A Truly Faithful Wife (Skyrim Gameplay) PC

[thornado8]

WHAT SORT OF SICK BASTERD KILLS HIS OWN WIFE!!!! I'LL TELL U WHO. THIS ONE!!!

[minsqueeno2]

Two bitches, i like how you roll

[TheBeatlesCom]

SHARE? ..

[MrCubecow]

does q wife respon if they die

[calze6]

needs more dead thrall!

[aqualieutenant]

Is it such a sin? for you to take what's yours until the of time?

before the possibilities came true, you took all possibility from her.

MUST HAVE STABBED HER 50 FREAKING TIMES!!!! I CANT BELIEVE IT

EAT IT EAT IT!

lol #a_little_piece_of_heaven

[Tyrantax]

@aqualieutenant Freaking? What are you, 12?

[aqualieutenant]

@Tyrantax yes, and what is this.

*troll face*

[17808Taylor]

haha here what she said "you probably shouldn't be doing that"

[HeatFromVoid]

"Until death do us part." She didn't keep her vows, she had to die twice! D:

[MegaJay7777]

she was a whore anyway. u see the letter from sven. aela is probably better at doggystyle anyways

[ghostpirate7349]

@MegaJay7777 >_< lol

[Adaman12345678999]

Strip her dead body brought her back to life closed the bedroom door and we had hardcore anal sex for 3 days oh yeah

[MCCreppermaddness]

This is xbox gameplay duh

[Nellhmm]

Lydia, ever the wise one lmao

[yoyodboy09]

you people have some serious problems.

[VampireSquidy]

Thats for not being in the kitchen...

[BSFgamerboy]

@VampireSquidy She tekinikly was...

[Gigaderp]

This is why I strip dead bodies then use dead thrall on them to make them my permanent sex slaves.

[gigadule]

sick mind.

[SteepHyperspace]

If you marry a mercenary do you still have to pay for them to follow you?

[acressl]

If you pick the wrong wife, she should just consistently lay into you the second you walk through the door. "Yeah well, you said you'd fix this and you didn't do that and we have to go do this and..."

If you hook up with an Orc, you should occasionally incur a stat penalty that behaves like a disease from having (pressumably) rough Orc sex all night.

If you marry a loose gal, maybe you come home early one time and find her making it with three Redguards.

The possibilities are endless.

[TheLaptop489]

@acressl Lmao you sure did put some thought into that haha. t'was an epic read though

[Bluntmage25]

im pretty sure this isnt the pc version

[XxUpliftingTranc3xX]

@Bluntmage25 It is, but the reason why it shows up as Xbox 360 controls is because you can plug-in Xbox 360 Controllers into Windows Vista/7 on your pc to work with many games.

[jamstermman12]

@XxUpliftingTranc3xX ty man didnt know tht il try it

[77Rrain]

kill your wife then make her zombie to kill her again :)

[jamie1234511]

Haha, like killing her once wasn't bad enough XD

[FuIIOfFaiI]

Why do you guys marry the worthless chicks? Marry a follower. The best person to marry would be Mjoll the Lioness because she's immortal, you nor enemies can kill her (she's the only non-quest follower like this). However, she has a butt-buddy that will move in with you/her, but you can dispose of him. Just do it while she isn't around.

[colizonthedragon]

@FuIIOfFaiI where do i find her then?

[FuIIOfFaiI]

@colizonthedragon She's standing outside in Riften. Tall Nordish chick, hard to miss. When you meet her, agree that the Thieves Guild sucks (regardless if you like them or not) and you must be at level 14 or higher to initiate the quest. Just go get her sword out of some ruin, and she's yours.

[colizonthedragon]

@FuIIOfFaiI  sweeet!

[btndanger]

1:34 haha you shouldnt be doing that

[cookies5541]

lol

[BrI120000]

How did you get all the furnisher there?

[eightbitinsanity]

Someone has to make a mod where the wife/s make sandwiches in skyrim

[ThePhoenixAffinity]

i got married and now i cant find my wife..... lol wtf do i do

[babyiburn]

No wonder someone made up divorce.

[TheRofl2000]

Lydia: look you shouldn't be doing that

Main character: What? how dare you question your Thane!

[mustaine187]

did anyone else save the game just before you asked the wife to cook something for you just incase it didn't go so well?

[lailum]

the unlikes are actually the true funny thing about this video lol people take things way too seriously

[jumbosmalls]

don't you mean A Truly Faithful Wench? :P

[putput2ky]

But she made you a sandwich! why did you hit her?

[jamest207]

She should have just made him a sandwhitch :(

[MrTiraMishiu]

U EVIL MAN

[TheSwaggaElite]

He must be a Iraq war veteran

[417coty]

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT???? the ground is sour.. the person that comes back is not the same...

[jimmoy1995]

lol DOMINENCE!



[DaWorst187]

This puts the romance in Necromance.

[AaronPr19]

@DaWorst187 remindes me of necrophilia :P.

[SyedAbdullah529]

@DaWorst187 DragonFable

[TheAltair256]

@DaWorst187 1:38 now in a ash pile romeance ¬¬

[duke1244]

you're a sick man....

[CueroBoy22]

me and Lidia killed both them when i saw that elf dude in my house

[GodofShadow101]

Anyone know of a man to marry? I want to be homosexual in Skyrim xD

[rebellionofsomthing]

@GodofShadow101 basicly everyone in the companions

[pcbb01]

you missed something you sick man, you forgot to store her soul in a soulgem

[pcbb01]

why is camilla everybody's wife? she is hot but she is an imperial, imperial ladies strike me as stuck-up rich bitches

[CueroBoy22]

@pcbb01 couse bitch can make a good samwitch lol

[heizerules]

"i kill you twice bich"

[1337trollx]

thats what happen when you dont make a sandwich

[AngioMane]

the bitch had it coming

[MrVoyager1011]

look you shouldnt be doing that.. hahahahah i love elder scrolls dialogue!!!!!!

