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  • It's been a very long time since last I showered. Far, far, far, far too long past the time allowed for sane people, so I've adopted this shower time. Now I'm not anywhere near as dirty!

  • Amazing, it is! I love 9 am, but usually not enough to be present for it. :P

  • You, my good sir, are a genius. :D

  • Hah, been trying to explain to people how that time-thing works. If I haven't gone to bed it's the same day; the next one starts when I wake up. Seems easy enough to grasp, no? Apparently not!

  • @Terrayeah I get what hes saying, but that doesn't mean you get old slower or have any effect on time whatsoever.

  • I absolutely love the jump cuts of you just staring at the camera in an interesting way.

  • Duuuude...I don't get your logic lol. But anyways the weird part is I haven't taken a shower in 4 days either. I feel like shit though :(! And also I've been being a night owl 2! But I go 2 sleep at around 4am. But in the summer is when I go total night owl !!

  • I haven't slept in 5 days.

    Am I going to die or am I stronger than ever?

    Also, according to your theory, If I was to fall asleep while I was IN the shower, would I go back in time?

  • You remind me of house, except younger and pierced. x)

  • u look like josh harris

  • brilliant

  • ahahahaha!! LMAO!! that was amazing

  • hahaha brilll logic

  • ahaha that how i think of it too...

    and sleep is so over rated...i mean we spend like years of our lives just sleeping away!...there goes like 30 some odd years of my life doing something pointless...besides the obvious fact that we need to sleep to live..but still...even staying up an extra hour every night can put on years to your life eventually...

  • even tho that was kinda off topic to the video,..but i had some what of a good point XD

  • Finally. I now know that I am not the only person living by this philosophy.

  • 9 O'clock in the morning...its Amaaazzzziiiing!

  • epic :D

  • Just went back and watched this today, and it reminded me how much I love you in a totally heterosexual way.

  • I really admire your sense of humor. <3 I love all of your videos.

  • Very funny and I understand that's what you were aiming for... at least I hope you hadn't really gone four days without a shower. Anyways that dog would be more clean than you assuming it is strictly an indoor dog because unlike humans, dogs don't perspire(sweat).

  • you should have done a shower cam ;)

  • sleep is over rated

  • you would be one kick ass actor.

  • Not showering for long periods of time is just what white folks do.

  • Don't you find that if you go a few days without showering - people get aggressive and treat you badly? That's my experience. :-P

    Society has its rules. Nobody thinks about where they come from or if they're valid, but if you break them you will be punished.

  • I've been watching your videos in reverse chronological order. I had to come back to this one. In the video "Shitty Day" you're taking a shower. That was 10-18-2008. Your next shower was on 10-20-2008 if you hadn't taken a shower 4 days from 10-24-2008. WHAT? Only two days without a shower? Hey! Practice what you preach, bud.

  • LOL!

    I COULD defend myself by saying that Shitty Day was shot over a few days and edited later, but the fact that you went to the trouble to figure that out and write this comment is worth being hypocritical, so I won't. ;)

  • I envy the amount of free time you have.

  • Yeah...Shower Time. I'm like two-years-old.

  • Your videos are like an acid trip

  • Ok.. Was it just me who had to watch this twice XD

  • I can finally sleep again!!!

  • you're like a 4th level alt. kudos!

  • Genius.

  • yeah, this is good. I get it now...you're a bit on the nose but you look younger every day... and what the hell are you using on your skin; you look amazing...or did I miss the point. Again. Dammit. I was doing so well ;-/

  • funny stuff.i hate getting nake in the winter. that,when i'll go for the shower theory you came up with.

  • In highschool I was on the football team. After every game a large group of my "team mates" would yell "IT'S SHOWER TIME!" They really looked forward to "Shower Time".... I always changed and ran out before they started their shower party.

  • Creative :)

  • always keep thinking about that time-scale idea - I just re-calibrated shower-time to shit-time - but I dropped the concept when I realized it is even HARDER to go days without takin a dump. Shit.

  • hahah "its AMAZING!"

  • holy crap it`s dave grohl from the foo fighters doing comedy

  • "I now know what 9 o'clock looks like!"

    Oh, man, the cost of laughter...

  • hahahahahaha this is awesome. I also feel like my showers are the starts of a new day for me.

  • 1. sweet necklace

    2. "it's amazing!"

    3. i am the same exact way...

  • I'd love to shower you! Sounds like fun soaping up that body! lol

  • If you use only toilet paper, without washing your ass, like most north Americans, then you just can't afford not to take a shower twice daily. Therfore, your are not as clean as you think. Civilized society elsewhere give a wash to the penis after voiding, and a wash to the ass after every movement. Unless you do that, you can't go with your yellow stained dribble in the front , and skid marks in the back, and say you are clean. Get some water on you NOW..ick!

  • Ah, but see, I only shit once every four days, too.

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  • So what part of Kansas are ya in???

    I'm originally from NW Kansas........

    Oh by the way I'm a night howl and I take showers to hide from people...

  • Mein Gott! You need to copyright this idea.

