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  • Did you already heard Rotting Christ? Probably you know just 'sucks' bands like Nargaroth.

  • ok, people if bm is not for your ears, listen to dissection. it is a melodic version of black metal. and then judge. besides, bands like the ones the dude below mentions eg agalloch have an unbelievable atmosphere.

  • i like black metal but, love the video. is that a real black metal band? or somebody screwing around? i really love the south park/ immortal pic you threw in there as well. thanks.

  • Is there White metal? Or it just won't sound cool?

  • Ugh.

    Why are people so stupid?

  • black metal musician is do dumb

  • @TheRevFamily Even Emperor, Dissection, Bathory, Summoning, and Agalloch? They are all very talented musicians that use there intruments to create an atmosphere I've never heard from anyone else in this world... You sir are dumb.

  • @TheRevFamily LMAO. You're fan of a fag band.

    Hellhammer is much better musican than your emo fag drummer called "The Rev".

    Shut up poser.

  • @opticomxDDDDDDDDDDDD hellyeah, the rev cant drum worth shit

  • Black metal sucks ass

  • hey jesuswillburn....ummm. fuck u . u fucking starburst. go listen to hatebreed u fucking uncult bastard

  • PUTOS! QUE SE CHINGEN A SU MADRES PINCHES POSERS! FUCKING PUTOS!!!

  • hey that was a pretty good black metal song. I assume it was about burning babies or churches or something?

  • black metal is for faggot rejects

  • vuelvan jon nodtveidt y euronymous, ayudanos varg y mutilemos a estos gays para que sepan lo que es el bm

  • @alchavone yo si se lo que es el bm..... una basura

  • Always interesting to see when people who don't understand a music genre try to imitate it or mock it by making something that doesn't even sound similar, thus demonstrating their poor grasp of what it is they're trying to make fun of. Case in point, this video. If you want to ridicule a genre of music through parody, show that you can make a song that sounds just like something from the genre, not something that sounds like pure shit.

  • this is awesome sounds just like black metal sets my toes to tapping

  • this is pure 100% suckage + gayness.... i rather listen to Justin Beiber

  • metalcore fail

  • grown up dudes that paint their faces with feces

    and scream like girls

    yeah so talented....

    fcking emo faggots

  • @slayerisgod6661983 heeeeelllllllll yeah

  • This is not Black metal !!!!

  • hell yea.. this song is funny.. BLACK METAL BLOWS.. IT SUCKS ITS FOR RETARDS

  • kickass video :D

  • these bands are pure overrated gothic shit. old school black metal were sarcofago, blasphemy, beherit, bestial warlust, mystifier, impurity, archgoat, abhorer, profanatica, tormentor, black prophecies, mortuary drape, master's hammer, hadez, mortify etc.. these bands were born before norgay goth trend or released their stuff in the same years of the trend, but playing brutal stuff, not shitty fake metal for homo dressed like the xrow of jack skeletron

  • The Black metal is the best you are the looser

    fucking posser

    emo de mierda....

  • @Querembas Learn how to spell you piece of shit. Black metal blows, and so does your mom.

  • @TheTexasTurbine YEA THEY SUCK SO MUCH.. THEY LEAVE ME DRY.. JAJAJAJJA A THIS BLACK METAL BANDS ARE A JOKE I BET THAT IF THEY SEE A DEMON THEY WOULD SHIT THEMSELVES AND SO WOULD U

  • most black metal sucks, it's all the same clown makeup wearing bullshit satan sandwich image.

    listen to anaal nathrakh, drottnar, extol, or zonaria... leave makeup to the girls

  • @DirectorNabeshin

    "it's all the same clown makeup wearing bullshit satan sandwich image..."

    LOL! I've never heard that one before!

  • as i say to everyone who disses black metal.

    dont judge what you know NOTHING about.

  • @TheOnlyAttrition I actually have taken the time to research a lot of information on "Black Metal", and it's roots. And i still stand here, saying... Fuck Black Metal.

  • Black metal is pretentious bullshit and the fans of it are all losers/basement dwellers.

  • Great aesthetics, definitely the best black metal I've heard this far. More gurgling sounds next time, really digging that I-swallowed-a-frog sound you got there. BLACK METAL RULESnot

  • I think all of you are posers. Ofcourse all of the bands in this video suck! But what is the most moronic is that teenager that said to learn about black metal from Norgay Lords of Chaos. Haven't you ever heard of Blasphemy, Beherit, Black Witchery, Archgoat? Fuck Norgay! Ross Bay Cult Eternal!

