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  • Too many tweets make a twat but you my friend are a cunt.

  • Too many tweets, can make a twat

  • He most certainly could have been referring to our left-wing twats of America, who are relentless in their tweets. Tweets and twats, should be the motto of the DNC.

  • he is a fucking twit

  • Finally, a Prime Minister who isnt Politically correct and says things that we all say at home. Jesus christ you left wing fucks....GROW UP

  • @hurro67 are you FUCKING STUPID! do you know how much it costs to study at university!

  • Leftist supporters are not able to have an intelligent discussion.

  • It's nice to see the PM being light hearted and funny.

    Go David go!

  • He's a PM, fairplay for saying twat on the radio tbh.

  • Look at all the leftie babies on this video.

  • Best PM we've had in a while. Labour is a joke....too many lefties on Youtube.

  • @hurro67 You have got to be joking. He's just another shirt lifting public school boy like blair. Almost certain to have been blackmailed by Murdoch (mossad) Get real you idiot.

  • @hurro67 Yes! It's always easy to spot a labour supporter from the rubbish that comes out of their mouths. They should carry potty's with them to collect all the crap that come out with. Leftist's! get a life and stop attacking someone who actually is trying to sort out the mess the UK is in, thanks to your beloved PM's Blair and Brown.

  • I think it's utterly bland and unfunny.

  • I fucking hate that man.

  • awe he's such a sweety bless him. That too many twitters make a twat is fantastic and very funny I must say. All young people like David Cameron swear...they seem to think its clever.

  • 0:16 LOL

  • Too may twits make a twat, how many twits make up this twat?

  • This is hilarious! How ironic!

  • no dave people aint pissed off yor pissed off just coz yor not winning those 120 seets

  • David Cameron is a fucking prick.

  • Lol, he doesn't beat Boris though.

  • oh no! he is human!!!111

  • Much as I hate the guy, that's pretty funny.

  • I dont see the big deal adults swear. There isn't a kid that has internet and tv access that hasn't heard or seen worse. And its not like he was offending anybody. Good Job David for being bold.

  • Love Cameron, fuck off leftist tossers

  • The dying Murdoch empire is doing all it can to influence the election.

    the Guardian has endorsed the Lib Dem's and the Times the Tories. Are the media united against a Labour victory? Sky News and most of the newspapers are deeply partisan.Hothead James Murdoch seems to be losing it over his press support for Cam the Man is resulting in dwindling newspaper sales!

    What you wont read in the Murdoch press:

  • @TheNightnurse67 You do realise that the 'Murdoch Empire' at the previous two elections backed Labour right?

  • David Cameron is wearing a toupee!

  • @oldbloke135

    nah,i think it is just the way in which his hair is placed. If you look back at him through his career his hair has always looked the same. You would have noticed a point of thinning or baldness similiar to that of people like Elton John by now.

  • However, the Conservative party's own website invites you to follow their election campaign on Twitter. So who looks the bigger 'twat' now 'Dave'? He IS using Twitter to get his message across, although he likes to keep it VERY simple, that is why he is taking 'celebrities' with him everywhere and talking down to people.

    He doesn't want to go into any of his plans or issues he raises more deeply as they will be exposed as the window dressing gimmicks they are.

  • i am gonna vote labour this general election..but i gotta hand it to D.C....QUALITY QUOTE!!!!!

  • I'm not a fan of the Conservates but I agree with Cameron here.

    Using Twitter implies that you are a twit!

  • I am voting for him :)

  • The real reason Cameron doesn't Twitter is because he has NOTHING to say. This man puppet cannot function without a script written for him by his puppet masters. Cameron has absolutely no original thoughts of his own. He mimic Blair and Thatcher.

  • Why does he talk with his hands? Did he go to the same school as Tory Bliar

  • vote cuntservatives people..

  • David............its all going Pete Tong :

    Here is the headlines today:

    GORDON BROWN is on course to remain prime minister after the general election as a new Sunday Times poll reveals that Labour is now just two points behind the Tories.

  • EX- Tory (Ramsgate) Ian Jospeh Kent County Councillor and Former Social Services Manager, speaks out about the abuses committed within social services and stopping forced adoptions, after his experiences as a councillor for Kent.

