World of Tanks — the French Are on the Way!

[MrDarkminecraft]

My experience with French tanks (or at least the level III ones):

EVERYTHING BOUNCES OFF!!!

i took down 5 tanks by myself all at once! it was teh luls!

[mEDIUMGap]

0:22 What tank is it?

[GishabrunLOB]

@mEDIUMGap BDR G1B (Tier 5 Heavy)

[mEDIUMGap]

@GishabrunLOB ok... mistake))) 0.23

[tYlK0o1sO1kG0vN7a1I1]

The funniest moment is 0:14, if you have ever played on AMX40 with a stock gun.

[Th3BIaZe]

World of Tanks Let's Play's on my channel

[dragonfangalexander]

To not make a joke of them self, wargaming have to make them way too OP, so no one is laughting of them now, in fact, we are all crying for them to be nerfed, specially that damn BatChatillon...

[Davyfarra]

Their motto should've been "WE SURRENDER!", or something.

[JaceKillPL]

A polskie czołgi to co ?

[nikolastas]

i thought french ppl surrendered like a bunch of cowards

[trollzorgaylord]

WargamingXPlayers make it look easy to ammorack -_-' too god dmn hard for me to do

[WildCatCoyote]

The french are on the way..... home.

[mixedbreed10]

The French get credit for 2 battles that truly changed world history to the advantage of the Western Civilization: Led by Charles Martel (the Hammer) they defeated the Moors at Tours (October 732) which halted the Muslim spread from Spain to the rest of Europe in the Middle ages, and led by Francois Joseph de Grasse they laid siege to the British at Yorktown and forced the surrender of Cornwallis & the independence of the United States. We owe them more than they owe us.

[MrGani1985]

im not from france bu why you hate so much the france?? france have the best culture in the world!

[12togo34]

@MrGani1985 yeah like THATS ture

*goes on wiki and searches "french"*

holy fuck what have i done!!!

[NoDDY594]

FFFFFFUUUUUUU!!!!111

[dexen2]

fuck french tanks :/ i hate them.....

[MadGuyMunich]

You know their tanks have 2 gear shifts forward and 5 backwards ;)

[Jormungrandrserpent]

the french tanks can't reverse? so thats why they lost WW2... :I

[LigthFlash]

I hope they bring the white flags as usual.

[azndit100]

@warhawk9566 Um i'm saying that the Churchill is a british tank.

[wallgorn]

@azndit100 Yes, the Churchill is a British tank along with the Matilda and Valentine. They were leased to the Russian who needed equipment to fight the Germans.

[TheLastTrueDacian]

the french tank above tier 5 are very good but below are horrible! they are old one man turret tin cans , with pistols not cannons and with paper armor. arl44 and and amx12 are the first good tanks. but in my opinion AMX50b is the best heavy tank. and very funny to play with! sure Maus or e100 or even the is7 have better armor but the amx is very fast, agile, magazine loaded very good gun! its great!

[noobiewar937]

Ces qui me fait rire ce que moi français je m'amuse à lire vos commentaires et je vous beaucoup de troll alors ce que je vais vous dire un mots que vous connaissez

Les chars français etait très bon et tous les jaloux j'ai envie de dire UMAD !

Et non on n'est pas des mangeurs de grenouilles bande d'idiots !

[Phenom67000]

@noobiewar937 Va chasser le caribou alors lol

[azndit100]

What about the churchill its a british tank!

[warhawk9566]

@azndit100 british are coming. so are japanese for the record. probably even italians

[Admiralhall2000]

The French? The French? It was the British who fought World War II from the beginning - 1939. The others Russia, USA etc only joined in 1941. Get real. There's only one superstar WW2 nation: Great Britain. They did all the hard work. American and Russian muscle may have won the war, but British inventors got the US army onto the beaches of Normandy. As for the French they let us down in 1939 and ran away. Lovers not fighters.

[OnlineBackupServices]

@Admiralhall2000 To be fair, the biggest military power in ww2 was probably the Germans, they already occupied and controlled most of Europe by the time the British got involved. And for a while it seems that Britain was going to lose. If the Germans were fighting the Brits 1v1 The Germans would have won easily. It's the accumulated affect of Soviets, Americans and British that led the allies to victory.

