This video is better than Youtube is better than Google Chrome is better than Firefox is better than IE is better than Windows is better than a Mac. Hellz yeah.
@Slipfunice Here is an idea for you my friend to make things more enjoyable. Take a stick of butter and melt it and then melt so much cheese in it that the entire bowl becomes one gooey slimy white and yellow ball of lubricating goo and then get comfortable and ready to enjoy your Mario fueled penis semen extraction experience. Take the whole bowl and pour it on your penis and then go from there. Using a poorly drawn cheesy Sonic fan art taped next to your screen will also help .
@Slipfunice Your are welcome! You may call Anal Vegeblaster and I don't have that name for nothing! I am known for running around sticking rotting 10 year old peanut butter covered vegetables into random people anus's at any time wherever I am while I wear my favorite kool aid stained and oatmeal encrusted Dragon Ball Z T-Shirt on Sundays. Nice to meet you, may obesity take over your soul as it has mine under a gray sky in an unwashed fishing boat last Tuesday.
I put this song on repeat, full screened the video, masturbated to it, and jizzed all over the screen whilst wearing my favorite super mario T-shirt and sweatpants in a dimly lit room on my outdated Dell computer.
@Jodekoekj I know that turns me on just thinking about it too, doesn't get much sexier than that. I forgot to mention that in the background there was very old, overly cheesy, ear raping poor quality anime theme songs playing and I used an entire bottle of used 5 year old cooking oil I found in the garage that had been forgotten as lube as the stench of over cooked frozen pizza I had forgotten in the microwave since that afternoon drifts through the air.
Well, since youtube are suspending accounts left and right, changing the layout to something shitty every two minutes and WMG is audio killing, I think this video is miles better. >_>
What did I just watch?..... 0_o
DrJonathanMM 1 day ago
He said he was sorry! What could he do? He's got the music in his soul!!
Chaofanatic 1 month ago
NoOoOoOo!!!
epicnessner 1 month ago
Anything is better than youtube...
TheReapinz 2 months ago
at this point of youtube anything is better than it
jpivot1 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
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Lepug101 3 months ago
I know this video is just a part of a bigger video. I'm looking for it. Please tell me what that video is.
messenger360 3 months ago
I'll watch the rest tomorrow.
xXiceprodigyXx 3 months ago
It was better than it with just the picture, the video itself was better than our universe.
UltraTurboJack 3 months ago
god, all i asked was if you had a light or not.
HPlookalike94 3 months ago
what did he say?
BattleDamageReport 4 months ago
This video is better than Youtube is better than Google Chrome is better than Firefox is better than IE is better than Windows is better than a Mac. Hellz yeah.
Seiga 4 months ago
NNnno0o0o0o0o0o
Neekolassify 4 months ago
This video is the meaning of life. Thank you so much for making it.
NocteusLucium 5 months ago
Mario's head is a hyperbolic parabola
IAmElectrospecter 5 months ago
WILL U NOoOoOoO
00bilz 5 months ago
Perfect video answer!
SeriousMelih 5 months ago
No0O0o0O0O0O0...
Trualdie 6 months ago
Wait. If this video is better than YouTube... does this mean that the video is better than itself?
JonmanOwnsYou 6 months ago 3
this is what I sound like when i'm taking a shit.
macky1able 6 months ago
i'm not kidding this is like in my top ten videos ever
Heliosphan15 6 months ago
It's not like it has much competition.
MediaMunkee 6 months ago
NoOoOoOoOo
Joona1410 6 months ago
139 people doesnt have the best sense of humor
flipsk8flip 6 months ago 3
lmfao
NintendanGX 7 months ago
I No'd
TheDoctorOfAllTacos 7 months ago
well,here is a paradox,if this video is better than youtube,why is on youtube?
TheChosenOneOfRussia 7 months ago
I didn't know Mario was in DEAD SPACE
JonmanOwnsYou 7 months ago
*charmap*
mytac0sftw 7 months ago
charmap
mytac0sftw 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
But this video is ON YouTube.
This video is better than itself.
Tyingful 8 months ago
This comment is better then this video.
vipCP10 8 months ago
crap its 12:47 in the night and i had this on full volume
pokemonmasterxful 8 months ago
Anything is better than YouTube, lol.