    What tales he could tell !

    google stop forced adoption now

  • Well put David Cameron !!!! At least you were honest !!!

  • I don't like Cameron, but this quote was epic =D

  • Check out ( JOHN MCCULLAGH "ILL DANCE ON YOUR GRAVE MRS THATCHER"........on youtube or myspace,well worth a listen

  • Cameron's wife has got three cunts. One at the front, one at the back and him

  • Think that's a vote winner right there!

  • How many cunts does it take to make a Tory leader? Just one obviously, but sadly there are more.

  • @mooneymanl337

    Probably a lot less to make a liebor one that's for sure ;)

  • That's a generally witty, funny remark. Not a gaffe, his reference to the immediacy of Twitter meant the remark wasn't just a slip up of an out of touch Etonian.

  • If too many twits make a twat, what does that make David Cameron as leader of the Conservatives?

  • haha classic!

  • He's like a cliche from an old black and white movie. Can't imagine modern British people thinking "he's one of us, let's trust him to represent us".... at least not any of the ones I know in France and London. According to Widipedia he got 30 million from mum and dad. Wonder why he then took out that new mortgage for his London home and then claimed it back in expenses from the tax payer. How unpatriotic is that? wow, strange.

  • I like down to earth people, that is how things get changed for the better, helena.

  • My little brother, when we were kids said, 'Silly twat' with funny stuff going on the telly on the BBC in the context of a twit (he was seven years old at the time) when my Dad launched a massive blow to his head!

    I was stunned!

    To this day he, my younger brother, has never recovered from it.

    I will never vote for the Tories ever, but I will never inflict physical pain and anguish upon my children for what they might say.

    Sometimes I disagree with their viewpoints - so I debate them.

  • I agree. Cameron and the (Con)servatives will certainly conserve the "wealth of the rich". Never mind, the rest of us will have to make the sacrifices - after all, we`re all in it together.

  • CONSERVE THE WEALTH OF THE RICH.

  • Cameron is a twit.

  • Come on everyone, this guy is a cunt. Dont vote this wanker in.

  • this.

  • Cunt.

  • nice one cameron, you obviously have a great understanding of social media. I would be ashamed to have someone like you running our great country and I will be doing my utmost to ensure you dont get in. The last time I felt this strongly about voting against someone was Bush in 2004.

  • u think the Labors are better ?...

    =/

  • But this is just the kind of thing I would like to see the torries do more - open up to companies that are private companies (as in not public limited companies that can be destroyed by the monarchy i.e. short selling). Can we have new Conservatives if not New Labour? I say 'we' even though I'm Irish as I believe your island still has a great deal of power in the hands of the monarchy, not the people. To deny our generation, makes future generations a lie.

  • our island does not still leave great power in the hands of the monarchy!

    Our queen is a constitutional monarch and does not take part in the seperation of powers.

  • U wish willukus. Right now as we speak, there are agents loyal to the torries and the crown trying everything to force a Czech no vote on Lisbon. They're ultimate agenda is not unlike the movie Moonraker. They want a master anglo-/german race, alll going aroun in tight 1960's shorts like in the alpen ad - a futire of automoton pretty boys that can't do basic math!

  • that's funny ,bizarre, and wrong!

    I'll take that as a joke.

  • hope you're right

  • it's not a myth, it's a fact. you are also over represented in the U.K. parliament. Where are the english smp's?

  • yeah I think resent is a bit of a strong word =\ After all, the english have no reason (that I know of) to hate the scots, and I don't know any scots (personally) that hate the english =\

    not nice to find out that I'm suddenly 'resented' without knowing why..

  • i dont think gordon the moron could balance the books in a school tuck shop,how can it be right that he is prime minister when he wasnt voted in by the general public?a whole decade of low enemployment and high taxes and yet he borrows,what a plonker,and you jocks defend him,shame on you,i dont think you would if he was english,in fact i know you wouldnt,but i will give him some credit,he is consistent,a crap chancellor and prime minister

  • you're pretty much spot on somervillain

  • Iain, dont be a so silly! Scotland, Wales and NI are less than 10% of the UK population total! The Scots take an extra £1800 per head compared to the English, that is a fact, scotland is subsidised enormously and I for one would hate to see the Union break but there is a part of me that would like to see it, to spank you ingrates! Gordon Brown is a buffoon, he is pathetic and useless! And olease, dont whinge to me about Oil, it only comes ashore in Scotland!

