Robert Schimmel: First Time

[insanehockeyfan]

SIMPLY THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!

[oO0E]

"You can suck my dick if my face was on fire"

I'm being 100% serious: when you said that I had just taken I big spoonful of oatmeal. I literally spit it ALL over my laptop and made a disgusting mess.

What a great comedian. Wow. I can't believe I just found out about him.

RIP

[toddandjillian]

I saw him live in Fraser Mi about 10 years ago. I took this girl I was seeing for date at chaplins comedy club. I laughed my ass off. He was so dirty. The girl...I forgot her name didnt crack a smile the entire night. She told me to I could nt have more than 3 beers cause she doesnt date drinkers. Needless to say that was the last time I saw her. SEE YAA!!!! RIP Robert. I'll still listen to you 40 years from now. A great talent.

[deeeatj]

RIP MAN



[VaughnAndCompany]

2:43-2:55

[dokha]

first time i heard him was on itunes radio i lmao, so i immediatly looked him up..rip

[insanehockeyfan]

NO HE IS THE BEST EVER!!!!!!!!

[ORCA4312]

What a loss. He was one of the best. Damn.

[ritadebra]

Robert was the man! God rest his soul. If you don't think he was funny, it's only because you've got something stuck up your ass!

[kalliwest]

BEST EVER !!!

[WadaTrey]

omg my dads friend a while back showed me his dvd then i just thought of him and seen he had died? WTF Tragic

[AchromaticProduction]

im watching this guy on comedy central  and he's so funny so i looked him up and found out he's dead ): thats sad

[MrTeddyBass]

Your humor will always be appreciated by those who know how to laugh! Rest In Peace..

[Moflo]

I actually quoted Robert Schimmel in bed last night...I told the girl I was trying to "rock the boat without touching the little man's head."

[Lvduggo69]

I heard he died ? Is that true ! If so rip brother. U will b missed. I hope I'm wrong.

[ritadebra]

@Lvduggo69 it's true honey :( Sorry.

[yuetching]

Omg_i usu watch ellen's stand- up which makes me laugh so much but robert schimmel just makes me roar with laughter~ x

[pswallace]

Mitch Hedberg, George Carlin and no Robert Schimmel.... moment of silence.

[MrBeauElliot]

I love Schimmel's comedy style.

[uptowndc]

8 People are still virgins......or deaf......deaf virgins!!

[insanehockeyfan]

Im laughing so hard im crying. Bob youll always be the best!!!!!!!!

[status45]

Sucks we lost him... RIP

[status45]

Sucks, RIP

[TheRobster94]

2:26 Oh fuck.

[Greendub76]

Fuck. Schimmel and Giraldo. The world is WAY less funny now. R.I.P

[trampus2]

How dare they put Jeff Dunhams faggy puppet shit in the suggestions on a real comedians page.

[Ayleesha]

@trampus2 I was thinking something like that too (but not at all like what you said). I like Jeff Dunham, I think he's great, but still wondered why he was in the suggestion.

[BababooeyMike]

I'll miss Bob Schimmel..

[peoplereunite]

RIP BOB You were one of the best!!

[Nuclearlion73]

Itttt canntttttttttt beeee truuuuuuuuueeeeee is he REALLY dead? :((((

[Justin8806]

you can suck my dick if my face was on fire

[spacetrucker40]

R.I.P. Rob, Gonna miss ya. If you believe in God then he should have a sense of humor, if not, then who wants see him....

[Trashfished]

Man ,he had to face God with his potty mouth!

[sslyssk]

@Trashfished I bet God laughed his ass off.

[mricecreamman1000]

I saw his HBO special when i was a teenager really liked it

[SoldierSide77]

Did you come? Yeah I came to my senses! Get your shit and get out!

[SoldierSide77]

You erased my clit you dumb fuck!! o.O

[RafaelMDiaz1]

Oh man RIP Rob. Make em laugh up there.

[maestro48239]

RIP Robert, you were a comedy legend!

[Prodigyz8]

RIP brother

[phenomforever825mjf]

lol i love this guy RIP Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[agnessmash]

RIP.

[davis111davis111]

I will miss him so much!

[ludehead]

@davis111davis111

Man, he was the best ever!!

[peacevillege]

You will be missed. I guess God needed you since you passed away on the eve of the Jewish New Year.

[goodluck4287]

So sad about the news. He was one of my favorite comedians. May he rest in peace.

