MW3 Spawn Snipe - 06 - Lockdown (Modern Warfare 3® Tutorial)

[harrisonkenwood]

Make love, not war. Condoms are cheaper, anyways -.-'

[OmegaRipper501]

mrpixel has had it twice

[slight95]

**insert funny joke here**

[ultimatewin12]

I was able to get a 4 piece with the defensive spawn snipes.

[nigguhintheclouds]

Thumbs up if you got your copy of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 for free at bit.ly\getmw3free

[AGFA1TH]

amazing truly amazing

[xRatedEditzzHD]

Q: what did the penis say to the condom

A: cover me am going in

[streetcred1900]

Friend: I hate you, sorry that was my cat.

Other Friend: haha ok:)

Friend: wanna hear a secret?

Other Friend: sure.

Friend: I don't have a cat

[MrFacebuster]

yo is there and continuity to this spawn snipe?????

[TheMaxamillion44]

whats the difference between a black guy and shit in a pot? the pot

[YURISALVATION]

a wife tells her husband

"a bull has sex 3000 times a year. why can't we?"

the husband replies

"ask the bull if he fucks the same miserable cow every day"

[Eaaf02]

@YURISALVATION LOLOL

[TheAsianBread]

How many COD players does it take to change a lightbulb?

100.

1 to change it and 99 others to complain and say how the old one was better.

[kfeat3]

Thanks jap, got my first quad today using this technique, props to you!

[ronrod13]

Obomas real name is Oboma Ben laden

[TheShadyboy23]

I was going to say a gay joke.... butt fuck it

[Dilthedock3r]

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are running from the cops. They hide on

a potato farm. They crawl into some potato bags. The first cop pokes the

bag with the brunette in it. She says, "Meow." The cop confirms that it is

just a cat. The second cop pokes the bag with the redhead in it. She says,

"Woof." The cop says that it is just a dog. The third cop pokes the bag

with the blonde in it. She say in her sweetest voice, "Potato."

[megaman25ful]

I walk into McDonalds and here three bangs. I say "What's going on back there". Then someone behind the counter says "Let me ask you a question. Have you ever wondered what our secret sauce is?"

[mont4g3m4k3r5]

Why isnt osama bin laden playable in mw3?

[NathLFC1994]

I hate how many french people play call of duty 4 these days.

You usually end up getting a host ended game before a shot has even been fired

[TheLethalWB]

Mw3 just came out in Iraq and afghanistan but they didn't call it mw3 they called it the sims!!!! Like if you get it.

[blackopsfrikinkiller]

who hates it when your taking a crap and the water splashes onto your balls and ass whole 

[DwayneDyer3]

Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:

"Man it's hot in here!!!!"

The other muffin exclaims,

"Look a talking muffin!!!!"

[bigbanana169]

Whyd so many black people die in vietnam?

Because when the general said get down they all started dancing.

[blackopsfrikinkiller]

@bigbanana169 ive heard that a million times 1 year ago in ELEMENTRY SCHOOL

[Michael0114PS3]

@bigbanana169 Racist...

[MyDogSnores5]

guy1: whats a really cool similarity between a rubix xube and a penis? guy2: uhmmm what?

guy1: the more you play with them, the harder they get.

[MyDogSnores5]

roses are red. violets are blue. no one cares. your adopted.

[MyDogSnores5]

guy: whats green and white and has 1 wheel? girl: a green and white unicycle? guy: good. whats green and red and has 2 wheels? girls: a green and red bicycle? guy: good. whats green and blue and has 3 wheels? girl: a green and blue tricycle. and this is dumb. guy: good, and its fine. whats green and yellow and has 4 wheels? girl: a green and yellow car. guy: last one. whats green and has 5 wheels? girl: *scratches head* i really dont know. guy: i dont know either...BUT UR MOMS A WHORE!!!

[tomcrowe100]

To all the men out there. Tell the next girl you see that you bet she can't touch her belly button with both elbows. They won't be happy but who cares :)

[xKnitex]

Womens Rights. Boom

[DensoOG]

how many fingers do u have? - ask your sister

[mailman4360]

my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pics of her with another guy in bed.....so i sent them to her dad

justice

[MrBiggysmallz911]

i used to be a cod gamer like you until i took a skyrim to the pc

[RAWRImBarneyHD]

@MrBiggysmallz911 get the fuck out-______-

[lennie]

On the defense spawn you can actually lay down to the right of that car right in-front of the spawn and you can see into the doorway across the way and the back tunnel on the right.

