Judge Judy ❀ Country Bumpkin Sues Technicolor Toe-head for False Arrest

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What really REALLY pisses me off is that these people are from the Bible belt where everyone claims that they are Godly and righteous, yet look at the stuff they do! It's not rare, it happens all the time. And they are the ones that declare marriage between a man and a woman is sacred even if they lie, cheat and steal on one another BUT a loving devoted relationship between two men who love each other and want to get married is somehow "disgusting and immoral." Brains! Brains! Anywhere?

[MPL029]

Byrd is too stupid to follow any case...

[WikeddTung]

delta dawn, is your IQ only 1?

marcia, marcia, marcia....

[ETericET]

@WikeddTung That was fantastic

[hoppsan4]

i'm white trash and i'm in trouble

[Iampapapoo]

Barbie used to be WAY more fuckable!!!

[420Crackdealer]

whiskey tango

[ElzoSmid1]

Are they all on drugs?

[billsblue89]

USA, USA..........

[nellie2581]

Another false arrest

[Rorix9]

mr. franklin obviously couldn't follow Judge Judy...what an idiot

[spartandog1000]

i want the new barbie . i really dont like the old one anymore...

[valkyriethe]

LOVE the accents! American Gothic.

[MilaBanilla]

Which we could trade in our old barbies for video games -_-

[magnetomikey]

@reymatt76:lol.That's one of my favorite scenes from Designing Woman.I also love the scene where Julia confronts the blonde beauty contest winner who badmouths her sister Suzanne.Long live Dixie Carter.R.I.P.

[reymatt76]

@magnetomikey And you PROBABLY didn't know, Marjorie, that Suzanne wasn't just any Miss Georgia. She was THE Miss Georgia! She didn't twirl just a baton. That baton was on fire! And when she threw that baton into the air, it flew higher, further, faster than any baton has ever flown before, hitting a transformer and showering the darkened arena with sparks.

[reymatt76]

@magnetomikey ...And when it finally did come down, Marjorie, my sister caught that baton! And 12,000 people jumped to their feet for 16 and one-half minutes of uninterrupted, thunderous ovation as flames illuminated her tear-stained face. And that, Marjorie, just so you will know and your children will someday know, is the night the lights went out in Georgia!

[reymatt76]

@magnetomikey How many other characters were so memorable that with just a few words of a description, I'm able to recite their rant (well with a little help of course from watching the clip again) word for word. Dixie definitely left us long before she should have.

[illegalsmilereturns]

Yup, just keep breeding and breeding and breeding.

[MMOLegend]

Marsha marsha marsha!!

[hoosierdaddyinsfca]

Wish this had subtitles! Hard to understand with those accents!

[jmtw290]

Judy's face from 4.20 - classic!!!!

[deadrosie]

It's like Mississippi Burning meets The Outsiders. Equal parts of redneck and rumble.

[nellie2581]

@deadrosie Thre Greasers and the Socs

[Lyra5]

That slam jst went right over her head did anyone else see that

[orchidsummer47]

There was something really disturbing about that commercial at the end.

[Sevnfurdy]

@orchidsummer47 For one, it was as though the announcer was rapping without rhyming. Second, you're just not used to seeing Lil Miss McCormick that young. ;-)

[andreasegde]

She's got the coldest eyes ever. What a monster.

[Glass11]

OMG bitch dawn got knocked up by 2 hot men. WTF

[jakknhakk]

daoorn, oh dawn, like what happens in the morning! hahahaha good case, loving the regionals

[tyme4tee]

Boring.....(just a warning)

[Tiza123m]

I love it whet JJ gives life advices. I just hope that people listen to her. She`s like YODA!

[aeronamous]

DOHN. DOHN SEE OWN.

[bob0s062]

She is pregnant and stoned?!

[kleytoncarlos1]

Her name is down!

[peteo100]

I think Doan is high as a kite.

[jazz4]

DAOWN!

[LegendOfDuo]

wow that commercial is baller. Why don't we do that now a days?

[DavidFiveThirteen]

all i hear is the song dueling banjos.

[888sung]

Bird is great!

[ninjacatmagic]

I love southern justice......

[evitasdad]

I,m not American, I,m just interested, does anyone know,,what regional accent these people have? Thankyou.

[sankey220485]

@evitasdad

seems like WV accent

[DepressionKillz]

@evitasdad southern... Aka rednecks, hillbilly etc. The type of person most americans are stereotyped as by ppl from other countries

[dimmkah]

God I hate hicks.

I couldn't finish watching this because of the way they talk.

[Bfdidc]

Man, if Dawn's conspiracy had gone even a little awry, she could be sitting on death row right now. I'm glad she "got smarter" because she couldn't conceivably get any dumber. On the bright side: Barbie's got a new look!

