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  • I freaking LOL'd on GILLIGAN'S ISLAND

    "Now they totally fine" lol xD

  • thumbs up if youve seen ALL these movies :D

  • Gilligan's Island wasn't a movie...smh.

  • Was that burnie burns as the voice mail

  • Damn I don't know these movies

  • Giligan was a tv show. not a movie.

  • juliets a goddam beauty

  • I thought about this fact a long time ago. Just sayin'. And better films could have been selected. Not too sure they would have had cell phone reception on Gilligan's Island. Also, several of these films had instances where a regular ol' landline phone would have worked in the same way that they used a cell phone.

  • JENNNNN-AY

  • does anyone else feel that the Gilligan's Island theme would be awesome drinking music if it had different lyrics?

  • "I'm jacks voicemail, please leave a message" og god that's a good one! XDD

  • *sigh* now i have to look up the Gilligan's Island theme

  • Jennay!!!! (derp face)

  • OMG nerf

  • Collegehumor, before you put it in your video, at least pay attention in home alone first and you'd get it right

  • Lol loved the Labyrtinth one that is one of my favourite movies!!!

  • Satans playground

  • Romeo and Juliet was the funniest :')

  • That Juliet girl is sweeet

  • Fight club in my <3

  • why no 2:26...

  • XD AHAHAHA! I love the Jack's voicemail retaliation face.

  • I'm Jack's voicemail, please leave a message

    lol

  • Juliet is beautiful...

  • juliet is hot

  • well now the end of fight club was just ruined...............

  • Walk, Forrest, walk!

  • Where's 127 Hours??? oh this is from 2008

  • @imgoddlike except that was based on a true story so he would have just had a cell phone in real life .. which he apparently did not judging by the fact that he cut his own arm off but iuno, didn't see the movie.

  • @imgoddlike He was out in the mountains where there is no signal...

  • Mah mom always told meh dat you can tell a lot 'bout people jus' bah lookin' at their shooos...

  • I love jilagins iland I whach it all the time taylorbruder101

  • juliet is a hottttie

  • hahaha the fight club one was hilarious

  • gilligans island isn't a movie but still funny though!

  • Juliet is fucking hot

  • The Fight Club one was hilarious.

  • 1:48 My Two True Loves

  • The home alone one is the best!

  • is that a witch? no its me. Trail mix?

  • I like the labyrinth

  • I can't believe they put a labyrinth scene in this! Used to be my favorite movie!:)

  • @Pawzegirl and you took an arrow to the knee

  • "I'm Jack's voicemail..." XD

  • I just realized; The 'One lies/One tells the truth’ setup, doesn't work if the guards try to explain it themselves. Both a line; One this/One that doesn’t work, cause ‘lie’ wouldn’t be able to say it. ‘Lies’ tells; he can’t explain the premise, cause it’s the truth. ‘Truth’ tells; he tells the truth, hence you know.

  • @wimscheers WTF are you saying...? lol

  • @XxxDemiGodxxX1

    "WTF are you saying...? lolWTF are you saying...? lol"

    In short; the guards can’t explain the riddle like this because they’re both telling the truth.

  • @wimscheers It works if they both say "I always tell the truth and he always lies. To get to where you want you must follow the path I guard." That way the liar will be lying and the one who tells the truth will be telling the truth.

  • @ShayMeFuel Good point, then again, they didn't do that here did they. Also; Good point. 

  • The fight club one is good lol

  • 0:44 Haha its funny because the girl in the Blair Witch Project part played the witch in the optical illusion girlfriend video.

  • Romeo and Juliet, Casablanca, fight club, labyrinth, forest gump, home alone, aaaaaaaand that's all I can remember

  • Dammit now i wish i had watch the labrinth

  • awwww i wish The Notebook really had that part in it lol would have been a lot less painful lol

  • 01:32 What an awesome actor!

  • Fight Club one was the best, then of course Home Alone. "Go to a friends house!"

  • 1:30 = Awesome

  • labyrinth chick was hawt.

  • PFFT! Ohmygod it has the Labyrinth! XDD Respect just went up.

