndog I swear 2 god!!! U know how I love those corndogs!

[iluvISekC]

I'm a dork! fish are u?

[TheOriginalUserName9]

40 dorkfish do not approve of this bit lol

[himjim1000000]

IMMA DORKFISH!!!! lol

[ALLERTORLOVER69]

WHATS A CORNDOG DOIN UNDERNEITH THE OCEAN!?

[guitarherogoneawesom]

i pulled one on someone and it was weird they asked me a stupid question like whens the news comin on again after it tells them when its comin on again and im just thinkin ur a fail and they ask me is the news comin on at 6 and i said nope its comin on at 8 it just said 6 on the tv here's your sign 

[purplehaze20011982]

Why do I think of Vinton Harper on "Mama's Family" when he does this bit?

[o0heyyou0o]

This makes me laugh so hard every time I see it.

[Shaktech786]

i can't stop laughing at how he said "what's a corndog doin under da ocean?!" hahaha

[ManiacMorse]

but you now me man i love dem dang corndogs!!!!

:)

[EllEE9315]

this is by far my favorite of bill engvall hahaha LOVE THIS!

[bethiedrama101]

37 people are dorkfishes!

[Buddywwe]

i could see dork fishes having faces like the one made at 1:28 XD

[bethiedrama101]

What if that fish is just a goofy looking fish like a dorkfish LOL

[ANGELICW4R]

I think this guy is a great comedian.

[vivian2gin]

I caught a dorkfish down in Goose Creek , SC... At the naval weapons station, with my shipmate, Bobby Corsell, USS Von Steuben, SSBN 632, who was from - Goose Creek, SC... Hey Bobby Corsell!

[youison22]

lmao

[thenxtnavyEOD]

I bettah find meh sum wattah!

[Link9mm]

how could people not like this guy?

[Ranger11413]

@Link9mm I honestly don't know how he made it ? To me, he stinks as a comedian ! That's just my opinion ! I wouldn't go across the street to see him if I got in free and was given front row seating ! Sorry, I think he's boring and his jokes are just too predictable. Obviously someone likes him cause he's selling some tickets ?

[2468blackwolf]

what's a corndog doin in da ocean?!

[DaCoolKid1212]

I was swimmin underneath the ocean!

[QuileuteCowgirl]

And I was like "Wuz a corndog doin under duh ocean?!?!?"

[TenshiCantSing]

bwahehehe epic win LOVE this bit

[rj312]

Cause if you look like thisss.... Sex ain't happenin', alright?!

[hatake176]

hahahahahahaha

[Lekure03]

haha! " I was swimmin in the ocean, and i was thinkin. What a dang corn dog doin in the ocean?" hahaha!

[shrivalocity]

I SWEAR TUH GAWD!

[divadancer1998]

i'm a girl .................  i luv cornbogs!!!!

[NebSegdoh]

Bill thats one of the funnyest shit...lol

[TheCrysLady]

1:40. best thing ever



[Nickizdaboss]

420!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Nickizdaboss]

Wait

[Nickizdaboss]

Wait

[Nickizdaboss]

Wait

[RosesofWillows]

This is one of my favorite bits. xD

[ach091906]

i absolutely lovee bill engval! he is one of my favorite comedians everr!! go dork fish! :)

[bamafan70454]

36 people are dorkfish

[1skullduggery]

go study more foxworthy...or maybe, just maybe one day you'll make an original joke.

[MrTrea05]

i love how no one comments like i love this... they are just repeating everything you can hear by pushing play...

[trojanfield3]

Bill Engvalls Dorkfish Face = PRICELESS!!!

[MrGameman89]

I can never here that enough

[IloveHetalia1]

DORK FISH!

[admire345]

But yu know me i love them dang corndogs(:

[MrGameman89]

Bill Engvall RULES!!!!!!

[rj312]

I BETTER BUY MEH SOME WATERR :D

[Scubasteve19191]

Ooooh dis aint the ocean huhuh i better find me some water uhuhuh

[Sheilaaliens]

402 yay too bad it's not 420...

[Krystyna116]

now it's 401

[astronaut529]

399 comments, this is bugging me. Make it an even 400.

[emtastic95]

Oh my gosh. lol!!!!!

[TolentinoA1]

I'm a dorkfish

[Skar3cr0w1]

36 ppl are dorkfish...

[shadowthatneversleep]

i need a corndog!!! what kind of fish is that

[StephenieMcD2008]

Ima dorkfish, caught me ona corndog!!!

[jellybeanhelene917]

He's just 15 degrees off cool... :O)

[Jimbo69ism]

Dang Corndogs!!