[Phenom67000]

The French have buried you crazy that the head of you? That are going to be rapattrié Dunkirk to take the boats and rejouindre britain? 80,000 French who are not board specifically to defend your ship before the German arrive.Puis Hitler had decided to run to the USSR for iron and the

[Admiralhall2000]

@Phenom67000 Dunkirk - the French let us down. They had all run away by then frightened of German armour. 80,000 French out of how many? If we had not escaped the French would have lived under the Nazis forever! The French owe us their lives. We owe the French nothing. They even needed our help in WW1 - and that was our biggest mistake ever. We should have joined the Germans!

[Phenom67000]

@Admiralhall2000 Waiting for what the French abandon us just tell me how to abandon a military that is in his own country. If the French would not have chosen the German during World War II, when your big bag of Churchille you said about you to withdraw and return to england you to protect us in France. you the English you have a big mouth when you doing nothing. If at Dunkirk would have not

[Admiralhall2000]

@Phenom67000 French ran away from the battlefield and that allow the Nazis to outflank us. We got pushed into the sea! Do you know why the French grow tall trees either side of avenues? It's so the Germans can drive into Paris in the shade! Ha! Ha! Ha!...Versailles - nice carriage for Hitler to obtain YOUR surrender!

[Admiralhall2000]

@Phenom67000 That same big bag launched D-Day from our island to save the French! Oh how easily is it forgotten?

[Phenom67000]

@Admiralhall2000 accepted the German army would be wiped out all your. Before bullshitting have inquires. You croyer the smarter you are the English. But the British and the French are really different to have had a moment of glory like disaster.

[Phenom67000]

@Admiralhall2000 All that remains of Way errors should we spend servire lesson. Long live the EU!

[Phenom67000]

@Admiralhall2000 gas would have if you continue you would have massacred exhaustion. So that the French blah blah blah look on you. you are not better than France. It is you who are not part of same English you really know the course of the war in France ww2

[Admiralhall2000]

@Phenom67000 Rubbish. The English are the best. The French are our natural enemy. Why were we fighting the Germans anyway? It's seems our politicians were stupid in WW1 (yes One) and in WW2 were even more stupid. Ah, I say next time join the Germans!

[catman1776K]

oh dear god not the french...

[legoarmydude]

And who has the 1st best army in the world? 'MURICA! (I think)

[Phenom67000]

The Rafale? VIVE LA FRANCE

[Phenom67000]

tank LECLERC Who to troops around the world? , Which has the 4 th best army in the world?, Think before you speak stupid of France is the country with the highest act of war in the world at 52 stories Ave. J.-C 2012. VIVE LA FRANCE and.

[kaczypawlak]

@Phenom67000 They have hopeless opinion since 1940 and even before they lost a lot of wars. For example with Prussia in 1870-1871, I World War they "won", because USA supported them.

[Phenom67000]

Yes I agree on this point France has lost a lot of war during the 20th century and the United States to help them. Despite all, the United States are much larger than France as his need to know ... But we have always built our tank, our ships, our planes, our war equipment, our weapon

[Phenom67000]

@kaczypawlak For a small country France is démerder well but is used male and direct from Charles de Gaulle is the nimporte anything here. .. But France remains a military power in the world

[kaczypawlak]

@Phenom67000 Have army and use army are two different things. You can only strong in Africa and arabian countries. It is not a real powerful. About de Gaulle, for you he is a great man for me and my country is a son of a bitch.....

[kaczypawlak]

@Phenom67000 In 1940 France had one of the biggest army and made a big fail not a fight, so they have good weapon but if they will fight as in the past...... they will be hopeless.

[Phenom67000]

American and Russian and English make me laugh. Which to push the Arab europe in 732 ... , Who discovered America and the populous? Who had the most powerful army in 1600 with Louis IV? , Who conquered most of Europe (Napoleon)? Which held the German Verdun in 1916? That allowed the Allied landing in Normandy malgrés Our defeat? Who built the burst? Who built the

[kaczypawlak]

@Phenom67000 Batlle Verdun was not to through line but to kill enemy soldiers as many as then can......