  • When the English subsidise Scotalnd an extra £1800 per head, I think a lot of us expect a little more respect, like we respect the Scots for being what they are, pragmatic, humourous, fierce in battle and why when most Englsih are proud of the Scots, do they constantly whinge about misdeeds that never were! I mean we had a born again jacobite and then Gordo the useless!

  • What reason would the Scots have to resent the English? You see the English are not pure bred like the jocks, so be careful, a lot of us have Scots ancestry!

  • After this weekend, if I were Scottish, I would hold my counsel. Right now the only country that likes the Scots is Libya! Thats the problem with the Scots though, extremely insular and then, when it goes tits up, everyone is a Scot! My two Grandmothers were Scots and I am appalled at the racist way I am spoken to in some regions of Scotland. But why are you angry at the truth???

  • All politicians are suspect. They open their mouths to speak - they lie....

  • Oh dear, this guy might be the new PM, just think before you vote, do you really want this idiot and his millionaire buddies in power?

  • Oh yes we do! Like children in a nursery, first bliar and then broon took the toy to pieces and havent got a clue how to fix it! Thankfully labour will be gone for good after this!

  • you may have some points about blair and brown grumpy, but I still think choosing the tories is going frm the frying pan into the fire, did you hear the comments from his gay millionaire friend? out of touch? by bloody miles, I just pray we get independence here in Scotland. You kept your comments somewhat logical grumpy, it should happen here more often here than some of the infantile squabbles we see, thanks.

  • One thing I can say, the Tories are going to spank us raw. The state that labour have left the country in means that, dave Snooty will have to be cruel to be kind, just like maggs!

  • His likelihood of getting in grumpy will diminish with more comments like that I mentioned,and his MEP, and just now some rich twat saying politicians pay should be doubled, as well as retaining their expense system, cam himself id trying to distance himself from that, but the true tory colours are shing above and over his head, ,, the whole system needs to be scrapped and modernised, I say this regardless of political affiliation, We Scots love maggs, (sick all over the place)

  • Oh, I dont think so and its obvious you are not in touch with the feelings of the majority of the UK! That disgusting scot who is in number 10 and his scottish colleague in number 11 have broken the country. Seems like you are another one who will vote for a badge rather than look at what they are trying to do, Like Glenrothes, if they had put up a stuffed monkey in a labour rosette, it would be the MP now!

  • As for Maggs, perhaps you scots ought to think on about who it was that instigated the huge investment in Scotland in the 1980`s, Silicon Glen, and then in true Scottish style, it was wasted.

  • She gave us, or rather experimented on Scotland with the lovely poll tax also, such a kind lady, do you actually think before you speak, I understand, concepts and ideas rather than soundbites are difficult for you tories, but try, try and think before you start to make comments grumpy

  • The Poll tax? In 1997 my council tax was £800.00. And because our Jacobite Governmet wants to rape Southern England, I now pay £2800, and all this while we watch the jocks get £1800 per head more than the English. So dont fucking whinge. Silicon Glen was no experiment, the corporation ran away when the jocks started ranting about more pay, as usual greed!!!!

  • carbaprop told me about your attempt at making comments, he's right, you are quite funny in a very childish way

  • And your point is? Or is it that you enjoy making foolish and inane comment? If you have something to say, say it. If not stop humping my leg!

  • let's start with North sea oil, which you tories wasted away

  • Oh really?

  • woooooo, she's angry

  • Fuck you left wing bastard.

  • you are a great example matthew of what stupidity awaits us if the tories were to get in, their xenophobia is equalled by no-one

  • new labour wish they have done half as much for this nation as the tories.

  • whatever you say, alan duncan is a fine example of what you'll get, greed in the community not care, I'm not a labour man, but if I had to choose between them and tories, which is the usual case, I feel less at risk than with the greedy party, wake up will

  • "greed in the community, not care" what does that even mean? is that a damning verdict on the tories welfare policy? Because you would be blind not to see where Labours largest sector of public spending has gotten us. Some people are acting like investment is always better than cuts, that's simply not true and luckily the British public understand, which is why they vote tory more than they vote labour.