[ReasonSnipers]

A girl once said to me , your not funny at all , i went to ham mode and said , would you wear gloves if you had no hands ? she obviously answered ' no you idiot , Then i said ' why bother wearing a bra then ? .

[AlamoHD1]

I'm the 305th viewer SUCK IT BITCHES

[andybillips]

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.

[EvRSniping]

Ok there is a man and his wife. The woman makes her husband make a Facebook account. When the man gets to create a password he puts in 'mypenis' the computer says " sorry to short" and the woman laughs.

[DrRobrez]

These videos are very professionally done. Kudos, sir.

[Masterman204]

this is somthing i want to know on your other videos how do u edit it what do u use cause it looks brilliant with the slow mo thats what i really want to know

[Ziggyarballo]

I can't stand being in a wheelchair....

[NuK3ClanTV]

When were playing we usually spawn trap on A Flag, so we cap C and B :) 

[iPoWaZz]

a man and a women are lying in bed, the woman tries to snuggle up to the man but he completely blanks her and starts playing on his ds. then the women says to the man 'baby, get me all warm and wet' 'gladly' the man replies and pisses the bed

[LAXMAN028]

Stop knifin the air flame

[55southpark100]

Joke: Woman's rights

[Master17528]

You should do a throwing knife spawn kill episode.. Just saying:)

[MrRobbiesVids]

Guy says: is a chicken a mammal

second guy says: yes of course

first guy:no it is not

second guy: ye haveyou ever heard of a chicken breast sandwich

[hud4995]

So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra...

[scottt923]

@TeamAdvanOfficial Thanks mate :)

[louismerlin1]

A kid wakes up in the middle of the night and goes to his parent's room,

He askes: Dad, what are you two doing?

His Dad replies: " We're making you a little brother"

So the kid says: " Arh, Dad, do her doggystyle, I want a puppy

[MalekeAndNickShow]

Really... This is a private match

[TehEPD]

@MalekeAndNickShow congratulations.

[LOLDOGS85]

ur a faggot

[henkekk]

i easiest guns to do good with assaults rifles, smgs, snipers, lmgs, shotguns.. What gun is IW planning on nerfing? A shotgun..

[Huzaifah15]

Hey I've Seen You Do Sniping Spawns For SnD but, Can You Do All The Maps For Domination.I Play Plenty Of Snd But When I Get Bored i lay Domination For More Kills, So If You Would Kindly Just Add Domination To Your Sniping Spawns.And BTW This Gives You More Videos So You Get More Subscribers. Thanks I Hope You Read This And This Isn't A Span For You To Check Out My Channel.Cause My Channel Is there For More Room For Vault Space Or Fileshares. Thanks For Your Time.

[whippedtree]

i wasnt that drunk!

dude, you shot my dads car because you thought it was a decepticon!

[whippedtree]

Guy Says: how do you make my dick 20 inches?

Girl: i dont know

Guy: Fold it in half!

[imIceJinx]

Now as old age approaches It sure gives me the blues To see it hang its little head And watch me tie my shoes.

[imIceJinx]

Q: What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs? A: A clit round the ear and a flap across the face

[TheMUHDJAZZ]

Theres a girl in my school that i don't like and she changed her facebook status to "suicidal, standing on the edge of a cliff " So I poked her...

[scottt923]

There was a question in my Biology test which asked us to, "Draw the female reproductive organ."

As the exam was progressing, I saw a girl look between her legs,

so I shouted at the top of my lungs, "Sir, she's copying!"

[xxIL0gANxx]

@scottt923 You won :3

[UltimateFailChannel]

@xxIL0gANxx I know mate :)

[WaterMeLawn]

I always look for a girl who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a girl who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future. :D

[mp5155]

"Girl is over her boyfriend house" Boy:(Playing Xbox) Girl:(sitting on the boys bed sad) Boy:Whats wrong babe? Girl:Oh nothin Boy:(Turns off Xbox) Girl:Why did you stop playing? Boy:Cause my baby girl is more important than my xbox Girl:Awh(smiles) Boy:(cuddles with her in bed) Boy:I love you Girl:I love you too Boy&girl:(stare into each other eyes) Girl:(Fall asleep in boys arms)♥ ^^^^^^^^^^ boy switches on cod again

[MegaJoko666]

I have a mustache for you, nvm. I'll shave it for later

[TheSpider2017]

I was gonna make and row to the knee joke but I took an arrow to the knee... ZING!

