Commentary Cartman Gets An Anal Probe part 1

[butthead6318]

i love this episode

[TheAlexisEllis]

I liked South Park 64

[EmmaLennyEddie]

I'm 12 and I love south park! Jeez guys... Stop being mean to eachother...

[HousingThePlagued]

Are we really bragging about our ages here...

[rockypc24]

OHHH IM 91 AND I LOVE WHAT U YOUNG WHIPPERS SNAPERS WATCH

[micnic666]

no, ok you children 12 and 11 shouldn't be watching this kind of stuff :/ and you should'nt be proud of swearing

[holycrapjesusman]

@micnic666 That's your view. There's no such thing as "should" in general, it only exists within a living thing's mind, which is different in all living things. So, unless people take your opinion into consideration, your comment is irrelevant.

[DiogoAlmeida95]

@micnic666 I watch this show since I was 9 (now I'm 16) and I'm so glad I started watching it so soon, it really taught me alot about life and real comedy writing skills

[JajaYarnick]

@micnic666 I'm 12 and i fucking love South Park. I think you are 13 or something.

[lovez012]

@micnic666 Why not it's not our fault the world is messed up.

[Vasianah]

classic

[OpheliaRising]

Intrenet?

[Sarsion]

@OpheliaRising He's saying "Intranet", I believe.

[giacomo91998]

this was pretty good work for construction paper

[animeskyrunner]

where can u watch this with the video?

[animeskyrunner]

they have a friend named butters

[williamnakama]

southparkstudios(dot)com/full-­episodes/s01e01-cartman-gets-a­n-anal-probe

[LolzothecactuS]

This show does actually show how kids are these days....I got cussed by a like, 8 yr old a few weeks ago.

[TheKratnoff]

@littletulula stfu. Its sad that you just said you hope a 10 will burn in hell. calm the fuck down, theyre just words. P.S. God doesnt exist.

[TheKratnoff]

@j1veMonk3y7 ya my nap time is right after lunch. i like to be full when i sleep.

[j1veMonk3y7]

@TheKratnoff. After lunch I should've known...!

[TheKratnoff]

@j1veMonk3y7 dude how did my comment get removed? :(

[j1veMonk3y7]

@TheKratnoff Uhhhhhh you know I really don't know..??!!! But I can honestly say that I had nothing to do with it truly I didn't touch your comment I just go on this site to piss people off is all... Im really good at it...

[TheKratnoff]

@j1veMonk3y7 you didnt piss me off. you seem like a genuinely good guy. we just had a disagreement is all.

[TheKratnoff]

@j1veMonk3y7 yes. how did you know?

[j1veMonk3y7]

@TheKratnoff  Hey thanks man..! :) You seem to be a pretty nice guy yourself. So I'd like to just apologize for being a dick to you before so to prove it I removed my 1st comment I made towards you its gone now... And your right we did just have little disagreement its funny how we all just get so hostile towards each other but then I guess its very easy to get away with on a computer...

[ladino101]

Lmao i love this show!

[Pandamoaniumify]

Lol I'm laughing I see kids talking about killing people and swearing worst than any sailor... It's life, suck it up honey.

[TaigaToraDora]

"I'M GONNA MAKE LOVE TO YA WOMUUUN. GONNA LAY YA DOWN BY THE FIYA."

love chef xD

[TaigaToraDora]

I love how they don't call Cartman by his first name :P

[EasyExpertVillage]

cartman are you okay. you know when you take a big dump that came out your ass. awesome. (touch the probe). you know that feeling when that big dump you took goes back up your ass. no i'm not okay.

[ComradePopov]

cartman was kinda like butters in the early episodes, they were using him all the time

he sure changed during those 14 years

[DXFan1269]

if they ever end the series, they should make the last episode hand made

[flamehour08]

LOL Kenny says REALLY obscene things if you listen closely.

[Thematchikpete]

i have a german south park video cartmanland

[Zooroonies]

matt sounds different in this commentary

[alexrogers411]

I think it was late 97 or early 98 that this show was first on. I was shocked Comedy Central put this on.

X-Files started in the fall of 93.

[carnarsie5]

didnt they remake the episode

[ablepharuskita]

@carnarsie5  not exactly, just watch S07E03 on southparks website

[Zooroonies]

@carnarsie5 kind of. they made an episode for season 7 called cancelled, and the first 2 minuets of the episode is a remake of this episode

[waffleriddle]

@carnarsie5  they did sort of with the episode cancelled

[mjazzguitar]

I couldn't understand them at first.

I thought they were going to show the freaking pilot so you listen and listen and all it is is talk.

[15414h]

hats the song called cartman sings??

[aVERYcunningHAM]

Im 12 but i dont swear to be cool i just swear because im used to it..

