CAN'T TOUCH THIS

[CrappyEdits]

I thought it was Weezy Waiter at first

[boodi196]

Im too fat to be hovering on my chair.

[TuckerWooldridge]

2:25 what about graphine, 1 atom (carbon) thick material, that is "perfectly flat at the mircro level."

[superestboy]

I will punch someone very hard.He:Hey its painfull.me:Dont worry i didnt touched ya

[Diablo98415]

Another reason for me to continue eating people. Thanks for the justification.

[PurpleKirby012]

LoL so is it bad to eat too many bananas? And ..so how do you get your fingerprint on something if your not really touching it??

[slyshadic]

So...If I steal something (jewl) I wouldnt actualy be touching it?  And FOREVAH ALONE!

[trinsualt]

wtf is kony?

[komblo123]

@trinsualt search it up

[fatcat336]

KONY 2012

[Epixman5443]

So your saying you dick dosent touch the VJ??

[starwarslego123]

@Epixman5443 Yes.

[gracienooo]

@Epixman5443 Well untill the sperm gets to the egg...But bye then your screwed

[GeorgeMillerAtkinson]

Science Clone???

[carolinaamaus99]

FOREVER ALONE :)

[YENDACZ1]

My butt is made of Adams?

[DoryanGrey18]

I want to almost touch you.

[lloydy1510]

4:28 :O mickey mouse

[DOVHALKIN]

He called my butt pretty :O

[TheAmal311]

I swear I never laid a finger on her I have science on my side

[MrRoachclips]

"Officer I didn't touch her... I can prove it!"

[SilarGangrel]

rem (roentgen equivalent man) is an outdated unit, the current SI unit is the Sievert (Sv). Also, the natural abundance of K-40 is 0.0117%, so slightly more than one out a hundred, not one out of eight thousand. Lastly, the banana equivalent dose is a complete misunderstanding of internal radiation dosimetry. It doesn't work that way.

[JohnConner101]

so i typed "can't touch this" you know, for the song? when i scrolled down and found vsauce, i was like "FUCK THE SONG!!! I'M WATCHING THIS!!!"

[tantanoid]

How about glue?

[msdbzloverful]

this isnt to depressing at least we can feel if we couldnt that would suck.

[THERUSHER29ify]

4:28 molecular structure of mickey mouse

[darkevil88188]

my butt is much prettier that this :D

[IIisIV]

electrons don't orbit round the nucleus

[AsYouFallingDown]

@IIisIV Yes, they do.

[SilarGangrel]

@IIisIV Yes, they do. They don't orbit the nucleus like planets, but they still orbit.

[Omnimaero]

your glasses are really dirty

[MadnessMafia]

Holy shit. This was a theory I made when I was like six...

[justsomeperson81797]

he said butt... hehe

[etjonah]

mind=blown

[seversic]

but you cant eat 600 bananas because if you eat 27 you can die of potassium poisoning.

[airsoftidiot14]

4:27, its micky mouse!!



[Fwoggye]

My parent's touched me :'c

[lifethelifetoday]

@Fwoggye eeeeewwww

[BLAHBLAH1000shop]

5:02 So wait, if the only people you actually touched was your parents and kids, doesn't that mean we all touched each other at one point? More specifically, the first two human beings?

[b1gbudda]

officer: your guilty!!

me: nope i didnt actually touch her ;)

[kcired23]

no i can be certain i touch my parents, my children, AND my girlfriend

[sp8darocka]

Sorry to say this, but has anyone told you that you spelt "imperfections" wrong at 2:27? Kind of fitting that that was the word spelt wrong though =D

[iinadir]

For Ever alone face LOL

[GiantShedinja]

@vsauce So if you don't touch it how do you'r scissors get wet when you cut an wet towel per example xD.

[xx18117]

ohhhhkayyyy...this guy is cool and all, but this is toatally an opinion! Don't be fooled by him. This is an unproven theroy...I think it's called "zenoism". Anyway, I think he should've included that. Remember children, you can't beleive everything on the internet!!!

