The Bartender Hates You 6

[originalvim]

I agree.... 55's!

[abrus111]

Love ittttt

[JosephBr0seph]

Ahahahaha

[MsBeccaLeigh]

ok...this guy wouldn't last a day in all reality but people need to realize that a shot is a measured amount of alcohol, if you would like a double then it will cost you twice as much....not rocket science here!!

[caboose4323]

this is pretty much the only one ive agreed with so far...

[vzsozs]

dont bite the hand that feeds

[anarchij]

he must have a lot of customers

[MercC23k]

Lol, 50/50 Cranberry and OJ? So how could their be any vodka at all? This is like when people want to watch me work on their car and they bother me about every thing I do. "What are you doing now? What does that do?" If you can't do it yourself, don't tell me how to do my fucking job, go sit down with the other retards. Sorry, I meant customers.

[Federfleisch]

20:49pm : started watching the video

20:56pm : still wating for the joke

[Veehmot]

It's funny cuz I used to work as a bartender, and some people thinks they are making the cocktail, not you. "Nonono, this should have more vodka".

[willem01]

that bartender is fucking great

[SkepticalChimp]

Isn't that a Jimmy Carr joke or am I missing something?

Jimmy's line was "Why are you criticizing my job? I don't go down to where you work and slap the sailor's cocks out yer mouth, do I?"

[zofspade]

@SkepticalChimp It's a much older joke.

[ImTheRealPJ]

am I mistaken or is that actress who plays Lori in the Walking Dead?

[adam0798]

@ImTheRealPJ I'm pretty sure Lori has smaller tits...

[pancake1567]

This is so fucking annoying. I wish i could do this to customers but you can't, you have to go along with their bullshit.

[mrgrummus]

@pancake1567 Yeah I know right. Being a bartender is so horrible they should pay the people who do it. Oh wait, they do. Shut up and do your job.

[pancake1567]

@mrgrummus I know, somebody having a negative opinion on their job is so shocking isn't it. I must be the only person.

[jas16899]

LOL SLAP THE DICK OUT THATS NEW THATS A NEW AND ORIGINAL JOKE

[LordDespiro]

@jas16899 HOHOHOHO MOCKING SARCASTIC REMARK IN CAPSLOCK, REAL KNEE SLAPPER

[jas16899]

@LordDespiro Alright then well, fuck this video because it's unoriginal and hackneyed.

[jas16899]

@LordDespiro It's unfunny in how much it's overdone and obvious.

[jas16899]

@LordDespiro You probably laugh at obvious jokes every once per week and with millions of morons combined, people actually like this video.

[djfog86]

I DJ, and when people nag me to play shitty songs, I do use that line. Stuns them every time.

[WWOLFwts]

It really is true if you work in a bar that some of the hottest or best looking customers are automatically going to be stuck up and annoy you somehow

[Adzzzie]

i hate when people think they know best when they come to my bar. :@

[DillaZ1337]

@Adzzzie Well if you're not doing it right why should they accept the drink. They are paying for it. You need endurance instead of whining when someone doesnt get the service they asked for.

[punkrocker1377]

that is the BEST FUCKING COMEBACK OF ALL TIME. and i want to use it. so fuck you bartender. im using it

[DillaZ1337]

@punkrocker1377 Yeah, I'm sure he cares when an unimaginative, easy impressed guy like you steals creativity that he probably didnt even come up with.

Since he's an actor.

[punkrocker1377]

@DillaZ1337 3 things.

1. I will assume that the english language means very little to an internet troll like yourself.

2. I'm sure you meant to say "easily* impressed".

3. Since I am fully aware that this joke has been around much longer than this video has, I can only guess that the internet connection under your rock has been slow for some time.

P.S. Wait... He's an actor? No way!!! I thought he was REALLY insulting that customer!

Good Day.

Good day.

[d00lph1n]

so much win

[shivayavoda]

slap the fick out of your mouth AARHGHGH :D

[BrauereiUberAlles]

yeah this customer had it coming, nothing to do with being a woman. there are a hundred different drink receipes for every drink (little extr of this less of that, splash of this to add whatever, etc) it was her attitude. fuck the dislikes. fuck them in their stupid asses... umm is swearing allowed? MUAHAHAHA

[zequelll]

ya bitch you got owned.

