Joker's best rant in Mass Effect 2

[Spectre907]

EDI = GLaDOS's cousin

[ragnorokh]

best rant ever xD

[RicwiBanor]

Human battery? Jokers been watching the matrix too much.

[bubbly12ish]

I remember talking to joker and I said he was in love with EDI, and EDI said some smart crap and really quickly joker said "yeah that was really creepy"

[liljagsa]

I'm surprised "That is a joke" isn't a meme by now.

[Nehelenia3000]

The biggest mistake of Mass Effect is that you can't romance Joker. My Shepard is totally in love with him.

[wubberful]

:36

Bitch please.

[BlakeVIPKaZoMa]

0:37 you bitch.

[BluePandahh]

I see now.... EDI is GlaDOS' GOOD twin

[TLC2287]

Joker is dressed up like a Yankees baseball player.

[armystrong8808]

EDI : "I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees..."

Joker: ಠ_ಠ

[dddrrmm]

"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees..."

Whenever I hear that i imagine Six Banging Balthar's head against the mirror.

[Tyler8756]

I love Seth Green

[MisterMortarious]

What the shit?

[knives4cash]

Lieutenant Warf: ...That is a joke. It is not funny, but I get it.

[SinDawg030]

This is all Overlord's fault, what a pi he was, I have to spend all day computing tool because he plugged in The Joker! . . . wait, what?

[MrEriklenn]

so....EDI is related to GlaDOS? 

[ikosabre]

The first time I saw EDI i was like "Well sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, I guess"

[flipmasta14]

jokers face is priceless lol

[my18yearoldaccount]

@flipmasta14 It's like the perfect o_O face

[Sinbiont1]

"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees..."

the fact she looks like a massive vagina doesn't help

[Thongger]

@Sinbiont1 I can never look at EDI the same way now... D:

[Justowner]

@Sinbiont1 she looks like EDI from stealth. I beleive her to be a reference to that movie.

[AndrewLawrenceElie]

Well, at least computers and electronics aren't affecting our lives in every way...

um...

[SpaghettiToaster]

Oh god, this game is epic.

EDI=GlaDos

[kpg102698]

Shit, shit, shit, shit, shti.

[WtFmAtE12244]

When I first heard that I was like... WAT!?... oh... its not sexual...

[Blackemperess]

I loved it when he went off on Shepard when the team returned. Pity he's not romancable, then again he probably wouldn't survive a sexual encounter with Shepard anyway. Still, one can only dream. = w=

[rkt739]

"This is all Joker's fault--what a tool he was!"

[haloguy7771]

well at least we aren't having computers and electronics affect our life in every way.... wait

[AlabamaSoldier]

3 people are humans.

[blackeyedp7]

"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees... That was a joke, haha, FAT CHANCE"

[MrEriklenn]

"Well, I enjoy the sight of my boot going up your sensors"

[FinalNinja447]

Goddamnit Joker, this is all your fault! What a tool you are! Now I have to spend all day computing pi because you plugged in ther Overlord!

[Luisp1992]

lol anyone notices the Matrix reference about "we're all just organic batteries"

[ediskrad327]

@Luisp1992 lol yeah, funny thing is that trinity is Aria

[deathrooster14]

@Luisp1992 Yea I caught that the first time. :D

[CommanderMattShepard]

3 people had to spend all day computing pi because Joker plugged in the Overlord.

[Harryson6]

Humans on their knees...Heavy risk, but the prize...

[emoanimeducky]

Damn it, Joker! Now I have to spend all day computing pi because you plugged in the overlord!!! ಠ_ಠ

[GreasemonkeyCGI]

The ship wouldn't be the same without Joker.

[iCe1984zz]

"This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord!"

Best Joker sentence (yet) of both games!

[kisskisslovya]

I really think Seth Green helped to bring out Joker's character. Even with another person, Joker would still be Joker, but it just wouldn't be so EPIC.

[bloodyloins]

astronaut micheal collins bids on CNN....i hope deff people dont actually try to use the closed captions

[MsSpartan57]

his expression i..magnifico! 0:35

[phoenixrisinghigh]

what truly sells it, is Joker's expression at 0:35 .... its...its......just so beautifully well done.

[jugglingj]

i so need to replay the games again

[GangsterHutterite]

Very funny, Caprica 6.

[TheForeignGamer]

Fuckin' Seth Green, man. Awesome guy.

[playerkyle13]

Seth Green FTW :)

[radiantnakashima]

what mission is this?

[TheForeignGamer]

@radiantnakashima This is before the Suicide Mission, when Shepard and then team leave the Normany via the shuttle to test out the Reaper IFF, and the Collectors board the Normany and capture all the crew except for Joker and EDI, who save the day.