Twisted4000 8 months ago
i think youtube is better, imho
SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS 8 months ago
OMG ALIENZ!!!!!!!!!!!
TiroTiro2000 9 months ago
press 1: "OOOOOOO"
press 2: "OOOOOOO"
press 3: "OOOOOOO"
press 4: "OOOOOOO"
press 5: "OOOOOOO"
press 6: "OOOOOOO"
press 7: "OOOOOOO"
press 8: "OOOOOOO"
press 9: "OOOOOOO"
HTFloverr 9 months ago 23
is this video better than youtube? NNNNOOOOOOO! lol but its still pretty good!
MaxxCashFtw 9 months ago
NNNOOOOooOoOUU
SillyZowieNuttyhoppe 9 months ago
jajajaja
mesfest 9 months ago
♫NNNNOoOoOoOoOOO♫
GabMesIRT 9 months ago
I find this video difficult to masturbate to.
Slipfunice 9 months ago 5
@Slipfunice Here is an idea for you my friend to make things more enjoyable. Take a stick of butter and melt it and then melt so much cheese in it that the entire bowl becomes one gooey slimy white and yellow ball of lubricating goo and then get comfortable and ready to enjoy your Mario fueled penis semen extraction experience. Take the whole bowl and pour it on your penis and then go from there. Using a poorly drawn cheesy Sonic fan art taped next to your screen will also help .
squezey1 9 months ago
@squezey1 Thank you, sir.
Slipfunice 9 months ago
@Slipfunice Your are welcome! You may call Anal Vegeblaster and I don't have that name for nothing! I am known for running around sticking rotting 10 year old peanut butter covered vegetables into random people anus's at any time wherever I am while I wear my favorite kool aid stained and oatmeal encrusted Dragon Ball Z T-Shirt on Sundays. Nice to meet you, may obesity take over your soul as it has mine under a gray sky in an unwashed fishing boat last Tuesday.
squezey1 9 months ago
does anyone else think that Mario looks like that guy with the really big head from the new Green Lantern trailer?
FTWINZOR 10 months ago
Funny thing is, this video is better than YouTube.
ShamangoUno 10 months ago
NNOOOOOB
AlllexL 10 months ago
Lequid mario?
leonzchannelz 10 months ago
NO im thinking YouTube is better.
The Video is good too.
huttigroute 10 months ago
This gave me an erection
DizzyDoucheBag 10 months ago
lol this is funny when im stoned
Gieltjeuh 10 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
This video IS youtube.
DannyEastes 11 months ago
SOI SOI SOI (My roflcopter)
LolwutFlying 11 months ago
In soviet russia Youtube is better than this video
TeamTurboZero 11 months ago 3
Watch this with the 1911 mode turned on
JaKexSyN 11 months ago
What ISN'T better than YouTube these days?
Twisted4000 11 months ago
See children, this is why drugs are bad
MarcusM1995 11 months ago
Nnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
KingTusutaja 11 months ago
I put this song on repeat, full screened the video, masturbated to it, and jizzed all over the screen whilst wearing my favorite super mario T-shirt and sweatpants in a dimly lit room on my outdated Dell computer.
squezey1 11 months ago 2
@squezey1 i masturbated to your comment.
Jodekoekj 10 months ago
@Jodekoekj I know that turns me on just thinking about it too, doesn't get much sexier than that. I forgot to mention that in the background there was very old, overly cheesy, ear raping poor quality anime theme songs playing and I used an entire bottle of used 5 year old cooking oil I found in the garage that had been forgotten as lube as the stench of over cooked frozen pizza I had forgotten in the microwave since that afternoon drifts through the air.
squezey1 10 months ago
I liked the part when the universe ended.
oisinallen 11 months ago 43
Thank you for raping my ears...
redamohammed2010 11 months ago
104,063 views.......
AltairEgo1 11 months ago
but,if it wasnt the youtube,you wouldnt show this vid,OH,THE IRONY
acarlos1957 1 year ago
I liked the part when he said nooooo
EliteZombies01 1 year ago
NoOoOoOoOoOo
dont do drugs kids
Slipfunice 1 year ago 3
Indeed.
Lucios1995 1 year ago
nooooooooooooo
zorg440 1 year ago
my dick did a backflip.