[SyKoRain]

in the backside of the stairs ;)

[zRuiNs]

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!

[JJew24beast]

I used to get spawn snipes, then I took a vagina to the dick

[Nealsson1]

I like turtles because they are so chill and like "hey, im going to take a swim and Im will take my time to get there. Because Im a Turtle"

[jacobnewman97]

Your Mums Rated E for Everyone...

[Ethan554]

kid: Dad why did you name me Daedalus is it because you love Greek mythology?

dad: No its because you managed to break the Trojan Wall.

[HellVeryCold]

Three people having sex is threesome...

Four people having sex is foursome...

Then now i know why they call you handsome...

[J7Edits]

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

[AcFunkyFresh]

Why do birds fly? Beacause they can

[scottt923]

What makes a girl go "mmmmmmm"?

Duct tape.

[a2nboy09]

In Soviet Russia Comment Post You!

[AlgenisGx419]

i suck di*k for 1600 msp point or 3 month xbox live

[1RAYMANDK1]

What do you do if a 5 years old boy is crying?

- You pull it out.

What are black people most afraid of, when they're out swimming?

- The toilet flush

What is the difference between a black man and a bucket full og shit?

- The bucket

What is the difference between a sandwich and a dead baby?

- I don't eat my sandwich after i came inside of it.

[Klayman127]

what is the worst part about eating a vegetable? the wheel chair. *_*

[scottt923]

The house was empty so I put porn on full volume and started masturbating.

This is why I'm a shit robber.

[ImTheBanisher]

Your blood is red,

your face is blue,

if im a noob,

wtf are you?

[TheMUHDJAZZ]

This girl I don't like in school changed her Facebook status to "suicidal, standing on the edge of a cliff " so I poked her...

[QuickSlashHD]

@TeamAdvanOfficial

THAT'S THE TRUE! :D

[Jaycere2k8]

The wife's heard that dark chocolate is less fattening. Now the thick cow's started eating it with the light off

[Shay2092]

Girl: Do you believe in puppy love? Boy: I tried it once, but their assholes are too small.

[QuickSlashHD]

The reason Santa is so damn happy all the time is because he knows where all the bad girls live:-P

[NichoNukes]

MePiixelHD what's your psn name????

[MisterPiiXeLHD]

@NichoNukes MrPiiXeL

[NichoNukes]

A brain walks into a bar and asked for a beer..

The man says no..

Brain says why..

Man says " because your already out of your head"..

[NichoNukes]

In a race when people say they are kicking your ass doesn't that mean they are behind you

[MisterPiiXeLHD]

@NightBoy103 Haha :D think if I make it a 3rd time xD haha thanks man ;)

[xxprosniqerxx18]

Boobs

[Th3H0lySh0t]

so a bartender in training starts serving at a bar, and her first customer comes up to her and says, " I'd like a BJ please."

The waiter smacks him and he points to the list of drinks that has Blue Jasper on it. Embarrassed she apologizes and makes a drink.

The next time a customer comes and he says,"I'd like a BJ please."

She says that'll be 10 bucks. The guy says oh thats pretty cheap and unzips his pants

[blackoutdynamite11]

I was abandoned as a child and raised by jollyranchers

[MrYummyBeanz]

Fellow JAP! :)



[immortalzombie55]

Racist are pigs penisis

 are white

[theasiankevin1]

School is like a dick. It's long and it's hard unless ur asian

[MegaSlinky]

There are 3 friends

Friend 1:I bet I have the smallest hand in the world.

Friend 2:I bet I have the smallest foot:

Friend 3: I bet I have the smallest penis in the world.

Later In the Guiness Book of World Records

Friend 1: I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST HAND!

Friend 2: I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST FOOT!

Friend 3: WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER?!