[ArttuMonkey]

@xx18117 Umm atoms have been proven many times but it's still a theory but theres almost no one who doesn't belive this theory...Hurr Durr

[KatjaIsCrazy]

@kaptinkrunch47 ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yahhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol

[kaptinkrunch47]

So we have hovercars technically?

[AngryPenguinFilms]

pet a file! jk

[superamp1996]

My firnd told me about this it is so cool

[blackbeltadkins]

NERD

[andyynwa94]

LOL @ 0:30 I just thought 'Fuck off!' only if all teaches were like you! :)

[TheJadenNation]

How do people weld metal then?

[TheJadenNation]

Then how do people weld metal?

[Blunteeezy]

Holy fuck, this is insane once you can wrap your head around it

[seyalcops]

So your saying I never touched the mouse and clicked the subscribe button?!?

[MsZooball]

but hehe

[1000Flynn]

Hover cars are the future? there here now!

[LeanderRandom]

"Stop touching me!"

"I'm not touching you. You're just feeling the repulsive force of our electrons"

[phr0gun]

But then how do things get stuck on me, like sirup or something else that is sticky?

[odioreligion]

4:30 mickey mouse

[RainbowOkami]

3:01

Eating one banana? XDD

[T3rm1n4t0r98]

4:28 MICKY MOUSE!!

[Badoompop]

awwwwwwwwww that is touching<3

[CampyMcCamperPants]

I took all the atoms out of my butt in order to really sit in the chair, but my anus exploded first.

[stefevr]

I never punched you, your electrons were just repulsed by my fist >:D

[electra54321]

oh tuchy i get it now lol

[WWOLFwts]

Water molecule?... Or Mickey Mouse?

[PayWithGore]

I dont give a fuck , cause of repulsion forces:D

[THCIFilms]

then what about friction? if we were hovering we would have no friction correct?

[MrAnderone]

@THCIFilms There is still friction because on an atomic level nothing is absolutely flat. Think of a forest with trees on it. One of the atoms in your butt could be protruding more "out" than the other atoms and could dig into a space between the atoms on the chair. Just like this: imagine the letter W hovering and sitting nicely in between the gaps of the letter "M". Neither has to be touching, but if you were to move the letters side to side it would be difficult to budge. This is the friction

[3399771]

total aw moment at the end there XD

[ivankinggarcia]

I just had a crazy idea. What if spontaneous human combustion happens because

some atoms rubbed together? Crazy, but maybe something similar happens

[itstheEnigma]

Hopefully one day we can increase the repulsion and fly!!

[bobbydragon8]

does that apply to touching water

[MrJa1l]

does this apply to lying in bed too?

loljk

[Kat90001]

so..... we technically drive hover cars

[JonWFergus]

You should do a show on whether we can call our bodies 'ours' at all. Which part of my body is actually mine, since it's ever-changing, shedding molecules (or atoms) and gaining others (in so many ways, so many processes), etc.... How much of my body is "me" and how much is just "stuff moving through me, or living in me"? What atoms or molecules are part of me now that were previously part of someone else? Lots of cool questions there...

[MrAnderone]

@JonWFergus Technically none of the atoms are apart of you. Your skin cells are constantly dying and being shed. Each 28 days you get a new layer of skin. Every 10 years you get a new Skeleton, since the calcium in the bones is constantly being added and taken away. You should think of yourself as a living robot, constantly being upgraded and scrapped.

[ubermaster94]

ultimate breakup line. "its not that i WANT to leave you but your exposing me to radiation."

[greader01]

see i am flying all the time ... B I T C H .....

[ThatGamingNerd]

so my entire life, i have never touched anything. ever. i am going to cut myself... DAMMIT I CANT TOUCH THE KNIFE EITHER!

[MYCAPSLOCKISALWAYSON]

ARRGH 8TH GRADE SCIENCE AGAIN!