  • black metal its ok the only bands i will give credit and listen to is dimmu and satyricon but then the other rest of bands are corny and boring with the same boring inverted cross and baphomet and inverted stars and shit ugh boring but i respect every type of metal fuck it

  • I think that instead of everyone fighting over which bands are true black metal,which bands were the first black metal bands and blah blah blah,everyone should go read "LORDS OF CHAOS:THE BLOODY RISE OF THE SATANIC METAL UNDERGROUND" its a great book and has interviews with members of mayhem,bathory,burzum,etc..and they tell u who they think started black metal and etc...if everyone read it there wouldnt be as much fighting about this crap...damn

  • no way, that book is full of shit, go to Burzum's website and read about it

  • while i am a fan of burzum varg himself is crazy,he is contradictory of himself,and his beliefes are just plain stupid...and the burzum site is about burzum...not everybody in the early black metal scene,so no offense but i dont understand why u wanted me to read the burzum site since it doesnt pertain to the entire black metal scene while lords of chaos does...Varg writes what Varg wants you to believe whether its the truth or not

  • well, for instance, the whole "LeVeyan" attitude that was supposed to be in the black metal scene, is bullshit, especially concerning Burzum, as his first demo had a picture of LaVey crossed out

  • They may have been influenced by Lavey but just because youre influenced by someone doesnt mean you cant add your own beliefs and shit into the mix ya know?and thats what they did,i feel that varg and euronymous were on 2 different planes with their beliefs...vargs making no sense whatsoever...as i said before he is crazy

  • no, Varg was NOT influenced by LaVey, look on the first Burzum demo, it has a picture of the guy, crossed out. did you even read what a wrote?

  • black metal sucks, save your everyday dressin up for halloween. fuckin white face paint?..grow the fuck up

  • Practically every genre of music has a certain look that the musicians adhere to...while yeah some look outlandish and stupid others def do not...Behemoth has amazing "corpsepaint",and i think they look better than most of the mainstream bands out there now....and its not like they wear their corpsepaint constantly in everyday life as opposed to bands who constantly wear girl pants around and just look like assholes

  • ha if you think of it black metal bands look like pissed off kiss band members

  • .....nice video...do u luv bitching about music u h8?

  • just horrible black metal should not exist it is so crappy

  • Everybody band on the video rips. All black and death metal bands destroy. I guess I just love it all. Immortal , Gorgoroth and Satyricon all rule. (The bands in this video).

    Dieversity is the true loser.

  • Hahaha, I like black metal, but I hate stereotypical black metal, like the ones they show in here, like Immortal hahaha fuck immortal.

  • It seems that one of the characteristics of some BM fans is deep lack of tolerance. Respect to others!

    When someone shows his/her video, or whatever, I guess the public has the right to comment it. I like heavy metal but I can't call some BM songs as music. That's nothing but humping the drums and raping he guitar with no reason & singing like Tasmanian devil from cartoon. BM FANS, LEARN TO RESPECT OTHER'S OPINION IF YOU WANT THEM TO RESPECT YOURS!

  • Fuckin hilarious!!

    I love good black metal, but pure crap black metal with just blasts and guitars that all sound the same being played purely in minor really is just talentless. I'm pretty sure this song was just a joke though, if it isn't though, then wow, those guys have to be the biggest retards ever lol

  • Damn this shit is just fucking stupid

  • Thrash is ok, but finny how you gave names to bands that are shitty thrash, and are no longer thrash mind you. Listen to the non-radio thrash bands you will find true thrash metal. Megadeth out of that three was decent at best, and actually black metal started thrash. Venom Bathory and Celtic Frost existed before those bands and were the first real thrash bands abd also black metal at the same time

  • black metal didn't start thrash. hardcore punk started thrash. while i prefer black metal to both punk and thrash, i give hxcpunk credit for thrash.

  • It was 'Sons of Southern Parkness' If you get the pun and the South Park images they used. How did you mistake a P as a D

  • Black metal, is... black metal, if you define something black metal, then it's black metal to you, fuck what other people say, why is evreyone so worryd about that?

    like it or not, call it black metal or not and fuck the rest!

