Entry #536 - Losing My Religion (George Carlin)

[Visionarymindzevents]

I can't tell you how many people I know that this relates to

[radulica]

where's this show from?

[roloug95]

this crowd is so clueless

[Testostrone250]

ALOT OF THAT CROWD HAS NO IDEA OF HIS POINT

[natehatred23]

i love George Carlin RIP

[escaperecrds]

Respect! Check "John Michael Tsiros - Religion" :)

[calmneil]

For someone who does not believe in God, George Speaks the truth! A brilliant, honest and sincere opinion of ourselves. George, I think that if there is a God he just might need your opinion up there.

[nightfeeling100]

the jews created the one god religion

and they said to the world that they are the god's beloved man-kind

they control stupid christian americans

[poeticpagesmig16]

What scares me is how happy these people get when he talks about bombing brown people. 

[CountLorcean]

@poeticpagesmig16 they're laughing because of how true what he's saying is.

[TheCottonTop]

miss labled but i still love it

[Suberitome]

I don't understand Colin Powell... Sexual slang?

[snarlingrabiddog5150]

@Suberitome Definition of COLON: the part of the large intestine that extends from the cecum to the rectum. lol.



[tljkoap]

8 people have small dicks.

[xXMaJoRxSnIpEzXx]

Carlin, why did you ever have to die? :P

[kotkee]

@xXMaJoRxSnIpEzXx old age?

[xXMaJoRxSnIpEzXx]

@kotkee Heart failure, actually. I miss this old bastard :')

[Zooligable]

@hornerc1 the Balkan wars were in 1912 and 1913... you mean Yugoslavia in 1999 i think. But this was made in 92. + Nato wasn't created until 1949. o.0

[nespohocmorst]

My friend made a comedy video about religion check it out...

search for "God Dammit: Religion Market"

[15peewee12]

WHEN IS JESUS BRING THE PORK CHOPS?

[Laxcon]

seems that no fly zone on libya becoz of brown people

[wingedserpentwarrior]

Look out Jamaica, Trinidad, South America, and little parts of Canada, you've got brown people

[junior1984able]

@wingedserpentwarrior look out white suppremesest, your a COKSUKR

[wingedserpentwarrior]

@junior1984able haters gonna hate, truth be told, I love Trinidad/Tabego, Brazil, and Jamaica, but I also calls it like I sees it, if you'd like I could list ALL the countries with a african majority, because those were just my favorites

[MarkRosengarten]

I'm reading through these comments and one thing strikes me. Our politicians like to say that they know what "The American People Want". All they have to do is come to comment posts like these and see that the American people can't agree on anything! :)

[chrishaven76]

George Carlin....TRUE American.

[krsguitarist]

Really dude??? If anyone looks like a smartass or a fool its you! The only little ranting Iv'e seen is from you to tracmag and myself ! And blowing up their own buildings???? Right!

[adamJcarter]

@krsguitarist yeah, RIGHT! maybe you should do some research on it dumbass, and stop being so fucking naive!

[Tzatikipants]

that is why girls should suck more and boys should lick more1

[tracmag]

And I suppose this qualifies Mr. Carlin to instruct us in what is right and wrong. He is exactly what he is and thats all, a comedian.

[adamJcarter]

@tracmag your a complete dumbass...george wasn't just a comedian he was a social critic too you moron. If fucking religion and the government can instruct us what's right and wrong (which their doing a horrible job at) why can't he do it?!

[tracmag]

@adamJcarter Everybody is a social critic asshole. The last thing anyone would want to consider is George Carlin's social critic. A child knows better than this guy.

[tracmag]

@adamJcarter Everybody is a social critic asshole. The last thing anyone would want to consider is George Carlin's social critic. A child knows better than this guy. He is funny though, just for a second.

[adamJcarter]

@tracmag your a very stupid child, just shut up, stop embarrassing yourself lol.

[krsguitarist]

Unfortunately Mr. Carlin's comedy can't be used in real life. I wish wars were a bunch of dude waving their dicks around! Then we could all go home and laugh about it over beers at the end of the day! Unfortunately lots of people die. Mr. Carlin is clueless, and has to capitalize on it cause he can't com up with anything better. If anyone is a wimp it Carlin. Thank God he couldn't be president!

[MyNameIsAndrew1000]

@krsguitarist its comedy, of course it isnt real.

