Let's Sexy English! - Lesson 1

[Jewel348351]

Woooooow!!!

('O.0)/ so how exactly did i find such a video??

[WtfEggsBbq]

deek.

[ahmad3892]

give me the real name of Gloria? i love her....

[toche21]

This made my day ... and the end u wanna try yeahhhh!!!!!!!!

[Pituxa2769]

Disturbing.

[peteypiranha128]

You are good at blowing job arent you?

YAY!

[MermaidBlueFins]

Don't Taro and Gloria make a cute couple.

[nattissanintendo]

HHHAHAHA WHAT IS THIS XD

So awkward

[SakoresDark]

...i want to fav this but my friends might think im perverted-er xD

[RufusaurusDex]

BLAU JOHBB.

[bigtacobill]

The girls are probably russian. There are a lot of poor russians in Japan, it's right next door.

[MermaidBlueFins]

@bigtacobill her accent gives it away that she is Russian lol.

[FunnyMcBunny]

My mind is blown....... AMAZING!

[Naizels]

They are definitely not Swedish women, even if Swedish girls would speak such bad english they would have done it with a different English accent.

[1darkonyx1]

@Naizels exactly, I'm from Sweden too, so I know... :P

[shaolunlin]

lol

[Menstrual2Bubbles]

Yay, I know how to speak the english now

Would you like blowing job now?

[xDelta6543x]

Strange japanese porno..

[TokyoBrando]

this is dick!

[KRIEGKING]

id like to give her a cockpit

[Chekirows]

LMFAO wow

[shinobicorg]

GOD DAMNED!

YOU CAN SAY COCK TOO!

[dricard365]

Come on Toshi!

[achmedlolol]

I love how the three women obviously couldn't speak english very well, plus they look like trash

[ThreeTonePersona]

I love how it's Omanko. They have to put the O in front of manko to show how great it is. XD

[LoliRipe]

Way better than I expected it to be.

[MistressHilde]

They keep bleeping out when she says Manko. >.>

[Kenbok6993]

This is DICK!

[tyran68]

This is...DICK!!

[albinocrab]

dick? Not cock?

[o0hedphuq0o]

wtf

[santamaycry2]

You are good at blowing job arent you?

[iseeuat100yds]

lol "deeek"

[19786657]

The cockpit was the best lol. And the three swedish women were so necessary.

[sgnebmak]

WTF?

This is cockpit? Does 'cockpit' have a sexy connotation in Japan?

[kefka242]

cock..... pit.... get it?

[spiro37]

wtf? rofl

[Streifenpferdchen]

yayyyyyy!

omg, lame ^^

[FrogGKnight]

hey whats up!

Yeah! this is a pussy!

[123asas123]

I lol'd at "Masterbation". It's "Masturbation".

[doublejerk]

Yeah, me too. I think it's hilarious to see it spelled "masterbation".

[ertyzeit]

this suck!

[TOGGIY]

さて、あなたがセクシー

[eblekj]

hi gloria, whats up? "this is a pussy". sigh, if only it were that easy. lol

[TaikiAoiLangley]

im with you ~desu

[Eponuts]

それは非常に便利でした！

[koollkatt1]

LMAO cockpit.... ^_^

[otakujhp]

Good at blowing job... lol

[iliachaikine]

hahahaha the end!! yeah

[eXeNewter]

This is so funny omg...

[ayai55]

dis is asshole

[sugarbum1867]

cockpit? lmao!

[moominpie123]

dick.. DICK!, and, cock! haha omg that is so funny

[RebelAgainstTheRebel]

the swedish girl in the middle is super hot

[masterjoejoe]

that was absolutely amazing.

[IBeTheBadman]

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going.

[Masso2]

OMG, that was so retarted, but I'm laughin'!

Oh those Japanese. What will they do next?

[MannenMedSmak]

I lol'd

[ppallk]

i luv the yey at the end hahahahhaaa!

[youkaisnack]

Shouldn't it be, "Let's PRACTICE sexy English" or something?

[qoooky]

Jap

[amjan]

What the... ? Crazy Japs haha

[digiibitch]

LOLWUT.

[cocopop86]

So funny. "Oh you can say cock too!"

Id love to see some Japanese person trying to pick up with just using these "sexy words"! Like cockpit!! And at the end.. "yeah!!!" :)

[blyndreaper]

The dude was hard lol xD

[vashsunglasses]

lol cockpit!

[xXmilkieXx]

I find this absolutely hilarious. xD

[Mohammedia0033]

i'm agree with u .all of theme are good at blowing job

[SoyMala18]

Those teachers...are not sexy!

[Macdo989]

That's why society labels you gay.

[SoyMala18]

Im a girl dumbass!!

[Macdo989]

Oh, then I guess your just jealous of these fine look women because you don't have what they got.