[funnyhispanic]

bitch got ownd

[7jackman]

23 dislikes all from women I'm sure

[dudecicero]

Out of these vids I've seen so far, this one customer deserved what she got for being a smart-ass. Just what he said, he doesn't go lecture the customer about his/ her own job.

[bordone]

when i would bartend i hated when people would try and tell me how to make there drink

[sinanyoutubification]

i want to go to this bar

[jprazzz]

how can anybody dislike this unless they work with dicks in their hands

[Rabiespojke]

Haha, this is so fucking me.

Whenever this happens at my bar I always say the same thing xD

[rabbitgodownthehole]

Oh noooo! He threw it away! I would have drunk it without complaint.

[BobDrums78]

I Hate The Bartender

[loser1191]

@BobDrums78 the bartender hates you

[violet698]

yeah, garnish the dick!

[meola187]

ihahahaha thuis is one of the best because customers realy do fucking try and tell you how to do your job

[o0smokingmonk0o]

@meola187 as long as you're not as dumb as this chick watch?v=Nk57WmewiRA 

[Nightmary83]

@o0smokingmonk0o ha! that's fuckin hilarious!

[ryvaderr]

love it as a bartender, but, mr show rip

[aRevolutionofThought]

thats awesome, and he kicks her out!

[hellationships]

Oh god this is SO right though. We have limits to how much booze we should use in a drink. NO we're not gonna be loading your shit up like you do at your house. We actually have to MAKE money.

[Razzed13]

as a barman i under pour anyone who is a dick so please be nice to the barman :) if your nice and friendly my timing begins to get sloppy and your cocktails will be over poured ;)

[ratonet1]

"Listen Honey, I don't come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth and tell you how to do your job, right. Get the fuck out of here!"

AMAZING !!!!!

[ryvaderr]

@ratonet1 it was stolen from a sketch comedy show called Mr show, check it out, its one of the greatest shows of all time.

[crbosslady78]

Luved pulling this one out on a customer over the weekend....freaking GOLDEN!

[legomaster335]

dont fuck with the people who make your food/drink

[Tyannalyn]

@legomaster335 Agreed!

[BlockAHero]

@legomaster335 Does that mean i can't have sex with my wife?!

[ToupTheMister]

@BlockAHero win

[legomaster335]

@BlockAHero good one XD

[2324lovely]

lmao

[0generationawesome0]

@MrMonsterkaraoke as we've said in the past, we understand that this is an old joke that has been around for a while (Mr. Show etc), but we guess that some people don't understand that sometimes you have to revisit and pay tribute to the classic jokes. This is our reinventing of a great joke. And if you don't like it, G'the fuk outta here.

-The Bartender

[claybecker13]

@0generationawesome0 Mr Show? I think court jesters where telling this joke in the fucking middle ages. Now get me my drink, bitch.

[ryvaderr]

@0generationawesome0 where else was "i don't come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth" ever done before mr show? elaborate on etc?

[MrMonsterkaraoke]

What an old fukin joke...

[aLLNaMeZRTaKeN]

Haha I hate bitches like her. She got pwnd.

[jakegt1234]

Get Slayed XD

[wannabehendrix]

Hell ya! Bitch need to be told!

[706Matrix]

This is a perfect representation of how we should all be allowed to react to ass holes who wanna bitch about every little thing.

[Blentastic]

true

[totalbliss777]

FUUUUUUCK!!! I HATE HATE HATE!! when ppl say I make the drink wrong. NO YOUR WRONG! Uhhh this is the biggest pet peeve for me!

[soniarodriguez5158]

I would love to do this at work!!!! Hahaha!!!!

[runnmd]

I love dumping drinks out after assholes complain. "Guess you didn't want that drink."

[ltsmum3316]

get back to the kitchen!

[nickyjam770]

lovely

[nicolemaym13]

ooohhh man I love it!!!

[sk8gurl13]

favorite so far! lol

[chipsandcheesecurlz]

looks like Lisa Ann and she does do her job well

[pfcbear]

Priceless

[esperdaninja]

hell yeah i love this shit wish i could do this at work

[PickleHead60]

dick slap

[garrel1]

How was your day!

[Glyph2040]

HAhaha, Greatness! Tootally have seen this happen in real life. Awesome.