[adamJcarter]

@krsguitarist it was a metaphor....i guess you never heard that word before, shame....

[krsguitarist]

@adamJcarter Actually genius.....I have heard that word before! Shame......

[adamJcarter]

@krsguitarist well smartass...i guess your little ranting just made you look like a fool! be a little bit more astute for future considerations, that's unless you don't care if you look like a fool. One more thing, you said thank God he couldn't be president...I'm guessing you were happy with the malefic incompetent fucks that get in who loves to kill innocent people by blowing up their own buildings?..EVERY country DESERVED a man with his profundities! cause everybody is lacking that!

[Jen123Jon]

I wish George Carlin was heard throughout the world and taught everyone something, we'd be that much closer to peace!

[The505Guys]

I was hoping this guy wouldn't go off on the typical 'You White people are so stupid' rant, but what do you know? There he went...

[overlord3069]

@The505Guys Did you even listen to what he said?

Just look at the statistics.

The only white race we have ever bombed was the germans.

Think about it.

[Mystrymeat]

@overlord3069 Well when you put statistics into colors you'll find that whites in comparison to the amount of other skin colors out there are a very small percentage. But to put this misconception into perspective:

We've also killed Spaniards in the Spanish-American War, if you consider the Spanish to be white. We killed Italians in WW2 if you consider them to be white. We killed the British to begin with and they were white. We also killed Hungarians in WW1 if you consider them white.

[The505Guys]

"Germans' wanted to dominate the world"

For a smart man his idea of history is very basic...

[LibreriaMusical]

somebody got fuck in the ass!!!

[TheRockfan68]

I love his material! He was hilarious!! Miss him terribly! One of the MOST honest people that ever existed in recent history!

[hondagoal]

7 Retards didn't like this video.

[666briareos]

i usually find this cat funny but war over penis envy? pffft.

[CoolerKing37]

@666briareos Well, the rockets are shaped like dicks...

[ghahandi]

"DICK" Cheny and " COLON" Powell (I know the correct spelling...it's his joke)....Fuck em in the ass.. I saw Dick on TV this weekend...he's lost some weight... My goal in life is to outlast him so I could piss on his grave...Hope springs eternal~

[S1mplicity08]

Religion don't go to war. Its the people who runs the religion that mastermind the war. If you don't believe in religion or God so be, it but don't blame it on religion. With all due respect, you won't betray your own religion after watching the comedy show. There's a fine line here. If you do little bit more research, it is not the religion that caused the trouble but the people who sit in the political power. Condemning is not enough, what really matter is what you're going to do about it.

[rawrtities]

@S1mplicity08 Nor religion no crazy people killing in the name of it. Religion has and will always be a cause of many wars.

[Ygdrasel]

@S1mplicity08

The people who run the religion create, alter, and maintain the religion as needed. For all intents and purposes, they ARE the religion, and so religion causes war.

[SemperEAS7]

THATS OUR FUCKING JOB!

[Rensune]

This seems to be more about Imperialism hiding behind Patriotism...

[GoldenOnyx17]

Fucking funny <3

[TheMoTucker]

SCIENCE AND FREE-THINKIN IS THREATENED BY RELIGION AND SPECIFICALLY CHRISTIANITY IS DOING MOST OF THE DAMAGE; THERE ARE MORE AND MORE EVERY DAY, WHO PUSH FOR MORE RELIGION IN GOVERNMENT AND IN OUR SCHOOLS. IM HERE TO SHOW THAT THERE IS ALREADY ENOUGH OF IT IN SCHOOLS AND KEEP HIM(GOD) OUT OF THERE. SEE THE TRUTH AND LET THE BIBLE BE KNOWN FOR WHAT IT IS. TOO MANY VERSES ARE INSANE, ODD, UNJUSTIFIABLE, AND CONTRADICT THE SUPPOSED UNLIMITED LOVE THAT THIS GOD-CHRIST HAS. REBELLION HAS TO BEGIN!

[Dreamerx47]

please dont write in all caps

its too often the sign of an idiot

[TheMoTucker]

@Dreamerx47 Don't be a bum.

[ticallionstall]

@Dreamerx47 

[ScatmanKirby]

@TheMoTucker

Rage atheist

[ScatmanKirby]

@TheMoTucker

Technically I find your comment rather stupid.

