Kingdom of Loathing - Meat Farming

[jokei666]

Video is running too fast and kinda needs dialogue...

I like the music, who is it?

Do more videos and shit man.

[retrospectroverted]

@jokei666 Song is 1 Inch = 10,000 Miles by Unique Chique. :)

[mingchannel]

what if you do this on the feast of boris?

[MegaFriXion]

Just a tip: Don't sell the wolf masks and giant needles. Send them to "smashbot" to pulverize and you may get some twinkly wads and twinkly nuggets. Send the twinkly nuggets in increments of 5 to get some twinkly wads.

[Tsusho1]

@MegaFriXion I don't anymore, but I also pulverize Rave Whistles. Thanks for telling everyone though. :)

[senthekiller]

heres a funny story my brother was a turtle tamer and he had to many meat farms then moders send him a message and then he told my brother to get rid of all hes meat farms or he whould get banned so he got rid of them all the end

[TrueMMO]

I'm not allowed to post D:

[Tsusho1]

@TrueMMO Huh.

[TrueMMO]

@Tsusho1

Exactly.

[rationalcube]

what level do u hav to be to get the castle in the sky thing???

im a level 6 turtle tamer.. ;_(

[BlakeOlson64]

@rationalcube Level 10 Quest

[cludRobot]

song?

[Wimble333]

I'm confused... How can you eat 5 chow meins as a disco bandit? Wouldn't you need stomach of steel? a Skill only myst classes can get, and can't be permed?

[Tsusho1]

@Wimble333 Tofu Chow Mein is only 3 fullness ea.

[matrixpachi]

@Wimble333 since when do u have to be a myst class to get stomach of steel

[gleehmee]

@matrixpachi you don't that was inexperience I think. any teatotaler can get it, as long as they don'tdrop the path before hand.

[gleehmee]

@matrixpachi you don't that was inexperience I think. any teatotaler can get it, as long as they don'tdrop the path before hand.

[BugEyeSatanMcGee]

@Wimble333

You have to take the food only restriction. You dipshit.

[TheRedJames5]

@Wimble333 Stomach of steel means you need teetotaler

[dragonlord174]

I get 275 adv, and 240k per day for a 20k diet.

+512% meat drops

[Whaaaaaaattt]

Whats the name of the song playing?

[KingOfKatamari]

It would be a lot more effective if you had Liver of Steel -- you could use 4 SH booze and 3 Schnapps.

[10mech]

your a level 15 disco bandit right? how bout superhuman cocktail soda water(70 meat) and sell at the mall for 4k+ meat?

[DeathicismX]

RONALDDD :D Heyy!

Mr Dudy :D

How is KoL going for you?!

[Tsusho1]

@DeathicismX Heyy Josh, It's not too bad. I just spent 1M on getting the other 2 crimbo items so I have 3 of them now, I'm sitting around 100k now :)

[seargent48]

Go to the Haunted Bedroom. You get like 400 meat per adventure or wallets and purses that have 300-400 meat in them. Way more cash.

[dragonlord174]

@seargent48

I get like 900 per adv, sometimes Giants even drop 1k :D

much better than Bedroom

[Heckfire8]

But, i think you need like 200 moxie to wear the Poodle Skirt

[redecember]

i use leprechuan, poodle skirt, natty blue ascot, tip jar, lucky rabbit's foot and black paisley oyster egg (gives 50% extra meat =D and doesnt cost much)

[OmgNinja999]

Also the poodle skirt stats are :

25% Meat drops

25+ Fire damage

Slight slime resistance

[OmgNinja999]

Very nice way of making cash but i prefer going to the thunderdome for the moxie sign and farming clockwork keys using items drop increaser's getting a key every 3 or 4 adventures valued at 30K.

[CodeRedMD6969]

I was just wondering, why arent you wearing a poodle skirt?

[Tsusho1]

I don't have one xD, would you mind telling me the stats / bonuses?

[katmandu2k]

Hey, I'm new to this game. Just started 2 days ago. How do I get more adventures? 40 is so little, then I eat but I am full fast. Then I drink ma booze, but I get drunk. Any other ways?

