Bieber DISSECTED - Never Say Never (or do)

[Rainbowdrops86]

Twat he is a complete twat, not jbieber you! You lil English blokey

[1234laf]

'this could be a gaviscon advert' hahahahaha

[eaglesayleeop]

YOu are a mother fuckin ugly ass bitch that is JEAOUS he never said he was god fyi so u r pathetic

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- 8:15

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8:07 WATCH!!!!!!!

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4:15 watch!!!!!!!!!!! xD

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OOOOOH SHIT BIEBER!!!!!!!

[LillyGomez14]

if u watched the music video YOU would know bout what justin biever and jadan smith is talking bout. but good job, love your vioce!!!!!

[BobolinaBookworm123]

this was uploaded the day before my birthday :) birthday present xD

[TigerLilay101]

the lord of the rings reference made me happy :D

[XxSkaterGirl95xX]

xDD Oh my god, I love you!

[courtop]

Legend!!

[jbfan514]

srry kieran but your an alto tryin 2 sing a saprano part it just dont work lol :D

[Hayleysongs]

Cool, I totally agree and love the way you say "ABOUT WHAT?" haha.

[AusParis2011]

Justin Beiber thinks he's jesus and jaden smith thinks he's FUCKING SUPERMAN!!!

LMAO

[WHACKEDshit]

Nice accent and poster... I absolutely hate Justin Bieber...

[LisaSnicket]

ur ugly as shit wtf

[BobolinaBookworm123]

@LisaSnicket so are you probs

[LisaSnicket]

@BobolinaBookworm123 no

[HaloWing117]

"Justin Bieber thinks He's Jesus!" HAHAHAHAHA!

[tealc0126]

I love it when British people say Justin Bieber

[lyyxxxfromellie]

OMG you have posters from alton towers!!! i got one of taylor lautner and zac effron and a poster that has all the quotes on :L

[1marktaylor]

did this guy just call bieber a lyrical master ohh jeez is this what music has come to

[TheEnglishBlokey]

@1marktaylor do you not... like..... realize the whole point of this video? seriously?

[Gregory2133]

OSAMA HIS DEAD

[1Yuricosta]

:O

[lulabell0]

justin bieber is flammable :O

[janeblow80]

......justin biebier......gay

[heyitsERICAAA]

HE LITERALY THINKS HE'S JESUS!!!

Died laughing....

[quinnifersam]

im in love with an english man with beautiful eyes <3

[creativexcreation]

I fucking love you.

[phoenix8882]

you are a genius.

[paintitblackcolor]

ohh im so subing

[IndiscreetNinja]

One thing I will never understand about Lord of The Rings is why Frodo and co. just didn't fly on one of those eagles to Mordor, in the first place. Kind of a big plot-hole, methinks...

And yes, I normally go off topic when commenting on things. What of it?

[welshareamazing]

think its about love and stuff

GO WALES

[YourLilBabieGurl]

cop: you commited grand theft, rape, murder and had drugs stashed everywhere u r associated with. what do u have to say in ur defense? person: someone told me to and Justin Bieber said never say never...

[YourLilBabieGurl]

cop:you commited grand theft, rape, murder and had drugs stashed everywhere u r associated with. what do u have to say in ur defense? person:someone told me to and Justin Bieber said never say never...

[atpul]

Funny :)..made my day

[LeonaMish]

At 4:15 I laughed SO much! "Justin Bieber, Literally thinks, Hes JESUS." LOL

[ceryss284]

you are amazing! this is hilarious :'D

[Yamyameh]

Hehe, I haven't watch your videos because I was out of Youtube for a looong time.

