Going to the Spa (Rome Total War Machinima)

[Gameplayer577]

roman general says :Y U NO SEE CARTHAGE ARMY!!!!!!

[marquezfilms480]

@Gameplayer577 you ish made my day X3

[Gr3atSam1]

This was so random it was funny :D

[eaglescopetv]

Carthage moving past the watchtower like nothing lol!

[Might1789]

he should go to SPArta

[TheWhiteCANdance]

@Titan95hd actually the sumerians werent an empire fool, they were a collection of city-states, learn your history before you attempt to speak it

[Titan95hd]

@TheWhiteCANdance look 4 the Akkadian Empire and the summerian renaisance before calling me fool

and by the way i dont speak it i whrite it

[TheWhiteCANdance]

@Titan95hd Well guess what? I'm still right, the Egyptian empire was formed exactly 100 years before the Akkadian Empire, and lasted way longer, aswell as the Sumerian Renaissance, Egypt was formed 400 years before, and Sumer, again, was not an empire, fool

[SuperBamse100]

im going to the spaaaa XD



[louisandshadow]

Hannibal ARMY ><

[juamont]

jajajajaja



[johlandman]

hahahahaha lol

THAT WAS GREAT.

[sebbekung123]

The spa talking guy was an infiltrator sent there by Hannibal

[Adamhistorybuff]

since when did romans not have AMERICAN accents and start having BRITISH accents or am i wrong....?

[Ariminua]

@Adamhistorybuff When did Romans ever speak English?...

[Adamhistorybuff]

@Ariminua XD true true

[Ariminua]

@Adamhistorybuff =D.

[thegreedfang]

@Ariminua britain did was a part of the roman empire(not all of great britain)

[Ariminua]

@thegreedfang That doesn't mean they spoke English, lol.

[456ironmaiden]

Rome just isn't as good as it used to be

[Jusmar386]

@456ironmaiden when has it been rome didn't hear the Istanbul is the new Constantinople and Constantinople is the Nova Roma

[456ironmaiden]

@Jusmar386 dude i have no idea what your talking about. Man if im gonna be a history teacher i really need to study history. because you must know more about the ancient world than i do

[Jusmar386]

@456ironmaiden hey dont sweat its just latin Nova means New Roma means rome constanipole is new rome, and is conquered by turks and named Istanbul

[skinkslayer]

obviously a gaul on the left

[ZenekLopata4]

FINISH HIM

[TCUisTHEbest]

This was stupidly funny.

[TransilvaniaROU]

Don`t put idiots like these 2 roman soldiers as watch-town if you didn`t want to have surprises like this!

Stupid Guards! :))))

[NjamiSumpor]

The Greek colonies in the western medditerannean were Magna Graecia, the Adrtiatic islands and Massilia in France, perhaps some other. Etruscans were a different people alltogether, nobody really knows their origin, there is no historical proof of their origin. BTW Magna Graecia is Sicily and southern Italy

[456ironmaiden]

ok sorry i realize my mistake thanks to people and me reading my own comment. i meant to say roman and typed spartans instead my mistake. were all humans right? humans make mistakes.

[SupaSoap590]

I feel like this is historically accurate! BREAKING NEWS HANNIBAL DESTROYS ROME!!!

[456ironmaiden]

rest of the movie: first spartan, "wait that enemy army just passed by..." second spartan, "oh fuck ceaser's not gonna like this". lol. btw what movie would they watch at the "movie theatre" lol.

[dorito38]

@456ironmaiden

that weren't spartans. If they were, ceasar wouldn't care

[555emperor]

@456ironmaiden Spartans were greek, these are roman, yet you mention Cesar. XD

[lewisgunner1]

@555emperor Rome was a greek colony why do you think it is very similiar to Greece

[YuriKaslov]

@lewisgunner1 ...just no... Rome was a colony of Etrusca, Rome just emulated Greek culture after freeing itself from the Etruscans. They were Latins in origin.

[lewisgunner1]

@YuriKaslov The etruscans were a Greek colony so it like you know

[YuriKaslov]

@lewisgunner1 Nope, the Etruscans were a separate, vastly different civilization altogether. Their culture and language was unlike any other in the area, perhaps Celtic or Antolian in origin, but certainly not Greek. Greece never held very much of Italy, although they held a few Sicilian territories.

