Boats and Hos - the music video [step brothers]

[boodafied1]

funny



[BlueOnyxGuard8899]

Boats and hoes woooo hooooooo!!!

[motorcrossman517]

Haha the boat crashed ahahha rofl

[MontagesForLife]

you spelt hoes wrong

[kingbladein22231]

recorded with a toaster

[thecrazyone1988]

omg..this was acctually good, nice punchlines n wordplay...this makes most rappers (main or under) look Average....and these are just 2 comedians being fuck wit;s..LMAO, i have always liked Will and John as comedians though

[thatbastardson]

we're almost out of gas, call the arabs!

[TheWeskerman]

) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[TheExboks360]

@TheWeskerman i did it. it was easy ;)

[TheWeskerman]

@TheExboks360 :O u r jesus

[ImAMusicFreakFoeSho]

lmao (y)

[dreamsicle1997]

Hahahahahahahaha boats and ho's!

[phoebe576]

Nachos, LemonHeads &'d My Dads Boat(:

You Wont Go Down; CAUSE MY DICK CAN FLOAT!

[TheMarkTheShark86]

brendan would beat eminem in a rap battle

[Xxmonkey58xX]

ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ

[Aawsy]

go steve brule!

[sirhogan1]

the movie was great

[DoktorSick]

this movie was hilarious !!!!

[kevinator221]

i like the part about boats and hos

[wolfkidelf]

mhmm

[iruvliru]

lol will ferral owns

[theaceofspades39]

these stupid K-mart commercials are so annoying if you havent seen them theyre like I bunch of skaters that are like yeah, shop at K-mart if you wanna be hardcore

[pdawg66]

in the description: CUM

[brucasjomax103]

you are right these people are immiture it doesnt really matter what race we i mean look at our president he is a nigger or something like that i mean seriously who wants a blck man anyways there getto you guys can minus me all you want its the truth bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[ecpeter]

@brucasjomax103 please tell me English is not your native language, seriously? Please stay in school or go back and graduate, we don't need more of you idiots living off the system.

[Scarred4lyfe3]

hey all of you immature little fuckers SHUT UP!! no body cares what race you are white,hispanic,asain,black DOES IT REALLY FUCKING MATTER!?!?! i came here to laugh not read idiots arguments about race..cmon guys grow up...we are all equal none are better then the next.

[nimrodius]

then dunn read- ya dummay!

[Scarred4lyfe3]

hey fuck off im trying to make people grow up a little bit and your a perfect example of the fuck faces im talking about.

[nimrodius]

@Scarred4lyfe3 Great Job!

[ridenbaugh12]

titties

[Escalade761]

noooo Sugarhill Gang Dumb FUCKS da beats came from africa

[papertowelheadlock]

Rap sux put this is the best rap song ive ever heard

[92451721921892113]

rhyming was invented by the Chinese in the 5th century learn history stupid white boys

[jonkasamis]

nerd

[AHux1ey]

shut the fuck up, stupid yellow boy...

[SnorklinWithCudas]

shut the fucck up faggot

[SnorklinWithCudas]

This is a top notch rap

[zombienat123]

this cracks me up!!! XD

[moviesaresweet]

gotta hav me my boats and hoes

[panterastang]

I'm on a boat video > boats & hoes

[darksoul159753]

shit this is gonna be stuck in my heads for a couple days now lol boats & hoes BITCHS

[Beingmyself111]

"deadliest catch without the crabs, were almost outta gas call the A-rabs" lulz

[LinVicKno]

this is stuck in my head

[iowahawkeyetv]

greatest. video. ever.

[AtomAppleOMGizzle]

Rap originated in Africa dipshit

[VinnyLT9000]

too bad your a fuck huh?

[AtomAppleOMGizzle]

I agree.

[datnobodyking13]

i heard it all started in the bronx.

[madmagician07]

WHAT THE FUCK? It originated in New York bro NOT africa.

[AtomAppleOMGizzle]

Hip hop and modern rap came from New York. Speaking words rhythmically came from Africa.

[kiddr121]

@AtomAppleOMGizzle ... so did AIDS

[AtomAppleOMGizzle]

I like AIDs better than rap.

[34primetime]

its get below deck with a dick in your hand

[SPkennykiller]

I love this song its my ringtone. XD

[tylerpain15]

the nina o the pinta o the santa miria ill do ya in the bottom when ur drinking sangria nachos lemonheads my dads boat ya wont go down cuz my dick can float we travel round the werld and go port 2 port and when i cum i produce a quart put on ya life vest lets drop anchor theres a nice lady whore id like to swank herdeadliest catch without the crabs were almost owta gas call the arabs ima pussy pirate my name is jack sparrow pull down my pants so she can see my flesh arrow

[JamesKoutz013]

John C Reily sounds awesome as a rapper

[pyscholiam]

Will Ferral Can Actual Sing Like That This And Jhon C Really Can Actual Play Drums Like That

[chriskovacs10]

the best hilarious song ever!