[xcelorater]

why have i always thought this 

[entrancedunicorn]

"say girl, come here so i can feel the repulsive forces of your electrons." how's that for a pick up line?

[SnakebitLegend]

@entrancedunicorn that is the worst pickup line ever

[WritinTragites]

@entrancedunicorn i think its a good pick up line

[entrancedunicorn]

@WritinTragites thanks :)

[dougkoehler1]

I gess't this when I whas 9!!!!!!😱😱😱😱

[kingimd99]

@dougkoehler1 yet you cant even spell right

[Seanmanski]

Thanks for saying my butts pretty!!

[tennicioustime]

i feel so awesome right now

[nwdle1]

i had unprotected sex with a hooker last night, but its ok beause i never actually touched her vaj with my penis, poor atoms tho, theyre going to be riddled with all sorts of tropical diseases

[tsunafan199]

So i've never touched myself. good to know that :)

[Ghosthunt64]

My parents and my children...LIES. I'm a mono-zygotic twin.

[jennyXD98]

"( ... your butt is much prettier than this)." well thank you :D

[brianawesome100]

SOOO if i back hand my teacher and she says to go to the principle for touching her i can use this

FUCK YEASH!

TEACHERS BEWARE

[Squandarlo]

And I'm sitting here, trying to push my hand into my chair, trying to cause something to break...

It's not going to happen, is it?

[SPARTENFILMS]

i feel sad that i can never touch my girlfriend

[192mait]

soo basicly there actually no friction force at all or what :O

damn awesome

[vladimirlegorocks]

so basically you cant be the smallest object because there would be smaller than that

[TheOutziderZ]

Micheal.. to be off-topic but where are you recording?

[acer0169]

If you're growing weed, put a banana under it while it's still young and it grows to be a female. Google it.

[acer0169]

ATOM not adam lol

[649321a]

It's currently 4:30in the morning, and I can't stop watching Vsauce. Why are you people so damn addictive?!

[elcabronsitoamable]

brother walks in - hey can i barrow your headphones...

SILENCE GROUND WALKER CANT YOU SEE IM LEVITATING

[Joby802]

What about electron transfer between objects? You are sorta transferring matter then are you not? If they are your electrons and they go from a nucleus on your body to another person's nucleus

[K17McAfee]

I dont know if this is part of the video but after he says close the video zooms in on his face....

[MulattoZygote]

Don't worry everyone. I'm here to restore your sense of "touch", if you know what I mean. The electron's field of repulsion touches other electron's field of repulsion. Where they touch, you can imagine it as a sheet of skin.

[kikidolphin599]

@Mocny97 good point like when you put Styrofoam into acetone it melts the thing yet it's not touching... =|

[Mocny97]

So if you pour an acid on something, the acid is hovering and still able to melt the thing?

[destroyer90z]

if i didnt actually touch my girlfriend, why did i actually get an std

[theghillykidhacker]

Now I Can Troll Every Body And Say Im Hovering

LIKE A BAWS

[kalpakdhakate93]

I can now say that I am a radioactive human being. :P

LIKE A BOSS!!!

[InnocentBearz]

soif my atoms arent charged equally with another object like a doorknob will my skin fuse with the doorknob?

[HaiCHeDK]

everytime i touch something i think about this O.o

[MrTheevilpeanut]

thats right, hovering like a boss

[highfive644]

I used to always think about this O.o

[mohamedgna]

bananas, bananas, they're sitting on the fridge, bananas, bananas, they're shaped just like a bridge............

[MisguidedMariee]

I Am Possibly Addicted Too Your Videos....

Mickey Mouse At 4:28 Just Sayin C:

[MISSpinkGLITTERbomb]

banana phone

[AngelaTheBlack]

Well this is all very optimistic XD

[crazycartoonfreak15]

tell mom dont eat bananas ( tonite got bananas nooooo)

[rahkshifan99]

So now I can slap girls on the ass and say "I never touched you!"?