[actornewbs]

love the very end of this..i wanna trade in my barbie!!

[delideliver]

typical immature trash,Dawn make a kid with Joey,now they HATE each other,but were so much in live when they screwed and made the baby,Now she is with child again,will more than likely HATE her current boyfriend in less than a year,She wanted to see her ex get attacked,and would have stood there,enjoying the show.And I am sure Dawn,is getting her welfare,and food stamps and WIC,that hard working americans,are paying for with their taxes

[Ronboy1]

I love the Plaintiff's accent. Wish I could speak like that ya'll.

[Darckcloud73]

"uh, the two what?"

[1SuperKawaii]

They were stupid, but super polite.

[h8usernames2000]

THESE OLD FUCKING COMMERCIALS...

[face2facechick]

i don't understand people from the south...just do not...

[TreasureOne]

@face2facechick Yes, many people find Faulkner, Tennessee Williams, Flannery O'Connor, Zora Hurston, Alice Walker, Mark Twain, Thomas Wolfe, RP Warren, Eudora Welty, Carson McCullers, Harper Lee, Truman Capote, James Lee Burke, the Marsalis', ML King, Louis Armstrong, Dolly Parton, Randy Jackson, June and Johhny Cash, the Carter Family, George Washington, Conroy, Jimmy Carter, Ladybird Johnson, Clinton, Guthrie, Poe, Ty Cobb et al, simply incomprehensible and utterly dismissible.

[iamsillywarm]

@TreasureOne Awesome!

[TheAdultChild101]

"And today on WHITE TRASH TV..."

[EMCU2001]

Marsha! Marsha! Marsha! LMAO

[TheProgmagog]

Down, Dwan? Down! Two classic accents trying to understand each other

[Crystalwhirl18]

HAH! love the old school barbie commercial at the end!

[skantea]

@Crystalwhirl18 I didn't know I had so many automatic memory triggers. I literally started clapping as soon as I saw Marcia Brady. AND I"M STR8 DUDE.

[Crystalwhirl18]

I wonder how many times JJ has to take two tylenol after a case....

[chaswr]

Plaintiff: " I had wen-yunt into tow-yun..."

[KenyanBunnie]

My head hurts, yeesh!

[alecamal]

I am so happy to be black,call me a nigger if you want

[alecamal]

@alecamal I hold four masters and cannot hold a candle to Judge Judys intellect

[jables4ever]

"I didn't ask no questions"........how she can think about that line......then say that line out loud for everyone to hear and NOT see how wrong it is is simply beyond me

[jables4ever]

"He run up behind me"......DID YOU GO TO THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL?!? omg

Buy her a vagina cork.....those poor children

[lanatur]

freakin hillbillies

[Elezeid]

That Barbie commercial scared the hell out of me.

[deadmanavir]

I did something terrible .... i .. i watched the commercial at the end :/

[mommamatt104]

The young girl in the commercial at the end, is she from the Brady Bunch?

[TheChrissyNJason]

...and here I am stuck with my dumb old non-twisting Barbie. :(

[TheChrissyNJason]

That case was NEAT! I bet that girl can't twist like Barbie!

[AALABEE21]

what a stupid ass girl omg

[kikatx08]

Dawn should not have had 1 child let alone be pregnant with a 2nd child.

[Pudgoose]

Ha HA! I can tell you exactly where they came from, reymatt76... The company I work for has bimonthly meetings in Marion, NC. Can't attest to the people, but PLEASE don't think everyone there is this backwards (or sounds this bad). The mountains of NC are very beautiful. :3

[rrg019000]

Well I think we're gonna go around the track a little bit goin fast a little bit, take a left sometimes. wooo go nascar.

[The900Triumphrider]

Southern white trash...should just stick to talking to things like fishing and how sexy their sisters look.

[chaswr]

@The900Triumphrider

sisters- and mothers.

[ununhexium]

i wonder how she lost her kid...

[reymatt76]

@ununhexium I think it was because of the fact that she told people to beat up the baby's father while he was taking care of the baby, thereby endangering the life of her kid. That's a good way to get your parental rights taken away I should hope.

[JBLAKIE1]

@reymatt76

if you listen to the case she had already lost custody before that incident.

her loss of custody might be due to prior legal problems or drugs.

[reymatt76]

@JBLAKIE1 Oh, you mean I have to listen to the case? I didn't know that :)

[JBLAKIE1]

@reymatt76

c'mon its hilarious to listen to rednecks fight

[liquifex]

I was born and raised on LI, NY...but I moved to FL at 25. Rednecks are so fucking irritating it's unreal. A few are okay, but most are the fucking epitome of 'bad' white trash. I'm so happy when I run into another transplant from NY or CA.