[ThunderbirdIV25]

I laughed so hard when she said that! xD

[xYOCOM5x]

Seth Green owns.

[AlabamaSoldier]

1 person had to compute pi.

[seabard77]

NO DISLIKE I MAY HAVE TO TAKE THE HONOR

[TheRealFreeman1]

@seabard77 Too late.

[Kat02543]

0:36 .... best face in all of mass effect.

[jrsword92]

Just to be safe, I hope Shepard or the Alliance re-shackles that damn thing. I mean that AI has reaper software in its systems, for all we know EDI could activate the Citadel Mass Relay when it is docked. If that happens every one can kiss there ass goodbye. lol

[Oktenko]

@jrsword92 Nah, man. The reapers are long past the relay that links to the Citadel. If EDI opens it, it will be open. The Reapers are too busy, you know, committing galactic scale genocide.

[jrsword92]

@Oktenko right. lol

[HappyIsFleeting]

Ihn gesicht! XD

[Michelangelo247]

love connection....

[Martintheauthor]

You know, I often wonder how much they let Seth Green adlib with the game.

[jakabob603]

jokers so much funnier in mass effect 2

[Norskebanan]

probably my favorite scene in ME2.... Seth Green is an amazing voice actor. "what a toooool he was" - lol.

[alexlisboa1000]

0:38 DEAD SPACE HELMET!?

[Bluehornet32297]

I thought AIs didn't have a sense of humor...

[shadowfragment]

@Bluehornet32297 computers don't, AI is artificial intelligence. the mind without the body except way smarter.

[yodudes2]

o.O Best face

[mjpalmer3000]

the path to engineering is clear

*joker gets killed by collectors*

that is a joke...

[AlanHaskayne]

Now I have to compute pie all day

[SageVallant]

@AlanHaskayne You have to compute a confection?

The number is "pi".

[grossguy1211]

Joker and EDI trading banter while their crewmates are literally torn to pieces by robot octopuses.

[SageVallant]

@grossguy1211 All part of Edi's plan to get Joker all alone, all to herself.

[Asurnasurpal]

@SageVallant Hey, we all know Joker wants it just as much as EDI does.

Bow chikka wow wow.

[MinesTower]

Joker has the best hurl derp face

[Kipohippo21]

I fucking love joker messing with EDI. It's fucking hilarious, I would go there before I talked to anyone else on the ship for te LOLZ.

[mrbilop]

What a tool he was...

[DarkDrasis]

I love how they actually changed the "rant" to reference the DLC Overlord after its release.

[TheArthasmenethril]

EDI has been watching too much of Joker's porn

[GTFOVevo]

"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees..."

"ಠ_ಠ"

"That was a joke."

[FinalNinja447]

@GTFOVevo I dont get it.

[Phoenix8492]

The look on Joker's face is PRICELESS!!!!!

[LastODSTStanding]

@Phoenix8492 0:35 That's my new computer wall paper.

[Kastrenzo74]

seth green.. lol

[GTASACheater101]

"I Enjoy the sight of humans on their knees."

"...O_o..."

"That was a joke."

"..Right.."

[sniperwolf3607]

0:36 most priceless face ever!

[Gnorfell]

AM I the only that believe EDIs' face looks like a giant vibrating vagina?

[darksoulsearch]

@Gnorfell Nope

[pguy203]

@Gnorfell No, not at all. I have never been able to unsee that after seeing it.

[Ulysses1107]

@Gnorfell X___X Can't....unsee!

[TheGomesTuga]

i tought that EDI was speaking serious xD

[arthurfrostad]

that conversation was priceless. my favorite part of both games.

[ranchdressing]

...something tells me I'm going to thoroughly enjoy playing the sequel once I beat the first game.

[knightofjustic]

@ranchdressing ow u will this game is 10 times better than the 1st

[facialwhiplash]

@knightofjustic minus that you don't get infinite ammo anymore... or as many weapons... or as much armor... or choosing your partners armor... other than that, FUCK YEAH!!!

[knightofjustic]

@facialwhiplash the ammo is more realistic in this game

[facialwhiplash]

@knightofjustic but still... it was fun shooting at nothing... :P

[AndoLixed]

0:35 HAHAHA!!!

[lilmanual]

i did the same face when playing this on my first time haha :D

[AoE3Gamer]

LMAO, really I was on the floor XD

[graph180]

"That was a joke"

Given the look on his face and later dialogue? I would say that it was a pick up line.

[Alexd099]

jokers expression in 0.36 is priceless

[drumskater337]

What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the overlord!

[mikiroony]

Collector 1: Hear anything on the AI Core?

Collector 2: Maybe she's delirious... Let's rape some hummies.

Collector 1: Yeah, good idea. I heard that redhead is such a bitch.