[Hondaracer276]

The blonde fish of the ocean.

[Scubasteve19191]

He caught me on a corndog, I swear to god!

[ManiacMorse]

IM A DORK FISH!

[jacklemacklex]

Bill Engvall is just the worst

[USSWISCONSIN64]

@jacklemacklex nope u just don't know whats funny

[MrBonjovino1]

Bill: Hey, man what kinda fish is that? Wait a second is that a corn dog?

[snakeeyes679]

you know me i love then dang corn dogs wooo!

[vankas316]

i was swimming underneath the ocean and i said, WHATS A CORNDOG DOING UNDERNEATH THE OCEAN!!!

[shescountry2015]

Haha we went to see him tonight and He was hilarious!!!

[TolentinoA1]

But you know me man I love them corn dogs

[ShmexxiiBella]

Hey man... What kinda fish is that? You'd be like....Oh....Nothin'.... 'Cause you know that fish is gunna poke his head out that bucket and say "I'M A DORK FISH! HE CAUGHT ME ON A CORNDOG! I SWEAR TO GOD! I WAS SWIMMIN' UNDERNEATH THE OCEAN AND I SAID 'WHAT'S A CORNDOG DOIN' UNDERNEATH THE OCEAN?!' But you know me I love them dang corndogs" (:

[Dynastar231]

@ShmexxiiBella Ah man, you gotta watch that stick though, because it can get stuck in your throat, and you cant SWALLOW that thing!

[ShmexxiiBella]

@Dynastar231 Yeahh. But I don't worry about no dumb sticks. You know why? 'Cause I'M A DORKFISH. (:

[Dynastar231]

DUH. I'm A DORK FISH!

[shmegmah0]

31 people are dork-fish

[20Shiloh]

haha this dude's a beastXD...i wonder who put thumbs down on it...haha whoever they are must kinda suck!

[ItalianBarbie1000]

haha....dorkfish

[bord4eva]

LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVEEE ITTT!!! <33

[takemyopinionwisely]

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fbizzy81]

follow him on twitter at @thenotfunnybluecollarguythati­sonlytherebcozofoxworthy i guarantee u might even crack a small grin

[YorCableGuy]

this guy is always so funny

[metelmoose]

WHATS A CORNDOG DOING UNDER THE OCEAN

[KonfusedMind]

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah­ahaha i shit my pants !

[JuggaletteHC]

a Dorkfish!!! XD

[TheMrsamuelson]

You Know me I love them dang Corndogs!!

[stranglechord]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKFEEEEEEEEEEE­EESH!!!!!!!!!

[hanah32465]

I was just swimming under neath the ocean and I was like what's a corndog doin under neath the ocean?!?

[iloveyouu3525]

but you know, i love them dang corndogs boy!!!:)

[TheMrsamuelson]

IMMA DORK FISH!!!!

[MrGuitarist78]

Haha, Bill Engvall is one of the best! "What's a corndog doin' underneath the ocean?"

[cocolossal69]

Soooooooooo funny =D 

[BearStar1]

A Dork is a Male Blue Whale's Member (Penis) Look it up in a dictionary ! When you call someone a Dork, you are calling them a Penis! Wonder if Bill Engvall knows this?

[Multi80sfan]

@BearStar1

you just ruined the best joke in all of blue collar.

[BearStar1]

@Multi80sfan: I didn't ruin anything ! A friend of mine called one of her children a " Dork " awhile back and was informed by that teenage child that a Dork is a Blue Whale's male member.

A Whale is a Mammal, a Dorkfish, if such creature did exist is a FISH, two different species in a the Animal kingdom!

[Multi80sfan]

@BearStar1

but you did ruin it.

when everybody is enjoying a joke u dont state a true fact thats how it gets ruined.

an btw i think about ehhh 88.99% of the viewers here sort of klnow what a dork is.

[BearStar1]

@Multi80sfan Once again,I did NOT ruin a damn thing ! A DorkFish is a FISH !

A whale is a warm blooded mammal! So, boo-hoo ! go cry in your Soup! This Video skit is taken from a LIVE Comedy Show and the joke went over BIG as the Video clip shows. I was not there , I did not go up on stage and tell everyone that a Dork is really a Blue Whale's male member, So I didn't ruin a single thing ! If You insist that I ruined it, Well , YOU'RE THE DORK ! Gee, GROW UP,GET OVER IT, GET A FRIGGIN' LIFE!!!

[BearStar1]

@Multi80sfan , NOT Only are YOU RETARDED, But I've come to the conclusion now THAT YOU ARE A DORK as in " Dorkhead!" It was ONLY ruined according to YOU because You're the ONLY one BITCHIN' about It! What are YOU! A BITCH with Constant PMS, Pissed Off, Mean , and Snotty! I"M THRU discussing this matter with You!

