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  • You wasn't serious about "I WILL ATE YO FACE!!" NO NO NO NO NOO WHAT" I WILL EAT (EAT NOT ATE YOU SLIMY BASTARD) YOUR FACE" GOSH .... SAY- I WILL EAT YOUR FACE -NOW SAY IT 10 times TODAY Then 20 TIMES NEXT WEEK THE 50 TIMES NEXT MONTH THEN ONCE NEXT YEAR!!! Then creator a new and improved video showing your improvement in the" English " Language... i just got done watching a Mexican talk about "ENGLISH" SAYING IT SUCKS ! well.................... NOW I SEE WHY HE SAID IT GOD UNBELIEVABLE

  • fake

  • they'll lick you to death! scary...

  • it was a walrus

    

  • SURPRISE BUTTSEX!

  • Manatee is offering "free hug day"

  • "i mad this slide show cuase manatees ar awesum and da coolest aminals ever."

    People who can't spell "made", "cause", "are", "awesome", or "the" don't have any business calling anyone a moron. In fact, you don't have any business dicking around online when you should be in a remedial English class.

  • 0:11 Manatee + Shark = LOVE

  • there useless thing look stupid nothin cool bout em search lion vs hyena now thats cool

  • @NUFC19931 but theres nothin cool bout you either

  • The shark should have killed it

  • @TheTWANANATOR NO! NOOOOOOOOOO!

  • Liked it.

  • "Hug! c:"

    "HELL NO. D:<"

  • "Lets be friends"

    shark "GET. ME. OUT."

  • Surprise bitch! Manatee revolution!

  • Manatees are vegietarian.. Lol

  • SURPRISE BUTT SEX! xD

  • How could people mistake something that roly-poly for a mermaid?

  • Oh the hu-MANATEE

  • @EchoArchAngel  LOL!

  • the shark took away the manatee's idea ball

  • I was mildely amused. Until I actually had to think about what happens to the space-time continuum if a manatee will ate my face.

  • One of the gayest videos on YouTube.

  • @zsoneal21 go back to the weird side of youtube and watch your R-rated porn or listen to dubstep or something, stop trolling. I hate when people like you post this crap. If you're not intersted in something that automatically makes it gay. Guess what? The world (and the internet, for that matter) does not revolve around you. Maybe some people find this very amusing.

  • GO GET HIM MANATEE!

  • The shark forgot his rape Quayle at home that will teach him

  • 0:18: i am sure it smells like hell...^^ (for both sides) ^^

  • i will 'ate' your face?

  • That's first manatee is a freakin' huge one.

  • damn!!! ZixxNation had a fuckin stroke!! way to go dumbass!!! you got pissed off over a video. what a dick!!!

  • KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKK

  • @ZixxNation well this is ur fault for watchin the video

  • and THIS is why i luv manatees

  • you fuckin suck never post anything ever again you fuckin faggot.. theres 33 seconds of my life wasted

  • @ZixxNation do you realize that posting that comment took more time? Not that it matters, most of your life is probably wasted if you have time to post offensive comments on cute youtube videos.

  • One day I woke up and a Manatee was standing over my bed.

    My phone was nearby so I took a picture of him and I think the flash scared him away.

  • manatees... gods little speed bumps in the water

  • awe it just wanted some kisses and hugs

  • yeah, thats the truth about the manatee, its just that they are to cute

  • Why was the host from Mythbusters attacking a shark?

  • this is pretty funny ;D

  • What did I ever do to you manatee?

  • Manatee- "Can we be friends?"

    Great White Shark (and the best animal in the world)- "NOOOOOO!"

  • Don't you dare think of speeding in your boat!! Or we will photoshop a manatee attacking your boat! Wow....

  • i thought it was fucking the fins off that shark...

  • it's snuggling the shark to death

  • "let's be friends"

    "NO"

  • REAL

  • you cant possibly have not expected this when you clicked on the video

  • It must be that time of the night.. i actually laughed at this.

  • suprize butt secks

  • manatee:nom nom

    shark :I'm frikkin blind!!!

  • I dont think he was attacking that shark... >.>

  • . . . . . . shopped

  • i knew manatees are natural rapists :D

  • xDDDDDD the walrus brain eater is the best one xDDDDDDD

  • The first one, uh... well, am I the only one who thinks that manatee was trying some hanky panky with the shark? :P Fake or not, that's what it looks like!

  • the first pic is fake man, manatee never attack!

  • i will ate yo face LOLOLOLOL it's EAT not ATE funny dough

  • What an idiot! Why does YT allow this shit!?

  • @bcmalreadythere Because that's YT's purpose? Random videos, just friggin'... BECAUSE. XD

  • omg, darth vaders lightsaber!... oh, it's the dislike bar

  • @MrMikster12 That was just dumb :P

  • AAAHHH!!!! MANATEES ARE RAPING BOTH MAN AND ANIMAL LIFE RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!

  • The second pic is just discasting

  • ur a dumbass

  • its i will "eat" your face, not i will ate your face

  • he is trying to hump it

  • hes humping the shark

  • gay

  • so its a movie about a picture..

  • @PHILLYHEAT215 this isnt twitter.

  • Shark just gt knocked the hell OUt!

  • The manatee just wanted a hug...

  • #suprisebuttsex

  • Stupid manatees...Quit wrecking people's expensive boats!

  • 0:17 YOU TOOK HIS BUKKIT

  • il leone di mare viscidone..

  • "I WILL ATE YO FACE"

    . . . ummm? hahahahahahahahahahaha

  • this is walrus pron... you guys are never making scence

  • 3 pics isn't a slide show!