Napolen conquered a big part of Europe, but not all. Germans with 3-4 years taken control on bigger part of Europe in 1939-1942, France did nothing in this time, only said "pardon!", gave them half of country and collaborate with Nazi:>

[kaczypawlak]

@Phenom67000 About powerful army in 1600. It was one country in the East, who fought with Sweden, Turkey and Moscov and it was more powerful that French. Louis IV not be a ruler in second part of XVII century?:>

[Shade01982]

@Phenom67000 Ehm, America? Vikings and Spanish. Also a lot of other conquerors (Romans, Genghis Kahn) conquered most of Eruope as well, so that's not really an impressive feat anymore...

France does have some fairly impressive features at this point, but if you're going to bring in the history lessons I think we can find some very positive, but also some very negative accomplishments on about every army in the world...

[wilson3a10]

French was once the most powerful army on ground..... just before the German invaded

[Oliver9402]

The french and british were defeated by a german pinzer movement which did the same to the poles and soviets it's nothing about cowardise except poor tactics and nothing more you silly silly sad people.

check out battle of kiev and battle of minsk 1941 and you will see if the french are cowards then so are the soviets, so are the poles and check out the british surrender of singapore lol

[Oliver9402]

What about polish surrender jokes 690,000 out of 900,000 men surrendered and it wasn't a war on two fronts the soviets invaded when the germans had the job mostly done to take their share. Also the soviet army surrerndered 3 million men is the opening months of the war against germany except unlike france they had massive country 5 times population, and a winter to fight for them.

[Rediahaz]

The first default French tank you get sucks.

[J4ke483]

Since when did the French have an army!

[3945TV]

@J4ke483 Since you lost your brain?

[xyzzzify]

@J4ke483 The French had the best army in the world before ww2, but they couldn't make use of it. That's when they had an army :)

[starwillf6]

@xyzzzify the French had a largely outdated army in ww2.

[wrathswe]

@starwillf6 omfg its a game and france can kill whaever they want and they are one of the most biggest culture without france whe are nothing

[starwillf6]

@wrathswe im sorry, please give me an example of how i would be nothing with out the french ?

[wrathswe]

@starwillf6 well without them it didnt happend many of revelations sooo what do you think what it shold be without them

[xyzzzify]

@starwillf6 Nahman. In the begining, they had one of the best. Naturally it was outdated towards the end, but that was 'cause they were occupied by the Germans at large:)

[starwillf6]

@xyzzzify no, the french airforce was out matched and out gunned, the french were less technologically advanced.

[Gravisher]

@J4ke483 since you will open a history book

[J4ke483]

@Gravisher QQ.

[CapnCrossbones]

French in English is acceptable to be spelled like "french" yet "english" is not acceptable way to spell English. The ignorance/arrogance of the English language seems to better suit those who are anti-French and also seems to be a normal English way of thinking. Very confusing and growing up being part French was rough , but I always held my ground. The French made some revolutionary tanks the B1 for example was considered the most powerful tank int he world when it came out. But wot mixesem up

[lolzor4ful]

But at least i can still understand the stereotypes of french eating bread and wearing berets since it has been true at a certain period of time, which is not the case for cowardice jokes, however when a certain country who wouldn't exist without french military intervention invents out of nothing wrong stereotypes that hitler himself, the only responsible of french defeat, didn't believe, and repeated by ignorants all over the world, yeah in that particular case it pisses me off.

[niksarass]

@Hapocraite27

WW2, it looks like your idol, Hitler, recognized the bravery of the french, here is what he said about them after the battle of bir hakeim:

"You have heard, gentlemen, what Koch recounts. It is a new proof of the thesis I've always supported; namely, that French are still, after us, the best soldiers in Europe."

WW1: Before USA entered,100 day offensive made it clear germany had lost. Ludendorff "we cannot win war anymore".

BOOM BABY! You feel kinda alone isn't it? x)

[thesouthforlife]

What French Tank is at 0:27? I can't tell

[MrBrandonXP]

@thesouthforlife I'm guessing it's the highest tier heavy.

