THE STINKY TWAT WAFFLE

[Zazeeki]

That weird part of YouTube again...

[evo2029]

Um waffles

[Tweekz8up365]

this bitch trying to get your girl to leave your ass, lol, don't say shit, just leave the bitch if it's that bad or put deoderant on the cunt when she sleeping

[bvinlove1]

I don't have this problem of being up front! If I'm fucked up Iwant my friend to tell me about it! Otherwise your not a friend!

[macthornberg]

This is funny. I had a friend whose personal hygiene Was rubbish. One evening he visited and the odour gad stuck to the chair. I told him directly on the way out. He was really glad I had told him. I think people would rather know asap. Don't "pussy foot" about!!

[lapidoutnumber]

man aren't you too old for that shit go and play with your grand kids

or sing up to GILF society

if you agree give us a thumbs up guys Yo

[SwollenCranium]

fugly ass she-male

[bayknight20]

Whose idea for the title was it?

[mavis41558]

O /

/▌

/ \

[rafajrv]

just say hey bitch dont be nasty shower before we go out. ass juice! ohh and worse advise person ever ty.

[BronsonsRightHook]

@rafajrv im not sure it was ass juce

[twattytwattwat]

Are you telling me that a woman can actually have shower and then go to dance and within minutes of doing that activity start exuding a stench from their cunts?

What revolting creatures you are.

[Vanillaziggy10]

twat

[lycana911]

Lol, brilliant!

[moochie1965]

O /

/▌

/ \ boogie down with that stinky twinkie.

[Weepingsteel]

I gave you the thumbs up for the dancing person icon!

[amontoo]

liars thee was no twat

[HeavenLeighMe]

Uhm, instead of all that, why not just make a fake screenname or anything to message the person without letting them know who it is, and tell them that they smell like sweaty balls and need to use some kind of a deoderant. It's easier than hurting their feelings in person while letting them know it's you saying it. Much easier. =P Your videos are funny.

[bobmoore20]

why is it called stinky twat waffle lol

[psynema]

No one's gonna' say that one on one...just hang out with a group of friends and jokingly say "someone/thing smells like fish" ... do it a few times over a few weeks, she should get the hint.

[allahater]

are you sure it's her vag and not just BO?

[Metalzwiebel]

what the fuck is this XDDD

rofl

[ScardTemple]

deo stops B.O

[AskEJean]

ScardTemple, My Saucebox,

Thank you ever so

much for this info!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[JibbaJabbaFool82]

Can you please stop referring to Hunter S. Thompson in your tags, when I want to do a search for Hunter S. Thompson related videos all I get is your putrid shit. Your book about the man is an atrocious moument to all that is wrong in the publishing industry and it amazes me to this day that anyone would have the gall ro attach their name to such pathetic self indulgent tripe.

[AskEJean]

JibbaJabba... FOOL,

No one asked for your

droll opinion. Ciao.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[ittookfourteenhours]

bellend

[CityzenJane]

Oh man - we have a friend - similar issue but halitosis....

Fan for years sweeties!

[AskEJean]

CityzenJane, My Strumpet,

No way! I hope

my tactic works.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[Honey6800]

i love you

[AskEJean]

Honey6800, My Hottie,

I love you too!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[claudiaforcutie]

I miss *you* in your videos...

You're fabulous!

[AskEJean]

ClaudiaForCutie, My Cupcake,

Thank you for

the love.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[RONDOC68]

Oh Jean, my sweet tasty cupcake.......I love the word twat,you don't hear it that much anymore......thank you for keeping it alive........you sexy cougar you.

[AskEJean]

Rondo, My Handsome Devil,

Thank you for appreciating

my less than classy choice

of words!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[mythmanjay]

"Less-than-classy": a set of words which one can use to describe EJean's choices if-and-only-if one is EJean herself!

[AskEJean]

MythManJay, My Man,

Thank you for your

bright commentary.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[mythmanjay]

Only reflecting you, my light.