XxxxxxEMMANxxxxX 1 year ago 3
we have reached the edge of all internets
masternoob1911 1 year ago
LSD
MisterPolaristo 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Remember when you could watch a video without having to sitthrough a commercial?
Remember When Music Videos Were uploaded by users not VEVO
Remember When all the info was to the right of the video?
Remember you could rate a video1-5 stars?
Remember The famous yellow subscribe button?
Remember when the users controlled the site not corporations?
WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!
Post this in every video and let`s start a youtube revolution
Thumbs up to keep this going!
SantasEpicFail 1 year ago
AYEEEE KNOWWWWW
CompIeteStrangers 1 year ago
LOL WTF WAS THAT?
Zuel14 1 year ago
THIS VIDEO IS BETTER THAN YOUTUBE.
Mario: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
Mario disagrees.
BrainFreezeMovies 1 year ago
I didn't know that mario was in DEAD SPACE
thatkid0000able 1 year ago 2
THIS VIDEO MADE ME A MAN
mattehISme 1 year ago 3
@mattehISme how did you do that?
187RaiserHell 1 year ago
@187RaiserHell i copypasta lol
mattehISme 1 year ago
pause, scroll back to 00:00 hold left than down, and find out why this video rules.
dagga70 1 year ago
@dagga70 aww thats cool
jamesec4th 1 year ago
nooohoob (noob?)
RaWe1994 1 year ago
What does this have to do with science and technology?
TheBillzar820 1 year ago
ye-NOOOOOOOOOOO
Roxyeen 1 year ago
NOHOHOHOHOOOOOOH?
ipaqmaster 1 year ago
And Luigi never asked for a light ever again.
TERRIBLEPRODUCTIONSS 1 year ago 127
♫ NNNNOOOOOOO! ♫
TheDARKYOSHI64 1 year ago 157
@TheDARKYOSHI64 How do you do that music symbol?
mytac0sftw 8 months ago
@mytac0sftw charmap
sp00kynek0 7 months ago
Ok, ok. Geez, I won't buy the CDi if its that serious, Mario...
Nessthegreat 1 year ago
Wheres the 00:01 ?
TehRandoVideos 1 year ago
Boomer!
bearandwoot 1 year ago
it's true!
olinar90 1 year ago
retard mario
rmanning02 1 year ago
What is this? I don't even...
NotTrollingAtAll 1 year ago
watch?v=R_CrC7D3FL0
4z4i 1 year ago
NzzzOOoooO00O0ooo0o0oOOO000Ooooo0ouuUUUu
Sephiroz97 1 year ago 4
it is
superthehedgehog56 1 year ago
I agree with the title. At least this video doesn't suspend people's accounts for stupid reasons and screw up people's audio.
sunlight23144 1 year ago 12
why i can't spot watching this?
ToaCehk 1 year ago
@ToaCehk *stop
ToaCehk 1 year ago
If this video is better then, how are we watching it?
BowsersGrl 1 year ago
this video is better than sex
Sanandreaskill 1 year ago 6
lol i think he says "we knoooooooooowwwww"
Fis10n 1 year ago 4
It actually gets funnier every consecutive time.
EliteMon1995 1 year ago
NYOOOOOOOH...!
IronKnuckleKO 1 year ago
i couldnt see it cuz of the video thing a tthe end!
200PurplecatsXD 1 year ago
NOoOoOoOoOo!
koolvideoer 1 year ago 4
is he sayin NNOOOBBBB?
rossdustin19 1 year ago
-Mario, do you think you should stop taking illegal products ?...
MrTagpower 1 year ago 6
GAYGLUEEEEEE
GrounderTheRobot 1 year ago
NUHHGHGHGHGNOOOO
headcrabslayer 1 year ago
124 people didnt bring a light
Sealord75369 1 year ago
WTF!!!! WHO EVER FINDS THIS FUNNY IS SOMEWHAT MENTAL!!! F.U.C.KEN STUPID
bigwillie2324 1 year ago
What??? I don't get it
Rich7714 1 year ago
It's a hell of a lot better than Youtube is now.
TechieRefugee 1 year ago
This video is...AMAZING. It definatly kicks ass. LOL.
