Stephen Lynch - Craig

[ElementalPride]

craig christ - stifler

[heyitsme13579]

stephen lynch's mom is a priest, how funny is that

[CRAZYFORFUDGE]

"Let me guess Mary, Satan's Craig's father?" I can see What's-his-face just sayin' that to Mary(you know, her husband).

[Brianpstilwell]

i love 3:33 to 3:48 hahaha thats genius

[jasonshasen]

THIS IS 2 GOOD

[xbandit1000]

Ya know people should really calm down and stop taking this song so damn seriously just enjoy the song

[VGcats97]

@WardenAmell how would you like to know that many monks aren't Christian monks those monks are priests and swore off women and never went for men

[tnischamp25]

@VGcats97 dude stfu hes making a fucking joke you little girl

[VGcats97]

@tnischamp25 dude stfu i could tell that he was making a fucking joke you little girl -.-

[WardenAmell]

Hey did u bible lovers know that most monks were acctualy gay? Yep they vowed to never be with a women... so they went for the men :D

[barrywilliamsmb]

Prophylactics 2 verse 11: Say not bad for this is all being recorded. Capice?

Thank you Stephen and Ariantina.

[themaditalian]

This is the most horrible and blasphemous garbage I've ever seen and you should all take a good hard look at your souls if you laughed at it!!!

But on the other hand, yeah I guess it is pretty damn hilarious too, dude's a lunatic lol. The road to hell is paved with awesome comedians.

[agentveliki]

great

[mightybeangal22]

This is just an awesome song..... And I have a feeling that his name is Craig Christ!

[touwuaniynof]

dude i sang a part of this in the middle of a movie theater! fucking awesome song!

[stevend1354]

this song is completely unfunny, seriously

[NanronLOUM]

If you have a little sister, then there's room at this in.

[Angelie123able]

I can never get this out of my mind. It's too funny a song for Stephen!

[007holst]

the fucking craig part was kinda disturbing

[DeathNoteOwnerTooBe]

Man were all gonna go to hell. :3 But, don't worry, His name is Satan! X3

[vandyfan402]

I feel like I say this on all his videos, but I laughed... I'm going to hell.

[gspisno1]

FUCKIN CRAIG!

[CornchipSO]

cause while jesus is praying, fuckin craig is laying every lady in the testimant you know what im sayin

[googlesucks27]

His eyes look like their gunna rape my soul D:

[hunterv23]

COS WHEN CRAIG'S INSIDE WELL PARTY ALL DAMN NIGHT I DONT TURN WATER INTO WINE BUT COLD COORS LIGHT funy as hell

[gphhawkins]

Be prepared for the New World Order.

[gphhawkins]

religion is brainwashing human society

but still XD

[MissHelenLarryPopz]

@MrDeDon2 I'm with you there mate he is freaky

[larmmm]

Did it feel good? You know, f*ucking Craig? Was he good?

[W0LF37]

lol my mom entered the door while listing to this song

it was so worth it

[jrayperkins]

I think he is awesome! He not only makes you smile but sings well and most importantly he delivers a message of hope and love like no other!

ROCK ON STEPHEN ! Don't let anyone detour you from delivering that message to the rest of the non-believers

[darkdragon20007]

this song is awesome and any if any christians think its dameaning well they can go fuck there selfs

[MrDeDon2]

his got the eyes of the devil in this video, fucking scary o.O

[theyearwas1764]

@MrDeDon2 I KNOW!!! I THOUGHT OF THAT TOO!

[Vinseneb]

Funny!

[TheNicklback]

my secound name is craig but i will not give my first name because that would wat a pedo file does

[a7x4lyfeand4always]

if any of yall dont no he is very hopped up on cocaine but smoked weed to keep his cool

[JUGGERNAUTII7]

GREAT

[corymarchood]

hahahahaha AWSOME... its been like 2 year sincei last listened to stephen lynch and this rocks!

