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  • POOR GUY...

  • I did NOT see that 1 coming

  • Some people have cocks and they can't rock!

  • 2:01 u want some of this bitch?

  • Moved to tears. Thank you for this.

  • @himenesu93... easy, it gets caught in the chains

  • there is no way, he is 19 when he is riding that bike . He dosn't look that young.

  • Okay how the fuck do you lose your penis in a bycicle accident?

  • @himenesu93 you dont want to know :)

  • This song is an inspiration to all of us who have lost our penises in a freak bicycle accident. Jon, you are not alone.

  • Story of my life

  • I'm afraid that's alarming close for not being a real penis.

  • I will never ride a bike again

  • R.I.P his penis...

  • @crossadam lol I can't find the ringtone for my iPhone, sadly :(

  • This is a sad song

  • does he remind anyone else of douglas in IT Crowd?

  • Look at 1:25 - 1:26 in the right side xD

  • Wow haha my new ringtone :D

  • @xiLuvGamingx Everytime my phone rings whoever is around me laughs their ass off, my ringtone is the chorus =]

    0:45

  • RIP Jon's penis, ironicly i pissed on its grave

  • WTF how did this get reccomended for me !

  • imagine if this happened to mc vagina.........

  • I don't have a cock I gotta a clam, but baby believe I can jammmm..... wooo hoooo hooo ooooo oooooooo

  • I... I knew a guy with one ball....

  • @rmosborn78 how did you know he had only one ball?

  • Theminecrafter462 ....uhh noo......it's taco

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  • Is that Shiva form 'The League'?

  • @Theminecrafter462 hes taco on the league

  • she's hot

  • this should have alot more views

  • 0:50

    fu.ck

    report

    

  • wouldnt it be wierd if you were at your penis's funeral with you parents

  • 0:50 wtf

  • @metwo18

    jep thats a flaccid penis with one tasticle!

  • LOL at the penis in the jar at 1:26 haha

  • Is that chik an older Rebecca Black????????

  • well, i guess he stoped listening to his penis...

  • So hiid

  • yea Scared For Life.

  • Just because I don't have cock. It doesn't mean I can't rock!!!! awesome :D

  • "want some of this bitch", not today:(

  • SNOWFLAKES

  • 1,000 people lost their penis in a bike accident

  • @THUBRICH no no 1,000 people still have their penis

  • @THUBRICH Incorrect there are several more people

  • Aww poor Steve. :/ I hate to see him sad.

  • Justin Bieber should sing this song. It would be so fitting.

  • @TurquoiseCowboy Why the hell do you idiots insist on mentioning that dickless faggot on every good video? FUCK OFF.

  • @ArceusX7 Gee, sounds like you're in a good mood. If you agree that he's a dickless faggot, why not spread the word? Why would you hate on people you agree with? And people don't mention him in every good video, that's an exaggeration.

  • @TurquoiseCowboy ArceusX7 does have a point. People use him in EVERY video trying to be funny. It really is overused and just not funny.

  • @kingfoorthwal Well yeah, I suppose the jokes are getting old. This was the first time I've mentioned him, but I forgot about everyone else mentioning him in other videos. He's such an easy target, which is probably why people are getting sick of the jokes

  • @TurquoiseCowboy I have spread the word. Yes i do see that comment in every music video that is made now. Browse through some stuff and you'll see the stupidness.

  • omg Steve is crying ;(

  • haha didn't expect that.. nice one :D

  • thumbs up for sec 53 no pens classic

  • some of Lajoie's greatest work.

  • 998 people are guys who have no penises

  • I havnt heard this song and i swear i thought it was just an intentionally cheesy R&B video. Then i got to the chorus and died laughing :P

  • Ow my penis hole!

  • oh steve, you need to be in more songs

  • 2:00 "You want some of this bitch?" guy paying his respects to Jon's penis... There's a sentence you don't hear much often!

  • how romantic

  • Everytime I hear this song I know I'm supposed to laugh, but I can't, it's a really sad one :(

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  • 0:50

  • ...i also lost one testical so all i have is a wierd uniball and a rubber tube between my leeeeeegs...

    best part of the song :)

  • HOW COME THIS ISNT FLAGED?

  • @shanedawsonfan28 because its fucking awesome

    

  • @shanedawsonfan28 if you don't want to watch it, be a lame loser and don't watch it. I'm wearing a shirt that says "show me your genitals" on it. When I go to the grocery store in twenty minutes, no one is going to be able to flag me as inappropriate!

  • but if you had sex in 2003 in everyday normal guy and you lost it in 1999 how it possible

  • @DanielFerro75 with the rubber tube ;D

  • ah fuckin hilarious

    

  • I used to have a P*enis, but then I took an arrow on the.. well, you know where...

  • @Ryu576 But u still can make girls wet with a thuum?