[SoyMala18]

LMAO!! You're fucking stupid!! Im not jealous...you really need to get some, find yourself a nice girl =]

[Macdo989]

You need to find some cock, but first, a plastic surgeon.

[everfree1998]

Contrary to what many might claim, one need be neither jealous nor gay to recognise that a female is average, plain, or boring. However, it does require being desperate and hard-up, or maybe simply immature, to see EVERY average looking female as being incredibly hot. That being said, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and not everyone who disagrees with you is jealous or gay. Some people just prefer women who aren't built like Olive Oyl. =p

[SoyMala18]

And there's nothing wrong being gay!!

[negai]

oh, god... o.o

xDDDDDDDDDD

[KasumiIchigo]

LOL XD

[johnnymagic10]

those girls have GOT to be Russians

[hvgl44]

J-J-J-JAPFAP!

[Sanguinevial]

o_____________o

[Snowslasher]

oh my gawd. That was just too funny!

[DamitaJo79]

"hi taro.

hi gloria. what's up?

yeah, this is pussy!

I see. this is dick!" lmfao!

[Orochimaru666999]

goddammed! You can say Cock Too!!

"Cock" :D!

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Jordankewl]

You are good at blowing job?

[ohiohay]

Yeah!

[KagatoIuchi]

I've never heard of cockpit as a euphemism for vagina.

Also, there are a lot of grammatical errors that are common in Japanese to English conversion. Oh well, it's a start for the average learner, I guess.

[rippydippy99]

well if i had english teachers like that mabey i would have payed attention

[mosdan914]

xD now we all know... cock is osansan!

[DragonFire1984]

It's ochinchin

[mosdan914]

<_< i still suck at reading hiragana, it looks like...

[Sella88]

haha the girls is not swedish haha

[ivebeenswank]

Why do they bleep out the Japanese translation for a woman's genitals, but not the other words?

[KagatoIuchi]

@ivebeenswank

Obviously because it's offensive. =|

[ParveZ]

Part two is hilarious !!

[raabgunner]

the endings good....

[gruadia]

lol need part two...

[mariusvanrhijn]

Great,where's part two.

[19NiKo91]

I dont get cockpit ^^

[mariusvanrhijn]

It´s a pit for putting your cock in,get it now?

[19NiKo91]

Yes ^^ Now i do :P

[9Wii9]

You get it do you? now thats disgusting :P

[bengt123]

bangcock is awesome

[ChronoBreaker]

omg HAHAHA

[chimera15]

lol

[ginjin]

manko desu

[kazuchiyo]

"You are good at blowing job, aren't you?"

[zeocon]

HOLY CRAP!

Is the Japanese term for blowjob really "Ferachio" (Fellatio?). That's hilarious.

[StaraTwojejStarej]

Japan simply rule... :)

I need cockpit and a beer now. NOW! :)

[IBEZ]

This is why I love Japan.

I want to see someone make a video where they pretend like they can't speak a foreign language well, and accidentally say a ton of vulgar shit... Like they go to a restaurant and order the cock.

[7ennart]

Search for "Ushi van Dijk" it's a dutch show (english spoken) where a woman pretending to be japanese pulls stuff like that off. She indeed called Jamie Oliver a cock in an interview with him.

[sexyloverlez]

totally sexual i loved it

[sexyloverlez]

lol funny

[Vayshen]

Best sexual education since south park's panda.

[jenniferlongbottom]

Wow! I guess I can learn from this video, too! I never knew I had a cockpit! Wow!

[Xenocidal]

DICK

[Gameboygenius]

Mast_e_rbation?

Cockpit?

Blowing job?

[unipal390]

WTF? LOL

[LxNprod]

lol COCKPIT!

[jezzyen]

oh my that was so funny... no i am serious it was so funny i could not laugh... i was just grinning... and wondering why i was not laughing... well until 2:51 and 3:01....

[jezzyen]

oh yah and the end... YEAH!! of that was wonderful!

[KaijuSasuke]

Is my cockpit very wet! I hope I learns this correct now.

[usernamefromhell]

what? ...no Toshi???

[crephotos]

Nice teeth

[lexmarkblackink]

...I had never even thought of my vagina as a cockpit. You learn something new every day, but this wasn't the way I wanted to learn that.

[mrhorseshoe]

Yeah, seriously. I never really thought about it before. It is essentially a pit for cock. That just blew my freakin' mind.

[promattos]

hahahahaha! OMFG Japaneses! Masterbation!

[Metallarn]

Extremly educational, now i know how to pick up ladies, just walk up to them and grab your crotch and say, "this is dick!"

[marienbriand123]

you are good at blowing jobs aren't you ?

[Darkhawk1234]

this could lead to some really funny airline shenanigans.

[BloodyMessPerkk]

Very educational

[follarband]

what the hell!!

[exiecalibur2]

this is dick! dick!

[gentleuterus]

C0CKPIT

[gentleuterus]

COCKPIT