[lewisgunner1]

@YuriKaslov they colonized the whole thing the Etruscans were Romans

[lewisgunner1]

@lewisgunner1 I mean were greek but my point is that Greece had a lot of influence in Italy and in Some places in Northern Spain

[555emperor]

@lewisgunner1 I dont need a history lesson man i know my world facts, but americans arent brittish, same principle. The city itself wasnt, but the area was. Once the city was made by Romulus and Remus, They made themselves the first kings. You got me?

[lewisgunner1]

@555emperor America has all races it is like the persian empire but it is a Republic Romulus killed Remus to be King and his family ruled until Tarquin the proud the last Roman king was kicked out and they made a republic and then Caesar became dictator and Augustus started the Empire

[Jusmar386]

@lewisgunner1 heres a thery not proven but a theory, after the trojan war one leader escapes makes it to future north rome meets an unmarriesd queen seduces her becomes king gets some others to join an alliance then alexander the great comes conquers dies macedonian empire falls surviving italians states form and band while in the south the Carthaginians mass and form their own empire then the age of Iron begins... DRAMATIC ENDING

[lewisgunner1]

@Jusmar386 its a Theory and the Trojans are Greek

[ScreamOfLolipop]

@Jusmar386 lease dude, atleast you could try to set out some of these " . , ! ?" seriously, i almost died reading that...

[Jusmar386]

@456ironmaiden the illiad the carnage if Cannae I dont know who does

[halafradrimx]

How the heck can he say "God" if Jesus wasn't even suposedly born in that moment?

[hagiberti]

@halafradrimx yeah .. GOD ... like "cerus" "bacchus" or "jupiter" for example.

[franksinsanity]

@halafradrimx FAIL ^^^

[halafradrimx]

@franksinsanity L2troll

Redneck

[TheGhost1881]

@halafradrimx You fail. Epically. Go read a bible. It's kinda obvious. You know Jesus wasn't the start of God. Moron.

[halafradrimx]

@TheGhost1881 Romans were polytheistic. Christians and some other dumbasses from middle-east and Israel were monotheistic.

He said "God", not "By the gods!" or something the like. You fail epically, not me.

Nuff said.

[TheGhost1881]

@halafradrimx what?

[irishmadman409]

@halafradrimx and you faill for not using epic right

[halafradrimx]

@irishmadman409 L2troll.

Be happy get malnourished with that food, troll.

[irishmadman409]

@halafradrimx no troll here just correcting some one on there poor grammar

[irishmadman409]

@irishmadman409 and really is troll an insult? because if it is man kids these days have no intellectual comebacks

[Jusmar386]

@TheGhost1881 yea dumbasses there was Judaism even before the start of Roma

[TheGhost1881]

@Jusmar386 THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY!

[Pyromaster496]

Carthaginian Army: Passing through, we're Romans we speak latin.

Roman Guards: Okay, go on through.

And that's how Rome fell

[555emperor]

@Pyromaster496 Rome didnt fall Carthage did.

[Pyromaster496]

@555emperor Yeah i know, just making a joke. :D

[lewisgunner1]

@555emperor carthage is a barbarian piece of ****

[ninthlegionIX]

@Pyromaster496 lies! when they get back from the spa theyre going to rape you

[jizmacdacusha]

I like how the top comments are the same

[nestcuni]

I used to see a top liked comment "dude,carthagenian army passing by" and that maked me laugh more than the video.

[r21ARESH]

hannibal not hannible

[GodofMadnessNL]

@r21ARESH Cock, not Cock

[2010Nodari]

and thats how

[desertfighter100]

the romans are watching movies and hannibal takes rome

[magnvsmarcvs]

what s this ???? Titus Pullo ad Lucius Vorenus ???

[KIngAragorn100]

this was piont less what a waste of my time

[el6caballo6oscuro6]

@KIngAragorn100 ask for your money back

[KIngAragorn100]

@el6caballo6oscuro6 you think i paid money for this shit lol

[el6caballo6oscuro6]

@KIngAragorn100 that was the point...