[Yzenski]

This guy has some cool songs, but making fun of the Bible and saying crap like that is a bit to far. If I would have been at that place then, I would have went fucking Chad on his ass, and bitch slapped him into the Bible and nail him to a tree. SOB

[WhiteTiger225]

@Yzenski Cool story bro.

[SirBelCorpse]

@Yzenski

well you werent

[1Notyetdone1]

@Yzenski

well... good sir.... you werent there... and if you did something like that, you would probally be trampled by every other fan there... idiot plz stfu and stop whining about your damn "god" bullshit

[FatApplesProductions]

@Yzenski

i agree with you, i hate people who make fun of jesus...have fun all of you rotting in hell

[gibson53]

Pussy.

[zlawson9123]

@Yzenski ya gotta remember this is just a song for all u kno hes a very devout christian. and if u dont like it thn dont watch it

[basepadz]

@zlawson9123 are you serious about him being a devout christian?

[sexysmiddy]

chill your tits man, its only fun

[gibson53]

Pussy.

[SlashSG]

@Yzenski the bible sucks and is chock full of contradictions. calm ur ass down pussy

[mindmaster323]

@Yzenski ha lie. you would hardly be able to get to the stage

[Richerodt]

This sounds like something Slayer might do.

[541demonickidz]

creig christ!!

[OpenATab]

This has nothing to do with atheism, it's a comic singing one of the coolest songs ever.

[superboy1200]

who cares it's f***ing funny

[Richerodt]

It's f***ing Craig.

[xeshnok]

Ahaha. Love this.

[lewisstonerhouse08]

you my friend are awesome because of the lyrics >> :P

[kataratophsuki]

PAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDD

seriously, this is some awesome shit!!! and i love the way he acts, like his expressions and stuff....i definitely think we'd do well with craid as our messiah.

"and now the question for you/ is not what would jesus do/ but where will you be when the craig machine comes partyin' through?"

[RicardoBr]

I love the way he acts his songs XD

[lexian14]

haha i love this!

[playachan]

LOL HOLY SHIT! XD I broke out into tears~~ XD

[va2pa2fl]

LOVE HIM LOL!

[Danigfgsp12345]

LOL how does he come up with this shit?!! so funny

[mcraigor]

this song is even better when your name is craig

[MaximusArelias]

Craig that you??

[Hackprince123]

That was hilarious

[motormaker]

I totally agree ........epic

[Greenz0123]

BIG LOL XD This song rulez XD

[chriscutie33]

This should be called "The Atheist Song"

Lol....

[Angmarod]

it may just be possible that atheism is not believing in a diety. contrary to common belief, you don't need to riddicule everyone else to be atheist...

great video anyways. saw this live at umbc homecoming entertainment this past year.

[xeshnok]

@chriscutie33 saaaaaaay what? LoL, i don't see the relation of craig to atheism.

[chriscutie33]

Lol, I don't know. I was young back then. And stupid. I now believe in Jesus and God and everything of the sort. And i'm proud of it.

[261311YA]

@chriscutie33 its jokes because you said I was young back then and stupid, and then went on to saying you believed in god. lolll to each their own I guess.

[xxsoulgrindxx]

this song is so epic

[ridenderyttertilhest]

"But Craig don't give a damn!" I do, 'cause this was just awesome!

[j2serrano]

i think he is best singing comedian around right now him and rodney carrington are freaking funny

[0MarilynMansonlover0]

That was pretty funny.

[jackmayall]

Funniest Guy Ever

He's Definantly Really Funny

I Love Craig

LOL

[MBond18]

his eyes are EVIL in this song..haha..when he says "Craig"..looks so evil..lol

[AndyWard62]

Who else does sh*t like this ?

i watched him over 1 billion times lol. need a new one :)

[KittyChange]

There's a few, but most suck.

Lynch is the best singing comedian.

[tayloreh]

Trey Parker can sound like him :), or he can sound like Trey.