The actress is pretty attractive tho! =D

[rendomone]

This bartender will live one day...

[skihat]

the bartender is such a fag

[ZyonCross]

@skihat Have you ever worked as a bartender??? You would know.

[TomCatDrummer26]

he almost looks like ryan reynolds

[MassEffect0077]

LMFAO

[KIRBYPUFF101]

imma be a bar tender when i grow up

[Veraxxxx]

Sometimes I wish I could show these clips to customers. But on the other hand, they probably could'nt understand. I think that it is just the people, who work in bar/restaurant, will get these clips. It is funny to read comments about bartender beeing so rude. It just shows that those people don't understand this kind of humor.

[Lovaelihn]

@Veraxxxx If you Bend Tar, you know EXACTLY how this feels. :)  I'm loving these clips/

[40523640]

Awesome call

[masmantour]

Look I don't come down to where you work slap the dick into your maouth and tell you how do your job get the fuck out

LMAO

[duney]

lmao, totally didn't expect that after the first 5!

[Ho0pz4sho]

Awesome! I really laughed hard at this ..

[chelleyS89]

ughghg I hate when they do that "you didn't make it right!!" look you retard I only do this EVERDAY!!

[Ride00Loaded]

lol, yeah i know. like any retard can mix drinks. if he screwed it up then maybe they should hire the next goon off the street. Being a bartender is fucking easy.

[jvee617]

i love "its not strong enough" i then proceed to take the pouer off of the bottle, and pour so much booze that its completely undrinkable. Have a nice day!

[ACTAHA4eva]

PWNED

[kristov29]

They are all funny, but this one is priceless!

[Parksisthename]

haha I've had that moment before.

[funkycheeseful]

if you know how its made then why go to somewhere abd complain, its cheaper to do it yourself!!

[domaug]

@funkycheeseful yeah people like that suck. if she knew how to make a drink why did she go to a bar and pay for someone to make it?  shows how stupid she may be.

[m141698]

she fucking ordered it cuz she was out at the bar duh! im not saying its the bartenders fault that they usually make shitty drinks because the owners make them water everything down and skimp off on the booze. but damn if we pay $8.00 for a damn drink we expect to get our $8.00 worth in our damn mixed drink!

[jaymush]

right on mr. bartender...so true in customer service places. The customer thinks they know more than you...hmmm...then why are they coming to you for the help/service. Some things cannot be fixed by the customer but there is more stuff that can...people are just LAZY!

[downfall23]

jesus this and " I don't need all that ice", too things guaranteed to fucking piss one of us bartenders off. I wish I could get away with saying this to one of my customers..

[TKE627]

LMFAO " I don't come down to where you work, slap thedick outa your mouth, and tell you how to do your job." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[latinoboii116]

@TKE627 LOL Hahahaah

[chewy61790]

i work in retail and i hate it when the customers are so rude to the workers and think they know how to do their job. i'm sorry we're working our butts off and our work isn't appreciated for their benefit. goodness sake. i'm sure they wouldn't like it if we came into their job and were rude to them by telling them what to do. whatever lol people are so absurd.

[111noir2000]

NICE!

[MileSeventySeven]

this is the greatest series ever

[cigarettereviews]

the best one.. by far. people do this all the time

[vandammenessie]

Oh, that is GREAT!

[jeenyus992]

that is some good clean family fun right there hahaha

[freakondaleash91]

in my job or retail, there are ppl who come in and had almost bought things up to 500 dollars worth and we ring them up, to end up with them only have 20 bucks left on their debit card. then we have to abort the sale and i have to call my manager to officially abort it and while doing that, a loonnnggg ass line of pissed off ppl are right behind them, which pisses me off cuz they start bitching. i love my bartender tho! i respect bar tenders! just give me any drink, i dont care!

[chewy61790]

omg. i hate having to deal with thoes people.

[freakondaleash91]

seriously! either u know what u have on ur fuckin card or get out! lol!

i relate this to bar tending cuz my friend had this private party to serve and like 20 chicks asked for a drink, but one of em was to pick up the pay, only to end up not having cash on her and the rest didnt think to bring money, so they had to leave the bar.

what a waste of drinks...but i bought 5 of em so it wasnt that bad! lmfao :D

[MrGimadiev]

its my job))

[monkeyfuel04]

AWESOME!!

