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  • Marching band is full of repressed souls seeking to find enlightenment through the power of music. And some of us have twenty pounds of brass in our hands. You really want to mess with us?

  • Band would kill yall.

  • weird-o's

  • The janitor at B'East was always yelling at kids who were "screwin around"

  • since when do zit faced high school kids have superior fighting skills than trained warriors? and theres never been a "badass" marching band. primarily because they consist of the least "badass" people in the school.

  • @ThoseWhoDoVoodoo My band has the buffest guy in the school. =P

  • no mater how hard u try, marching band ppl will not brake stance, their trainned that way. i should know, im in marching band

  • @45Deathnight L2spell

  • shit man they jacked tony i think

  • Band geeks will f u up. :)

  • @AdiLovesYou Band geeks will get stuck in the Tuba and struggle with acne and social issues for years to come

  • I'm pretty sure my band would have just died laughing when I was in high school. How can you take someone seriously in full ninja outfit running on a football field? It would just add to the many "One time at band camp" stories. lol

  • go bass drummer i would of thrown my mouth piece at them! lol

  • @monicatarango14 You lose for having a mouth piece

  • That was fucking hilarious! Do come do that to my band! xD Who ever made this idea up is genius! Lol.

  • douche. and i don't know if you got the memo, roller shoes are gay

  • Have ya'll ever thought about doing that in the middle of a show?

  • wow that's soooo cool! Attacking the band kids.. you guys are awesome!

    {sarcasm}

  • Who wears roller shoes anymore?

  • @TheLittlePirate This is the first comment in a long time that isn't about how your marching band is soooo badass and would destroy us if we tried that to you.  Congratulations.

  • @3GI where is that it looks familiar

  • @Roguesaxophone57 Brookfield East High School, Brookfield, Wisconsin off Lilly Road.

  • @TheLittlePirate HAHAHA roller shoes

  • If they would've pulled that during one of our practices, they would've never made it out lol. I just wish that bass would've kept going :-D

  • My Director would have gotten your face for breakfast

  • man i am cravin' a turkey sandwich

  • My band director would have consumed your soul

  • @EltonJohnsgirl4life I think my director would have pulled a gun and shot them. O_o

  • OMGWTFBBQLOL

  • DONT MESS WITH US. we CAN and WILL attack...without warning, the band WILL strike!!

  • Never mess with a marching band at practice. we will attack.

  • Who was voting for the marching band?

    *Entire audience raises hands*

    That's what I thought.

  • I shoulda chased u down longer

  • lol now it wuld hav been funny if thw WHOLE band would have chased after u

  • Lol, lucky they didn't do that during one of our rehearsals...You wouldn't want to get that on tape. O_o My band+irritating "ninjas" trying to ruin our practice=instant death. :P

  • lol wow your a loser haha

  • ROFL XD

    MY director would stab him xD

  • yes go band peoples!

  • If you had stuck around, you would be dead for sure. Don't mess with the percussionists, man. O.o They have hard, poky wooden things that aren't expensive. So they can break them. For that matter, don't mess with the band in general. We have Ninjas, Jedi, and freakishly awesome people.

    Also note how they didn't actually DO anything untill you physically kicked them or whatever.

  • lol go bass drummer chase them with your sticks. lol

  • if they stayed the band kids would have killed them, ironically i bet a mellow player would have taken them down

  • Psh marching bands are full of ninjas. you fake ninjas could never take them on. Be glad thath they were practicing otherwise you would have been wrecked. You have the band kids, the gaurd, and the drumline. Messing with even one them is begging to get killed.

  • fucking assholes leave the band kids alone they can totally kick your fucking ninja ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • you guys are assholes... but its quite funny

  • Dude the colorguard would've beaten your ass with their flags. I know I would.

  • where is this and what band are you attacking

  • we were standing on the field during homecoming.....we were playing and a stripper ran right in front of us

  • their lucky the band didnt kill them! my band director would have at least yelled at them.

  • ...........WTF ROLF

  • id probably be the be the one running aroand like that

  • never mess with a band while they are practicing they put alot of effort and passion into their work

  • i like how the bass line went after them lol

  • i would laugh and trip them...but so far nobody messes with us..people just honk and scream:)

  • love the end rofl! thats probably something someone from my band would do lol

  • Some dude in a panda suit ran on the field once at my school.

  • you got balls kid

  • Some would play with them. Some would trip them. .. personally I'd trip them and laugh =] make a plan backfire a bit.

  • i would of just laughed

  • wtf?? U guys would be named losers for life according to our band! err.actually u would be cool 'cause our band luvs ninjas :P

  • lol, ITS BROOKFIELD EAST!