[straffster2]

rodney carrington...tomstermusic these are also a few good ones....lynch and tomster are better than carrington tho :P:P

[bluejuice12]

bo burnham does! well, at least bo burnham reminds me of this guy o.o

[medsker54]

i think hes f***ing craig

[free0the0sheeple]

"but it would a miracle if he brought f*ckin lady home" funniest face ever

[chrisdabomperigo]

Ha he fucking awesome!!!

[MewMois]

Haha this is awesome. xD

[moochipsahoy]

I don't turn water into wine,

But into cold Coors Light

Omg this guy is fucking hilarious xD

[cerise6012]

But I got hydroponic shit

That me and Judas grow.

[GoTonni]

This is by far the funniest song in the world :]

[cichon64]

lol GREAT

[DHayden101]

Stephen lynch is my god

[Thisboxisdumb]

Jesus performs miracles, from gallole, to Rome.

But it would be a miracle, if he brought a fucking lady home

[Rivisten]

Not only is it clearly a joke, but it isn't even about a real person. (based perhaps *shifts eyes back and forth*)

[craigymc34]

know what? i am fucking craig :P

[Godstud]

It's funny! God gave us a sense of humour and this guy the talent and wit to make funny songs!

[waysire5]

due take a mother fucking joke it's not like it's real lol haha im craig and me bros jesus haha bad-ass!!!!!!

[warlockzombie65]

Stfu all you haters. God its a joke. If it's offensive, lets see, don't watch it? Jesus Craig Christ I hate you complainers.

[Rubberchix]

Guitar needs turning up.

[twinstar33]

this song is very offensive, i am talking to the youtube admins right now, they are going to remove it.

[gorax11]

lol? xD

[dinomatt51092]

Dude, it's a joke. Get over it and don't spoil other peoples' fun.

[RiCePiKaH]

yea jesus christ its a fucking song get over it u fucking religous douche fart

[Rubberchix]

...fuckin' Craig?

[buckeyefan2107]

doubt it

[Uberfoxbob]

Dude, I'm Catholic, and I don't mind it. Get over yourself. Learn to take a joke. And, believe me, I've heard much worse than this.

[warlockzombie65]

Its a free country. Get over yourself.

[TjPomps]

wow you suck i like this video, and its been seven months looks like those youtube admins thought you were a fag too.

[TheMrPOPROCK]

lolz its still up so you lost

[vancouner]

LOL it kind of reminds me about my brother, he can never bring a lady home. Hmmm maybe my brotrher can get some pointers from FUCxxing CRAIG {small pause) CRAIG CHRIST!

[espena1991]

sure its not yourself you are talking about man?, and you use your brother as a cover?XD

[BvilleBoy213]

Don't walk on H2O,

But I got hydroponic shit

That me and Judas grow.

I'm fuckin Craig.

I'm fuckin Craig.

I'm fuckin Craig.

Craig Christ.

[Sjazz87]

Lolz

[tigerlover52]

I'm fucking Craig..

But you just sung you're not gay??

;)

[chumppe]

Fuck religion! asshat jesus freaks..

[krisgaiden123]

'm fuckin Craig.

I'm fuckin Craig.

I'm fuckin Craig

lol

[AnythingButLA]

'Hydroponic sh_t that me and Judas grow...' that's inspired.

[Inigomikael]

I just wrote like this on the song 'preist': "Stephen Lynch vs. Religion 1-0". After watching this, I belive I should write 2-0!

[Novacore88]

YAY my names Craig :D

[Zaurongay123]

Stephen Lynch is nothing but god damn hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

[fullmatiz]

im speechless. thats just too awesome

[punkrockboy979]

my kind of god...lolz

[DarkyWTF]

It's Christ. not Cries

[reignoffire88]

i fucking love the faces he makes !

[bertman05]

is this fucking awesome, no matter how many times i watch it, its still bloody hilarious.