[rEneGAde3596]

@DiViNiTY why? this game is better with a controller imo, plus my pc's gfx will rape any console so its defs worth it.

[pcbb01]

@rEneGAde3596 its better with a controller when you are a melee warrior or assassin type character, the sneaking with the xbox controller is better..however, as a mage or archer, its hard to fucking aim , so I ended up using the keymouse

[DiViNiTY1337]

You're playing on PC, with a controller? That's like, retarded.

[Saunga525]

sex life not active because of skyrim? get married in skyrim and kill the bitch.

[jjenni651]

That's not right...

[coleman0505]

I did this to someone and then when I got married, the ash pile showed up >_>

[panziei]

thats exactly what i did but with lydia except i hid her in the other bedroom and shes just dead there

[TheEXpothead]

I like it how you turned her into dust, first kill her then revive her and kill her even harder next time XD

[AbsolutGoddess]

Actually Camilla is an unfaithful wife

[Addaisgrl]

why are the people making Skyrim videos all such sick fucks?

[Keepseeker]

Bet you didn't save afterwards :P

[RandomlyFunkyTwee]

titty stab....

[Marko3236]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAH LOL "we have a cozy little profit.Here.This is your share, love."( i presume it's a small share for him) heheh 0:32 SLASH!!!!AAAAAAAA... AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAXD

[pwrfulcake]

lol btw guys you can kill your wife and then you can get a new one PLAYAAA do dat to get a good one

[OMGitsAcoww]

I live in the same house with the same wife :P

[reptilemast3r]

when i hit my wife she doesnt even get hurt its retarded

[orster2076]

Wonder if you can cheat on her

[Marko3236]

@orster2076 hahahahahhah xD lol that's a great idea LOLOLOLOLOL

[orster2076]

@Marko3236 Is it possible?

[Marko3236]

@orster2076 i don't know i didn't buy this game yet

[GTaiwan]

how did you fill the bottom level of the bookshelf? I could only fill the top level

[krazykane100]

I killed my wife same as yours camilla and drug her into the fire.

[MusikalJoker]

You evil sonofabitch xD

[PCGamingLols]

I cant kill my wife, she just falls over and gets back on her feet.

maybe she is a quest npc..

it's ysolda, so that explains it

[xxbrkdwnxx]

@PCGamingLols that's why i chose Aela the Huntress from the companions guild. she can't be permanently killed. after we were married i adorned her in some badass armor and gave her a new bow and enchanted dagger and now i bring her on every quest with me. she's quite pretty too if you haven't met her yet.

[OpticRapt0r]

you chose an ugly wife and live in the shittiest home in the game... killing ur wife might actually be the best decision you made

[turkeyham10]

How d0 u get her.

[krazykane100]

@turkeyham10 return the goldenclaw to the riverwood trader



[TisBradz]

Love how one of the only things a wife can do on skyrim is cook :L

[MrSonnychristie]

That was fucking disturbing... love this game.

[jack0cat]

She sat on her ass all day and no supper? Glad there wasn't tv back then.. Take her upstairs with the other chick and have a party..

[rodgers12beast]

she left the kitchen.. she deservged it

[2Seatroll2]

So you killed your wife and then re-animate her... just to kill again? Awesome!

[ToRnLegacy]

My wife owns a store so I get 500 gold since she shares half the profits, she killed a dragon with me so I'm not planning on leaving her anytime soon.

[TheILoveWaffleGuy]

I cant find my wife. She went to the wedding and den she left. and i think she took some of my money

[MrWannabeFamous1]

@TheILoveWaffleGuy hahahahha i actually started laughing out loud at dinner!

[yangtuloch]

@TheILoveWaffleGuy r fuckin serious??? hahahaha, i think ill gonna try this game, sounds really fun

[PhotoSchnipp13]

You killed your wife for reanimating her... and then kill her again?

[ShadowN1nja11]

I now know why this man doesn't have a girlfriend....

[dethklokxplosion]

haha "you shouldnt be doing that"

[balmoraman]

you are a horrible husband :P

[dennis32]

@balmoraman Why are you depending on a 5 year old kid to handle a relationship who only knows how to play some computer games? LOL

[LoverZombiez]

its not pc

[nelishoofd]

@LoverZombiez what system can run steam else if it's not PC?

[jaju123456]

@LoverZombiez It's PC with Xbox 360 controller for windows.

[LoverZombiez]

@jaju123456 oh right

[Kuchirikaro]

@jaju123456 Didn't you see the steam pop up at the start ?

[theshiznut]

@LoverZombiez then why do you see steam popping up on the corner in the beginning of the video?

[ClysmCast]

@LoverZombiez The dead give away of that, was the steam popup.

[TheLordStu]

If you kill them can you just get another wife?

[killerfire23]

Til' death do you part?

[xmarcuus]

rofl. second time he killed her

" you shouldent be doing that .... " lol

[MiniHazard]

Long time no see :D

[yuirrr]

I love your videos, by the way.

Make a:

Grand Theft Skyrim - Killing Rampage.

[yuirrr]

Is so easy to get married in this game that prostitution must be running out of money in Skyrim.

[kr0pp]

first lol