[ryno123321]

Are you studying to be doctor or something, Mike?

[Hazzarrrh]

Hidden Mickey at 4:29 ;)

[750lefty]

id rather "hug" my grandma then make her explode

[DietPepsiOnly]

Mr. Officer, it's not rape! I didn't even touch her!

[tayjacsmith]

please let me sleep micheal



[mackattack7309]

so basically...I CAN LEVITATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LuxLux24]

@mackattack7309 weeee!!!

[xXxTERDMUFFINxXx]

do u know how fucking long i was looking for this answer on the internet!!!!!!!

[xXKoleon5Xx]

Then how does glue work?

[marixdella]

So like if you rob a bank and the police want to arrest you for holding a gun to an innocent by-passer's head, you can get away with it because you're not even touching the gun?

I'm going to go rob some banks now.

[shoeib123]

@marixdella good luck in canada this is actually in the bill cause people have used this as a defance

[MrAnonymous825]

looks like the monkeys are radioactive then.

[WheelerWorks]

Michael knows what my butt looks like...

And I'm completely okay with that.

[THEPOWER748]

Put the blue wig on!

[chaster1145]

4:29 mickey mouses head

[TheXposex]

So your beard and your hair is not on you .That means your bold?

[MrVitoriny]

I was eating a banana after hearing this..........I spit it out

[Pipetruls]

So the next time I'm caught masturbating in the park, I can get away with it, because I am not really touching myself?

[lykkemania]

So.. If i tell my friends im flying im not crazy?

[kotr2001]

When I told this to my friend she said"WTF" :)

[Lynelner23]

:chuckthumbsup:

[toaofdestiny]

if im hovering tell that to my ass its glued

(actualy its just sticky :P

[PECOAAC]

Why even go to school anymore when we have people like this, Wikipedia, ect... Haha alright we can't learn everything like this. But a TON

[Silverfang1997]

I've always wondered about this -_-

[Nature1400]

So we know that if we are sitting on a seat or any sort of relax to relax are body to then we are NOT touching the seat because of the really tiny Atoms so what if we can't sit and can't relax are body to any sort of seat...that would be hard to know.

[ajlang16]

Your cells touch

[TheMarc1k1]

Got told this by my Science Teacher a couple years ago.

[SonnyDaez365]

i am learning so much from u mike!!!

[FTK0014]

who else stood in front of the class and tried to explain this and they laughed their asses off.....

[flipside6627]

im flying :D

[whm3d]

lesson learned im going to throw radioactive waste on my girlfriend, then i hug her 

[ChainsnLace]

hey you don't have to thank me for watching, you know your just to polite!

[ThePlataformer]

I want to kiss a girl . Anyone one has uranium ?

[azzykid1]

God I'm lonely now geese that was intense

[Gio2baker]

This guy is smart, way cool, and makes learning fun. Hahah! Awesome sauce

[L33TPWNERS]

My parents touched me when i was born ;(

[Alexfantastico26]

Hey babe, wanna feel the repulsive force of my electrons? ;)

[jovanysosa1]

I told my friends this and now they thinks im a weirdo thanks v sauce (forever alone)

[JVIazRamen]

No more bananas for me

[smegskull]

lol so sleeping with people increases your chances of cancer. I like that he avoided the gravity doesn't work on the sub atomic scale problem. very convenient.

[mostnormal]

2:28 they typoed on what should have been "imperfections" :)

wonder if that was intentional

[Muzicmyr0ck]

so...were all virgins? :(

[ms13ismyluckynumber]

hehe micky atom, thumbs up if you saw it 

[KevinMAbraham]

Put a cup on my head and realize the cup is HOVERING on my head.. Am I JEDI ?

[ms13ismyluckynumber]

@KevinMAbraham hell yes

[weirdandunusual]

at the end when he brakes the game right when its about to hit the serfice dose eny one els see th vsauce out line