[Melendy707]

Hahahah my dad's name is craig!!!!!!!!!

[ufc92gamer]

What A Fucking EPIC Song!!!

[PinkyRebelina]

Can someone tell me what exactly does "craig" means, please? My english is not that good...

[mongess]

Just a name.

[Natyynka]

I guess it's only a name.. I'm not sure :-)

[filinan550]

its lika story that keeps getin passed down, it gets fucked up at the end

[Ughtastic89]

I lol'd

[CrazeBBoy]

*prays to Craig* haha ownage

[burningjelly4lyfe]

3:20 is epic

[kraigus]

IM FUCKING CRAIG:)

in reality i am. as its my name.

[cally2kk8]

he is just havin fun lol he is propa cool lol

[cooleo121]

this song is fuckin class

[iFawkUrMa]

omg who gives three shits? no one rly cares if he makes fun of jesus..its just a song..im catholic..not christian..so im not that religious like u

[AkomiNarazaki]

Eh, this song isn't my favorite song of his, but in general he's FUCKING (since he likes to use that word a lot) awesome (: A lot of Christians get offended by this (me too, sort of...eh.) but uh, a lot of Christians tend to lose their temper (as I've noticed in other comments). Heck, this IS kinda funny =p Its just a song though. Instead of insulting someone like him or other people, Christians know their faith in God, so THAT'S what matters. Like someone said in a comment, freedom of speech.(:

[AkomiNarazaki]

I know I kinda went all over the place in my comment, but there's a 500 character limit, so .-.; But pretty much to all the Christians who absolutely freak about this song and MUST share it with a lot of people who don't give a f*ck, well...chill. He can do what he wants =p

[Haradres]

One of the world's funniest men... Greetz form Germany.

[WoWYugo]

Loveprincess really needs laid shed loosen up after that

[Tripod181]

everybody shut up and enjot the song

[Saluma12]

hes got the best sense of humor

[5hano19]

stephen lynch is awsome get a sense of humour loveprincess52

[TheNecronsPwnYou]

I'M Fucking partying right now in with craig and jesus is just a block away

[heartsofcheese]

its just a joke, i bet if someone was making fun of islam or buddhism you'd probably be laughing

[Sazzh]

It's true though, he probably WILL get shot.

I wouldn't be doing the shooting, certainly, as I would be busy laughing my ass off.

[JordanJohnsons]

Yeah, thunderpiejollyman24, i'm chatholic and I don't find this offensive. It's just made up fun =D

[Roundapanda]

you're just jealous because while you were out praying fuckin craig was layin every lady in the testemant...

[OlyGhost521]

ya know what im sayin' ;D

[stupidkid258]

notice how loveprincess52 is the only 1 who does like this- fuckin hillarious shit right here. and loveprinces... go die in a hole

[picochat100]

now theres 2 people who think its craig cries

1)you

2)the person who missheard the lyrics and put it on the one site that you looked at

and its not even his fault some people thought that the intro to saint jimmy was

"comming at you at a count of won-der 1 2 3 4

when its "comming aqt you on a count of 1 2 1 2 3 4

[picochat100]

sorry that was a reply to the guy who got the lyrics wrong

[neoson6]

then dont watch him dumbass

[resivil79]

duuude, you got a fucking problem (re-(cough)tard)

[hansuna]

Yay we've found special ed

[goffallsmighty]

nice

[jacobplaugher]

u suck! and u cant controll ur temper...

[poosalad2]

if loveprincess52 is a dude then he's a homo with that name lol

[xZiPL0cKx]

yea finaly a song about me craig woooooooooooo

[kh3mra87]

Oh hilarity ensues! This was priceless!

[Chrism4n13]

rofl

[Steve00245]

I gotta say, i'm Christian too, but this is obviously just funny. and who says Craig didn't exist, the bible says that jesus had brothers and sisters, so maybe he did have a brother that was called craig! maybe.