TheVoyagerFan 1 year ago
WOW!!
you were right *watches again*
BowsersGrl 1 year ago
NoOoOo
ElectroFuddy 1 year ago
there were unsafe amounts of lulz in this video O_O
Reiki151 1 year ago
MMMNOOoowowowoooowowoowowoooh
Kotathelulzy 1 year ago
mmmmmmmm NNOOOOOOOOO.
SolomontheCreatur 1 year ago
0_o
MrRandomGuy321 1 year ago
i respond to people like that a lot now
Heliosphan15 1 year ago
i just consumed large amounts of lulz
INEEDZALL 1 year ago
NoooOOOoooOOOO
Arceusgamer14 1 year ago
NNnnNNnnoooooouub
PlasticPackage 1 year ago
I can't stop watching it!!
likedrawingwolf 1 year ago
i laughed so much
ShyniGroudon 1 year ago
HAHAH MY BACK HURTS OMG THAT WAS AWESOME!
MrTurpasauna 1 year ago
Best thing I've ever seen.
Ever.
FlapjacksOnRage 1 year ago 5
**I move away from the mic to scare children
misterJUSTaGUY 1 year ago 122
So true!
Blazey521 1 year ago
This is why nobody asks for a light anymore.
TylerRVG 1 year ago 3
EAR RAPE
theC4K3is4lie 1 year ago
i just shat a turkey!
H4L0K1LL4 1 year ago
Well, since youtube are suspending accounts left and right, changing the layout to something shitty every two minutes and WMG is audio killing, I think this video is miles better. >_>
Mespritroth 1 year ago
I think God just said no
younggunsfan 1 year ago
NOOOOOuuuuuuuwowooohhh
MrCorpseGrinder88 1 year ago
DUUUUUUMMBBB.
Flimerfly 1 year ago
when i clicked this video i was suddently logged off of my account. wtf
Mik1Fe 1 year ago
@Mik1Fe When i clicked this video i suddenly died.
phazoneatermetroid77 1 year ago
i cracked up from 0:01-0:02
bgf97 1 year ago
NOT.
Flimerfly 1 year ago
this...........is..............AWESOME!!!
RDarthur91 1 year ago
THIS IS THE BEST MOST EPIC VIDEO ON THE ENTIRE SURFACE OF THIS OVER POPULATED PLANET
humpt2345 1 year ago
just aobut any thing is better then this abortion google amde youtube in to
this video is better then old youtube
presidentbrian1 1 year ago
my dick is big because he is from brazil
sentafria 1 year ago 4
Is this video better than youtube?
Plays video*
SinisterPorkyMinch 1 year ago
youtube seems to to mad at this video, they distorted it. D:
DrCheesewizard 1 year ago 2
the greatest 2 seconds of my life
McScreamo 1 year ago 4
I just came so hard.
DrNintendoMaster 1 year ago 115
@DrNintendoMaster thats what she said
pitchblast300 1 year ago
121868 views?
what the fuck?
k0stil 1 year ago
chakatun :3|
tunglour 1 year ago
No, you lie, YOU LIIIIIIEE!!!!!!!
megadanzilla 1 year ago
O_O
Pozakion 1 year ago
It seems I have found the end of the universe.
TERRIBLEPRODUCTIONSS 1 year ago
YEEEEeeeeeEEEEssssss...
MolotovCTail 1 year ago
Not that it takes much to be better than YouTube these days...
Blarghurface 1 year ago
I am enlightened.
Ebob101 1 year ago
A.T.A. The most epic answer to all questions
markkane20 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAH. suppose to be funny ? dont get it..
ErrorCreator 1 year ago
A bit melodramatic if you ask me.
CrazyJoe629 1 year ago
sounds like:NOOOOOOOOOOB
taganu007 1 year ago
mario became a malformed Retardo and thats why now he cant speak the right.
NackWeasel 1 year ago
This is how Weegee was born!!
SmashingGreen 1 year ago
nnnnnnOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DecapitateSpeedcore 1 year ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
theYTPmaster1 1 year ago
NOOOooOOooOOOOooo
EvAninfinity 1 year ago
This has more views than the original.
BlackCranberries4 1 year ago
Everything is better than YouTube's new design.
InfernoxStudios 1 year ago
LOOOOOOOOOL!
OMGitsthellamaking 1 year ago
SPOOKY
AuronV3 1 year ago