And I'm going to say that the last video you shared with me was still awesome.But this video is way more awwesome :D

YOU ROCK MEN...I guess you'll be popular like ryan higa someday. :D

GUD LUCK DOOD

[MrWrnb]

hi blokey cool videos nd stuffs

[mizztomato]

LOL

[earydog]

u dont have a life

[TheEnglishBlokey]

@earydog Did I insult your precious JB? :(

[MsBonafidehustler]

@TheEnglishBlokey okay so if u actually cared to look it up; the song was made for the movie karate kid(the one w/ jaden smith) & in the movie jaden had to learn how to fight someone "bigger than me, taller than me, & he's older than me, and stronger than me & his arms are a little bit longer than me"... he's talkin about the guy he had to fight in the movie, not justin bieber. sayin never say never to mean not to give up+ the movie he never gave up other than that

I LOVED THE VID! kay bye XP!

[Boroudjou12]

@earydog i hate you fucking jb retards

[earydog]

@Boroudjou12 I dont like JB i just cant stand the uploader of this video. he is a real fag

[Boroudjou12]

@earydog yeah fair enough sorry mate, i just hate the obsessive justin bieber fans

[TheEnglishBlokey]

@earydog I am a real fag? As opposed to fake fag? OK then :)

[THEUNTAMEDCHILD]

cool subscribe me and i will back i want partner ship

[tinjoe1100]

cool thnx for sharing

[tyrant102]

you have gorgeous eyes :3 :D

[LilGurlLostInWorld]

if justin bieber was jesus then the world would be screwed i could never imagine "baby baby baby oooooooooooooooooooooh" on the bible!!



[SamaLovesGuess]

I wonder how long it would have taken me to realize that Willow was named after Will and Jaden was named after Jada if you hadn't mentioned it.. Seriously, that never occurred to me before I watched this. Mind. Blown.

[FootstepsofPoe]

Ok, I laughed hard at Justin thinking he is Jesus. NICE JOB!

[ImJustATeenageGirl14]

OMG ur accent is so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute omg i love ur voice like it makes me want to talk british too hehe

[TheXDolls]

(LOL) love this video.

[nadiajeffrie]

"Justin Bieber literally thinks he's Jesus"

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH­HAHA

[jamerz1826]

I'm just gonna say, this video was awesome. It was probably the greatest thing I've ever seen hahaha. I can't even remember the last time I laughed that hard, but I'm so glad I did. Keep it up, cause you're hilarious :)

[CaliCorner]

I just had to click the subscribe button..... :)

[itsmimmyy]

this .

dude , you are `mazin'

[ellie123smelly]

HAHAHAHAH! i love this video, genuinally as much as i love justin bieber!

Just gonna point out though..

I think Jaden is talking about the older kid in 'Karate Kid'

cause if you watch the music video his bit is pretty much clips from the film :D <3

[kittiekitz]

Hi English Blokey, may I ask, if you don't mind, where did you get that monkey poster?

[TheEnglishBlokey]

@kittiekitz I think I got it from HMV, either that or play or amazon, pretty certain it was HMV though

[loonylovegood27]

definitely subscribing :)

[missbeautybomb]

When you said about the arms i litterally could not stop laughing!

[Debbyturner]

Hi English Blokey! Really enjoyed the show!

Feel free to dissect my country music any time. All in fun, you won't hurt my feelings.

Your new sub, new friend,

Debby in New York

[Biedronecqa]

I LOOOOVE the way you say "what the fuck" <3

[Charcoalgreetings]

so umm.... wow.... i think your singing sounds better than them! :P

[MapleStoryShowsLive]

Holy shet! Your a moron!

[MusicLove092]

Hahah xD I haven't laughed this much in a long time (well.. to be honest, "a long time" means yesterday).. You're such a funny guy! Keep up the fantastic work, I'll be waiting for more videos :D

[whataboutAlfie]

I could not help watching this again, you are a smart cookie TEB. You could make a career of your twit. Ever considered it? Ciao.

[whatyoufuckingwant]

Dissect smell yo dick...

[PriestessOfBeauty]

Hilarious! I think the songs to do with a bully picking on them or something!

[rosella475]

i luv ur aksent

[omgitslexayy]

this video completes me :)

[RuRuChanSuu]

OHMYGOD. I started dying of laughter when you mentioned the arms. OHMYGOD. LOL. ILY.