[STLAEON]

Thanks for all the laughs buddy! RIP:(

[hardcore69hippie]

RIP bobby.. u were funny stuff

[hiwaytahell]

I miss him already...

[LCStudiosProductions]

Rest in Paradise Robert

[borikwaboy]

One of the truly all time greats...so sad to see him go. I hope his daughter recovers and I hope they catch that prick that made them swerve and pour acid on his balls!!!

[MickChiltone]

RIP



[LANKYNIBS9000]

Bravo. 

[Y2J08205]

Rest in Peace

[chronophobe]

Ugh, it's so sad that he's gone... He was always great on Stern.

[jjohnson0710]

What a geat talent. we will miss you, Robert.

[OzPublic]

RIP Bobby

[JazmindaX]

He is very funny.

RIP

[eartant]

I knew I'd seen this guy do stand up in SF years ago, laughed then, laughed now. Sad to hear he's gone.

RIP

[spr30]

RIP



[djboca]

RIP Robert and thanks for all the laughs!

[ILoveGoodFellas]

REST IN PEACE

[Doomshark3]

RIP robert, thank you for the humour.

[bumble1995]

My dad went to high school with him. They were friends on facebook, and they would chat about high school and stuff. My dad's pretty upset about his death.

[Neuumann]

..."didn't you see the smoke?" lolol!!! R.I.P.

[musicispower84]

RIP man, I heard you were one really nice ass guy. My heart is with you man.

[mymovienerd]

RIP

[morpheusxnyc]

R.I.P. Bobby.. You were a legend...

[hswatnik]

rip r. schimmel-

[marky456x]

Good Riddance!

[Toasty3D]

Aw man, why him? He was freaking hilarious.

RIP

[MoodAndExpression]

the world lost another great comedian. what a shame. i really liked this guy.

[eliasgamer]

R.I.P man.... You were the best and will be missed.

[mook5555]

RIP

[duntoo]

RIP

[GerryLincoln]

Bob's gone but his comedy will live on forever.

[kingdiamond69]

You were a funny man and you will be missed.

[baronbuttocks2]

he already looks like a corpse in 2008

[jkennedyk]

@baronbuttocks2 He overcame cancer, so the chemo really made him drop some weight. Great username, by the way.

[fangsteen]

Truly one of the very best RIP Mr Schimmel

[thaduckoff1]

rip

[TypicalJAFO]

RIP, Mr. Schimmel. Thank you for all the laughs.

[dickdiggler2]

True Greatness.....R.I.P. Robert Schimmel.

[MrSkipangelofecal]

Truly a funny guy. Sad to hear the news of his passing. A very hilarious and talented man. RIP.

[YAHWEHisperfect]

let the dead bury their own dead....

u get out of satanic imaginations and walk in the Way of Yahweh...because, tomorrow or maybe even today, it might be ur last day...

[rayrob88]

Rest, we will miss you.

[LeighDroplet]

He could always make you laugh. RIP

[robnnic]

hillarious!!!!!!!!

[bobxxsagetsxxfriend]

R.I.P

[sabrinaforeman1]

RIP

[Eseress]

Rest, Schimmel.  You'll be missed. <3

[jeffbass1975]

R.I.P. its a sad day for a lot of people. Robert you will be sorley missed :(

[RB26N98KOUKI]

Very sad day... R.I.P.

[briabria37]

RIP, DUDE!

[bobross2487]

im so fucking sad about this i remember him before he changed his name to robert he was on the rodney dangerfield show.

[grepodstfj]

R.I.P.

[Mizz08Pimp]

God take his soul and rest him at  peace in Jesus name Amen.

[hginesta]

R.I.P 

[JeanCocteau777]

@hginesta

I never heard about this guy before he died.

This clip would seem to suggest I didn't miss much.

[ronin1138]

@JeanCocteau777

You have no class. Whether or not you like the comedy he died in an accident. Your parents didn't raise you with any manners. Zero class.

[swl9380]

r i p man he die on my birthday, he was really funny guy, i remember his shows on hbo stand up speacil

[ZannaBunna]

Rest in Peace

[ElWeyChingon]

RIP :'(

[glastron72]

VERY FUNNY GUY ROBERT ...R.I.P.

