Ask A Ninja Question 71 - Do's and Don't's

[PARHARIDOU]

The best advices ever! also, for a foreigner like myself, the speed on which you talk, is the best way to improve my english :P

[firefightress007]

DO spend years of training with several masters, that will get you a lot of practice

DON'T spend any years training with masters of the universe action figures

[rickyirishman]

uhh you know your disrespecting ninjas right you do know you are shiting on the name right

[whatidoknow]

you just got donted!

[baseballgirl1313]

DO hurt like you've never been loved

DON'T even go there

XD *just about died*

[myelementallove]

Is it true that ninjas are forbidden from teaching their own children?

Usagi

[TheAnythinger]

all I heard during the trucker part was "...my shoelace is too shallow..." lol

[SuneTheMairn]

2:26 nearly killed me xD

[chickenwing1356]

how do you eat popcorn ? (---

[michael1734]

do learn all poisionus creature including the ones that bite dont learn all the poision songs the really do bite lol

[TheOnlyNameLeftt]

SOULS TO EEEEEAT!

[deleriumschild]

20 years!!!!!



[SiriusMined]

Axis and Allies!

[HunterWarrior]

I live in downtown Phoenix Arizona and I don't fit into either of those categories! =' <

[1988malo]

hahaha so friggin funny ive learned so mutch!

[theorangejelousy]

1:30 hhahahahahahhhaha pricless

[myfinalfantasy12]

Come on back on da flip-flap I got it tight on my toes n' my shoelace just shot a biscuit c'mon LOL!!!

[PokeKinz566]

Don't befriend anyone from Pheonix Arizona because they are either old and rambling or young and getting drunk at Matt Liners house.

[RezoNecro]

this guy is fucking hilarious!!!!!A true Ningenious

[benster500]

LOL

[flmewarrior14]

your head explode from the knowledge that ninja speaks and lethaly shares.

[JPCProductions4]

they r very loyal firebirds

[Gavin17259]

DO seek enlightenment!

DON'T turn on the light in order to see!

lol 2:53

[bolender91]

Do think every one wants to kill Dont kill every one yet

[BongaFish]

You just got DON'Ted!

[Meadeboyy]

he forgot: DO kill evrything that moves Dnt kill urself if u move lol

[TaurisMemnon]

@Meadeboyy DO kille everything that moves, DONT move everything you kill....unless its feng shue.

[SniperFi7]

Bruce Lee managed to kill Chuck Norris, and Bruce Lee was a terrible ninja! Now aint that the truth!!!!

[Alkanizator]

did anyone ever ask him if hes scared of chuck norris =P

[AnimaTempli101]

people have but he's never answered

[rikimaru700]

He's never afraid of Chuck norris. a ninja can defeat him. it may take a few thousand ninjas but it can be done

[q3noodle2]

Chuck Norris IS a Ninja

[Katalyzt]

Hey! "Fanboy" was a funny movie!

Katalyzt

[RichieHaas]

dont learn all the poison songs they all bite. LOL

[Tigerof]

2:31 HAHA

[braden66152]

Flawless career! LOL!

[lensakai719]

my best friend died from a brain scooping from an invisible Hellhog..

[lilcryingangel]

Hellhound

[jarrii]

same...

sorry for your loss...

[frenchfrey65]

or they're young and get drunk at matt leinert's house LMAO XD, burn baby burn...

[horkaveh]

1:47 HAHA! :)

true, he talks way to fast and the cuts are worse the the old ones, but still really good though :D

[souperpoop]

i dont think he talks any faster than when he started... except the reading the question which is fine

[horkaveh]

Okey.. thank you for clearing that up?

[tigertalk12]

Awesome! This was hilarious!! ...I never thought anywhere in Arizona would ever get mentioned in one of these ^^

[thegrim418]

this dudes sounds just like my friend dakoda. talks like him too

[LilShaggy82]

these newer videos suck he talks way to fast....

[Weirdo300]

yeah they still funny though

[thegrim418]

i think i got donted

[Bladethepokefreak]

Rule number 2 is hard to follow...ALL OF THE NUMBER 2'S

[paris9pink]

DAMN, BRAH, YOU JUST GOT DON'TED!

[Smataba]

putting this video together looks like a hassle ...

so many cuts...but funny

[JerryLynnDavis]

"to be or don't to be"

lol

[Dazshabang]

I am now trained in the way of the ninjaxD

[Asger1703]

... wtf is a hellhog?!?

[coltmck]

lol did he say hellhog?