  • lmao i like how all these band people think theryre hard. band people arent ferocious, nor would they kill someone for doing this (or kick the crap out of them) and im in band, no my band isnt a pussy band or anything. but no one is going to stop them from doing this.

  • im a band geek and i would kick there butt and throw them in the dumpster!!!

  • guess im in a completely different kind of band then lol

  • Do that to the Allen Eagle Escadrille and see if you come out alive. If I was still there, me and the other 600+ band kids would pretty much own.

  • never mess with a marching band we will tear you to shreds

  • my bad would kill you people...band people are vicious...we may look nice and kind....but we can kill.

  • mehehe

    yea

    *foghorn* (lowest note on clarinet or sax)

  • our band would have KILL you GUYS

  • wtf? you ppl are so stupid. what the fuck was that for? our band would just watch them be stupid

  • OMG lol try that with my band...our trombone player clotheslined a streeker while we were about to march onto the field.

  • Lmfao!

  • u r retarded, .y marching band would kik the crap out of u!

  • dude, us marching band kids have enough problems from budget cuts and underpopulation. You sir, are heartless.

    GO EAST BRIDGEWATER MARCHING BAND!

  • my band has 120 + people and we would beat the shit out of you!

  • if you ever did that at one of my band rehearsals my band directer wouldn't run from you. he would beat you with something though.

  • DONT BREAK THE BLOCK!

  • I would have beat the shit out of ya'll if that happened at my rehearsal. GHMB DONT PLAY!!

  • Half of our football team is also on marching band, so we would tackle the hell out of anyone who did that haha

  • really!!!!!!! the football team hates our marching band

  • Dude, the base drummer was just about to beat them over the head with his drumsticks.

  • there called mallets man

  • if ninjas came and attacked me at field practice i would beat them with my flag! hahaha i am so going to try this when i graduate!

  • lol. i can picture mr. alverado from rowlett high school running from ninjas :) and policemen XD

  • oh my god! i need to tell some of my friends to do that! id be waiting for it all band practice haha

  • woah lol are they chasing the band director!?!?!?! xD so funny

  • If a ninja came and did that, I would wack them over the head with my flute!!! Hahahaha! Dont mess with a marching band... XD

  • if a few niggers showed up like that back when I was in highschool we would have beat the shit out of your for disrupting our rehersal.

  • if someone did that to me,id hit them with my saxophone,then run away :D

  • I'm with ya there!

    XD I will use my Section Leader Powers and send my legion of saxes after them (well, squad. Mine's a small band...5 saxes total... ^_^"). And get my sis-in-section-leading to get her mellophones for an assist. (3 there)

    Lol Go Go Marching Rangers. XD

    Then again, I'd do the same thing. (hit w/sax, run)

    ...Anyone else notice the bass drum player chased them with his drumstick?

  • attacking a band isnt the best idea in the world they have instruments that fuckin hurt yo

  • seriously! i think someone could be killed if they were stabbed with a clarinet or sax mouth piece!

  • this turned me on

  • my horn section leader is obsessed with ninjas. hes always like "omg this is the part where the ninjas come out and do shit" so it was funny to see ninjas attack the marching band hahaha

  • lawl. i want that to happen during our band practice, just to see, ahha!

  • Man me and my friend dressed up like ninja's once and rolerbladed through school, it was 3rd period high school. We had on plastic swords damn it was fun rolling by and waking some people with them... We outran the school cop! Ha

  • YEA!!!!!! cuz you kno it takes talent to play an instrument, ANYONE could run into another person mindlessly like a bimbo. WHY DO U THINK THEY USE X"s AND O's!!!!!

  • plus i might add, that band kids stick together, so you attack one of them, you're really attacking all of them sooooo its like trying to take on the Mafia with a squirt gun

  • yeah, i'm in the pit and i have so many mallets i could throw and stuff, not to mention my instrument weighs about 300 pounds.

  • This was pretty funny, but don't dare do that to a band during their performance. Some people think "oh its just a wimpy band geek" but some of us are tougher than the football team and directors give us permission to take out anyone who gets in our way with our instruments. Keep that advice in mind, it could save your life.

  • your name is twilitprincess...

  • ...is that bad?

  • DURING ONE OF OUR PERFPRMANCES the quaterback started laughing at us. And when I got in front of him he tripped me. I put my flute down and flew at him.I am a girl and gave a 200 hundred pound guy a bloody nose and a broken arm. Yah we have been given permisson that if some one messes with us or picks on us take them the FUCk out

  • Nice. :D

  • haha wow u did that to the quaterback!!! lol OMG! thats like the sacred person in football, the players dont even get to hit him in practice...LOL U GO GIRL!