[jameskoolkat]

Schimmel was a passenger Thursday in a car driven by his 19-year-old daughter Aliyah. Bragman says Aliyah Schimmel swerved to avoid another car and the vehicle she was driving rolled to the side of the freeway. Bragman says she is hospitalized in stable condition. Robert Schimmel lived in Scottsdale. The 60-year-old comedian has been a frequent guest on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" and on Howard Stern's radio show.

[noistate]

Rest in peace, Mr Schimmel.

[Riskmangler]

RIP - Passed away due to injuries sustained in a car accident. A tragedy for the family and loss to all his fans.

dammit.

[FantageQueen]

RIP

[inFLUence2508]

I'm so sad right now.Thanks for all the laughs Robert Schimmel:(RIP

[chrissline77]

Wow he's dead and it's his daughters fault. She'll probably try and kill herself.

[snooters]

RIP

[showmevince]

RIP

[ladalang]

RIP Robert, You were fantastic. Saw you in Cleveland, Rest In Peace.

[Nigheist00]

R.I.P

[voogun]

R.I.P Yes your will never be forgotten,and we are going to miss you.

[human666hater]

rip robert you were one of the greats. was just listening to one of your discs the other day. i hope you have finally found some peace.

[terpdx]

RIP. You were a great one.

[MrHesse1979]

RIP

[TheMrESD]

RIP Robert Schimmel .. your humour wil live on!

[TigerTitan]

Never got to enjoy this guy's work before. Sad to lose him so tragically yesterday at age 60. Car accident in Arizona.

[Alhazarad]

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Sad Bob, RIP,

U never got the exposure you deserved brother.

[FreshCliches]

RIP Robert. You made the world a better place.

[drtphd]

One of his funniest bits. We'll miss you Robert. Thanks.

[Lytspeed]

R.I.P., Robert. Thanks for the laughs.

[SoldierSide77]

RIP Bob. You will be dearly missed.

[spencersghost]

You will be missed.

[VoodooHighwayRocks]

R.I.P. :(

[roque72]

RIP you were so funny!

[yusefdoodie]

RIP.

[scrapplecheesesteak]

Too damn funny

RIP dude. You're at peace now. Battled cancer, his young son dying from cancer, a shitty divorce. And its avoiding an asshole on a cell phone leading toa bad car accident that kills him. Fucked up!

[jarez305]

RIP. Too damned soon...

[fredadd]

RIP! Your a funny dude!

[DIANNEELEE]

What a potty mouth.

[mictactical0]

great

[50ARMY]

Laughed so hard I cried!

[tehkoalainsurgency]

-did you cum?

-yea, didn't you see the smoke?

[HarryHydro]

Oh God! This guy is great! My gut hurts.

[topwasher23]

HA! "you could suck my dick if my face was on fire!"

[tyltat2020]

He is so funny! I have seen him so many times and he gets funnier!!!!

[ohhhtetons]

ive seen this a solid 30 times and its still damn funny

[dab44lb]

I came to my senses. LMAO.

[tyluscious]

lmfao i love this guy

[Lx3IV]

Yeah, better than MY first time too!!!

Who is this generous girl???

[Lx3IV]

Didn't you see the smoke?

You erased my clit, you dumb fuck!

OMG LOL!!! XD XD XD HAHAHAHA...

[dab44lb]

If my face was on fire! LMAO

[dillydan88]

sounds like a great 1st time =P

[ilnn408]

HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!

AHAHAHAAHAH

[Cubik303]

This guy is one of the greatest comedians in the history of the art. Completely hilarious.

[rskurow]

I totally agree, and not only a great comedian, but a great person also.

[nflroundtable]

@Cubik303 True that.

[celticpride4life1]

@Cubik303 RIP Tho!

[fleshgod]

i just saw the new special, and have been on a robert schimmel kick ever since,...you, sir are a genius.

[ZPQM001]

"ya i came to my senses get out!" lol that shit had me laughing 4ever

[brandonrossjames]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA fuckin outstanding

[GoreBastard]

This guy is brilliant!

[nflroundtable]

@GoreBastard Completely Agree.

[BizzyBone4Life]

LOL!

[FatherMcKenize]

funny as shit!!

[HFLCHARGERS]

He is the man!!!!!! Great just great

[JBURNJROLL1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[MISSVIDALES]

I went to this show with my boyfriend--you were hilarious! Thanks for stopping in Vegas!

[Evillioness]

I love you Robert! You make me laugh everytime I see you. Your special "Unprotected" was the best.