This country was founded with God in mind.

"In God we Trust"

"God Bless America"

"One nation, under God"

And now everyone's saying there's too much religion.

People are rewriting the pledge of allegiance to exclude "under God".

I'm not a christian, but I'm not an atheist either. I believe there could be anything out there (except that scientology bull). I just think it's rather silly how scared people are of religion

[TheMoTucker]

@ScatmanKirby I'm not scared of religion. I think religion is preventably dangerous that's all. I used to be a Christian, I was baptized, and I used to go to church regularly. Those people are self centered and dumb for not questioning their own book, plagued with contradictions and repetition.

[ScatmanKirby]

@TheMoTucker

and as you said, some christians are complete narrow-minded shitheads but I doubt that they can speak for the religion as a whole.

Plus you come off as someone who's just generally a butthurt noob. If you want people to take you seriously you should probably type with grammar like I do, and don't use so many exclamation marks either.

I'm not here to start a flamewar, I don't intend to argue any further.

[ScatmanKirby]

@TheMoTucker

Dude, what'd I do to you?

Just trying to have a civil conversation.

[TheMoTucker]

@ScatmanKirby I apologize. I don't respect people who trash other's gramatical errors.

[ScatmanKirby]

@TheMoTucker

It was only a suggestion.

[TheMoTucker]

@ScatmanKirby And i'll take your suggestion. Your right people who are more gramatically correct are listened to more and i'll take a look.

[ThaGodWeCreate]

i know a few white people that need to go...dick cheney tops tha list

[luxord2654]

@ThaGodWeCreate along with kirk cameron and ray comfort?? :D

[ThaGodWeCreate]

@luxord2654 lol

[farewell2arms87]

George Carlin was just brilliant. We need a lot more people like him.

[arge717]

@novola1972 do your research of alternate history on these wars to find out what a joke they are. Vietnam lol money maker, the war was not started with the intention of winning

[ACRScout57]

I find it odd that Carlin sees fault with Bush on the "inadequecy" point yet ignores Clintons even more flaccid use of Military as "Peacekeepers", Never going to actual war... but always holding short and never actually committing to anything.

[chimera667]

George Carlin is one man who I wish I had the opportunity to meet. I will always regret that I wasn't able to meet him.

[llamaspit3838]

watch out mexico

[Faeden]

This kind of sarcastic comedy is very British, its sarcastic, here in the UK most of our comedy is like this, I often thought Americans never understood our comedy because its so sarcastic, and Americans did not get sarcasm, but I guess some of them do. Carlin is brilliant, we need more outspoken people like him in the lime light. He was funny, but also makes good thought provoking points.

[llamaspit3838]

@Faeden you would be surprised how many of us americans love dry dark sarcastic humor love you britisb peace

[brynttr]

@Faeden Americans love British humor. The Brits have a long tradition of comedy that Americans admire. From High Comedy to low brow slapstick.

[novola1972]

the only major wars are : WW1 and WW2 , learn history Mr Carlin.

[Xerxes4242]

@novola1972 Major world wars perhaps.. as they're the only ones to involve the world.. but I'd say a large number of people dying constitutes "major"...

[thefullydown]

@novola1972 WOW are you ever clueless... 1914-1918 WW1 1939-1945 WW2 1950-1953 Korean War 1960-1975 Vietnam War 1990-1991 Persian Gulf War (Version 1) And that's not mentioning the US's involvement in: 1961 Bay of Pigs Invasion 1983 Grenada 1989 US Invasion of Panama 1995-1996 Intervention in Bosnia and Herzegovina 2001 Invasion of Afghanistan 2003 Invasion of Iraq

[novola1972]

@thefullydown excuse me , but am russian living in the US , so I know a little about the history.

WW1 was a EURO war , US was forced to act

WW2 was a EURO war , US wanted to stay neutral but then PH happened

Korean War .........North Korea turned into a slave camp , South Korea stays democratic

Vietnam war .....US fight to stop the spread of cancer called the Communism.

Persian Gulf War ....US stops Hussein's attempted overtake of the world's oil fields

and a lot more.......

[xxoooOFxx]

@novola1972 You're repeating what we have all heard. The point of what Carlin is saying is, that story (the one you repeat) is a cover.

[DwarfElfZombie]

@novola1972

Those are world wars dumb ass.