[faqchinatown]

nachos, lemond head on my dad's boat

u wont go down cause my dick can float

lol x)

[ford1979truck]

love this . i have the DVD

[liangryness]

ohmygosh u ppl. its ME not my! if you disagree u got problems

[UFCJN]

boats n hos

[UFCJN]

boats and hoes im a p**** pherit my name is jack sperrow

[GirlyGirl5143]

Hahaha i luv this song and the movie

[airsofter120]

your lyrics are way off dude..... first off all its cum not come if u know what cum means. 2nd. its dick in your hand not tick in your hand 3rd. spank her not swank her

[tropicalcoke50]

why does everyone get the LYRICS WRONG ITS " I GOTTA HAVE MORE OF MY BOATS AND HOES"

not

i gotta have me mt boats and hoes

[brianthepanda]

Tropicalcoke50,

are you kidding me? i think you need to take another listen to the song. haha

[tropicalcoke50]

the lyrics are wrong, if you listen to it closely it says "i gotta have more of my boats and hoes" not me my boats and hoes

[Zason816]

umm no...definetly i gotta have me my boats n ho's

[tropicalcoke50]

wow do u have any hearing problems , the singer who says i got to have boats and hoes must have a stutter or a speech impedament because if u listen closely its not Me, its more of my

[skatingmadesimple]

its definently have me my boats and hoes

[ericinghammontevista]

Idiot

[AtomAppleOMGizzle]

Cum is just the porn industry's silly way of spelling it to avoid confusion.

[KillerQueensRyche]

will ferral <3

[rockyhard1]

Will Ferral makes Kanye West look like a bitch

[rockyhard1]

ChruDat friend! Have you seen Men vs. Wild?

[Scarred4lyfe3]

@rockyhard1 who dont? hahaha

[timbo35353]

@rockyhard1 I know your just trying to be funny, and imma let you finish, but Will Ferrel is awesome.

[dcmac172]

@timbo35353 ha no im pretty sure he's fereal kanye sucks dick ha.

[vanhalenman60]

@rockyhard1 kanya west is a bitch

[Sparechnge]

if my life were a tv show dis wud be my theme song

[Beatleobsessed]

be sure to wax, use your mom's nair

[YouTubed]

sounds like Ice Cube

[rjw203]

Prestige Worldwide.....

[ShaneTalib]

very very cool movie :D

[KillerQueensRyche]

deadliest catch without the crabs :D

[Justinhex]

LAUGH OUT LOUD.......

[kiwimangum]

Everytime I cum I produce a quart LOL

[grovesust]

hahahaha that was so funny last time i herd that i fell off my dinosaur

[metallicamievil]

i fucking love this movie so much man its hillarious this song is so hillarious

[allmightyjosh85]

good times haha

[JackDammitRun]

toastednoodles i agree

[Zac31487]

I'm a pussy pirate they call me jack sparrow take off my pants she can see my flesh arrow!! HAHA

[Scarred4lyfe3]

were almost outta gas call the arabs LOL XD

[ebcdlt]

this is fuckin halarious!!!!!!!!!!! i saw the movie a longgggggggggggggggg time ago. lol i like the boats lemonheads my dads boat!

[conjurer968]

Nachos and Lemonheads, my dad's boat!

[Txtechbabe]

hahahaha XD

[toastednoodles]

...ugh.

[BirdBrain25]

ill teabag you drum set.

[CameronHarvey15]

LOL

[TheBigNext]

truly epic XD

[phoenixatom]

Ever since this movie I've been catching myself answering my phone, saying "Boats 'n' Hos". This film has warped my brain for life.

[Scarred4lyfe3]

Nacho and lemon heads hahaha lol =D

[Scarred4lyfe3]

Hahaahhahaahhahaah LOL!!! BOATS AND HO's GOTTA ME MY BOATS AND HO's

[lilwwvp]

i have three little letters that say it all... :

OMG!!!!11

[jesushatesme666]

hhah epic

[fantana817]

SHIT YEA BITCH!!!

[airsoftdude33]

hey fukin retard in the comment below me come sounds the same as cum theirs no difference dum fuk

[tingley91]

the lyrics are not all right. they put come instead of cum and they put that it says get below deck with a tick in your hand instead of dick

[BromineZinc]

I'm pretty sure they changed the words so it would be okay to post on youtube.

[gibson65555]

nachos, lemon heads and my dads boat you won't go down cuz my dick can float

[DriftKingz155]

best video ever!!!!!!!!!!!