  • Damn, there's idiotic people in here O.o Black Metal is great genre, best what I know, but the music in this video is maybe some "Impaled Northern Moonforest" or something.. And people can like any metalgenre they want.. Those who fuck around and advertise BM as only one and true, are posers...

  • Black metal is cool, but who the fuck are these idiots?

  • ... Epic fail.

  • If you dont like this music you must have be a kind of apunishment... =P so fucking pathetic

  • Hail black metal.

    \

    You fucking slaves!

  • Fuck you!!!!!!!! If you don't like black metal you need to die!!!!!!!! Hail Satan!

  • shouldnt you go die since thats all ur shitty music talks about. Look On th brightside sunshine if you kill yourself you can be with ur master...........you can let him fuck u up the ass like the little bitch you are.....yay

  • Not any black metal that I can think off, talks about that you dumb ass!!!! The song are just dark but thats too much for a pussy like you! There is so much going on in the music that is too much for for small brain take. So go turn on your As I gay dying, slipknot, and any other pussy band you like and stay away from real metal!

  • who is as i lay dying......ima go check them out.

    ha real metal huh. this shit is just noise you dumb animal. not even music. as far as what they talk about.....well put it like this

    its just another version of emo except they were more make up and grow their hair out even longer. BUT still sing about the same shit.

  • No as I gay dying is not real metal they suck so bad!! Name me one black metal song that talks about killing yourself in just name one. I can think off oh lets see NONE!!! I can't think of any emo song that has satan in it. BY the way it's not noise it's real metal! They are nothing like emo fags! I hate emo people and people like you! BY the way black metal has been out from the late 70s with Venom! So fuck off and die!

  • thanx for the history lesson fag.

    LMAO

  • faggot, I as lay shitting is GAY METAL!!! Black Metal IS TALENT!! go listen to Nemesis Divina, Hvis Lyset Tar Oss, Black Metal, Under The Sign Of Hell, De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas and thell me it has not talent in it, faggot

  • That's right!!!!!!!!!!!! I just seen Satyricon they kicked ass!!!! I also got a pic with both of them!!! very cool guys!!! Mayhem is one of my favs!!!! Hail Black Metal!!

  • 0:47

    What band is it?

    I have seen it somewhere before.

  • fuck you....black metal will kick your ass.....long live sin \m/

  • \m/

  • Wat --Da- -Hell-- Was- -Dat?

    O-M-G

    Is Dat Song A Make-up Or Wat Da Hell It Is.

  • I don't really think theres anything BUT loser black metal bands :).

    That said, black metal fucking rules.

    Drop acid not bombs!!

  • u suck

    BLACK METAL RULES

  • Shit....you know what the difference is between 3 rabid Rottweilers growling and barking and the kind of vocal work heard here?

    ...abso-got-damn-lutely NONE.

  • Agreed!

  • this band sucks, its just shit, just a disgrace to BM

  • jakokuhne ofcourse they sound different.

    Why do they need to sound the same?

    And it doesn't mean that those three bands aren't creating something called 'the music'..

  • I know they sound different, and i dont think music should sound the same.

    Im just saying that they aren't a Darkthrone-ripoff. :-)

  • Maybe.But both are still music.

  • "Wintermoon" (by Immortal) is one of the funniest shit u can find on web ^^

    Here goes greetings.

  • "THAT is tr00 poser metal!"

    Jeez ppl there is only MUSIC.Why everybody have so much problem with troo/poser thing?....

    Greetings from Poland

  • I hate the words "tr00" and "poser" too.

    But a lot of black metal-fans uses it, usually about bands who are in the mainstream.

    Im using it against bands who just want to be so "true and evil", and just plays this shitty kind of music.

  • poser metal and true metal are differend things

  • I really hate this kind of noisy, ignorant "black" metal!

    There is nothing black or dark in it!

    Naglfar, Xasthur, Marduk, Burzum, Dark Fortress, Carpathian Forest, Graveland and a lot of other bands play black metal as it should be; mystic, dark, and cold.

    All those Darkthrone-ripoffs, playing such lame music, FUCK YOU!

    THAT is tr00 poser metal!

    Its so annoying to hear. And the song in this video sucks too.

  • Every band you just named is a Darkthrone or Mayhem rip off.

  • No, they aren't.