  • Yah well. He pissed me off. And the players dont hit him. Now when ever he is close to me 3 people stand in front of him and around him to protect him. from me

  • You're so full of shit.

  • XD now that is gangsta! jk but awesome my best friend plays flute :D

  • It is hard

  • dude.. if you messed with our marching band... that's like... the school... don't do it... it's stupid and you show a lot of disrespect towards them... (although it depends on the band)

    so yeah mc rules!

  • There's a reason people dont attack members of a band. We have heavy objects and will use them. Although it is funny and I know some people that would do this. I wonder what would happen if they did it during a football game.

  • i love the bass guy who tried to chase after one of the "ninjas"

    yeah really though, don't mess with the marching band

    we're lethal.

  • We are the only group of students that are allowed to carry lethal metal weapons. Do not even dare to mess with us.

    Band members have the ability to go insane.

    FOOTBALL IS FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T DO BAND!!!

  • I know seriously do you know how much a flute to a guys place can hurt them.

  • yes!! i totally and utterly agree. My friend is probably the most violent person in school. Just goes to show, never mess with a trumpet player.

    oh yah, i play trumpet, trombone & piano, but trombones #1!!!!!!!!!!!

  • yeah that actually was a bad idea. not to mention if it had been our band...you would have been killed.

  • i give you guy 5 stars for haveing the balls to do that!!!

  • i WISH somebody would do this to our band.

    gets us outta practicing even if only for a few minutes hahaha

  • geeze calm down its just a joke

  • if this happend to us we would have shoved the tuba up ther asses ad ten take turnes punching them in the balls

  • i wudda taken my trombone slide and choped ur balls off and then get the line to beat u shit senseless with there sticks.

    DONT EVER MESS WITH THE MARCHING BAND, we're geeks but we got mad skills and that includes beating losers like u guys.

    hav a nice day

  • Retards.. I'd like to fucking rip their heads off for being so fucking retarded. What if someone would have interrupted their football practice? Douchebags...

  • ROFL at the guy who put down his bass and went too go kick some ninja ass. That's what I would do. DISRUPT MY REHERSAL WILL YOU!? XD

  • wow... did that one guy chase you with a trumpet?

  • LOL! Dude, our BD is a crazy short asian man. He would kill the "ninjas" if they ever did that to us.

    Once someone drove a car through the band while we were practicing. Our (short) director jumped off of a maybe 10ft+ high wall, somehow survived and landed it, chased the car down, and threw the glock at it. Left a dent in the back of the car.

    XD Mr. A's band is his baby. He'll kill anyone who messes with it.

  • glock? a gun? what the hell?

  • Nah, glockenspiel. Small, hollow, plastic handheld hit it and it makes a noise. Used to keep tempo till the newbies can learn to count and pay attention to the drummers.

  • Are you sure you're not talking about a Gock Block? an entire glockenspiel is a bit unorthodox to carry around and use to keep tempo.

    That's killer though. Mine would probably sick someone on them since he's usually on a lift very high in the air. Low Brass instructor was a beast and could probably chase the car for a bit and jump through one of the windows.

  • XD yeah, glock block.

    And that made me laugh hard, I could imagine someone chasing the car and jumpin through a window. Crazy, man. Just crazy. The things instructors would do for the band.

  • thats a gock block

    what your talking about is a portable keyboard/vibes that marches on the field

    gock block

    not glock

  • Nah really. Can't you see my previous comment. I think I figured that out already. Drop it and leave it, that was a month ago.

  • a turkey sandwich? nice

  • In response to the post about injuries:

    Actually if you go to an ortho Dr that deals with both MB&sports they will tell you MB students' injuries are usually worse. In sports you get a lot of clean breaks, according to my ortho DR. In MB they are spiral fractures, stress fractures, lots to do with ligaments&tendons, plus concussions. I myself suffered 4 concussions (one while a MB director) a broken wrist, 2 broken fingers, stress fractures in both ankles and my worse a dislocated knee.

  • i was in the drumline in high school all four years. i've had twisted ankles, my calves have locked up while marching, tennis elbow, and mild carpel tunnel. it's been 4 years since i've graduated and i still have problems with my left wrist. i've never broken anything though. your injuries sound terrible!

  • Dumbutt, lmfao.

    New one in the book.

  • Um, hey genius, do you know how fast those "lightweight" poles are spinning? If you get hit in the head with a rifle, chances are, you are down for the count for at least an hour. Those are heavier than real hunting rifles.