  • the whole tory ethos is akin to 'money is our god', we'll see a decline in the quality of social and public services should they get in which is likely, you may disagree just now but if they win, I believe you'll have to say I'm right in a quick way,

    as for voting, the public have been voting more for labour for the past 12 yrs, is that not evident to you, who has been in power for that time? I don't understand your comment to the contrary

  • actually, as for voting, the tories nearly always win the popular vote, at least in England. As for the ethos "money is our god" that's just bollocks, the ethos is that money belongs to people not governments. Firstly I would disagree that public service quality would suffer, there will be budget cuts but managment will be more efficient. More investment can't compete with better managment. The tories are a party you can trust, which i why they have my vote.

  • what do you mean will? I didn't say the money belonged other than to the people,

    and I used the ethos thing to highlight what I believe is prevalent to the tories, it's their mindset, their priority, and other things will take second place, as for quality after the cuts, like I said, that is just something we have to wait on to judge like I said earlier, hope they're better , cant see it though, you kept your arguement real, thanks

  • @carbaprop - by no one? the BNP maybe? or UKIP?

  • @jimo2taylor what do you mean by the BNP or UKIP?

    Two totally different parties with totally different agendas and totally different ideologies.

  • Wye do peepil not spel propirlay? Shurely thay can't ol be dafties...

  • i think he right aboout people always twittering boring things but i think that he actually did not know that that word was offensive, cause it also means stupid person.

  • Twitter is awesome!

  • As my father always said in the 80's and early 90's....hey we have a choice of around 20 Hospitals in London to choose from..thank god for the Tories or we could have had 25...since the Tories were responsible for not just wards being closed BUT ENTIRE HOSPITALS. SHAME on anyone who votes David the Chamelon in...with his LACK of Policy's, intellect and true leadership. My sister and her husband rely on their working tax..they can kiss goodbye to that under the CONS. Welcome to the STRUGGLE

  • Quite obvious you have a political agenda way above that what you would see from a regular serviceman, not to mention a lot of time to "chat" here. So why not tell the truth about what you really are? And no one gives a flying for what your father said!

  • Grumpy..actually im entitled to be on leav or serving my country...something i highly doubt you've ever done. Though you insist your ex services or still serving. I'd put money on it your not. Asive said before i can keep putting photos of me and the lads on my profile till the cows come home. You've been exposed you silly boy. Hence the stream of abuse you aim at me constantly. Cant hack some of us have the balls to sign up and not make it up..as you seem to be doing.

  • Looks to me that the only charlatan is you. You are making highly charged political statement which is at odds with how almost all military people think. I am highly suspicious of people who post pictires of themselves in uniform, that again is not the behaviour of a serving person, that is the behaviour of a walt!

  • The Pay rise we've received since labour have been in power may not have been what we deserve but hey ..its a damn sight more than we EVER got under the last two CON goverments isnt it?? hmm?? answer me that. Your bleating on about te Con party when they never aually gave us a pay rise...its taken 20 odd years for us to get a pay rise and labour gave it to us. FACT. I depise people who say they've served when they hvent...you sicken me.

  • Pay rise?? No the rises given to the military are derisory compared to that given by any Conservative Government! You still havent told me what Bariness thatcher did for all of us servicmen in 1979/1980 have you!! Fact is a private with two years service is paid less than a PCSO and traffic wardens and that is with the OOA payments. You really are quite a silly chao arent you. CCF are you?

  • All of this telling me you dont have to pove anything is blatant shorthand speak for you saying "i cant prve it since i never had the mimbles to serve or...they wouldnt have me due to asthma or similar"....hey my photos are up for ALL to see. You however are merely coverig your tracks...AGAIN..you make me fee sick to the bottom of my stomach. Your lying scum of the lowest order belittling everything mysef and others like me have done for the peopleof their country. filth.

  • No my calling you out proves you cant back your mouth up with something of sustance. You and Cameron would really get on well.