[Tsusho1]

You will get a base amount of 40 adventures perday, and only drink booze until you have10 drunkenness, to be safe from falling drunk. Other than that, eat until you are full.

[katmandu2k]

Ah, then there are no ways to go beyond that? Too bad.

[Tsusho1]

well, they aren't that constraintive. In the video, I show a diet where you can get over 200 adventures per day, you just have to go slow until later (Level 11 - 13).

[RocknRoll707]

u can do this quest u get after the deep fat friars and get 5 more drunkeness. also for the future buy agua de vida they give u like 5-10 adventures they dont fill u up or use drunkenness. U also can remove 3 drunkeness and fullness by eating spice merlange its like 300k tough

[Hasbalm]

If farming is too slow or difficult, I sell meat at $1.70USD / million. I have upwards of 200 million for sale.  Feel free to contact me if you're interested. Paypal only.

[RocknRoll707]

nothing in kol is diffcult

[Tsusho1]

That is true, although some things are very time consuming to accomplish (obtaining vast amounts of meat, getting URs, etc.)

[callhelpwnage]

nothing is difficult if your doing it ineffectively.

[SaviourX]

just time-consuming.

[Cid28000]

i earn 600-700 per turn and get 90k a day, and im a teelotaler! then i can get some more with MMG

[Silverthumb]

You're Disco Bandit. Use Disco Combos, dude.

[BugEyeSatanMcGee]

What do you equip?

Seriously, get some decent equipment

[Tsusho1]

All of the equipment used helps Item or Meat Drop % in some way, and all of it is generally not very expensive and does not require and ascensions to obtain. I have recently obtained some better equipment, and may repost a new video with better results.

[BugEyeSatanMcGee]

Please do tell me what equipment it is.

[Tsusho1]

Look at 2:08 in the video. As of then, I have adopted 3 Natty Blue Ascots, An Octopus Spade, Cup of Infinite Pencils and Plexiglass Pith Helmet.

[Kev116]

Dude could you write me a description for this?

[Tsusho1]

45,000 - 70,000 meat: Milk of Magnesium x 1 Munchies Pill x 1 Any Superhuman Booze x 4 Any 1 drunkenness Schnapps x 2 Tofu Chow Mein x 5 1. Use Milk and Pill 2. Eat 5 Chow Meins 3. Drink 3 Superhuman Booze 4. Drink 2 Schnapps 5. Adventure in Castle with Gravy Fairy / Leprechaun 6. Sell Loot and use Warm Subject Certificates 7. Drink last superhuman Booze for extra adventures tomorrow You will recieve over 120k everyday doing this.

[Kev116]

the castle in the sky?... as for the superhuman booze, do you mean with the garnishes and stuff?

[Tsusho1]

Yes the Castle in the Sky, and Superhuman Booze:

Muscle: Mon Tiki, Teqiwila Slammer (that is proper spelling)

Mysticality: Gimlet, Yellow Brick Road

Moxie: Mae West, Prussian Cathouse

Muscle + Moxie: Neuromancer, Vodka Stratocaster

Muscle + Mysticality: Divine (used in video) Gordon Bennett

Mysticality + Moxie: Mandarina Colada, Tangarita

Each of those are Superhuman Booze. I recommend being a Disco Bandit to do this meat farming. Otherwise, you will be spending nearly 25k more.

[sora1715ofkingdom]

ahaha ur poor no offence im lvl 17 and i got 300k

[Tsusho1]

300k is in no way rich, and I only have 45k out to show how much meat you need to buy the food and drink.

[DasAnnihilator]

im level 12 and i have 2000 meat!!!

(I really do I'm getting all sorts of crap for meat farming)

[DasAnnihilator]

now im level 14 and got 22000.

thanks!

[VideoTwister]

sora you're a retard. I make 50k a day and I'm lvl 19. I'm not bragging, because many people are better than me, but don't be an asshole and brag when you got nothing to brag about.

[deltacomccullum]

im level 17 andi got 3mil

[jonthediscobandit]

Hot hi mein (3)

Mon tiki (4)

Shot of Nepenthe Schnapps (1)

Hot wad (14)

Milk of Mag (1)

Ode to booze (one shot)

Leprechaun, Leash of Linguini, Empathy, Buffing spray, polka of plenty, familiar equipment, plexiglass pith helmet (optional), stainless steel slacks (optional), Duct tape shirt (optional).. Adventure at the castle. Your set to go.