[msterguy]

What does a gay horse when he's hungry? " Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay."­

[ModernWarfareee3]

I used to make jokes then I took an arrow to the knee.... "/

[TheBenMoose]

Three boys were messing around at school. The boys names were pee, trousers and dick. Trousers was jumping up and down on the tables, dick was hiding in the teachers cupboard and pee was running around screaming. When the teacher came back in and saw all the three boys she got angry and shouted "that's it! Trousers Down, dick out, pee in the corner"

[noah123260]

well, i was at work the other day and a name came up on the computer screen and the name was Megan Bumguardner i guess she was into some up hill gardening, im still kinda curious whos the man in the relationship though.

[imTequaL]

i might say the same as this MisterPiiXeLHD guy so i have a chance of wining.

[LeBossLeMe]

There was a guy drowning,there came a boat to help him they asked if he needed help

The guy answer and says its ok God will help me the boat left.

Then another boat came and said the same as the one before "you need help?"

The guy answer is still the same "its ok God will help me" ,the boat left.

Then tha guy drowned and went to heaven and he asked God why he didnt help him God says

"I sent you 2 boats you DUMMIE"

[MrShAneR23]

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you cant hide your friends under the couch

[MusicProfil]

i wasnt that drunk!

dude, you threw my hamster screaming I CHOOSE YO PIKACHU!

[Nuffcakes]

My wife is like a DFS sofa.

There was 0% interest for the first year, and when she starts to look old and tired, I'll dump her in a pond.

[Blademastell]

How do you record Video and Audio ? 

[1956Xman]

@Blademastell You record video and audio with video and audio recording. Pineapple.

[Michael0114PS3]

*Two Hikers were Walking along a trail.*

One of them Gets Bit by a RattleSnake and the other Calls the Hospital

Unbit Hiker: I think my friend's dead.

Doctor: First lets make sure he's actually dead.

There was a pause of silence and a Gunshot is heard.

Hiker: Now What?

[AlmightyCritic]

cool man.

[xDaniel95]

Saw the funniest comment on the Dome spawnsnipe episode.

But it's not like that, here the good one is:

Boy: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?

Girl: Sure.

Boy: forget it, it's too long..

Girl: Wanna hear a joke about my vagina?

Boy: Sure.

Girl: Forget it, you wont get it...

Boy: Yeah, I bet it's very diry..

[QuickSlashHD]

@xDaniel95

Hell Yeah! But it's old too... ;)

[xDaniel95]

@QuickSlashHD touche bro, touche.

[MisterPiiXeLHD]

*Two drunken men are talking*

Man1: I am planning to buy the world.

Man2: You can't!

Man1: Why?

Man2: I am not going to sell it.

[QuickSlashHD]

You like cars you, like we know, said Santa Claus and leave your finger on the boy's nose. And you like the pussy boy said. For the smell of your finger ......

[QuickSlashHD]

Sex is like a gas station. Sometimes you get full service, sometimes you have to ask for service and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self ..!!!!!!

[MisterPiiXeLHD]

*Boyfriend and Girlfriend showering together*

Girl: " Baby I want you to do bad things to me"

Guy: *Puts shampoo in her eyes*

[MisterPiiXeLHD]

Hahaha ;D Thanks lol I AM FUNNY x)

and I got 1780 Followers on a joke app...

Named: Jokebox

[scottt923]

@MisterPiiXeLHD Could I add you on Psn, I'm tenth and we could play together?

[MisterPiiXeLHD]

@scottt923 yeah sure :D

what's your psn? :)

[scottt923]

@MisterPiiXeLHD ScottsMacintosh

[QuickSlashHD]

@MisterPiiXeLHD Can I add too!!?!? :D

[MisterPiiXeLHD]

@QuickSlashHD yeah sure :) my psn is MrPiiXeL

and I can delete some people cuz i think my friend list is full xD

[QuickSlashHD]

@MisterPiiXeLHD I will add you sooon =D

[MisterPiiXeLHD]

@QuickSlashHD cool :) visit my channel? :D

[TheFaxboy]

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

[QuickSlashHD]

Very Nice, I ment your TV =D (ED)

[scottt923]

Sometimes I cover myself in vaseline and pretend to be a slug

[TheFaxboy]

Bout bloody time!

[americantradegy]

these are epic, but i think ill never be able to hit any of these coz im so unlucky: (

[BradRegina75]

1st like



[IPerkulatorI]

@BradRegina75 I beg to differ good sir

[Rhytmatic]

COOKIE :D