[Dr3Mc3Ninja]

i love will smith but i dont like jaden-one. because he sung a song with justin bieber and he acts like hes the most famous child in the world. that bit about gaviscon was brilliant

[mjar08]

Hahaha, I love your analogies

[PLFields1111]

My head hurts.

[AIDSCrocodile]

Wow, what the fuck is with those two's claims, they be trollin'

[NErevs77]

haha, i agree. that is ridiculously creepy.

[darkvampirequeen98]

Hahaha loved this vid

[isthisitceci]

ahahahahah nice video!

I like your posters

[bakarangerpinku]

omg you said "I be trying a chill" with an English accent.

i wish more English people moved to the USA and then proceeded to talk ghetto so black people can REALLY hear just how incredibly ridiculous they sound - TO ME.

the way most black people talk... makes me twitch inside.

however, i love Stanley from The Office. he's awesome haha.

[ThelifeofLauren]

i love how you kinda sound like kermitt the frog when you start singing and at the end you kinda sound like joe jonas haha

[KidBajan]

"...and Jaden Smith THINKS HE'S FUCKING SUPERMAN!" That part really made me lol.

[fredrocks222]

"Never say Never!", you just said it...twice

[ThreeSecondSecret]

hhaha :) awesomeee.

[sayitisntsokthnxbai]

hahahahahha this is awesome :D

[jugeteable]

i will never die

[ForgetTheLie]

lmfao this video kills me

you have the sickest posters

and nice eyes

[TheEnglishBlokey]

@ForgetTheLie Thank you :)

[FernNM]

I'm crying with laughter...

I never cry with laughter.

Dammit. I said never. Um...

I hardly ever cry with laughter?*

[TheEnglishBlokey]

@FernNM You cry an non existent figure of tears per lifetime. Thank me later :)

[missoctupusgarden]

I just laughed so hard I choked on my pudding.

[JennieLeeC]

Lmao! I heart this so much!!!

[TheHepphepphepple]

watched this about 50 times! ahahah

[RapidHD]

fucking lol mate (: nice video man

[Agriking]

I'm not a Nerimon fan. I am, however, a fan of the English blokey.

[KIdcrane371]

@theenglishblokey

Hey what's ur gamertag for xbox or do you have a ps3???

[freaklyktaz]

oh god lord what has the world come to -.-

[imadork123]

lmao this was hilarious

[chailisowns]

does he rhyme force with force

[farshnuke]

JB is the result of the Xfactor and Britains got talent. Cowel should be crucified

[failuretopants]

Gaviscon, and it's gone!

[linxisme]

hey I want to do a skype call with you on my channel Contact me

[chailisowns]

logic is inphalabel :L

[Niamhello]

LOL Oh wow. This video is one of the reasons I love youtube.

[SkySayzRawr]

It's adorable how you take all the lyrics literally.

[FluffyShiNoTenshi]

I hate to be superficial... but you look like Phineas from "Phineas and Ferb", so I subscribed.

Though being serious (serious-er), excellent video, very clever.

[chailisowns]

@FluffyShiNoTenshi haha

[wesleysonic]

Your singing is better than JB and JS

[jackiesunshine1]

haha this is really awesome

[LewizX90]

This could be a GAVISCON Advert!

lololol

[whataboutAlfie]

A masterpiece TEB!!! So funny and clever. Ciao.

[ATOM314159]

I mean term never say never and hypocritical

[ATOM314159]

I hate justin bieber and the tern never say never I can't stand it it's so hypicritical

[LiquidSpiral]

by the way, Jaden smith is will smiths 12 year old son

[udlacaga]

CHRIS ANGEL DIDN T WALKED ON WATER THAT WAS FAKE°! AND JUSTIN BIEBER.... IS JUST... JB...

[WoahItsKimber]

Haha lyrics today are just an all about mess. Sad times.

[AnimalNitrates]

TJ and Alex - yaaaaaaaaay!

[LiquidSpiral]

I hate it when people say first :/