  • hahhahahahahahhahahaahahah

    the fuck is this?

    i dont even...

  • awesum aminals!!!

  • nooooooo

  • That's a walrus, dumbass.

  • well thers a change of pace XD

  • Dr zoidberg at 0:19

  • The manatee was giving the shark a hug. Duh...

  • 0:21 looks like the girl who trys to sing that kesha song.

  • why does this person have pictures of my aunt

  • OR the manatee was just giving the shark a hug :3

  • ever had a grammar book in your hand? :)

  • @HotRockin1 of course he's pissed, he's getting raped by a manatee

  • Totally photoshop lol

  • I overcame the fear of the dislike button:)

  • That manatee just wanted a hug. The shark looks kida pissed off though.

  • I wanted to laugh...but the spelling...the spelling just wouldent let me...It took my family in, gave us food & clothes and then RAPED MY WIFE AND KIDS AND MADE ME WATCH!!!

  • wtf

  • exactly like my ex then XD

  • PHOTOSHOP

  • youtube != powerpoint

  • @MrShayneOneill only programmers will understand this, cool.

    I gave you your first thumbs up!

  • cool light saber bro.... oh wait.... is that a dislike bar?

  • manatee: hugs!!

    shark: noooooo!!

  • You can't exactly make the comparison of dying from slicing-death-blades, speeding through your habitat, to having a lack of fitness. Simply because they haven't adapted to the recent form of selection known as propellers, within the time since its introduction, doesn't mean they are any less "fit" than you or I. If invisible axes were hung from pendulums on your ceiling and individual blades swung through your house throughout the day, your face and its blade would become acquaintances.

  • @Unkonvinced

    Maybe natural selection making you one of the dimmer and weaker of our apex predator species would cause your face to meet with those axes hanging from your ceiling but I can guaran-fucking-tee that the superior brain that makes me a member of the same apex predator species would keep me from befalling the same fate.

  • @Unkonvinced +1

  • SURPRISE BUTT SMEXXX

  • shut up that fake

    

  • When i lived in Jupiter years ago i would go through several props during the winter by hitting those sea cows,,,what a way to ruin a day on the intercoastal!

  • icall that shark molesting

  • Manatee: I love you, you love me, where a big happy family.

  • SNEAK HUG

  • "Looks like someone needs a hu-"

    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OO!"

  • surprise buttsecks!

  • photoshop noob lol

  • That's the worst video of all time

  • They're weren't attacking, they just wanted hugs and kisses,

    A REASON NOT TO GO SPEEDING IN A MOTOR BOAT MORONS

  • The Great Whites cum face...

  • Survival of the fittest. If you enjoy dinning in high traffic boating areas, probably not looking to good for your species. The only way to save these animals is probably capture all of them and put them in a huge aquarium, where no one will go visit them because all they do is eat cabbage all day. They are like the down-syndrome of Aquatic life.

  • BASURA

  • @Hectormultimedios pinoy ka ba??

  • I was about 99 billion percent sure this was fake, but even the slight possibility that the thumbnail of this video was an actual picture made me click on it. Oh well, someday maybe

  • 0:10 = Nomnomnom. :D

  • Awwww :3

  • I feel right at home in the weird part of youtube :D

  • hmmm... it's missing system 009 dreamscape...

  • Manatee: Friends?

    Shark: NOOOOHHH

  • sharks like :O OHHAHH

  • lmao he said i will ate yo face lol

    XD

  • Awwww Manatee hug!

  • I believe the title should be, "MANATEE RAPE!"

  • I think that manatee was giving the shark a hug. Poor shark, it must have had a rough day.

  • i've never heard of/or seen these amazing creatures before, are they related to sealions ?

  • NOM

  • Did you spell ANYTHING correct in the description?

  • @HappyCreepers yes he did he spelled ever, and, and this. All correctly :)

  • @HappyCreepers he spelled and right haha

  • @HappyCreepers Slide... Show... This... and... coolest... and ever. Yep ;)

  • @HappyCreepers he spelled ever correct

  • Your moms a walrus

  • nice litesaber oh wait thats your dislike bar!

  • my friend looks like a manatee.

  • "i will ate yo face" hahahahhahahahaahahha EPIC

    

  • Tell those things to stay away from my motor!

  • Ahh walrus's the wrinkly foreskin of the sea.

  • THAT WAS PRO! AND MANTEES ARE AWESOME ALOOOONG WITH WALRUSES AND UNICORNS! (-:

  • Wait wait wait... where's the bucket?

  • They were attemting sex XD

    

  • dumb...

  • Oh the huge manatee!

    (Oh the humanity!)

    :D

  • love the manatee attacking the great white!

  • FIRST!!!

  • I will ate yo face!!!

  • How CUTE 0:15

  • Glad to see something stand up to those eating machines.

  • I struggle to figure out why anyone would do such a thing. 

  • lol 0:13 the shark is like,

    ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccc­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • lol, 0:12 surprise rape XD

  • cute

  • that was cute...

    

  • 0: 20 OMG ITS A POKEMON ATTACK!!!

  • ITS NOT ABOUT MANATEE'S KILLING SHARKS!

    ITS JUST ABOUT MANATEES!

    MANATEES FTW!

    SCREW YOU SPEEDBOAT DRIVERS!

  • Somewhere, in some far-off YouTube server bank, the massive amount of digital data that goes into storing this video physically exists. It's sitting in a specific panel of hardware, occupying a quantity of memory such that nothing else can be stored there. Someone pays money to keep that server running, so that people will have continued access to this video for years to come.

    I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

  • manatee please...

  • rape?

  • Let's be friends. NO!!!!!!