[actmyname]

use frozen banquets and Ralph IX cognacs(Ralph lX Cognacs cost ALOT)

[EricStelzman]

The hobo monkey is a better version of the Leprechaun, but getting the 1000 hobo nickels for it can be tiresome for some.

[Grug16]

Noob. Use a leprechaun.

Other than that, some good tips about food and booze. Thanks for telling me about the meatcar. I just bought a Wristwatch for 280,000 meat. I calculate I will make a profit in 133 days. A long time, but by then the watch will be WAY more expensive. (I was an idiot and got the Dart Gun on crimbo 2008.) I recommend you make two or three "basket" accounts, so you can get the items that are given out on a per-character basis.

[Tsusho1]

Using a 20-pd Leprichaun is more efficient than using a 20 pd. Gravy Fairy, but at this point, I did not have a 20 pd. leprechaun so I used the fairy, you are correct that leprechauns are better farming familiars

[dbs55denis]

i made a level 2 acc, i ran out of adventures, can you tell me what to do please? i just started a half hour ago and used them at the barrel of adventures, all i got was some etcs like 10leaf clover... idk please help

[Tsusho1]

you get mroe adventures everyday silly, you can do everything, just wait a day for 40 more adventures.

[iceman1788]

lol i have the enchanted bean but i dont know wut to do with it am i supposed to spray it with some tin?

[clonetheifx]

wait for around lvl 10 u should get the garbage quest and then you can use the enchanted bean to make the beanstalk :)

[jerbaloo]

song name man?

[Tsusho1]

Not sure, its one of the audioswap songs.

[jerbaloo]

seriously you don't know? i've googled some lyrics... no. the entire song on google. nothing. i'm forced to use one of those youtube downloaders, but i still don't know the artist/song name. =/

[jerbaloo]

lol dude we're hella stupid, just click the statistics and data tab under the vid.

Audio information for this video:

Artist:

Unique Chique

Song:

1 Inch = 10,000 Miles

Time:

04:45

Genre:

Rock

[Tsusho1]

Lol, that was stupid XD, well enjoy the song :)

[dragonlord174]

lol I get 700 meat per giant =P

But thanks for the video, I wish I knew about Munchies pill a loong time ago xD

[thecableguy987]

lol thats pretty bad only 350 mpa i get 250 + at rollover and 770 reguarly mpa

[ch33symeister]

Great movie!

Just some comments, there is a lot of things you could improve on:

1. Turn eat multiple on, account/inventory/tick it'll make eating and drinking Heaps easier.

2. Whatever happened to Ode to Booze? Try a buffbot.

2a. And speaking of buffbots you probably should have mentioned it for the Phat loot, Polka and empathy.

3. Wads are also good, twinkly ones will do fine.

4. Are you even using a leprechaun type familiar or a NPZR? That should take your meat gains up to about 500mpa

[Tsusho1]

I notice all of these things, thanks! But this is just for the poorer here, even though wads only add about less than 5k to the total :)

[charcharmunr]

Increasing Meat Drops WAY > Increasing Item Drops. Way better outfit, IMO, that's slightly more expensive is Muculent Machete Cup of Infinite Pencils Stainless Steel Slacks, if not, Bounty Hunter pants Baron's Money Clip Pulled Porquoise Pendant Booty Charrrm Bracelet Hat... Crumpled Felt Fedora Duct Tape Shirt Fully levelled Lep (Or Hobo Monkey if you have it) + Familiar Equipment + Sympathy + Empathy and maybe other familiar effects. Polka + Phat Loot + Ode?

[panthoos]

Great outfit, but a natty blue ascot instead of the Pendant and a Scratch 'n' sniff sword with 3 UPC stickers is even better.

[gutcannon]

na the upc stickers cost too much

[FinalGamerX]

Hey dude, nice video. I finally got a camccorder, so I'm planning to get a video up in about a week! Whoo hooo!

[Tsusho1]

Sounds sweet! :), can't wait to see some.