[SilverPulp]

That's martin laurence's line ;)

[beccalynn842001]

Oh my GOD! I love this! I bartend at a Biker bar and if people only knew how many times I wanted to say shit like this!

[grandpamoe1]

OWNED!

[schmoodles]

coughing and wiping away the tears.....

[pdd420]

My fiancee who is a girl bartender almost pissed her pants when watching this. She wishes she could say that 0:16. God, I love her.

[Binxalot]

lmao, god I love that line,

[hevyonez97]

bartender you are the man...i've used that line a few times as well in retail sales....

[Brokenslipper]

HAHAHA!!

[coolthings88]

sorry can you write what the Bartender answered?

"listen honey......"

[InSanESk]

i dont come down to were you work and slap the dick out of your mouth D:

[19stephen34]

This is just fucking AWESOME!!!

[TheLittlePirate]

This one is my favorite. I think that saying should be universal.

[teknikolor]

it should be an accepted business practice.

[weaixlr8]

If only we could, this would make my day but leave me broke.

[flairbartender89]

this one is by far my favorite !!!!!

fucking great !!!

[AngelicaLeandra]

this is perfect

[TheBambi14]

haha id love to that!!!

[xboxbenny]

your sentence makes no sense.

[RazorAceYU]

What is awesome about this clip is how the woman plays all confident secure and arrogant and then she gets smacked down in 5 seconds flat.

Pure gold.

[KevinIsInUse]

Correct. That is what is awesome about this video.

[omgitsLindsay]

The Retail Store employee also hates you

[ripe51]

haha :D i don't quite go to that length of rudeness but i prefer to say "look, i don't come to your work and tell you how drive your bloody bus!"

[BSRocco]

wtf are u talking about

[stefanrozman]

Fucking at least once a week you'll get those

[Spook50]

AWESOME!

I have GOT to remember that comeback

[Sellos23]

fucking bitch i wish i could do and say like that guy

i've withnessed this crap pretty much people piss me off buy thinking that they do better

[sacredgeometry]

they probably do :P

[ajm222]

Holy Shit! That was great

[whoandtheha]

Stolen from Mr. Show!!!!!

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[0generationawesome0]

Yes we are fans of Mr.Show as well. But as opeleroy1980 pointed out, this joke has been around a long time in one form or another.

[whoandtheha]

Your right, your right, I stand corrected :)

[sdbrum]

YEAH!!! Fuck that bitch!

[GlassHouse5]

This guy is my new hero...

[reverendgaddy]

To me, the question "Do you even know how to make this drink?" is the single most infuriating question/insult I ever get...

Makes me wanna gut 'em with a citrus knife!

[opeleroy1980]

Beauty. The reply we have used is: I don't come down to the docks and slap the sailor's cock out of your mouth, so don't tell me how to do my job.

[pidipid]

old line is old but i've never seen it used in a better context :-D

[SuperWindWaker]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHA! Thats fucking annyoing! <)

[marcbrandofina]

HAHAHAHAHAHA I've been bartending for 4 years....idiot customers...it never gets old

[dolphsavage]

People who question a bartender's mixing method like this deserve what they get, unfortunately most of them don't always get what they deserve. Get lost, bitch.

[ACERTIXO2002]

tomydearlisa Nop! I never work in a bar.

Is Universal law be nice& polite

I know is a joke and I joking too.

[tomydearlisa]

Hahahaha!! OMG. I HATE when people act like they know how to make a drink 'cause they practice from their 5 bottle stocked, at home bar.

[ACERTIXO2002]

Bastardtender

[tomydearlisa]

Obviously you've never worked in a bar...

[ng1294]

lol my dad owns a bar

[jebsievers]

Funny! But I've heard this line a bunch.

[Marchawc]

LOL! 'The Bartender Hates You' series is awsome, but this one is the best.

[twoworldsin1]

MULTIKILL

SUPREME VICTORY

[kernell32bcn]

...Nuff said...

[LawtonsChair]

Fucking owned.

[BigScary529]

I've used that line before...I've got a million, lol.

[TheChicken]

LOVE IT! fav'd.

[henry209]

hahaha this ones very funny