  • @RainbowOkami its Labyrinth, not the Labyrinth. Respect just went down.

  • Forrest Gump is the only one I've seen of these, too... I've never been much of a movie person.

  • hahaha I am Jack's voice mail. Classic.

  • haha love all of these, can't believe people here have only seen forrest gump! i mean, come on!

  • @Beccsz gimme link where I can download those movies for free and you wont be disappointed :)

  • Lol The Blair Witch Project

  • Labyrinth!!!!!! 

  • what was the thing at the end

  • the "huh!" is back?

  • They should've put a Boyz N The Hood scene...

  • i love the fight glub one

  • can soneone explain the fight club one please?

  • @magglewaggle100 Watch the movie and you'll get it.

  • @magglewaggle100 Sure, Fight club is a great movie if you haven't watched it don't read on because it is a spoiler...... OK the main Character creates a other version of himself during the night and this other version does everything he wants to do but can't. He doesn't realize that it is him. In this video, he is basically finding out who this person is (himself).

  • that wasnt the end of forest gump though, only half the film

  • Juliet was so hot

  • @couchpotato152 shut up you need to let other people have opinions umm... so STFU!!!

  • The girl playing the role of Juliet is gorgeous.

    

  • ''- One of us always lies

    - And one of us always tells the true'' - the liar alredy failed.

  • I haven't any idea why people don't carry cell phones in the movies, except Transformers. Those bastards will kill ya.

  • SO thoughtful, too funny =)

  • I keep coming back for google maps chick. Curse her for being so hot!

  • @DeftilSteve So true...

  • The Juliet part was the most fun... "Listen Romeo I'm gonna fake my dead tonight, so don't freak out" lol

  • Anyone who doesn't think the fight club joke was the funniest are people who just haven't seen fight club. You poor unfortunate people you. XD

  • hilarious lol

  • Lol at 'home alone' and 'Romeo and Juliet'

  • Now every movie situation has the cel phone battery dead or no reception. Hello, can you hear me now????

  • Who was that playing Juliet? She was hot...

  • Is it sad that I got the "Voyage of the Mimi" reference?

  • Lol

    "Seriously stop watching now

    It's really no big deal"

  • Jenny! Lmao

  • this might be funny if i had seen any of these other than forest gump

  • @SuperFlyFalcon you haven't seen the notebook, the fight club or home alone.. ur retarded

  • @SuperFlyFalcon

    Wow, get out of the house, faggot.

  • @TopTenCrew By not sitting at home and watching all of these movies, you're saying he has never left his house? Logical...

  • @AceOnFire28

    No, going out and seeing them in theaters when they came out/watching with friends.

  • @SuperFlyFalcon you haven't fucking seen home alone?

  • @SuperFlyFalcon u need to watch more movies well not really but still some of them movies are good

  • @SuperFlyFalcon like,not even home alone?

  • @SuperFlyFalcon

    You've not seen Romeo and Juliet, Home Alone, Fight Club or Labyrinth?

    What have you been doing with your life?

  • most are from the early 90s so maybe u werent around then?

  • @SuperFlyFalcon dude, if you haven't even seen FIGHT CLUB, your life is not worth living, and nobody cares whether or not you got the joke.

  • @SuperFlyFalcon Looks like Fight Club was ruined for you then...

  • @SuperFlyFalcon ..... I don't want to live on this earth anymore.

  • @KhalsView shut up. It's only funny if it's the picture. and with the right text... used appropriately

  • @SuperFlyFalcon

    Who hasn't seen the Labyrinth?!?1 David Bowie as a the Goblin King man.

  • @SuperFlyFalcon you know you saw home alone too...

  • @SuperFlyFalcon you havnt seen home alone?

  • @SuperFlyFalcon What?? You haven't seen any of these!

  • @SuperFlyFalcon :O you've never seen gilligans island, home alone, or fight club?! Omg you need to go watch fight club like right now!

  • wait.... romeo and juliet didn't change

  • @94spexx yeah it does

  • @94spexx that way romeo wouldn't kill himself and they'd live happily ever after

  • "I don't really give a shi*, I've got google maps..." LOL

  • ahhhhhhhhhhhhh*phone rings* yello

    kevin it's mom go to a friends house *movie ends*

    me:LOL

  • @brinahardmo the only problem is, there were phones in home alone and both people had phones, which was kind of dumb i think.