Go find you a Dorkfish and go play with it, preferably in Traffic!

[clipophile]

@BearStar1 Looks like somebody takes their taxonomy a little too seriously...

[coffeeaddict231]

@clipophile Looks like you take yourself too seriously. :<

[BaileyHorRo]

1:33 no matter how many times i watch this scene it still makes me laugh, just the way he says it i guess! WHAS A KORNDOOG DOIN UNDERNEETH DA O-SHIN!

[heidil37]

Ive tried to recite this to some of my friends.. everytime it comes to "Whats a corndog doin' underneath the ocean!" I crack up and cant stop. xDDD

[MrAZB101]

IM A DORKFEESH!!

[Chevygirl4lyfe]

29 people are dorkfish :)

[MaddieKitty333]

lol i think this is funny becuase i call my bf a dorkfish because he's a dork and his nickname that his friend's gave him is fish so he's my dorkfish :) XD

[Z0mb13g1rl05]

I laughed soo hard at this XD haha and when he started talking about the corndog i practically fell off my couch hehe :3

[profilescythe]

It's funny cause the 'comedian' himself has an overbite, and looks like a dork.

[meganlibero]

you can rule out sex.

[Theburn77]

I love the voice he does for the dork fish, awesome

[MrGameman89]

@Theburn77 Awesome is a massive understatement.

[OMGGGKatelyn10]

28 people are dork fishes and were offended.

[RosesofWillows]

this was the bit that my mom and i practically died from! We were laughing for hard we could breathe!

[bitabunny]

What's a corndog doing in the ocean?! I was dying when he said that

[urnot4me69]

This shit cracks me up. His dork fish reminds me of my cousin so much. Especially when he's talking about the corndog lol.

[chelseykitteh95]

OH YOU KNOW ME I LOVE THEM DANG CORNDAWGS!!

[sugarbou]

i think if we ever find a dork fish he will tell us " y'all need to levee that dang fish alone!,"

[big111mack]

whats a cord gawd doing in the ocean?

[fml3423]

*quote from the video we just watched*

[lifeofgill]

@fml3423 Now that is the funniest comment I have ever seen on a YT video. Congrats.

[fml3423]

@lifeofgill Why thank you! I've been working on that one for months!

[Sweetheart799]

Whats a dang corn dog doing under the ocean!

[Almondania]

I love how much he laughs at his own jokes and shit. Lol.

[fml3423]

@Almondania I think he was laughing more at the fact that he drooled at the end

[TopCanadianGaming]

...STICKING HIS HEAD OUT OF THAT BUCKET: IM A DORK FISH!!!

[jeffreystone123456]

he eats corn dogs

[m4ckerl3y]

WHATS A CORNDOG DOIN UNDERNEATH THE OCEAN!

[bfffsl123]

@m4ckerl3y yeah why the hell is a corn dog under the ocean

[adamclapp1234]

i caught a dorkfish

[TheLastNail]

I don't care who you are, that's funny.

[Fuel186]

(Megan Fox swims in the ocean.) I say Oooo theres that ocean.......YAHOO I GONNA GET ME SOME WATER!

[Hujze]

My 4 year old thought this was funny.

[xXsuicidebutterflyXx]

haha i'm a dorkfish *eating corndogs*

[catloverofthecentury]

hahaha "I'm a dorkfish! He caught me on a corn dog!" hahahaha

[cha05kn1ght]

26 people are dorkfish.

[zee339]

878 raters love corndogs too!!

[OrangeFlwr]

so funny ♥

[12TMC12]

You know me i love them dang corn dogs's

[jazzypooluvsu]

LMFAO i love dis!!!!!!!!!!! wat if its jus a goofy lookin fish u kno like a dorkfish!!!

[PrincessDreamActress]

That's funny right there.

[stevallen]

it's a well known fact that most of the world's oceans are 27% corn dog

[BreakingDawnFan22]

I Love the DORKFISH Part!!!!!!

[Countrylicious420]

ROFLMFAO omg!!! "whats a corn-dog doing underneath the ocean?!"

I love how high his voice got

[tigerrose110203]

@IntergraSirHellsing i laughed before that but that was the absolute FUNNIEST part for me 2!

[mustangpatty51]

This is the best bit that Bill does. I've watched this over and over and I still laugh my butt off. You know Like a "Dorkfish" soooo funny!!

[gearhead22996]

24 people are dork fishes.

[KelsoKidd9]

you know he's just in the middle of the desert going 'Oooh this ain't the ocean!! WOOO, I better find me some water!!'