[KCMmfwcl93]

You know what, yes, I'm female, and yes, I love south park, but back in 1996, when nothing like this had ever aired, I'm sure that women were scetchy about it. It makes alot of sense. And to all these little kids commenting a shit load of swear words, we already know them, you don't have to keep broadcasting them, and also, putting all of them together in one big clump, it makes you look stupid... just sayin...

[MyLilPwny43]

kids swear because of things like south park seeing as they were probably the first show promoting swearing children lol

[TheCandyGirl58]

LMAO I'm a twelve year old girl and I FUCKING LOVE SOUTH PARK! Oh my God did I, a child, just swear AND am I a female that loves South Park? Hell yeah bitches! :D

[blah0927]

@TheCandyGirl58 Same! Except I'm 10! :D

[TheCandyGirl58]

@blah0927 *Gasps!* Even more controversial! xD :D

[lovez012]

@TheCandyGirl58 I'm 11 i fucking love south park too and i swear and am a female

[TheDMartStudios]

@lovez012 Then you shouldnt be on youtube then bitch.

[Michababen]

@TheCandyGirl58 That is some of the saddest stuff I've seen in a long time.. =/

[scousereddy2468]

the spirit of christmas is on utube its basicly santa vs jesus!!!!!lol

[RoadSamurai]

I'm 25 and i have never used a "bad" words. Yes, never. What for? To show how cool you are? That stupid.

[mikecappa]

@RoadSamurai yeah it is stupid to do anything to try and look cool. but just because you swear doesn't mean you do it for a reason.

[mjknlr]

@RoadSamurai "Bad" words are just part of my vocabulary. They're acceptable in certain social situations.

[Floyd13778]

I once heard from a girl that most women felt sceptical about "South Park" because they confused the concept of the show with "Happy tree friends". She claimed to have initially been reluctant to the show, too, until she found out what it was REALLY about.

[kalmkilla]

South park is the best show in the world its like putting butter on your penis and masterbating

[CopperMasterX]

ah so thats where butters came from

[stryker1500]

@CopperMasterX I was just about to say that

[sasunaruluvr010]

I'm a woman and I love South Park ;A;

[TheWaynelds]

its great to see how southpark started and develope into what it is today. i admit i didnt really watch southpark when it first came out but by the mr hanky episode i was hooked.

3 cheers for matt and trey

[sidearmsalpha]

I didn't know the earlier DVD sets had commentary tracks or has there been new versions of the first few seasons released?

[DigiMoon93]

South Park's character range shows a "this is how things are when you're not looking" kind of ideal.

You can actually get a psycology lesson from South Park if you really pay attention.

Kyle and Stan are more mature than most characters but Kenny & Butters are soooo CUTE!

[niflap]

There's also the complicated nature of the relationship b/n the other boys & Cartman. They claim to hate him, but they follow his lead when it works to their agenda. It keeps you wondering if Cartman's real stupid or real smart.

[KisamesBabyTeeth]

heheh ima chick and i like southpark. acually i had never seen it until i was 11 and i fell in love with it the first time i watched it. Kyle and Cartmanz meh favez1!! XD

[comedyliker12]

me too! :P

[NinjaMuffinMaster]

Why do people find the show weird because kids curse and act mature? When I was ten the boys would always curse when teachers weren't in hearing range, and said perverted comments.

I'm not a fan of SP, but it's a nice series.

[Laurelindo]

I like how all the four South Park kids are so raw in this first episode.

Sure, I like that Stan and particularly Kyle are more kind in the later episodes, but there's something special about seeing all of them being just as aggressive as Cartman.

[toriyamaZ]

awesome upload

[flashbacks37]

what are you 5???

[jadem9987]

lol I laughed when they were saying women hated the show, since I'm female and I love it!

[SuperGinger94]

Same. Actually South Park is my favorite show.

[ShpadoinkleSonetka]

This is a COMMENTARY by the creators of south park and if you could read you would have known that.

[headshotz2weak]

SHIT! sorry i didnt see the commentry ^.^

[basketball201120]

its called commentary you stupid fuck

[mythbuster43]

Hey, he made a mistake, no need to be an asshole.

[plumpplop42]

I've heard that south park is meant to shock people because the kids swear and stuff. But thats really how kids are these days, duh. For example I'm 11. Fuck shit cunt twat tit piss flaps wet dream.

[adarox1997]

LOL nice. im 11, 2. trey && matt r so right!!! im lyk a south park kid. i cant believe the women in the focus group didnt lyk it. im a girl && its 1 of my fave shows :D

[Jcsthird]

Yea. George Carlin

[lesterclaypool1]

nice

[LilSkott]

@plumpplop42 lol!

[Rebldoomer]

@plumpplop42 yeah because kids like you are morons and will never amount to anything in real life. fucking pussy lips

[XXXkLeCiIj69XXX]

I have a perfect grade point average... gangbanging with diarrhea in the cummed ass, pussy elongated cunts fuck the fucking fuckers, viva el porno. Thank you.