  • CCF is it? Or is it a uniform fetish, or worse? You are not a regular serviceman and thats for sure walt!!

  • i can say my service number freely red arse.........What i will ALSO say is i am not in favour of Labour UNDER Gordon Brown..under Blair i was all for it since we wouldnt have had of the kit we have now if it wasnt for that bloke. But im DEFINATELY not for any Con scum government. Im voting UKIP and voting for them all the way.

  • This fucking bastard said it all. He needs to control what he says, because he knows if he spews his real vile thoughts, he'll be in the absolute shitter, like he was in 2007. I am the correct and most honest leader this great country can be blessed to have. Fuck Mr 10 Percent

  • People are making a big deal about of this, I don't like Cameron but he wasn't making a point about us tweeters, he was just saying that his position as a politician goes against it. He was saying he wants to avoid making a twat of himself.

    What's that in my teacup? Oh, it's a storm

  • Typical inbred english ex-public schoolboy. English limey born into the "society"

  • oh the Irony. =P

  • good on you david

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  • HA talk about ironic! He didn't think before he spoke there did he.. epic fail :')

  • i love how ironic this twat is.

  • I think Cameron was just adapting to the situation where he was being interviewed. The show does have the feel of a 'blokey chat' with friends, and it was just a slip of the tongue - I mean, he wouldn't use language like that if he was, say, on Radio 4, or talking with Andrew Marr on a Sunday afternoon.

    Strangely enough, Ofcom ruling states that the word tw*t doesn't constitute a swear-word on radio.

  • David Cameron very much reminds me of Tony Blair when he ran for PM.

    Is there really any difference between these parties in the UK?!

  • That was funny :)

    He should have guessed that would come and bite him in the ass.

  • Dave for PM ASAP! So much more charisma and common sense than the TWAT Gordon. Dave says it how it is and so much more.

  • Pom you must be mad. Mr Chamelon hasnt released a single policy as of yet. That just shows him up as a sensationalist and band wagon jumper. so we will be asked to choose between a set of personalities, not between policies. I am not a fan of Alistair Darling but forced to choose I would prefer him to George Osborne, about whom words fail me. I am particularly outraged by the Conservative party's indifference to Defence, which they have no interest in except when it comes to point scoring.

  • Po obviously i can seak volumes about defence since i am serving member of the Royal Marines, and can only praise the kit we have these days under labour (whom i do not support for your info). But at least they have given us new modern kit since they took power. UNlike the years previous to them.Forget the Generals who say were poorly equipped. Easy for a rich elite on £500,000 plus a year to stat that being tory cons themselves. Aks any guy on the FRONTLINE & they'll tell ya. THE KIT IS GREAT.

  • Reading your diatribes I can tell that you are not a serving anything. It is appalling that you ride over the dead with such indifference. How dare you use the name of a proud corps. The UK is ful of Walts like you right now. If your were a real serviceman you wold have the decency to have some dignity and humility and keep quiet!

  • And your right..i am totaly against the Con party ever getting in lest they fuck the country up like every con government before them. I am old enogh to remember what things were like under major...wow what a shambles this country was...ohh..whats his excuse then Grumpy...?? was HE correcting the mess left by the previous labour government STILL even after Thatcher had failed to do so?? lets hear it Tory boy?? I honestly believe Harry Enfield must have based Tory boy on you chump

  • Quite obviously you are not an expert in economics, nor for that matter politics. Even if you used google you would find that the fiscal health of this country in 1997 was better than any other country in the G 8. But what is more sinister is that you claim to be something you are not and by doing so, you are standing on the graves of those who have died serving their country. You are beneath contempt!

  • I have nothing to prove red arse. That very photo of me on operations in Bosnia on my profile is all the proof anyone would need. The fact you cant recite a single piece of evidence that you did, have or will ever do any time in the services is PROOF that your an armchair warrior. I'd say at BEST you were in the TA and at worst are a filthy liar, who's belttling all of us who have done and contine to do our bit. 'll change my profile picture i think today to another taken on operations.

  • I've told a bunch of the lads to come and take a look at the ble your sputing so expect plenty of abuse soon mate as the las in question are 18 and 21 respectively who HAVE and stil ARE serving and at their age have done a ton more than you've everdone. You...in the services?? dont make me laugh...its blatantly obvious you never have..some of us actually have OUR OWN PHOTO'S of US ON OPERATIONS on our profies but you have a picture of a fucking Puma??