  • i love this guy

    i too join you in the brotherhood of not showering

    err

  • You....are....gross

  • this guy thinks he is a robot big time

  • This is why you are GONE

  • YEAH BIG DEAL I AM HUMAN LOL

  • if you kill your self that is not bad . so go do it!!

  • Ooh, naughty words. Do you feel like a big boy now?

  • I'm still wondering, does that nose ring get caked with boogers? I have a pierced ear, have for years but don't wear an earing very often, but I was thinking, those rings look really heavy, did you think they will stretch your ear lobes out and they will be really droopy when you get older...just tryng to help...Peace

  • Lol love the vids , and event though you haven't showered in 4 days i still think your sexy lol

  • Because your Dog doesn't go to work where your boss can say "take a shower or get the hell out." Because your Dog can lick itself and consequently give itself head. Because a Dog sweats through its mouth and not skin which is why most animals would agree that Humans smell like pure filth from 2 miles away.

    Take a fucking shower.

  • lol i think he knows that...hes just joking around, cmon dude

  • No way, its by showers.

  • youre cool (not sarcastic) , that septum stretch must have killed. what do you do for a living?

  • Dude, you're so funny...

    "you get older, slower!"... beautifully put.

  • Wow, Az, your backyard is breathtaking!

  • OMG ROFL

  • LOL V.smart. I Love it XD

  • love the camera....i am so drawn in by your babble that i am compelled to stay up for four days as well and NEVER SHOWER!

  • Oh so that's what 9:00 in the morning looks like! :D

  • Blame the nose-ring. It deflects all of the stinky molecules away before your nose can detect them.

  • Yeah but the rest of us who are productive citizens of the world and who get up early each morning to go to an actual JOB are required to bathe regularly if we want to achieve any sort of success in our jobs.

    SLACKER!

    Oh and btw this video looks really nice in high quality. Pretty colors. :)

  • "I'm not all that dirty"

    yeah because you don't actually DO ANYTHING!

    (sometimes I have to shower twice in one day)

    Hummpphh.

  • Very funny, Az; the relativity of our time sense. What I hate about sleeping, is that when I wake up, I'm like, Who am I? Where am I? It's like being rebooted, and all the programs take forever to reload.

  • Awesome!

  • Dogs are filthy, you're filthy, I'm filthy.

    Hooray for un-hygiene-ness...

    And I've tried that whole staying up thing so I don't age, I feel older.

    As for not bathing...I kinda like not smelling a little too much. Hack off a year or two of my life. Whatevs.

  • Very good one.

  • Classic!

  • You never cease to make me laugh. Your videos are just freaking amazing. Thats all :D

  • the clock is alienating me :(

  • sometimes when i watch your videos you remind me of that one guy on the tv show scrubs. you know which guy i'm talking about. THAT guy.

  • Me and nine o'clock were sadly introduced to one another over ten years ago. Now I would love to not have to meet or know 6 and 7 and revert to 9. Can't say I will go on Shower Time with you...but perhaps I will find myself yet another loop-hole.

  • I <3 U

    This is just amazing... No, wait. E-MAZING

  • You are fantastic.

  • A) Why did this video not pop up in my subscriptions

    B) I'm anti-bathing as well...fuck it, love me for all of me...and if you don't you never loved me to begin with

    C) Now to watch this again because I feel this is a double watch video

  • hahaha!

    I fucking love you.

  • bwahaha. Love this. My sleep cycle is very similar.

  • Hilarious!

  • I always considered that the day begins when you get up too.

  • same

  • This is brilliant!

  • New dangly things! Nice.

  • The fountain of youth is at our fingertips!

  • Who needs to look for the fountain of youth anymore...amazing discovery..lol

  • i now know what 9 oclock in the morning looks like

    (pan camera wtf)

    its AMAZING!

  • Reminds me I gotta shower today.

    LOL NICE ONE MAN! Kinda mind boggling tho.

  • Shower time....hmmm I outta try that.lol.

  • I heard that showers have the ability to wet skin. Also, I noticed that if you stay in for too long, your body will age, and I have the winkled fingers to prove it!

    Peace.

  • Haha. Funny.

  • I have no idea but I'd like to know.

  • DIRTY NEWS

  • Not being judgmental or anything. Don't mean to sound un hip, but really, much as I try, I cannot bear to look at that bull ring. Would you lose too much of your individuality and your latent teenage desire to be different by removing your nose ring? I mean, honestly...aside from the odd cow, who finds that attractive?

  • i happen to find that very attractive, then again, im that odd cow.

  • I got a septum ring, its awesome! don't remove it! must of been painful getting it to the size he's got it.. going to 1.6 after being 1.2 fuck my eyes ran so much

  • Awesome. Every video is better and better. Honestly, I just love watching your videos!!!!

  • You're amazing.

  • I'm sorry, but someone has probably suggested it by now..--consider it something built off your idea--: ass-wiping time.

  • lol i do that too!! stay up in the night...and sleep in the morning....yaaaaaaaaaaaaay. and is it really messed up and sad that i actually understand what you are saying????

  • awesome!

    you've solved the mystery!

    if we never sleep, we'll never age & no need to bathe.