  • i wanna chainsaw that girl

  • If he lost his penis in 1999, why are they in the hospital together with the doctor at 1:15?

  • how did i get here my mom clicked this cause somthing for my homework and now im grounded for like a month lol

  • If that happened to me I'd the doctors to cut my actual head cut off

  • it's ok he is so male that he has 3 penis

  • I wonder if this is true?

  • 995 people have no penis

  • Посоны этот трек рулит! Плюсуйте, кто согласен!

  • I speak English rather well, but I still have some difficulties in pronouncing words, I have a typical Slavic accent

  • @MazAlex161 Не волнуйтесь, никто не знает, как произносится английски право в любом случае

  • Fuck 1999!

  • Jon, your movies and songs are cool! Russia loves you!

  • @MazAlex161 It seems that you learned english only to hear Jon. Thats awsome. OURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • i just cant get enough of this guys lyrics. DUDE U ALWAYS MAKE MY DAY

  • Lmfao. Hilarious.

  • 50 likes ill sing it to my girl friend and ill record an put it on my chnnel

  • ho-ly shit you look like tom brady in this vid and thats pretty funny since i am certain he also doesnt have a cock

  • 0:49 - Jon shows us his genitals!

  • The Return of Nino Perone!! YES!!!

  • wtf collective 3 was leaked!

  • but why u have mustache still?

  • 0:48 mother of god...

  • 0:48 WHAT THE FUCK!

  • OMG STEVE!!!

  • Dildos, they solve everything in a relationship

  • This time HE showed US his genitals!

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  • @spaktor95 i know D: Ill do it when have time. Fucking exams -.- This should be funny :L

  • 2:00 you want some of this bitch :'-(

  • 995 people are, well... listen to the song and you'll figure it out.

  • But do you still come too fast ?

  • @bubuslk ALL OVER HER FACE, UNTIL HER HEAD FLIES BACK!

    back back and to the left

    back, back and to the left,

    for your safety wear a helmet and a semen proof vest!

    yeah!

  • I wish I was a girl so I could be a lesbian

  • @steinerkids I hear they have an operation for that

  • @steinerkids what the fock!!!

  • Holly Sh***. After watching this video i'll never ride my bicycle like the way i used to. I'm scared as hell!

  • i dont get it....why would he have to tell her he has no junk when they were together before his accident?

  • Jon, this has to be your lamest song I've heard yet.

    I love it.

  • uniball!

  • He was Nineteen when it got cut off, its been 12 years so he has to be 31 now

  • Just cause I don't have a cock, it doesn't mean I can't rock!!

  • :-)))))))))))))))

  • XD is this fcking hilarious

  • Thumbs up if u think that torn of penis is grose.

  • Hes 19??

    

  • @metalonly755 He WAS nineteen when the accident happened. in 1999. so now he's 31 i guess.

  • How is this nut PG18???

  • 0:50 gross lol

  • 0:50

    Now get disturbed as I did, fuck.

  • Damn she's hot !

  • You can call me. I have one!!

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  • @ReverseThisCurseHD ur fuckd.

  • @ReverseThisCurseHD So... Do it :D

  • @ReverseThisCurseHD Check your comment 

  • @ReverseThisCurseHD So - have you sung it to her yet?

  • @ReverseThisCurseHD u havnt posted it because u havnt got a girlfriend virgin boy

  • Don't worry Jon, you may have lost your penis, but you still got the upper head.. At least one head remains.. :p 

  • Just because I don't have a cock, it doesn't mean I can't rock!

  • @ColtonFenix go suck on dzane peezy's chode and get a philly fake out

  • of lewisburg tn mchs

  • This song is dedicated for logan king and dane pickle.

  • @ColtonFenix damnit go fuck your granny and die

  • I like this side of him better.

  • STEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • First time I saw this I nearly laughed MY penis off.

  • great song :D

  • This man is KING OF KINGS!!!

  • at least he survived

  • I am so chainsaw-ing stoked that I'm going to his show in Winnipeg on Nov. 20

  • hahahahahahah

  • Hudgens? 

  • 992 also lost their penis' in a bicycle accident in 1999. 

  • lmfao jon your the best . lol rolmfao

  • 0:50

  • love that hes sitting and playing a piano but theres no piano in the song

  • this song made me cry

  • I want chainsaw that girl...

  • that looks like my penis at 0:50 big eh?? ;)

  • All I have is one weird uniball and the rubber tube between my leg.... hahahahah!!!!!

    Never tought I heard that in a song!!!!!!!!!!

  • Who's the woman in the vid?

  • i felt sad watching this.

  • wow shit how the hell ... is that a prob penis or is that your baby doll.. :P although it looks like chicken skin just oddly enough looks just like a penis.. either or it still kicks ass

  • 3:04 Got is cock in a bottle! Ya!

  • Disgusting!

  • If you like this type in "Everyday Lazy guy" it's really funny

  • STEVE!!!