[jazrob86]

@plumpplop42 hahaah what a clown

[adkinsjr]

@plumpplop42

on your channel it says you're 44, lol

[sneakernightx3]

@plumpplop42 LMFAO PISS FLAPS WET DREAM.. AHAHAHAHA.

[Flaremancer]

@plumpplop42 Flaps?

[LifesForgiveness]

@plumpplop42 same but im 9

[angelemon94]

@plumpplop42 i grew up with south park. i started watching when i was like 4 or 5. how old were you?

[NGMan62]

@plumpplop42 They're not kids, they're boys because they are all male.

[supermario64777]

@NGMan62 He probaly means Wendy too

[Niefkolubecky]

@plumpplop42 how is that swearing? you sound like a retard with rerets

[merc4796]

@Niefkolubecky whats rerets isnt it called "tourettes" now you look like the retard

[LarryCrotts]

@plumpplop42 wow im fuckin 11 too. I don't give holy shit if i cuss

[chepe371]

@plumpplop42 kids BEEN this way, i was 11 11 years ago, when this show started airing, i loved it, not because they spoke how i only wish i could, but because they spoke LIKE ME and like us, actually we were much worse.

[trickchack]

@plumpplop42 Actually, they styled the tongue of the boys to resembles 8 year olds when they're on their own or with each other.

[ComradePopov]

@plumpplop42 yeah, I think everyone forgot about their childhood - I remember that when I was in second grade, everyone was swearing

[TheKratnoff]

@plumpplop42 flaps?

[MyaChrisify]

@plumpplop42 thats kinda sad

[cheesecakeman999]

i love to singah

[Will2killsum1]

Cartman has emotional problems dumb ass, big difference from being gay.

[TehBigWolf]

How 'bout that time Cartman suggested that he take a picture of himself with Butters' penis in his mouth because he thought it'd be funny? He's a total closet-case.

[fatalmx1210]

our friend butters hehe

[mariovssonic64]

oh hamburgers...

[JordanM246]

>h>h>h>h>h

[mythbuster43]

Heh, I dont remember third grade as being nearly as bad as it is on South Park, but Parker and Stone are right. My dad himself told me that when your a kid, you seem to think and serve yourself more than other people, and this changes as you turn into an adult. After retirement at age 65, sometimes you get selfish as you get old, but sometimes you don't.

When they entered fourth grade, Stan and Kyle start to mature more, where Cartman turns boarderline sadistic. A sign of their future.

[TheGeckoNinja]

lol borderline? he is a sadistic psycho XD

[johnnyjazzy7]

man those guys are so right about third grade. nickeloden and other kid channels make 10 years olds like angels, when they are really cartmans. good times

[zaengo]

i loved being a cartman.

[JadMaster3]

@zaengo Then that means you love taking someone you hate's parent's and grinding them into chili sauce like in Scott Tenorman must die.

[captain0redbeard]

i was beavis when i was 10

heh, heh, fire!

[extra4me]

well sort of, but i think they did it on purpose to make them look good now

[YettiYetto]

well no shit shurlock it is supposed to look bad you idiot!

[elvisclowncrahan91]

classic

[directorjustin]

intranet?

[bizzare3]

internet is world wide, intranet a short area like a town or neighboorhood.

[ktidewalker]

i think he was being ironic

[KennyMcKormickLover]

Wow!

Cool!

[brwhizz]

This episode was originally aired just two weeks before Princess Diana died.

[ThirdEyeOpen123]

lol diana.

[PETERALEXANDERSCOTT]

that?

[PETERALEXANDERSCOTT]

where did you get?

[BabiiDalek]

thats really interesting =]

[MarkineGeorge]

Which is the name of the music when Eric Cartman is forced to dance? In this part of the picture.

[Gundam1987]

I Love to Singa.

[MarkineGeorge]

thank you very much.

[shariotoflove]

lmao

[tclol]

butterscotch :)

[risjnet]

wtf is that?? shut up bitch and turn on the chapter... assh....

[blacksteel88]

where did you get this commentary?

[redmnms8080]

jujbres buthole of course there is butters

[KizzleSmith]

they went to west jefferson junior high in evergreen, colorado.

[147ckjak]

fuckin tard

[JujBres]

they have a friend named Butters? haha

[gsn93]

I think his name is Eric Stragh.

[lifebloodmental]

Leopold "butters" Stotch

[gsn93]

No I'm talking about there friend Butters, not Leopold "Butters" Stotch.

[lifebloodmental]

oh,sorry,

the charatcters based on him,

he's the director of animation

whether they call him butters on not i dont know =D

[cyberen]

"any kind of caring about anyone comes out of complete self interest"

Just like Libertarians!

[styber]

Thanks for uploading!