[KIngAragorn100]

@el6caballo6oscuro6 no shit

[Jaeger2011]

@GuiltySparkmeister that is true but the word God still existed before christianity, as in sentences, the Gods are angered with us for example <.<

[KaiserGilloutine]

Stealth: Guess who has it!

[Jaeger2011]

@GuiltySparkmeister so your saying there were no gods before christianity? rome had gods their own, stupid

[Nuahtu]

@Jaeger2011 LOL shame :P

[Sterben10]

there should be more like these.

[aikevich1996]

the last day of Rome

[TheTapeandscissors]

@GuiltySparkmeister I have to agree, I laughed pretty hard at that one.

[MrD33J4y]

:))

[ManUtdBouzoukiBoy]

This is SPAta!!!

[portalbenderwindon]

the first one is secretly a christian

[Gumanning]

ok,come on man we are going to the movies.

hey lets ask Hannibalover there.

Hey Hannibal do you want to come to the Roman movies... With us?!

[StarwarsGeneral]

and thus, how Punic War was started...

[galagad]

jajajaajajaajajajajaa



[hankock1015]

"In God's name, what spa are you talking about?" "The spa you were just... wait did you just say God?"

"...no..."

[Findonate]

I don't get it?

[Anthrax123100]

Can anyone teach me how to make a video like that in rome total war



[SirDakkalot]

That was awesome.

[warboy2010]

whats wrong with saying "GOD" GOD god GOD

[97ranor]

@warboy2010

In Rome there was many different religions, but Christianity was looked down upon. At the time, Christianity was a small cult and considered dangerous, because rumors had it that You drank the blood and ate the flesh of Jesus Christ, suggesting cannibalistic cultism.

And so, Christians would have to be careful. I guess in the case of machinima, it is just because noone really knows about God yet.

[kingkongkillerman]

@warboy2010 they believed in the other types of gods like venus, mars, neptune etc, thats what they named the planets after

[Ternaring]

Im not sure if I should get this game, Is there any econonomy managing involved?

[OrangeGriff]

@Ternaring lol the economy is a major important part to this game and its very trickey but i would advise you buy this game

[ninetaildude11]

@Ternaring

not too much like the other guy said but you must manage it or else you're done, the citizens get unhappy, if theyre un happy its a rebellion or riot, possibly a rebel army can take over a city, i forget its been forver since ive played this game but defnitely get it

[nascarr11]

@Ternaring

Theres a lot to do with economy in the game. I always ran outta money and quit playing lol but i figured out a cheat thats helpful -

press "~" then put in " add_money 40000 " .

There are also other cheats but thats the main one.

[hankock1015]

it sounded really gay in there at 0:45-0:48...

[bigboys1199]

this game is fun but just loads waaaaay to slow

[MrSpetsnaz]

....and Thats how Hannibal sneaked into Northern Italy

[Toiletmamba]

lol a spah pop up ad came up

[PQH1612]

Did you realise sometimes the sound in the back is the sound of a fly?

[matofbelgica]

Did you yust say God?

No...

[Robolord77]

all while the carthaginians are attacking...

[Jas9999Sh]

how do you get machinima

[sirbee42]

@Jas9999Sh u my friend are a dumbass

[TheeRomans]

Hi!

Please check out me and my friends youtube channel ''Theeromans''

The one I'm logged in to now lolz. Hope you like our videos!

[rocknmetaldisciples]

Wait a minute how did u make this??? does anyone know how this guy made this

[BrianBrohmIsGood]

@rocknmetaldisciples replay mode

[fututipizdamatii]

Not so funny but the "god" thing was hillarious :))

[lovatojonasfan1]

Hey u wanna go 2 the movies?

No

Fuck u I'm gonna ask the carthaginian general walking with his massive army if he wants 2 go

[123TheGodFather1]

Not funny...

[joezzzify]

@123TheGodFather1 Does it say "funny" anywhere in the title or description?

[crankdatsouljaskater]

is that an enemy army in front of them

[zesusdk]

roman movies <_< Awesome, primitive, but awesome ^^ cool vid man

[CM99501]

and thats how hannible got into italy

[magicstorm1]

Carthiginian cavalryman: Sooo.. .. shouldn't they be blowin the alarm..maybe its a TRAP!