[doctorsorrentino]

the best film ever

[8aydon07]

my name is jack sparrow take off my pants so you can see my flesh arrow!

fukking funny film

[gangstapaintball]

take a good hard look at the mother fuckin boat

[DesertStorm12346]

Cum, not come.

[VicFangio007]

Man made flotation devices and loose women?

[503brezee]

lol :D

[blackout64]

Cum, not Come

[mistertug]

Sangría not San Grea.

[avoy101]

im on a boat

[MrISH777]

this happed to me, my dad lost his job yesterday. but i didnt read it untill just now

btw, yuu're an idiot

[MrISH777]

this rele happens, my dad lost his job yesterday. tho i didnt read this until today.

btw, yuu're an idiot.

[gangsta12355]

im a pussy piarte

[bluesdance]

they're on a boat!

[wrestling183]

tick in your hand,,,its dick in your hand.................i'd like to swank her,,,,,,its i'd like to spank her......other than that best film ever!

[ShapeshifterMusic]

oh yeah, i think flush arrow should be flesh arrow also

[dgreen002]

sea vessels and prostitutes xD

[noogies]

yachts n sluts

[420Pranksta]

boats and hoes, sea vessels and prostitutes, yachts and sluts, ships and skanks, canoes and profane-ladies-of-the-night :-o

[killerXboyXhello]

LOL nice

[bootymanager]

"...you'll be amazed when I come in your hair". I did just that to a chick once and 'amazed' was not quite the word I would use to describe her mood at the time.

[NoSweatOffMySack]

lol. been there.

[tntballa123456]

this was the best movie

[Nndankn]

I am not only going to sample this song, but rip off the video

[LoneRanger31088]

There is really nothing better then having a group of people quoting this movie and other endless references.

Nighthawk Out.

[corderoy17]

God, this movie shoulda won the Oscar for "Best movie ever made"!

[mccaffed87]

ha so its "flesh arrow" and "get below deck with a dick in your hand" . not tick. but its cool.

[tizz777]

sea vessels and prostitutes

[gimmeurchipz]

lmfao his face at 1:15

[djrage21]

dade please shut up..... plesasee shut uppppppp

[benjamon223]

LMAO

[goater7777]

dude the person who has this vid doesnt even know lyrics

[LumpyGenitals]

best movie ever

[kylethepimp1]

that was a good damn movie lol

[murdertheorydrums]

that was a good movie

[kellan1313]

your lyricks are wrong its CUM not come and its get below with a dick in your hand not deck

[kellan1313]

me or the guy cause last i checked you wernt a "Dumb ass" if you can memorize a song. so if your talking about me SHUT THEE FUCK UP if not disregard that

[DynamiteRaver]

It's also "sangria," not San Grea.

[Area51T]

WHOS DRIVING MY BOAT?!?!? calm down dad! *boat crashes*

[gamergecko]

lol you wont sink my dick can float

[katastra7]

every time i cum i produce a quart

[bootymanager]

I'm gonna measure it one time. I'm pretty sure a quart is a bit of an exaggeration.

[BubblyThorn93]

luv this movie

[christinaballin12345]

boats and hoes!(:

[parlet56]

hahaha boats and hoes!

[LPQuack]

this is the funniest movie. xD

[AcaciaApparition]

Nachos lemonheads my dads boat!

[rice2210]

call the arabs!

[Tanner1223]

How come there's always someone arguing on youtube? lol.

[zacharyhoyt]

because theres always an idiot for every video

[bootymanager]

Awesome! Shits all over Emimen and all those pussy balllickers like Fiddy, and Puff (or 'poof' more like) and dickheads like DMX and Ja Rule, who are all little girls. They act all badass, but get into it with any of them and they'd shit their pants. Cocksuckers

[EanAndrew]

1:14 i laughed so hard at the look of dales face

[KannibalKwake]

stnx since ur 15 it proves ur a noob and a virgin...why else would a 21 yr old say some shit like that?....now u get another title....dumbass

[CxTownxHustlaz]

k 1st off obviously your a virgen you faggot...you called him a noob wow like that just proves right there...only time you get you dick wet is when your in the shower

[wowplayernick]

deadliest catch without the crabs, we're almost out of gas call the arabs...

Funny line in the song lol

[KannibalKwake]

dude that wrote the lyrics is obviously a virgin...flush arrow? tick in yur hand? lol...noob

[xXSTNXxHawK003]

noob? Really, kids these days. And im 15.....fucking queef

[damorulez1]

flesh arrow u idiot lol

[12345richie316]

it my life

[modliteracing123]

best movie

[sk8terman22]

most amazng movie ever :)

[idkjdjvb]

nachos and lemonheads in my dads boat wtf lol! loved this movie

[tribal585]

i just saw this movie a week ago. this is one of will ferrels best movies it was so funny.

[Antho40plus2]

boats and ho's