[AskEJean]

MythManJay, My Sweet,

Ah, you have such

a way with words...

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[DRGQ]

One must adopt the correct polite, but firm language

towards the offending smelly female.

The use of contructive and intelligent sarcasm given with a good sense of humour works well.

If you are experienced with this form of communicative criticism it will generally be received

by your odour challenged friend as sincere flattery.

Warning: getting it wrong,comes accross as the lowest form of wit,and you're in trouble!

[mythmanjay]

"To pluck a rose, an expression said to be used by women for going to the necessary house, which in the country usually stands in the garden." [F. Grose, "Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue," 1785]

[AskEJean]

MythManJay, My Marvelous One,

This bit of historical

info is absolutely

wonderful to hear.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[AskEJean]

DRQ, Dollface,

Very well put.

Thank you!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[DRGQ]

We all appreciate your valid time responding to our comments.

Thank you Miss E.

[AskEJean]

DRGQ, My Doll,

Sorry for

misspelling

your name

last time...

x's and o's.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[mythmanjay]

Miss E is merely providing an example for ALL hyper-wise media-moguls to follow ... the pattern of the Queen ...

[AskEJean]

MythMan, My Mongrel,

I am overwhelmingly

pleased to hear

from you!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[PritishPatel]

stinky twat, well that's just disgusting.

[AskEJean]

Pritish, My Precious,

Exactly!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[zerosonico]

""""""hhherrrr""""""

that was fun :P

[AskEJean]

Zero, My Zorro,

You are so fabulous

it makes my heart

swell.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[sabrinalynnRN]

Dear E. Jeans,

TWAT is one of the worlds greatest words.

BTW, how long does our Artist SJ take to paint a picture?

And, do you like Antiques?

And, are you attending Fashion Week.

Just Curious,

Sabs

[AskEJean]

Sabrina, My Sweetface,

Takes a while.

Of course.

I sure hope so.

Lurve ya!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[Gabriellasintai]

well, I havn,t read all the comments yet so maybe somone has already suggested this, however I think it would be a good idea to get ready together make up, hair the whole sha-bam and at one point put on deodorant and offer some to the rest of your friends as if its nothing ( you can also buy those aresol ones /spray ones incase sharing deodorant would be an issue.)

[AskEJean]

GabriellaSintai, My Gabber,

Brilliant commentary.

I'm lurving your idea.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[drmaier]

Ugh. Hate the title.

[AskEJean]

DrMaier, My Dear,

Sorry you hate it!

But I simply lurve

it.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[drmaier]

Mostly, I just hate the word twat.

There really are no flattering terms for a woman's genetalia.

That should be changed, I think.

[AskEJean]

DrMaier, My Doc,

We're all entitled

to our own opinions!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[mythmanjay]

Example: Auntie EJean, doth thy Venus Portal overflow?

[beachaholic03]

spray her with perfume when shes not looking!

[AskEJean]

Beachaholic, My Babe,

Intriguing idea...

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[mythmanjay]

Smell is subjective. If the friend's gots boobies, I can stand the stench ... just call it 'funky'

[AskEJean]

MythManJay, My Man,

What a fabulously

sweet and touching

thing to say!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[DiamondDiana]

Here's another good way! Say: "We're friends enough that you'd tell me if I had something in my teeth, right? Well, we're friends enough that I am telling you that when we go out dancing, you need a stronger antiperspirant." Hope that helps!

[AskEJean]

DiamondDiana, My Dutchess,

What a witty and

whimsical way to

solve this one!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[bramwellt]

What's the international symbol for "You rule!"?

Again Jean, you continue to entertain. Although, I have to admit a tiny bit of disappointment at the beginning of your show. I was hoping my Francois Couperin request might be fulfilled. Oh well. I guy can dream...