[OurFinalHour]

Sometimes you can be a ninja and a comman man at the same time

[AtumKadmon]

Most ninja were common men. Note the proliferance of farming tools evolved into weapons.

[STRIKER520]

That was on the history channel good show.

[NUTAC555]

axe lol

[likeuntomoroni]

The thing about phoenix az is true, it sucks i just moved here and leaving in two weeks,

and neil patrick harris is gay, proven fact

[thasidmanbiotch]

NPH may be gay. But a good damned actor.

"i got games and theory" NAME THE MOVIE! You get an internet dollar if you win.

[DCxltrue]

"Starship Troopers"

[tomomersey]

harold and kumar

[JvDucks4Life]

trucker talk lmaoo

my favourite part :)

[cooltv4]

trucker talk LOLOL that is one of the funniest thing i heard from ask a ninja

[SentaiBlack1123]

I agree on the phoenix, Arizona thing he said

[raikiri23]

omg his name is wes

Wes asks a ninja!

hey thats me

[Garsplodez]

No his name is ninja. :P

[Darkwatch55]

woow.

he's right about the pat benatar thing.

wtf?

[xzaat]

You just got Don'ted! haha!

[adz2005329]

do use a gud seal to protect ur bow staff dont use a good bow staff to protect ur seal HAHHA

[FrayGirl123]

2:32-2:37 LOL!! XD

[minders1500]

AGREED!!!!!

[unluckyme2255]

"Dont turn on the lights to see...its not Ninja" lol xD

[AmandaFields]

But I WANNA TOUCH A NINJA!'s penish >.> XD lmao XD especially the ask a ninja guy's XD

[lovealways73]

i toke the did tht u thought i was going to do and i don'ted it! lol lol

do:hurt like you never loved

dont: go there *snap*

[Xerzio]

dont forget to sneak away before the smoke clears hahahahaha

[Sylar03]

Damn, bra. You just got don'ted!

[sablesoul]

Do: Hurt like you've never been loved

Don't: Even go there *snap*

ROFLLL

[daso95]

who make this stuff

[maryXvictor]

i'm from arizona, i'm not old; and totaly against drinking.

what evers still funny

[Livinitlargeinabin]

"Ex's don't really get the whole idea of SHUT UP!"

Total genius, lol

[Anakim08]

AHAHAHAHA!!!!

[dude98769876]

ha ha ha

[Xozio]

When he was talking about the handbook... and he was done talking I said: DO! ... and then he said: you wanted me to say Do now didn't ya?

I was like: O_O WUT...DE...HEALLL O_O like talking to him in person x'D

I got don'ted T_T *noob*

[NinjaNO2]

the trucker talk ".....myshoelacejustshotabiscu­tc'mon" ROFL

[slayershayne]

nice vid man

[knoxtryb]

LOL DONT KEEP TOUCHING NINJAS!!!!

[VelvetVixen21]

I look forward to doing the Ninja soon :)

[Edgemaster000]

You know what they say! Theres a don't do and a doodoo you may not always like the doodoo.

[drod0886]

I couldn't catch what he said but this part sounded funny.

"Dont touch a lot of ninjas. It's creepy, annoying and a good way to end up apendixless."

I think he said appendixless.

[saracennian]

Actually he said "APPENDAGE-less".

[trifarce101]

Appendages. he said Appendages. (aka, limbs)

[MangaMonkey565]

my shoelaces just shot a biscuit comon

[ChaosJoe12321]

hey im from phx and im not drunk or old and rambling

[yumyumchokky]

not rules per say, just mandatory guidelines

XD

[MAXPWNAGELOL]

lol

[natheng]

The trucker talk was the best part.

[dinky2donut]

he said "my shoelace just shot a biscuit" lol

sry if i spelt that wrong

[2SunMedia]

I'm still watching XD

[SnapeLilyForever]

YOU JUST GOT DONTED!

[clayisclueless]

lol

[frostythesasquatch]

I don't understand why it's so difficult to decipher the video for "Shadows of the Night." The video for "Love is a Battlefield" is way weirder.

[NecrosisOfLight]

One of the best episodes lol

[dreampoem123]

the only rule is to be a ninja

[braden66152]

Ha!

[Shocksauce]

YOU JUST GOT DONTED!

[SIMPDUDE]

Aww hell, I got don'ted.

[dragonfire2323]

Awesome as always! Ask a ninja is the best out there. I just wish I knew how I could ask him a question.

[Croga15]

email him. He has his email on his site

[339194]

longer than usual, but cool

[KnightKiller1000]

Another great vid, but confusing ^O^'''''???