[Jonathannovak1]

@novola1972 The first "world war" was the French and Indian War, AKA the 7 Years War. It was fought on multiple continents and multiple fronts. and that was the 1760s

[2tonetouch]

Its funny that the crowd doesnt get his sarcasm in the beginning.

[shaunseverson13]

This has very little, if anything, to do with religion.

[Adam4tvs]

@shaunseverson13 you have to read the accompanying entry #536 in the info...

[DelanoFilms]

@Adam4tvs

404 not found

[bun182]

@Adam4tvs #536 has 404'd. What was it?

[Adam4tvs]

@bun182 fixed the link - entry i wrote when he died.

[overlord3069]

@shaunseverson13 A large percentage of wars have been initiated or heavily intertwined with religion.

Remember the Crusades? the Holy Wars? what about 9/11? The conflict between Israel and Palestine?

War has has proved to humanity that superstition is the devine factor in justifying death.

[Mystrymeat]

@overlord3069 Don't forget religion in political conflict such as the French Revolution, in which the French population came to the realization (after years of being unjustly ruled) that their king may not have been picked by the Christian god after all, then went on to behead the members of the monarchy. The dictator Napoleon Bonaparte (even though he disliked them) used religious beliefs as a way of influencing people. The bible itself is riddled with violence, as is the qu'ran.

[overlord3069]

@Mystrymeat You've commented on multiple of my comments, so i will combine my responses into one reply.

To your first response: I was only concerning the people we have "bombed", not raided or killed, whether black or white. In terms of only just those we have actually bombed, there has only been one white race; the germans. Was it deliberately racist? No absolutely not, it was all a matter of circumstance and it just so happened that other races were threatening us.

Second reply: Absolutely

[Mystrymeat]

@overlord3069 Indeed

[UndeadClown95]

@overlord3069 we actually bombed the hell outa japan

[overlord3069]

@UndeadClown95 Are japanese white. No. Did you even read our conversation?

[UndeadClown95]

@overlord3069 Yeah they were they just have weird eyes

[overlord3069]

@UndeadClown95 Your a dumbshit.

[UndeadClown95]

@overlord306 All o humanity is dumbshits if you havent figured that out then your an even bigger dumb shit

[UndeadClown95]

@Mystrymeat Napoleon was an atheist 

[Mystrymeat]

@UndeadClown95 He was indeed, but he found reiligion to be a useful tool for controlling others. One example is how he used the Qu'ran as a way of appealing to the followers of Islam.

[Daranau]

@shaunseverson13 nationalism is in some ways a religion. that could be the connection.

[winterangel229543]

Funny as hell, he is!

[maria333333333]

he is brilliant love this guy ;-))

[1990banks]

what dvd is this

[yatter1]

Not particularly good at war either george

[elmusulman1431]

I honestly believe that the crowd did not understand the sarcasm about being proud because the U.S. is good at war and killing people.

[sidewinderxx]

@elmusulman1431 yeah i reckon about a quarter were laughing out of irony and the rest were the type of cocksuckers Carlin is having a go at

[MegaAnonyymi]

@elmusulman1431

lol

[3eenkarem]

@elmusulman1431 Thank You..............finally someone knows what he is talking about here

[jmpalacios]

@elmusulman1431 I'm sure almost nobody got that the joke was on all of them, Carlin included, being part of the very society he was so bitterly, albeit somewhat and somehow under-the-radar criticizing. Carlin must have been thinking: you idiots shouldn't be laughing about this, you should be crying!

[ThatPunjabiKid88]

@elmusulman1431 lol they cheered that shit like it was a compliment or something to be proud of..

[mamaskin88]

watch the fuck out lol watch out brown people

[cetnikz]

The last white people the US bombed was Serbia in 1999.

I love how he breaks war down in Freudian terms.

[tafftastic]

@cetnikz Erm....I hate to disagree, but having served in Serbia I can tell you the locals aren't, in general, 'white'. They're similar in colouring to north africans/spanish. :-)

[cetnikz]

@tafftastic

I guess its mixed but North African?

Maybe you are thinking of gypsies.Sorry Roma.

[viridismonasteriense]

Dicks and balls: the foundations of humanity.