Warmest regards from California-

[AskEJean]

Bramwellt, My Brawny Babe,

Your words of encouragement

radiate off of the page

and leave me in a fit of grins.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[TwurtleTortoise]

If the friend did get seriously offended and it ended up in a fight or break in the friendship, I'd say the friend was a little too dramatic and insecure and will have to come ot her own senses. Being honest by telling a friend they smell when they get all hot n sweaty is more than an aquaintence would tell you.

[AskEJean]

TwurtleTortoise, My Presh,

I couldn't agree more.

No need to end for

a reason like that.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[revolutionpermin]

Alligator boots and zebra skin skirt.

I'm getting an African sense of wardrobial preference.

You sure know your ABZ's.

[AskEJean]

RevolutionPenn, My Handsome Rogue,

Thank you for taking

note of my fashion

efforts. You're fab!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[sabrinalynnRN]

Dearest Doler of Advice,

I saw a Joseph A. Carroll mentioned in a magazine article - a beloved judge of Denton Texas, circa 1890's. Possible relative of yours?

Also, from one cowgirl to another, be careful, sometimes the spurs get stuck together!

Happy Trails,

Sabrina

[AskEJean]

Sabrina, My Sweet Cheeks,

I will have to look

into that. And

thanks for the fab

words!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[maddieruud]

Oh Auntie E, tactful as ever! Paranoid diva that I am, I carry deod just in case... I'd just take her on a "pee party" with me, as women do, and whip it out, pretending I needed some, and ask her if she'd care to partake!

[AskEJean]

MaddieRuud, My Minx,

Ah! What a delicious

confession, my sweet.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[daphonay]

Yes. Honesty is the best policy.

[AskEJean]

Daphonay, My Dollface,

Precisely it!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[no1funkydiva]

I think it's better to tell your friend that they stink, than to just let them go around stinking. What if they catch a whiff of themself, and ask, "Why didn't you tell me I stink? Have I smelt this way all night?". I think it's right up there with telling your friend they have a booger hanging out their nose. They're going to find out one way or another. It's best you tell them ASAP, and save them some embarrassment.

[AskEJean]

No1FunkyDiva, My Songbird,

Once again, we are

in complete agreement.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[timthetinyone]

hmm what happens if the friend takes it the wrong way and gets angry in the end resulting in a fight or a break in a friendship? how then? anyway yet again superb advise keep going

[AskEJean]

TimTheTinyOne, My Tot,

I suppose we will

cross that bridge

when we arrive

at it.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[hgquinn]

an ode to E. Jean will be composed sooner or later -- but for now, my lazy delight says you rock!

[AskEJean]

HgQuinn, My Devilish Darling,

Thank you for your witty

yet delightfully brief

comment! I lurved it.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[ensia77]

Great and entertaining advice as always Jean.

[fourthomg]

Classy as you sound when saying that, there's really no classy way to tell your friend that she smells. I think you may have come close, though.

[Matandmatt]

"Oh a new video!" I cried upon arriving at YouTube this morning, and as always, you really delivered. Sound advice, and hilarious. Thank you!

[ikeaboy2006]

love watching your videos

[ClosetCaseLez]

Yup i had a friend like that. We were getting ready together and all i asked was if she wanted to use my deoderant, works like a charm. Even her boyfriend thanked me, lol.

[AskEJean]

ClosetCaseLez, My Cupcake,

What an inspiring

anecdote! I just

lurved reading it.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[ArtChickTV]

lol. so happy to see you posted a new video. :)

[AskEJean]

ArtChickTV, My Fawn,

It's absolutely

wonderful to hear

from you, presh.

Thank you for

commenting!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[alexandriaheather]

Wait - is it her twat or her pits? 'cos our little furpots can't live in polyester or leather when we dance & any midget in a club can attest to that common stink

Not that I have this problem - COMMANDO is my middle name...but I've had friends like that...yup. not me. nope.

[AskEJean]

AlexandriaHeather, My Angel,

You have me in a fit

of giggles, my sweet.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[gueradesign]

hahahahah lovely :D

[AskEJean]

GueraDesign, My Goddess,

Why, thank you!

That wide grin

of yours has

me beaming.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[cnkloss]

Beautifully said!