[thesouthforlife]

@MrBrandonXP Iv Studied the video and the Tank tree on the game i don't even think its there..because the turret and hull are different from the high tiers and none of the high tiers have a upgrade to change the turret hull so this tank i think is not even in the game..

[MrBrandonXP]

@thesouthforlife It's the AMX 50b..

[wilson3a10]

The armor of french tank in tier 2 is heavy

[rsspartanz]

UPDATING NOW BITCHES!!!!

[ernie24videos]

wheres the British ??

[NixodCreations]

@ernie24videos they are all premium and under the Soviet category.

[LiamRiordan]

@ernie24videos Its under development

[sirkieranis]

hahaha first day of this. the battles were solid french tanks

[SteamBirds]

This video glorifies the French tanks, when in actuality they suck.

[LiamRiordan]

@SteamBirds Depends, with the lack of a true French armour history in the time period the game depicts, at least early on, we'll never know other than technical drawings I expect.

[MrBrandonXP]

@SteamBirds The videos glorifies French tanks, and it still does them no justice, because the French tanks kick all the ass.

[powersss576]

Wait.. what about the chinese tank in the game :P

[Wargargble]

so how many reverse gears do they have ?

[GHCustomNL]

All the gold player are so overpowered! but i got a gold hack, which is way better!

Got it free btw, at: worldoftankshacks(.)com , without the ()

Get it now or be powned!

[happosai27]

Lol french tanks?! Do they have a little white waving Flag instead of a Horn if you want to surrender in case you encounter any german tanks? xD

[lolzor4ful]

@happosai27 Yeah it really would have been funny indeed, if france hadn't pwned your country so many times during its history.

[happosai27]

@lolzor4ful so many times? what time are you refering to? the war of 1870-71? or ww1 where they got rescused by the americans or ww2 when they got their ass handed to them within a month despite having the biggest western european army and then got rescused by americans again. maybe you are refering to napoleon which occupied germany along with big chunks of europe and then got defeated by the allies including german states. the french tanks are like a running gag of WoT ^.^

[niksarass]

@happosai27 Wooow you are german?? Its the very very first time i find a german to stupidly repeat american stereotypes! Can't believe a german lowered himself to such a level! Anyways...

80% of all the war France faced germanic states resulted in a french victory. French destructed the holy roman empire of the german nation, Napoleon handed more germanic asses than anybody else in the world including US. Napoleon also created rhine confederation = your ancesters, OUCH

SEE NEXT POST

[rinbekillin]

No TD's or SPG's?

Sad face. :(

[SpieprzajacyDziad]

i heard that french tanks have rear ammor very thick instead of frontal

[lolzor4ful]

@SpieprzajacyDziad I heard that your country was defeated faster than france during WW2

[SpieprzajacyDziad]

@lolzor4ful Poland was invaded by Germany on october 1, 1939 and Soviet Russia on october 17 so it was war on 2 fronts. Completely different situation.

Learn history or at least read some wikipedia articles.

[lolzor4ful]

@SpieprzajacyDziad Russia didn't enter conflict before the 17 so 1/2 of the time.

But anyways, that is not the problem, i didn't start making fun of Poland nor any country, i just answered, you should notice that i have more knowledge than this stupid polish repeating american jokes without any historical culture will ever have. Hitler, HE who beated the french, considered them the best fighters in europe so if you're going to speak about french in WW2 do some research before

[SpieprzajacyDziad]

@lolzor4ful Dude, calm down. Jokes are for fun. My French friend laughs at them and some anti-french jokes I know from him. If this offends you then I'm sorry, but you'll have to deal with it anyway. I assume you're French so you surely know what the origins of these joke are. Also comparing two different countries in different situation and reducing them to bunch of statistics is a bit inappropiate and ignorant (i could point some reasons but only 71 letters left).

[lolzor4ful]

@SpieprzajacyDziad "surely know what the origins of these joke are"

The origin of those jokes is pretty simple: The sme as those who say polish are drunks, german are nazies and french wear berets. American ignorance and stupidity, repeated by the international ignorants of the internet as a meme thanks to its widespread.

Guess what? I don't go to german videos saying they're nazies and polish they are drunks, maybe i'm to smart for that.