[tigerrose110203]

1:40! my favorite!

WHATS A CORNDOG DOING UNDERNEATH THE OCEAN!?!

LMAO!!!!

[IntegraSirHellsing]

@tigerrose110203 I wasn't laughing until I hit that part. I cracked the fuck up.

[Draconios1]

i cannot beleive that i laughed this hard, this is the funniest skit iv listned too bar none

[xXDarkArbiterXx]

this dude makes ron white look bad

[PeterPanDisneyDork]

a dorkfish is kinda funny looking, but it's kinda cute too :)

[BeeGeesLover84]

"what's a cordog doin in the middle of the ocean!" I love this guy!!!

[THERiffRandell]

"I'M A DORK FISH!!" HAHAHAH!

[jlb8294]

He is better than that idiot Larry

[Smasho8000]

@jlb8294 I have to agree.

[bonyfingers13]

@jlb8294 nah man he is best buds with larry he is nor better or worse then larry

[saalanc]

I have to post my reply to a nutcase on another video, here's his reply when I suggested he watch this:

evian1230 has replied to your comment on "Ugliest Dolphin" Finally Filmed:

@saalanc are you serious or are you just being an animal hater?

[Amy2009colorguard]

whatsa corndog doin underneath ttha ocean??? lmao

[TheAllykay123]

I'm a dork fish

[twinboy5]

Lmfao this is funy

[ayatori26]

Classic! I love it!!

[turkeyman139]

Bill Engvall forever.

[angel25652002]

I'MA DORKFISH

[toshiromaru]

READ THE CC

[stevemcgranahan]

for blue collar comedy plez watch the WORLDS STRONGEST REDNECK channel/ BYYYYEE!

[nickjakcy]

god if he honestly thought to himself dork fish was gonna be a funny skit......then i hope they fire him because when i heard this i was like are you fuckin kidding me? dork fish? thats a terrible joke to use and how he used it....it was like he was talkin to fuckin 10 year oldsthis by far will go down in history as the worstjoke ever told

[1989XJ]

@nickjakcy

you obviously havent seen the blue collar skit where they make fun of people like you who just dont get it

[nickjakcy]

@1989XJ believe me i have seen most of their skits and i love jeff foxworthy and ron white and bill engvall as well but i have never seen him use dork fish as a joke its always something like "i seemed to have lost my luggage----did you get off your plane yet" nothing like "i caught a dork fish...." seems like these days hes only trying to make people laugh with the faces he uses

[AngelNicholson]

@nickjakcy

Then you clearly didn't see the one where they make fun of people like you who just don't get it.

[nickjakcy]

@AngelNicholson oh my fuckin god your fuckin stupid do you guys not understand i clearly understand the joke he is using what iam saying is its not funny its just absolutely terrible comedy dork fish thats a joke strictly for rednecks to laugh at and you guys are a couple of dumb fuckin rednecks as all of them are anyways...

[AngelNicholson]

@nickjakcy

But you *love them so much* and have apparently seen *most of their skits*

But now you're saying the joke's strictly for rednecks. Yet you were watching it.

But we're the stupid ones?

If I were you, I'd re-evaluate you're meaning of the word "stupid".

You might also want to try something called "punctuation".

[nickjakcy]

@AngelNicholson you might wanna try sucking my dick....i love the jokes he usually says so you might wanna try getting that shit outta your eye because i love there normal skits this joke was not apart of there skits engvalls jokes are funny but the dork fish joke is strictly for dumb fucks to laugh at because it isnt funny i watched it because i forgot the joke and now i regret watching it because now i have to hear a bunch of people call this dumb joke classic and the worst of them all funny

[AngelNicholson]

@nickjakcy

Unless you want it bitten off, dear, I don't think you want me to do that.

And did you hear me say it was funny? Because I never said I found it funny. Yet I'm the one with shit in my eye? You're dumber than I thought you were.

But you seem to be a "dumb fuck" yourself, so you might want to start laughing.

I don't know if you've noticed, but only "dumb fucks" type without any sort of punctuation.

When a sentence ends, you put a period there. You know, this little dot here -> .

[nickjakcy]

@AngelNicholson who the fuck comes on youtube and criticizes somebody on there punctuation are you fuckin kidding me what are you a fucking bookworm? you really must have no life if all you can do is find flaws in someones speech clearly if your so smart you would realize that i didnt tell you that your dumb because you said it was funny i was talking to anyone who thought it was funny not just you...THATS RIGHT SWEETHEART THE WORLD DOESNT ACTUALLY REVOLVE ALL AROUND YOU