    I'm in.

  • Congratulations!

  • if you slept four days for every day, when you die you would be older

  • You have a very interesting mind.

  • i believe ur wife was tired of you smeel like a dog and you protested!! :D

    Great vid hehe

  • very good. Thanks. No reasons, it just is....

  • lol awesome. Love your videos & writing.

    I can't get past two days. I like the feeling of running water at adjustable temperatures too much. Shocking the circulatory system can produce a warm afterglow, tightens the skin, relaxes the muscles and most importantly it feels good on my wiener.

  • I shower about every eight days. It's a better system for shower years.

  • Haha, excellent. To be honest, I have that feeling regarding when tomorrow starts...

  • yea, me too,

    i have no idea why

  • So clever indeed. What an earth do your women think of this?

  • Holy Shit........this video is great!

  • I love staying up all night, unfortunately a little thing called a day job gets in the way.Love your logic, LOL!

  • your logic, it is flawless :D

  • I just take a whores bath...you know, top and tials?

  • MASSIVE WE NEED NO SLEEP

  • "i now know what nine o'clock in the morning looks like. here. it's amazing!" lol

  • just use some talc

  • Your so lucky to have a place like that behind your house! =P

  • damn you and your clever wit!

  • Can't wait to see the new vid! I'm not sure, but I think your logic may be flawed here...maybe it's the 4 days of crud clouding your judgement..LOL!! You gave me quite the laughing fit! Thanks, Grams

  • I work the overnight shift so I know exactly what you mean. It's 10:00 in the morning so I'll leave you with this... Goodnight.

  • haha i love you az

  • I love you too!

  • Oh man, I gotta change my lifestyle I wanna see the nine am view too.

  • Hah, now that's funny!

  • Wow! 9 o'clock in the morning is a great view!

  • Damn dirty ape!!

  • Nice.

  • Ok, it sounds all wrong, but I'll give it my best shot.

  • Az, your logic is impeccable as always. lol Bravo! 9am looks crazy too!

  • beeeeeeeeautifulyzyzyzyz

  • wat.

  • Exactly how i feel.

  • spread your little white cheeks

  • lol.. i lowkey live the same way. it's the

    44th hour of the day atm. (standard 96 hour time, none of this namby-pamby 24 hr bullcrap) :P

  • awesome!

  • Wait. I have to watch this again, I can't quite figure out what you said.

    Are you gonna stay awake till you take a shower? So you'll be smelly, and sleep-deprived?

    This plan of yours, Az? The only thing that will be separating you from a homeless person is that fabulous jewelry. No offence.

  • boys usually don't want to bathe... I only started because most women don't like to make out with smelly men.

  • Yeah that's my dream life...go to bed and wake up when u want to.

    *Sigh

    Oh well, i'm a slave.

  • Lmnfao! I too follow those principals. XD

  • Oh man ^^ u are a genius!! and i love the vids too ^^

  • 9 o'clock in the morning still exists? I thought it was abolished when I finished High School!

  • High school? I thought that was abolished when... well, did it ever exist?

  • Augh, I thought no one else shared my view on "tomorrow doesn't start until I wake up again" until this video.

    I took saw that nine in the morning looked like yesterday...it was cold and bright.

    Your videos constantly make my day and this was no exception.

  • Another keeper Jeff! keep up the day?

  • You're great! Just love everything in your videos *asskiss*

  • I hate that whole feeling of being dirty when I wake up and feeling like the day hasn't actually stared yet and I'm still in yesterday. It makes me feel itchy and disgusting xD

  • i love your mind! bahaha. so weird!!!

    but i believe if you go out to public places all the time, you shud at LEAST take a shower every other day. unless you live in a hot place like me such as california....showers are essential...DAILY. lol

    but i love your system. but dying at 35...would kinda suck.

  • Not when you're 90 in people years.

  • omg, i wish 9 am looked like that here in california

    its way to fucking hot in LA

    i hate it!

  • It's really lovely.

  • i dont showed every day.. so?

  • I just bursted out laughing at the end of this video. I love your logic so much.

  • Thanks!

  • dude i so feel you, when i don't shower i feel like i'm in the body of yesterday.

    but why do you want to die young?

  • But AZ I take a nap in the afternoon, and so I got two days in one...But no I don't take a shower everyday lol! Haaa these sweet deliriums of endless days...:-)!

  • Dude, you've got to be ANCIENT by now!

  • Shit!!I'm an Ancestor!!! :-)!

  • Time is relative, I totally agree with pretty much everything you said...though I do love how to feels after a nice long showth...that's a shower and a bath in one. I like to be different.

  • I woke up at 2:30pm today.

    But then I took a shower :P

  • I shower and shave every Saturday whether I need to or not.

  • Goodluck to you and I can smell roses.

  • Dude...you have made many great videos but I have identified with none, perhaps, as much as this one. I'm not even gonna tell you how long my current shower day is. At least not in public.

    And it IS yesterday's dirt. The new dirt just sits on top of the old dirt so you're no more dirty than you were after the first day. This works even better the longer you train your body to assimilate with the film.

  • It's true! It