And no,most french hate those jokes

[SpieprzajacyDziad]

@GamersTrio believe me or not but that ww2 german propaganda is being taught in some schools in Poland nowadays

[klebehss]

guess, who's Nunber 2 Tank seller after the US ??? FRANCE .... hard to believe huh ?? well, its true... and dont forget these are 40's and early 50's tanks ...

[SpitfireWonderbolts]

French tanks are terrible.

[evey93333]

@SpitfireWonderbolts LOL, NO.

Try the game.

[SpitfireWonderbolts]

@evey93333 LOL, YES.

Please. I've never seen such a derpressing game.

[evey93333]

@SpitfireWonderbolts Depressing? How so?

[SpitfireWonderbolts]

@evey93333 Because its terrible lol

[evey93333]

@SpitfireWonderbolts And you haven't even tried it.

Kind of sad.

[SpitfireWonderbolts]

@evey93333 LOL why would I want to try it? It looks fucking horrible. Go watch my comparison of this and BF3 and see which is better.

[Raptor89994]

@SpitfireWonderbolts Battlefield is a fps...this is a Tank Rpg

get a job/girlfriend or both...and stop whining like a 12 year old

[evey93333]

@SpitfireWonderbolts Looks. LOOKS. Try it. Its a really great game. BF3 requires a high graphics card and is fps. Of course BF3 is better, this is an MMO, not a First Person Shooter.

[nttb6403]

to all you French mocking kids: I'm 23, playing French tanks in WOT right now and knocking out kiddo like you in the game like in duck hunting. Bonne Annee et VIVE LA FRANCE.

PS: I'm an American, a proud Chicagoan.

[woozleification]

We need reinfrenchments asap!

[evey93333]

I saw the first french tank.

ITS SO CUUUUUUUUTE!

[Erwin0859]

Ah finally, the Hotchiss H35/38/39 shot FRENCH SHELLS and not (t) shells like the premium Panzerkampfwagen 39H735(f)... =)

[ludaka1989]

6 shots in 2.5sec each then 40sec reload sound op to me.TOO OP.

[Momo5775]

French had some great tanks, but stupid Generals. They considered that tanks were not something that important in war.

[nttb6403]

@Momo5775 just like the IDIOT American and Brit generals before 1938. >"<

[Gothykus]

How about polish tanks?

[Ilikemusicman]

@Gothykus rthey didnt fight in the war with tanks

[Gothykus]

@Ilikemusicman

Are you kidding me? Of course they did. Not in the scale of germans or russians but they did!

[fermyr]

@dtdprogramming virus.

[EPICCCP]

@dtdprogramming cool story bro

[osamka]

How many gears has a French tank? 3 to the back and one forward - as if an attack came from behind.

[Creon1000]

The other tanks will fire at these ones once and the French surrender!

[WNxAtlas]

Those French tanks looks completley redicolous!

[BTuna1]

Its okay, most people don't run away in reverse anyway.

[miliket4tom]

Q: Why the French tanks have mirrors on it?

A: Because so they can see the battlefield

[humgerguty2]

@miliket4tom You must be the funniest guy that I have ever seen. You literally had me in fits of laughter at your totally original and highly comedic comment.

[scrap222666]

I love the irony how Wot banned people for French cowardice jokes and tank reverse gear jokes only to make French tanks ingame light armored and basically great for shoot, retreat tactics. :D

[ShNbWmN]

mmmm, can't wait to blast the frenchies to smitherines!

[zumpster]

lol, anyways, this game used to be fun but its going down the drain.

[zumpster]

Bonus atack on french tanks . Wave white flag !

[ThePr3da70r1991]

LOL 0:14 UFO tank 

[mr523592891]

already saved 670000 exp, waitting for the bat 25t!!O(∩_∩)O

[HPaisana]

Ah, indeed, time to go sleep, and wait for le update

[MortarGuyX]

People be getting some rude awakenings in a few hours... Mostly in the tier 4 bracket...

[Unobta1n1um]

What! No White Flags Hanging from the turret. LOL

[archaznable30]

Here come's the french fries gun ... :D comes in with medium and large fries stick to the turret and boom .... :D

[argikna]

what is the first tank?