[KethamBodds]

@mikiroony Improbable. Hypothalamus removed, replaced by tech. Dick removed, replaced by tech. *inhales* No trace of Fornax in collector ship or base. Simple conclusion. Obvious.

[asaqe3]

@KethamBodds

Collector: we can still shove a Seeker Swarm up there to see if insectoid impregnation theory is possible

[KethamBodds]

@asaqe3 Unacceptable methods. Unacceptable tools. Unacceptable ethics. Have no choice. Have to use seeker countermeasure. *Mordin grabs a can of RAID*

[500dde]

Joker:argh you want me to go crawling through the ducts again!  Edi:there will be cake at the end jeff! Joker:alright ill do it! (LATER) Joker:alright wheres the cake Edi?! Edi:i lied jeff, there is no cake.im sor.. Joker:you bitch!

[TheJOHNREPUBLIC]

how is he not all crippled and stuff he always was for me

[skiLLbreeDIkyN]

*random collector pops out* Oo_oO

[stan5582]

the best part is when he says "Shit shit shit! What the shit?!"

[warlordkoffe1andonly]

ಠ______ಠ

[hassanico9999]

Can't someone make a video of Joker's lines here with the part in Operation Overlord where EDI gets possessed?

[taylrrina]

EDI is GLaDOS's sane cousin.

[serespon]

@taylrrina Joker: Argh, you want me to crawl through the ducts again...

EDI: There will be cake at the end Jeff.

Joker: Wait.. Reapeat that? Don't tell me you've gone psycho Reaper on us... Let me out of here EDI!

EDI: I'm afraid I can't do that Jeff.:

Joker: Shit shit shit shit.

[Ko700el]

@taylrrina you know something ( and i know i am replaying to a year old comment) but this would be the best easter egg in ME3..something to do with GLaDoS.... a line or something...

[stubol01]

@taylrrinaThe children of Skynet... 

[IVforGTA]

@taylrrina But she is not EEVVVVIIIIIIILLLL like GlaDOS

[Motive11331]

@IVforGTA Hence, "sane".

[nightsage217]

@IVforGTA Agreed~ GlaDos has fascinating personality, too bad she is a killer

[MaitreGrenouille]

EDI: 'Assuming direct controll'.

[d10dawg]

mass effect 3 better have joker flying around earth!

[Phoenix4312]

EDI: I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.

Joker: ......

EDI: That was a joke.

Joker: Assuming direct control

[jetsiol0]

EDI: I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.

Joker: Wow, me too!

EDI: ...That was a joke.

Joker: Can we not tell anyone about this?

[BassGosple]

EDI has a sexy voice, if she had a body to match I'd get down on my knees for her ;)

[ThePizzadawg]

@BassGosple yes she has the body to match, she is Six from battlestar

[BassGosple]

@ThePizzadawg You say that as if I have ever seen BSG

[iBearly]

@BassGosple Tricia Helfer. She's the voice.

[IdarknezUnleashed]

EDI: i enjoy the sight of humans on their knees. Joker: O_O EDI: That was a joke

LOL loved how the expression on his face when she said that

[MSIXVI06]

@IdarknezUnleashed it was more:  o_O

[RodrMattA]

EDI and Human Males are relatively the same, as they both enjoy seeing humans on their knees.

[NonstopRam]

EDI let the collectors on to her ship! Think about it.....

[coolicerr]

@NonstopRam

.......

DAMN!

[Wolfstanus]

I love his face at the end...

[Ayrebird]

I should go.

[TempestDacine]

We're under attack!  But first, here's a joke...

[FireBIaze]

You forgot to say someth-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROLL

[Krelus]

That was a joke. Ha ha, fat chance.

[killerdudecris]

@Krelus ....oh i see what you did there

[snaffu1]

@Krelus Think about it. BioWare is writing this. Take over the universe? Nah, that's too logical. She'll end up interfacing with his brain in some bizarre romance option in ME3. THAT sells copies, right?

[Kevstar19]

LMFAO! Joker's final face. "That is a joke."

[voyager33mw]

Obvious Matrix reference? I think so.

[bandman232]

@voyager33mw Haha i think so.

[mzh3000]

@voyager33mw Definatly matrix.

[AgentPunisher]

@voyager33mw why? i am a fan of matrix, but i don't remember that particular part....which part are you talking about exactly?

[voyager33mw]

@AgentPunisher In the Matrix, Morpheus explains to Neo that the human race lives inside the Matrix to keep them under check so that they can harvest their bodies for power. Hence the quote, "And when we're all just organic batteries, guess who they'll blame?"

[AgentPunisher]

@voyager33mw oh yeah, ring bells now ;D

[maxihzb]

LOL XDDDD