[Pudgoose]

@liquifex Western NCrs hate Florida transplants, too

[sizemeat]

@liquifex If it's so bad and irritating why do you live there? Only a fool lives somewhere they don't like. I've lived in NYC and the South. There's a lot more untrustworthy trash in NYC than ten states of Florida.

[liquifex]

Fucking rednecks....good thing she slipped off her shoes before chasing the other woman...that's important. Squirting out kids with multiple men is secondary.

[JanesAddictedEA]

"Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!" ... Daaahwn (sigh) Daaahwn (sigh) Daawhn ... Duh! Duh! Duh! ... Dumb Dumb Dumb ... Done Done Done...

[1misslavenderrose]

It's like that episode of Designing Women....Ray-DAWN

[reymatt76]

@1misslavenderrose You're the guy who's always wherever women gather or try to be alone. You want to eat with us when we're dining in hotels. You want to know if the book we're reading is any good or if you can keep us company on the plane. And I want to thank you Ray Don on behalf of all the women in the world for your unfailing attention and concern. But read my lips and remember as hard as it is to believe, sometimes we like talking just to each other. And sometimes we like just being alone.

[SergeantPepper99]

@reymatt76

That's pretty selfish, what if the poor guy doesn't have any other friends?

[reymatt76]

@SergeantPepper99 What are you talking about?

[reymatt76]

@SergeantPepper99 Oh, by the way, that quote above that you took offense to was actually a monologue ffrom Designing Women which I was responding to the person with because he said something about Ray Don. Sorry, it's an inside joke for fans of the show. I wasn't actually telling him off. Dixie Carter's character Julia Sugarbaker did.

[nicolebmoviesFTW2]

The government needs to refund people who are falsely arrested.

[theegilsK]

i love watching these old commercials!

[edlynegue123]

Stay in school kids!

[ChickenLady9763]

Marsha Marsha Marsha! that old barbie is worth more than that new one you traded in for. Love old commercials! thanks for posting them :-)

[KisekiTim]

How do you come up with such AWESOME titles for these cases?

[TimmyRGM]

that redneck bitch has a face ide like to hit with a baseball bat

[reymatt76]

@TimmyRGM Unfortunately it didn't keep her from becoming infertile. I always think it's puzzling that wealthy couples will pay like thousands of dollars for sperm to have one kid who they can lavish all their love on and give it everything it's ever wanted, yet these trashy skanks get pregnant so readily and then just leave them wherever the court says they have to, shrug it off then get knocked up again. And then fly across the country to a TV program to discuss it in front of 10 mil viewers!

[TimmyRGM]

@reymatt76 exactly

[MegaMissystar]

@TimmyRGM I think someone else beat you to it.

[WigglyMalmsteam]

Cool advert!

[OldNewsThinker]

is anyone going to trade in their old barbie? This one twists! Oooooh! Ahhhhh! Oooooh!

[Charagrin]

Having an accent is one thing, Being incapable of using proper English is another.

[pinkkitty68]

LoL -I thought that was her whole last name

[reymatt76]

@pinkkitty68 Judge Judy knew the guy was saying "Dawn," she was just playing like she didn't know what he said in hopes he would turn down the southern twang a couple notches.

[namnack]

@reymatt76 Are you implying Judge Judy is in fact a vindictive, character assassinating, contemptuous, below-average-IQ-hating woman?

I..I...never looked at her like that before...

[zenobia10127]

Marcia, marcia, marcia!

[madrasmasala]

It sounded like he said her name is "Dong"...

[rassledassle82]

She must be the only woman in town....

[philk76513]

@rassledassle82 or the best looking woman in town with teeth.

[rassledassle82]

I almost need subtitles to understand this case...I don't understand Countrebonics....

[lilibit2]

Love the BARBIE commercial! Its Marsha!

[indysharpei53]

Fantastic title!! lol

[KikiLovesable]

I love your old commercials!!!

[Buondelmonte123]

The younger Defendant is cute. I'd date him. I bet he talks dirty real good with that voice too.

[gnortznitz]

So why is the government allowed to regulate what I do to myself, but not what these people do to babies?

[SoSoPrettyMS21]

DAWWWN!

[UnscrupulousAgitator]

OMG .... Its Marsha Brady :)

[train612]

LOVE the title

[WinzoIsAEpicFail]

Ohh thank God. I finally know what to do with my old barbie.

[urliberation]

Marsha, Marsha, Barbie!

[SillyBanilly4Chilly]

id prolly put it in her butt

[Frizinho]

she chose two hot ones. i would.