P.S. I absolutely love your skirt... and your boots... and your whole outfit!!!! :-D

[AskEJean]

Cnkloss, My Kumquat,

It is beyond lovely

to hear that you

like my duds... and

my vids! You're fab.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[JazzSoul91]

Very sensible advice as usual.

Great video!

[AskEJean]

JazzSoul91, My Juniper,

Thank you for this

fabulous compliment.

I will store it in

my memory for a

rainy day!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[sykopomp]

I know I'm just giving you more stuff to have to reply to, but your replies are so lovely (as are your videos), that I just have to respond whenever I can.

I hope you start doing these more regularly, they're very enjoyable, and I don't really go around reading advice columns. Thank you, and keep up the good work, Jean :)

[AskEJean]

SykoPomp, My Sweet,

It is absolutely

charming to hear

this from you, my

darling. I urge

you to stay tuned

as there will be

more in the future.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[ryan66534]

i want to fuck you

[AskEJean]

Ryan66534, My Rogue,

Although Auntie E is

terribly flattered

by your bold assertion,

I'd rather you refrain

from using such

language here, doll!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[blackpimp4u]

If the girl is old enough to be out dancing, she is probably missing much more than just deodorant. When I was in the Marines, there were guys who came from the backwoods and had NO CLUE about hygiene, etc. This girl needs to be given an in-depth discussion. Probably more than once. I bet AskEJean smells delicious!

[AskEJean]

BlackPimp4U, My Pet,

Yet another delicious

anecdote from you.

I absolutely adore it!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[songbeneathasong]

haHa...this one is silly, but it's still great to finally see a new one! Keep 'em coming EJEan!

[AskEJean]

SongBeneathASong, My Sweet,

How wonderful to hear

your shimmering words.

I lurve it, doll!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[lipstick500]

This is probably the best one yet! And the skirt makes it all the more ravishing!

[AskEJean]

LipStick500, My Lark,

To have such a dazzling

fashionista admiring

my skirt simply makes

my day!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[Blado]

Probably one of my biggest fears is stinking. I'd be more than thankful if a friend told me to add more spray/deodorant. Better to know than to go without knowledge and smell unpleasant.

This fear probably prevents any unwanted mishaps in the hygiene spectrum of life for me. ;-)

Blado

[AskEJean]

Blado, My Darling,

Your blunt commentary

is a sheer delight.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[Neckky]

Yay! Finally, I've been waiting for another video from you! But, It made me laugh so I GUESS it was worth the wait. ;) <3

[AskEJean]

Neckky, My Nymph,

I'm ever so glad

to hear it was

worth your wait

and I'm certainly

sorry it wasn't

here sooner!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[HelpaBumOut]

stinky twat waffle

You finally made the bum laugh.

With your amusing title.

Congrats to you

You recieve no prize except my wonderfull comment.

[AskEJean]

HelpaBumOut, My Minx,

I hadn't a clue it

was so difficult

to make my fave

bum laugh but I am

thrilled to hear

that I did!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[reivilo]

i can hardly hear her on all the vids?!?!?!

[AskEJean]

My kumquat,

Turn up your Vol.

Ravishing Regards,

Auntie Eeeee

[PragueVlogg]

E. Jean, my tantalizing, well-advising queen,

In your advice,

You did well.

Boy, it's a tough one,

To tell of the smell.

Wonderous Wishes,

PV

[AskEJean]

PragueVlogg, My Precious,

Your fab poem is

absolutely oozing

with class and wit.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[PragueVlogg]

Sushi is a delicacy for those with good taste.