[MyJim1111]

funny as truth as

[privatepyle216]

Dick Chaney and Colin Powell

He's got amazing material to work from

[TeddyHart1]

"The presidents a Bush the vice presidents a Dick,

A whole lot of fuckin' is what we gon' get"

[Hatinonthehaters]

"WE PULLED OUT! AHHH? NOT A VERY MANLY THING TO DO IS IT? WHEN YOURE FUCKIN PEOPLE YOU GOTTA STAY IN THERE AND FUCK THEM GOOD!"

and at that point i pissed myself.

[cypha1supreme]

somebody got FUCKED in the ass! carlin hit the nail on the head there.

[Digdigs2]

sounds like the audience missed the point he was making...

[gromins]

@Digdigs2 Exactly. The majority of the people are always going to be stupid.

[guitarszzz]

pure genius. i mean it. 

[TehPiemaygor]

You best not have a bigger dick than me!

[DrBCorwen]

My favorite.

[AwsomeCuban]

Fuck  bush !

[joajada]

a big part has been cut exactly after 2:03 .. '' this is not accidental ''

[felixq78]

@joajada Yeah, you're right there's a big chunk taken out but it won't do them any good, there must be millions of copies of Georges stuff around, there's not much they can hide.

[DarkSunshineRain]

The bigger dick foreign policy !!!! This man was a genius.

[boanerges144]

So much truth in what he is saying unfotunately it will on pass as a humurous antidote and many will not do anything about it.

[CastawayRY]

i fucking love this guy

[CvijaFaQ]

Not sure when this show happened, but in 1999 Serbia (mostly white) was bombed by NATO.

Just random trivia.

[plowingzero]

@CvijaFaQ 1992

[hidanrocks5]

I'm from Glasgow and now that pal e is almost as bad as the US so for me it's either dig a hole and go to sleep or live in Germany. I'm cheap so DIG ME A FUCKIN HOLE!!

[cha05kn1ght]

dumb

[woodengun]

don't call your mother here, call her!

[fuckinslayer9334]

fuck you mythoughts777

[scott62227]

control issues suck but to have a desire for the Third Reich to have been longer in place and shit is a bit of a stretch there...I personally prefer our shitty government to carrying bricks to some STD-infected crazy german dude.

[Benningtown]

sometimes(well not sometimes but all the time) i start thinking, from the reactions of the audience, if they are really thinking, like. when you listen to carlin you laugh, but he also makes you think.

do the people think somethin like: "That shit is funny and true"......

[kingofepic]

Yea but the people over here who want peace dont yell as loud as the rednecks who what to just blow shit up.

[Destroe1]

@kingofepic Thats because the rednecks are usually wasted and therefore louder I totally agree.

[watermelonygoodness]

The reaction from his audience is leading me to believe that they aren't understanding the satire...

[gromins]

@watermelonygoodness Yes...

[dany79v]

"What? they have bigger dicks? Bomb them" :'D LooooOOOooOOOOL

[brianpadraic]

Actually, we have not won a war since WW2, and we needed help from the Russians and British for that! We bomb, we don't win! Whites are going out... of existence. Dumbed down degenerates past 60 years.

[chris28379]

"you got some brown people in your country, you tell them to

watch the fuck out!"

ha! ha! carlin is a true hero.

[dreadbet]

Tell them to watch da fuck out

hahahaha!

his irony is soberb.

[slicknickverbs]

What year was this?????????

[jyoung0000]

@slicknickverbs that was 1992 or something close to that.

[011lifeAdream235]

by him i meant BUSH, you know the hairy vagina that ran our country for the past 8 yrs...

[011lifeAdream235]

I was soooooo pissed to see that guy sitting in Jerry Jones' booth at the first playoff game in the new stadium...proved what i always feared...Oh does ne1 know that the NFL salary cap is gettin diminished...can ne1 relate to key terms such as ROME, HUGE STADIUM, ATHLETES(WARRIORS)...With Steroids the league is gettin significantly more dangerous...just a thought

[df61660a]

I think the crowd is too stupid to understand him completely... especially when he was talking about bombing people...

[Urza216]

What makes you say that?

[russphilly]

Excellent! & all TruE!!!!!!!

[666fannyfart]

people are stupid and americans are world leaders!

[IllWilledandhappy]

I'm pretty sure Carlin would say (and I agree with him): BULLSHIT!

[666fannyfart]

Then you dont know Carlin!.....

[bwiddy93]

lol 4:30

[PrinceBishop3]

But people like George give me hope.