  • Juliette spoiled the ending

  • I am Jack's voice mail, LOL.

  • But what if Romeo never checks his voice mail?...

  • @Stashman94 That's kind of what happened in the actual play...

  • JANNAY!

  • I'd always wondered why the mom from Home Alone spent all that time furiously trying to get back instead of calling the police or a neighbor.

  • @cabbagemama most of the neighbours were away, and the only one who wasn't, was the creepy old dude who every one thought killed people

  • "JENNAY.....OK JENNAY". LOL.

  • @eleanorerigby This video was made in 2008. Just sayin'.

  • i'm jacks voicemail LOL

  • Fight Club... He told him NOT to call him. He had his cell

  • Well, I honestly reckon Gilligan would accidentally fishing rod the phone into the ocean or something.

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  • because the girl in the note book act was so hot, I saw the note book for the first time=)'

  • I burst out in laughter when the guy said, "JENNAYY!" lol

  • Awesome but just fyi electronics dont work in hogwarts

  • Wow, this channel was a lot funnier in 2008

  • @eleanorerigby disagree its just their sponsored videos that arent funny.

  • labyrinth was a trippy movie

  • juliet was hot :D

  • What the Fuck

  • @EnivsionItAll I can.

  • can anyone really watch the notebook without falling asleep?

  • If all movies had Google

  • Shh, can you please turn your cell phone off. Im trying to watch the movie.

  • Fight club one was the best.

  • haha the romeo and juliet one ftw :D

  • I love it =-)

  • hahaha the blare witch project is a pov.

  • Thumbs up if you've seen more than 100

  • OK JENNEYAH!!!!!

  • Lolz this was awesome! U guys are awesome! Keep making more!

  • I've never seen half of it...

  • The Fight Club one was the best. *slow clapping*

  • obviously romeo had sprint and didn't get the call

  • @bnruse wouldnt that mean he had at and t OOOOOOOH BURN

  • Should have had Titanic.

  • The Fight Club line was really clever. In fact, they were all really clever.

  • I don't really give a shit, i got google maps.

  • collegehumor gets some nice looking gals

  • @AdaamKyle "Hey there good looking.. uhhh.. I work at website called college humor and I'll give you big bucks if you come to our stupid and do some uhh... stuff for us. We need to attract more old guys and creepy people to our viewers. Will you?"

  • Rofl I'm jacks voice mail anyone who's seen fight club twice would understand that.

  • harhar the girl is hot harhr

    btw im a virgin and never seen a woman before

    stfu

  • RULE NUMBER ONE OF FIGHT CLUB???

  • @ 2:15......."Im jacks voicemail"......haha thumbs up if you get it

  • @ingosnow25 There's not much to miss.

  • @MagicalWham nvm dumbass....

  • I died with Forrest Gump XD

  • Blue; To pass you must know that one of us always lies

    Red: And the other always tells the truth

    Girl: I dont really give a shit i got google maps

    LOL!!!!!!

  • ive got a top comment in "if movies had smartphones" so like this and let me have two top comments :)

  • Too bad Romeo forgot to charge his phone...

  • 0:55 she's so hot..

  • GILLIGAN'S ISLAND IS NOT A MOVIE

  • The girl with google maps is hot... :3

  • @ronstero I agree

  • @ronstero aw man, i was going to comment that!

  • I used to like "arrowtotheknee" jokes, but then I got so frustrated with the fact that everyone is starting to hate these jokes already so I don't give a f no more.

  • JENNAY

  • Jack actually does call himself in fight club, in the beginning when his apartment gets burned down, soooooo....

  • but if kevin (from home alone) left went to a friends house the burglars would have robbed their house and flooded it. so would that be a smart thing to do?

  • If that shit happened to The Notebook the movie would end in 20 minutes.

  • who plays forrest in this?

  • I am jacks voice mail.

  • I used to have a cell phone, but then i took an arrow to the knee