[SewFistToeCat]

also a good idea is, when driving to clubs or really anywhere, you can keep a stick of deoderant in your car, or a tiny one in your purse and put some on in the bathroom anytime you need some, that is if you forget to put it on in the morning!

i do this, cause i am usually late in the morning. i find it very helpful. :>

[cherryArchress]

Good advice :)

[AskEJean]

CherryArchress, My Sweet Cheeks,

Your smile lights up

my day!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[AskEJean]

SewFistToeCat, Peaches,

What a brilliant and

wonderful idea! Thank

you for sharing it.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[simplydaft]

Yay! Another vid! I just love these. And thanks for augmenting my vocabulary with the colorful term "Stinky Twat Waffle." (Try saying it three times really fast.) It's a gem, and so are you. ;)

[AskEJean]

SimplyDaft, My Sweet,

It's fabulous to hear

your enthusiasm, Luv.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[764935628]

this is the most useless advice ever

[AskEJean]

764935628, My Nameless Wench,

I'm ever so sorry to

disappoint you, love.

But I think my advice

is fabulous.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[comediancriminals]

Im very frank and straight forward with my friends which makes me even closer with them. Haha.. So if i were you, I would just tell her, GIRL, you need a deodorant.. (=

[AskEJean]

ComedianCriminals, My Cutie,

If that's the method

that works for you,

then you should use

it, certainly!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[bottleofblack]

Ah, that advice was said quite nicely.

And the name of this vid is hilarious too.

You're bloody awesome!

[AskEJean]

BottleofBlack, My Bloke,

Why thank you, Sweets!

It just thrills me to

hear it.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[TheRonGordyShow]

God I love you, If you're not with anybody right now,Jean.... I'm tellin ya' darlin', I'll go Hetero for you.. -RG

[AskEJean]

TheRonGordyShow, My Precious,

As always, you make

me grin with glee.

I just adore you,

my darling!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[bensolo]

I adore your videos and Im lovin' the boots =D.

[AskEJean]

BenSolo, You Handsome Fellow,

Why thank you! I think

the boots are rockin

as well.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[FOSEEBOY]

If YOU dance with me E., I PROMISE not to be a real STINKER.....XXKISSESXX

[AskEJean]

FoseeBoy, My Fetching One,

Well, in that case,

save the last dance

for Auntie Eee!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[PurpleBoxToys]

lol yeah my best friend used to smell so bad and my mom would comment after she left for me to tell her to take a shower or to use deoderant... it turns out she has a sweat problem so i bought her extra strong arm and hammer and it worked so well she didn't take it to offense and i was amazed

[AskEJean]

PurpleBoxToys, My Pet,

Thank you for sharing

this anecdote. I'm

glad your quick fix

worked for your stinky

friend!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[knh1213]

Yay!, I'm so glad you posted another video. You're such a delight!

[AskEJean]

Knh1213, My Cupcake,

Well, thank you, Luv!

It's a sheer delight

to hear it from one

so witty and chic

as yourself.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[debbiez112]

So happy to see you back....Another fun advice option for future use...teee hee...I just love your videos...

[AskEJean]

Debbiez112, My Doll,

It is beyond inspiring

to hear this coming

from you, my dear.

You are just delish.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[toolgirl150]

You definitely do NOT stink!!!! ;) Love it - and more importantly - LOVE THAT SKIRT!!!!

[WorldClassAssassin]

excellent advice as usual.

[blackpimp4u]

Forgot to mention - great opening picture!

[blackpimp4u]

You're so smart (and diplomatic)!

[Furnifur]

It is simply ABOUT TIME Miss Thang! I've missed you. A shpritz of the ol' DEO! lol

[bwhahrhr]

Maybe it's sad that our world needs such advice, but it's great thing that it comes in such a entertaining and enjoyable way!

[MynameisStynna]

Delectable eJean :)

I am so glad to have you back,

and so very glad to know what

to do when this inevitable situation

comes up on my end of life

love always,Stynna

[YAYYitscheese]

lmao. :] Your good

[nerimon]

You're amazingly brilliant! ^_^ I love your suggestions :D

[Regan7788]

there's no sound on the video which makes it really funny because the pink chair LOOks like a giant twat waffle xD

[Regan7788]

theres no sound on the video which makes it really funny cuz the pink chair LOOKs like a giant twat waffle xD