General: Do you wanna go to Spa? With.. me?

Cavalry:0_0

General: I wonder how Roman Spa looks like... I bet it would be grand, maybe it would be nice if you come...with me..

Bodyguard: 0_0

General: Aw come on now, we had a long day, a SPA would be soothing..we can scrub each others... and you can definitely scrub mine. I won't mind....

Cavalryman: 0_0!

General: Please...!!

[LegionOfMany112]

'Do those guys look suspicious to you?'

'Yeah'

'Should we do something?'

'Nope.'

'Fuck it, lets go to the movies, In rome. With you.'

[Jeric177]

Ok honestly i hate ads but this ad called mind jack looked pretty cool xD

[Schubijak]

he goes to the roman movies

like gladiator^^

[Memogin]

Oh dont mind us carthaginians, were just here to sack rome thats all

[ponti117]

You can also visit Roman orgies, you will forget about spa, or your buddy.

[omgitskarmacharger]

lollol

[lewisgunner1]

lol did u just say god and her threw him over the tower for being christan im catholic witch is the Roman version of christan but back then if u were christan u would have been killed

[Parham1995]

@lewisgunner1 True that, but Christianity didn't exist when Carthage was trying to get to Rome. xD

[lewisgunner1]

yea i know

[Nomis095]

i like hoe lax that centaurion is

[GangstaJRod]

lol

[firefighterZT2]

"Wait,did you say God?"

"Ughhh...no?"

[NaMeFAIL1]

.............*enemy troops marching* wait what no what happened to the spa? wow if i was the enemy i would scream shut up you sissy's

[DYKEhowe]

good

[Madnessdefender]

their so in trouble

[wargoboy]

hahahahahahaha lmao that was funny hahahahahaha im sharing this

[Exile499]

"what in god's name are you talking about?!"

"the spa you just-wa, wait, did you just say GOD?"

"*long pause* no, now come on buddie we're going to the moves"

carthaginan troop: SUCKERS!

[tefras14]

"Roman guards"blahblahblahblah

"Enemy general"Ok everyone be wery wery quiet

[wilsonkafetao]

kibon

[PilaAssassina]

And thats how Rome fell.

[Blackhorserider77]

well... I guess that explains a few things...

[ep1csn0wb0ard3r]

"Now come on Buddy, where going to the movies!" haha, while an army is passing by.

[fleadog12]

how do you make their mouths move?

[MultiMusicMeister]

lol "When in Rome..." "what?" "huh?" "When in Rome do what?"

[Macedon34]

ROFL,

BTW how did you do that?

[meideval]

How did you do those moviments with the hands, head and mouths?

[LegoRepublicese]

it's funny! lol!

[212commandercody]

wut? Carthies??!!

[mockingbird3346]

lol

[Laranzava]

And you wondered why Hannibal marauded italy for 13 years.

[goodfty]

@Laranzava hannibal marched around italy because he made a blood oath to his father that he would destroy rome no matter what but in the end he failed

[MrDimbah]

@goodfty he didn't failed carthage asked him to get back cuz rome was attacking chartage was fallen when hannibal was in spain then rome was almighty.

[Just300Spartans]

whats a spa? im serious whats a spa?

[Freddie88]

@Just300Spartans

A resort. Kind of.

[lagemegnorsk]

god... LMFAO!

[TheKaurajuoma]

haha good movie:) (how did u get them in to a house or something like that?)

[TheSwedishAssassin]

I like the entire Carthaginian army just marching by as they're talking about R&R. lol

[aqualieutenant]

yeah its like ok lets go to the movies... oh hai hannibal

[statesidekale]

funny

[JDusmcJD]

LOL that was funny

[Afonsocool23]

lol

[landervandenhemel]

:p sweet

[videosearcherwhenbor]

(At the movies watching Gladiator)

"Hmm...I don't remember if there was supposed to be a Hannibal in this movie."

"Well he's there and he's killing people...let's just keep watching."

"Oh hey look! General Varro is in the movie. Wow, he just got stomped by and elephant. Awesome special effects!"