    Does Naglfar, Xasthur or Graveland sound like Darkthrone or Mayhem?

    Not in my ears.

  • I don't give a fuck, it's all shitty, Non Satanic "black metal."

  • Non Satanic?

    There is nothing satanic in Darkthrone and Mayhem either.

  • I never said I liked darkthone or Mayhem, though Euronymous was a Traditional Satanist.

  • immortal are gods...

  • TALENT.! song structure is genious and vocal pattern mindblowing

  • Every music style has its best and worst bands. Metal is plagued with a lot of bullshit cause many people are only in it for the ego trip. There are great metal band even in BM like there are shitty 3 chords band in pop and country music

  • the music did suck but fuck you for putting up pics of gorgoroth and immortal they are both fucking amazing and arent even close to the shitty music on this vid

  • Old Gorgoroth and Immortal sucked.

    Have you heard Call of the Wintermoon?

    Stupid, boring, bad sound.

  • I agree with you on this.

  • Even though I like Black Metal, this was freakin' hilarious.

  • fuck you

  • 0:24 "Hey! Give me my doughnut back!!"

    0:51 WTF? One guy with a pogo stick, one with a plastic toy axe, and one putting his foot up on a spring! LOL!

    1:02 "Hey guys, keep it down! My mom is trying to sleep upstairs."

    1:16 OH MY GOD! They killed Lucifer!!! You bastards!

  • great song, where can i buy this record?

  • i bet u anything

    black metal is better than anything u listen to

    ..u dumb fuck

  • 0:42 im not sure if im wrong, but GAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!! OMG thats problaby the uggliest muthafucka ive ever seen, and with the goat and all, just a fuckin poser

  • 1:00 = LOL! who the fuck is that band?

  • Immortal

  • This IS a crappy black metal band is it a tribute to itself?

  • look at the picture for the vid its the same as the picture

    for the user profile they made this shit one day and went

    and hid like little fagots giggling and playing grab ass

    they are just trying to piss us off they probably don't even

    read this shit its sad attention starved and pathetic.

  • fUCK YOUR GOD!!!MODA FUCKER YOU'RE A FUCK BITH GO TO EAT CHIT MODA FUCKER

  • venom dimmu borgir cradle of filth bathory

    emporor are awesome so screw these vids if you dont like the music then shutup and let the people who do listen to it with out having to hear retards like you whine about it

  • Black metal ROCK, you should just go suck your mothers cock some more!

    dumbfuck!

  • what the flying fuck motherfucker

  • FUCK THIS LAME ASS BITCH!

  • stupid....just...shame...

  • ++ q merdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • "lol" ...

  • black metal for ever and ever

  • Is this a slam poser? \m/ Hail The Black Metal \m/

  • fuck you stupid bastard

  • screw this vid some black metal is good like bathory,venom,dimmu borgir,cradle of filth,so screw this vid and screw new rap music

  • Hahahaha dimmu borgir, and cradle of filth? Dude, your a joke

  • .......

  • You just know every member of any black metal band ever will retreat into their parents basements to play D&D, and feast on cheesey wotsits and Dr.Pepper. They probably collect Klingon replica weapons too, cos they're badass.

  • you probably listen to emo, fag.

  • fuck you

    u probably one of those rap asshole's

    now that sucks.

    fuck u

    hail satan!

  • troll is troll

  • paint corpse + posing for photos = FUCKING POSER!

  • As much as I hate to admit it, I did laugh... But I'll be laughing harder when I burn your church down.

  • There are black metal bands that sound like crap....

    But thats with every music genre or metal sub genre....

    Just like there are very good bands in every genre.

    So why does everybody has to see a video which is filled with nothing then the posters opinion?

    What a work to just say you don't like blackmetal.

  • Hmm.. If U want to make a decent video that's against black metal. But some black metal music in it,and not this home recorded bullocks.

  • black metal sounds funny

  • immortal? haha

  • what the fuck is gorgoroth? c'mmon dude!

  • Dude, you obviously don't know anything about Black Metal.

  • this does suck!! turn up some good black metal!! check out" Dissection - Nights Blood " after you hear that you will not think all black metal sucks!

  • antaginist42 is gay L O L

  • The only thing I like about BM is the attire. The vocals suck, the instrumentals are repetitive. Thumbs-down my comment all you like, flame me all you like, but most of you are too stupid to realize that you're listening to the same chords over and over again.