    I've been hit in the head with a sabre, the lightest of the guard weapons, and the director was actually going to call a hospital to stop my bleeding, but I said no.

    If you were in guard, you KNOW what it's like to have gashes in your hands, broken fingers, etc.

  • i already left a comment on here but i have to post another. i've had nightmares of the whole drumline falling into a pile. quads can weigh up to 50 lbs, try about 4 of those falling on top of you.

    a few friends of mine were in the color guard and there was a broken rib, a concussion, and a torn ligament involved. i agree, it's hard! marching band should be a sport darnit!

  • Can't be a sport without interacting with an opposing team in real time. Imagine how awesome that would be though. Like, if everyone memorized a bunch of different small drills and songs and two schools marched at each other. Get pulled out for making a mistake and the school with most players at end wins.

    I had a snapple during break once. The fact:

    #261 Playing in a marching band is considered moderate exercise.

    We laughed our asses off. I really wish that I had kept that cap

  • false.

    cheerleading is a sport and isn't interacting with an opposing team.

    same with golf.

    and probably a few other sports.

  • excuse me? its just as much a sport as anything else! carrying a heavy set of tenors across a field while playing and counting takes skill! and they do compete with other teams, ever heard of dci? same with marching competitions... dont put marching band down... it takes skill

  • Did I say it wasn't hard? I know it takes a lot of skill, I marched for 4 years. I just view a competitive sport as an activity where you are allowed to physically interfere with an opposing teams strategy, and vice versa. Is that definition right? Not popularly, that's just how I view it

    So I'm not putting it down. I remember the hours of practicing in heavy rain and sun, standing at attention with that increasingly heavy trumpet in my hands.

  • i am sorry i miss-understood you

  • So, basically, you're saying that sporting events such as track, rowing, weightlifting, etc. aren't sports because they don't allow you to physically interfere with the opposing team? I just don't see the logic in that.

    Technically, competitive sports are anything where a points or scoring system is involved. A sub category would be physical competitive sports, where there is physical contact, and such.

    Just trying to get a point across.

  • You don' t see the logic in that is because mine isn't a lexical definition of sports. I've already said that. That doesn't make any of those activities any less difficult or competitive. Just that I wouldn't call them a sport.

  • I agree. not to mention depending on the comp. you can get a little physical....we've hit about 3 judges because they were in our way...they joys of colorguard

  • Is that a ninja on rollerblades?

  • NERRRRRRRDS!

  • friggin band kids...

  • hahahahaha that was freakin retarted but it was greatness!!!!!!!!!!

  • omg our BD would've been FUMING

    lmao

    i wouldn't even waste a drum stick

  • hah. i would freak if ninja's attacked our practice. even though they wouldn't because i'm cool with the ninja's. anyways, i bet those band kids would beat your ass. marching band is a hella difficult sport. seriously.

  • =D ftw

  • LOL the bass drum guy chases them with a mallet

  • NOOOEEESSS Watch out! 'Bones come with spitballs!!!

  • :) Lol

  • i would chase after them with my tenors then own them all!

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  • i would have hit them with my drum stick, but i would never smash my snare on their head. i love it too much... my precious!

  • lol so true!!!

  • fuckin bandos

  • ...

  • dood...you got a death wish??? Never mess with band kids....ESPECIALLY when they've been working their butts off on that field for a couple of hours. (believe me...we get pretty moody...) If it were our band we would have attacked YOU. xP

  • Lol, seriously. They would beat you into the ground

  • hell yeah bands hard, ecspecially drumline. any band kid wouldve chased yall off the field i would love to see those brainless football players and the people who say band is easy try marching band, none the less the time and effort it takes to do it all.

  • First of all creggmaster you are an idot.

    Second if something like that happened to my band 240 band and color guard would beat you up. Just check out our preformancees Winston Churchill in 07 and 08 and then tell me you would want to mess with our band let alone the color guard look at them in the 07 show "Letters home".

  • listen here... our band practices longer and harder than the football team, which is why my band has won so many awards, and our football team hasn't

  • lol, It actually takes skill to be in marching band. How hard is it to chase after a ball? Last time I checked that took no brainpower.

  • yea that seems hard... but in marhcing band you have to remember where to go on the field, what to play, how many counts, what step size, keeping ur intervals, and more.

  • Band practices more times a week and longer hours than football. When we are praciticing, Ive only seen football players practice twice out of the 5 days a week we practice. We practice for 3 hours a night and have band competitions on the weekends. Trust me, marching band is probably harder than football and takes more skill.