[MiCHAELJLYSSAPAC]

That barbie commercial was very interesting to watch!

[leethal73]

As a mother myself, I feel absolutely no sympathy for the girl in this case. Watch her face...she is cold & unrepentent despite the words that come out of her mouth which say otherwise. A victim of her own shallow heart, I feel far sorrier for the unborn baby inside her womb.

[reymatt76]

@leethal73 Perhaps she will give it up for adoption. Either she's not ready to be a mother right now or she never will be, but a child growing up with both parents' inferior genetics, possibly inbreeding in her case, plus growing up in such an environment probably won't have a good chance of being successful. At least if someone else raises it, it might be able to perform some jobs, although I don't think the kid will be born bright enough to do a whole lot based on what I see in the parents.

[rassledassle82]

@leethal73 I don't either...she seems totally devoid of morals AND brains.

[phtevlin]

Children having sex; children having babies; no good options. No one is thinking about the children.

[frunced]

These people need to be euthanised.

[MichaelinSF]

Thanks for the uploads! I checked out the rest of your channel and found it super way interesting. You're a pretty neat guy. I guess you like to smoke? hmmmm... Looking forward to more episodes. I love the TV commercials you include.

Thanks Bro!!!!

[reymatt76]

@MichaelinSF Thank you! No, I stopped smoking nicotine on September 8, 2011. It's just part of my way of staying quit by watching others do it. It has helped me anyway. And, you can call me Matt or Matty or whatever, just don't call me bro if possible. :)

[cdw100]

she must be the purdiest gurl in town!!!

[spaxspore]

"I got smaartarr..."

Hmm might need to get a consult to confirm that...

[tommyXraver]

marsha marsha marsha! and the NEW barbie

[AndiNeverSlice]

Not sure why they bothered litigation here...just give both guys banjos and have them go strum to strum.

[reymatt76]

@AndiNeverSlice I like the blond boyfriend. And he doesn't seem to be mentally challenged like the girl or the new boyfriend. Plus he's attractive and I don't even like white blond guys usually. And also the new boyfriend, at least, has a job, which might come in handy for when the girl dumps him and then does something to cause her to lose custody of the child she's carrying now, obligating the new BF to raise it alone. The cycle continues...

[EvilJirachi]

reymatt you're cute

[Comixbear1]

Is it just me, or did it sound like the plaintiff was saying his witness's name was Down's Syndrome?

[Pat2296]

Are these extras from the movie "Idiocracy" or a new version of "Deliverance"? Are they for real? OMG, the land of the 6 fingered people exists!

[prettynuhrass]

ohmygodohymygodohmy god - my BRAIN hurts.

[TheDaftdrew]

Oh jeez, The plaintiff needs captions, and people say it's hard to understand us Scottish people haha. Thanks for uploading

[lollypop430]

scary thing is that these people reproduced (southern fried trash)

[shakimaro]

@lollypop430 Not be gross but I can see why they do reproduce. The plaintiff is a fucking sexy guy. He is dumb as hell but definitely hot.

[zombiebrainnnz]

his accent is charming, not saying anything about his personal character- but southern accents are charming IMO.

[lollypop430]

lol daaawwnnn

[latinguy67]

LOL...all I can hear are the banjos from "Deliverance"

[TheBaronessIsAwesome]

Daaaaaaaawwwwwwnnnnnn has seems to have been switched off before the show.

[rosey312]

More trailer trasher having baby's on the tax payer dime.

[leoamae]

Maybe plaintiff can take his girlfriend and $1.50 down to the store and get a new one!

[brynnEsampson]

they should probably sell mother brains. for people like the plaintiff.

[BeulaFly]

Reymatt your a scream! Your description had me in stitches, keep it up x

[flyguy359]

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

[jabblesfan1]

Thanks for the Judge Judy fix i love wakin up at the crack of noon and having a new JJ episode in my sub box.

[movinfoward]

Omg Maureen <3

[maynardsmoreland]

People like the plaintiffs and the defendants make me weep for the future of this nation.

[lollypop430]

@maynardsmoreland yep, pretty pathetic people

[movinfoward]

People need to find better ways to occupy their time...

[MEGIDIOT]

Eminem's brother

[Rowsol84]

She got smarter!

[Rowsol84]

he name is down lolol

[Blade10201]

@Rowsol84 What does "lolol" mean?

[SpahnRanch1969]

"Doawn."

[musicluvr708]

The P is good looking. to bad he not all there upstairs

[musicluvr708]

lawd, i cant with these people

[TheSdtn]

Wow. I was watching this with my jaw open and then I see these people are from Marion, NC. Now it all makes sense. I have family there and it is the craziest town in America. They constantly have crazy messed up crimes in that little town.