    P.S. Christ kicks Satan's ass.

  • So what happened? Saw immortal one day and got scared? Seriously go listen to your fucking rap music,if you don't like it then back the fuck off

  • What's the matter? Pretending to like this shit in order to impress your gay lovers?

    Seriously go listen to REAL music, ie. Meat Loaf, Yes, Black Sabbath, The Who, Ozzy, Dio, or Alice Cooper.

  • Ew Arena rock blows almost as much as black metal does. Fuck The Who.

  • Meat Loaf is the only of all those examples that MIGHT be considered arena rock. MIGHT.

    Arena Rock = Rush, Van Halen, KISS, etc.

  • P.S. Yeah, I'm really scared of middle-aged men with painted faces and plastic axes.

  • ur so right only black metal bands i rly like are like gorgoroth, dimmu and cradle, but cradle and dimmu arent even true black metal cuz there music is actually pretty good

    most of it is sadly shit, when they learn to stop using same 4 notes mabey the scene will take a turn for the better

  • Cradle is fucking lame....the only reason they got anywhere was because of their overdramatically "Blasphemous" t-shirts and the fact that they hang on Bam Margeras coattails....and as for Dimmu they were Black metal before "Enthroned Darkness Triumphant" and then they became more Black/Death metal

    so lildread1 may i ask what your definition of true black metal is?

  • when i said dimmu isnt true black metal, i was meaning modern day dimmu because they have alot of melodic death metal influence

    also i think cradle is great but thats my opinion, but rly thinking about it there more very extreme heavy metal then black metal

  • immortal rules

    u suck

  • lol all the cunts that say black metal sucks need to go to norway and say that to mayhems face lol they will literally eat u lol

  • idiot

  • hehehehehehee :D

  • Owned :D

  • I have to agree.

    Immortal kicks ass.

  • black metal suuuuuuckss!!!

  • your name suck too^^

  • hahahahaha go and listen your fucking black shit!

  • And you can go masturbate in front of your Curt Cobain poster, you piece of shit

  • No, Nirvana's just a bunch of Alice Cooper plagiarists. They were jealous of his might but too scared to play music resembling his, so they invented a genre that mixes good music with pop shit, resulting in the mediocre group we call Punks.

    That's my theory to why Nirvana sucks, anyway. Bottom line: They're bad and can't compare to good music

  • Was Nirvana ever consiered "Shock Rock"? no i dont think so....Your Alice Cooper theory is RETARDED....Also Nirvana started the GRUNGE moevement,not PUNK,i dont really think you can put Nirvana in the same classification as the Ramones or the Sex Pistols......so learn your music Genres before you end up making yourself look stupid....oh wait you already did

  • You seriosuly think I'M the dumber of the two of us? You're trying to disprove facts you know are true. Read it in any bio of the band: Nirvana took influences from people such as Hendrix, mixing it with people such as the Kinks (example, not real influence), making their own personal style which pioneered the grunge genre. What si grunge? punk without the weird hair. Moron.

    PS Alice Cooper = Punk's origin

  • Fail, epic fucking fail.

  • Alice Cooper = Punk's origin?... Bollocks, U know shit.

  • He started corpsepaint and yes, on Rhapsody many punk bands I've seen are influenced by him. I'll take a PrntScrn for you if I need to prove your pathetic failure at having the semblance of intelligence wrong.

  • OK...just because some bands are influenced by him does not make him the ORIGIN of punk......Also Alice cooper began his SOLO career in 1975,the RAMONES formed in 1974...Many people regard the Ramones as THE first influential punk band,along with the Sex Pistols and others,i seriously doubt any of the founders of the punk movement were influenced by Alice Cooper or the Alice Cooper group so please tell me which "punk" bands you are talking about

  • As for him starting Corpse paint,thats ridiculous!Ask any TRUE black metal fan or enthusiast and they will tell you that the idea of corpse paint was concieved by the Brazilian band 'SARCOFAGO' who were influenced by the OSKOREI of Norse mythology........Please compare the "corpse paint" of Alice cooper and Kiss to any TRUE black metal band.....Kiss and A.Cooper did it for Shock appearance and Black metal bands started doing it because it was symbolic

  • So do you want proof or not? Too scared to be humiliated or not? Etc.