  • what like you have Grumpy?? your as mouthy as they come you little crow

  • Pm...and we have MORE THAN ENOUGH OF IT. Unfortunately for the British public Chamelon hereis looking set to take the election (if the economy picks up Cameron will be toast however). However the moral and intellectual flaws in Mr Cameron's leadership suggest, equally, that the honeymoon would be short, and the struggle thereafter long and not inevitably successful. His handling of his own party, as the expenses scandal illustrated, is sectarian and rooted in cronyism.

  • Pom...These problems, and the greatest one of all that he has no policies worth speaking of are concealed by Labour's disaster. He must pray either that the economy does not pick up, or that Alan Johnson is not catapulted into Downing Street, for either of those things might just check his otherwise jet-propelled progress to the highest office.the Conservatives may have done enough to win next year; they are nowhere near the point at which they can do anything useful with that victory.

  • KEEP IT REAL!

  • Ugh this guy makes me feel sick. He's a politician not some phoney comedian - what about the policies, eh? Saddling up with far-right MEPs in Europe Dave?

    Do not get me wrong, what we have right now is not perfect but believe me with this guy as PM it's not going to get any better anytime soon. Tony Blair Lite.

  • oh hai, ur gonna be britains pm next year! arent you? arent you?

  • i dont know why so many people were making a fuss over it, it was nothing THAT bad

  • He is going to be a great leader

  • That's right - blame the Tories for high interest rates in the 1980s... The only reason for them was the unbelievable mess that Labour put us in. I'm not in favour of what Thatcher did on everything, but she sure as hell was better than what came before her. It's very convenient to pile a lot of blame on the Tories on the 1980s, but it is short sighted: I doubt that the New Labour experiment is going to be looked on any more kindly in a few years

  • When the Tories were in control in the 80s the economy was out of control with interest rates over 15%.

  • This man jumps on every bandwagon and just makes up policies as he goes along. If you believe everything he says then you're very gullible.

  • twat is another name for a women

  • In what language? Twat is another word for a fanny, bush, beaver or whatever!!

  • its also a word for an idiot, you twat.

  • only if your completely detached from society.

  • Where did you go to school fuck wit. Cambridge dictonary has two entries. One is vagina ie fanny, bush etc . Get your facts right before you have a pop at people

  • Is this man really going to be in charge of the country next year? God help us all!

  • what because he doesnt have twitter?

  • he's just what we need someone down to earth and normal not like the rest of the geeks in parliment with no real social skills what so ever

  • TOO MANY TWITS MAKE A TWAT.

  • he did nuffin wrong ?!

  • From the bible? How out of date. I hope he isn't a religious zombie.

  • Politicians should not be treated like fucking celebrities trying to sell their crap to the masses

  • Dave Dave Dave rather than going on radio shows, TV programs and all this above the line promotion media spin ooh Mr Cameron single Mums love you wearing the red tie but 2.4 children families prefer the green one bullshit why dont you get off you arse and do your fucking job rather than promoting and cultivating your image.

    How about you discuss how are YOUR PARTY is going to improve the NHS rather than fucking Twitter

  • fuck david twitter is amazing my name on there is manutdshow follow me

  • its awsome! just becasue cameron is a twat

  • I found this funny, like most of the british public! you just have a handful of stupid people who have nothing else to do with their time but to complain. Soon there wont be any humour in this country if we just allow this tiny minority of complete idiots to control what gets put out on the air!

  • thought the last sentence is how it is now

  • Thats not a bible quote thats a philosophers quote.

    How ironic.

    Stupid fuck

  • Oh my god, what is all the fuss about? When I heard he'd made a blunder, I though he had used the F word or something. My god, what has happened to this country's sense of humour - 90% of the population of this country need to go back to university and see if they can graduate in 'sense of humour'!

  • but its not 90% though mate!, everytime there are complaints its like 20 or 30, out of the hundreds of thousands of people that watch or listen. We just need to stop listening to the tiny minority of this country without a sense of humour.