Nanoha StrikerS - Episode 25 Ownage [DVD Version]

[OMGBennyyy]

Pretty much the general translation you get from watching this...

Quatro: "Aww crap, she found me

Nanoha: Found you

Quatro: Crap crap... but wait, surely she can't reach me from this far... IT CAN'T BE.. NO... I'M DEAD!!!!!

Nanoha: THIS IS FOR VIVIO, NOW DIE BITCH. DIVINE BUSTER!!!!!!!!!

Quatro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOO

*FANS CHEER* :3

[lawlietXcake132]

0:55

.....so THAT'S why her face is the "Oh Crap" image....now i know

[BZUCO1]

Chuck Norris befriended nanoha long time ago. This was the only time when he was weakened and lost against Bruce Lee. :))

[bigpmp883]

Why doesn't THIS come on Adult swim?

[jawsTeh]

This is the second time TV tropes brought me to a clip of her doing that. They knew it was awesome

[mephosto]

any maho shojo with the nickname white devil is gonna kickass when the time comes

[iMonkeyful]

as a dark colour i have to say that is one dumbasss bitch

[iMonkeyful]

Pwnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggg­geeeeeeeee

[biolizardreturns]

When Nanoha wants to be friends, you end up in the hospital.

When Nanoha wants to be enemies, they never find your body.

[avdquick]

(throws in random CoD joke) looks Like Nanoha made sure to have stopping power and slight of hand pro on in this battle.

[PokeDigiSonic]

though, usually, nanoha leaves her "friends" with some kind of consciousness after using a long range cannon. This was more like "I don't wanna be friends with you, bitch!"

[XDlANIMEfanlXD]

Only people who can actually survive Nanoha deserves to be befriended. :D

[Mage1888]

Quattro: Area Search? No Way! She wants to shoot me from there? But, this is the deepest place... Huh?

Nanoha: *Stomps her foot down and prepares to fire*

Quattro:But she can't shoot through walls! *Remembers Nanoha shooting through walls* Oh crap.....!

Raising Heart: Clearance confirmation. Firing Lock is cancelled.

Nanoha:Buster Three!!! Divine......*Loads Cartridges and aims at Quattro* Buster!!!!!!!

Quattro: *Screams*

Pwned... and that wasn't EVEN Starlight Breaker...

[pikachuhats]

@peper23 starlight breaker wins by a a little bit

[RichardOnADragon]

@pikachuhats Casting time gives Excaliburst quite an advantage. No charge time outside of the word itself. Saber might be able to get two off if she had enough mana.

[TopCoordinatorAlex]

Quattro you cracked me up, you tried to escape Nanoha's Divine Buster and in the end you were not even befriended.

[PopMusicKiller]

I laughed like a hyena at this moment!

[ComradeLibertarian]

SURPRISE COCKFAG

[USAthroughout]

The only magical girl series with good action, almost as good as DBZ.

[jsh020]

@USAthroughout saying amolst as good as DBZ is like saying almost as good as getting kicked in the nuts

[USAthroughout]

@jsh020 I am not criticizing anything from the two shows. I overgrew DBZ, but I would praise it as a classic action anime series, but it's time to make some room for something more up to date. Sorry if I don't get what you meant.

[jsh020]

@USAthroughout DBZ was awful, not mfrom the actual show but it single handedly gave anime a bad name, plus the show is just 300 ep of scremaing or filler,

better shows that would give anime much better names would be like clannad, rahXephon, baccano, ext

[USAthroughout]

@jsh020 I guess you are right. They do keep showing the same theme over and over again. Sometimes I don't get what really keeps the show going. My favorite is Angel Beats, but Clannad is definitely at the top as one of the best anime.

[TheWeatherman100]

"Hey do you want a gun to fight with Nanoha?"

"A gun! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *GASP* HAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

[hyperdude144]

Does she have a magic wand with a MAGAZINE!?

Nannoha's magic wand: When you absolutely, positively have to kill every skullfucker in the room.

Voldermort would piss himself to death if he saw that. Fuck Avada Kedavra THIS is how assasination is meant to be done.

[cocoisgek]

You shouldn´t have screwed with her, seriously you musn't.

[Xershade]

This is why long range is good, cause you can fire off extremely crazy powerful attacks without having to worry about the blast hitting you, the only thing you would need to be concerned with is the recoil :P

[LastoftheGeeks]

The answer, is a Divine Bustah, and of that don't work, use more Divine Bustah.

[broEye1]

Number one example of the trope "Oh, CRAP!".

And it's a progressive one too, hitting higher and higher levels as Quattro realizes just how screwed she is.

[Archzenom]

@broEye1 Yay! Another TvTropes dweller just like me!

[vermilionrubin]

@broEye1

yeah, something like:

-Crap. She was searching for me the whole time. But this is the deepest place, no way... Oh, Crap! She is going to shoot. She can't possibly... OH, CRAP!

FUUUUUUUUUUU (precise F* strike) *Blasted*

[Souseke11]

YOU'VE BEEN NO SCOPED!

[useraccount333]

The TvTropes Laconic entry for "Oh Crap" says:

"That moment when a character realizes that she is SCREWED!"

[ZephyrFiction]

In the immortal words of my ancestors...

BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!!

[justayankeefan]

FULL POWER TOTAL DESTRUCTION

[PopMusicKiller]

Quick! Someone give Nanoha a "Best Mom in The Universe" mug!

[matteste]

Here's a queston: What does Nanohah and Reimu Hakurei have in common?

[poissony]

@matteste Oh gods. Starlight Breaker VS Fantasy Heaven?

[matteste]

@poissony It will be a double befriending.

[Archzenom]

@matteste Plot Armor and Little Miss Badass.

[matteste]

@Archzenom True, but that was'nt what I had in mind. I meant they make friends by superior firepower.

[Archzenom]

@matteste Oh dear me! I forgot this trope "Defeat Means Friendship".

[Archzenom]

Nanoha is officially a Gundam disguised as a magical girl!

[OtakuMage]

@Archzenom Being a Gundam fan too, I hate to say this, but no mecha in the entire franchise can match Nanoha when she's THIS pissed.

[Archzenom]

@OtakuMage But G Gundam Mobile Fighters if turned into a man sized mech can be a match to any of them. Oh, let us not turn this into a heated argument shall we?

[OtakuMage]

@Archzenom Under normal circumstances I'd have to agree with you that they could match Nanoha or even best her. But she's got her maternal insticts on full here, and they're telling her to push herself and to make Quattro pay. And note that she used FIVE cartriges (back fighting the berzerk defense program in A's she only used 4), so she's really pushing Raging Heart too.

[GoldenCheater]

@OtakuMage she is also using the experimental blaster system agenst quattro, witch increase power whit allot but causes physical damage to the user, still i agree that Nanoha is a mama bear you DON'T whant to mess whit.

[linuxblacksarena]

@Archzenom

G-Gundam and Nanoha are a lot more connected than you realize.

See here: youtube.com/watch?v=ptsQhA-z3o­s

[Sporkazoid]

It's... a magical staff. That fires superlasers.

And uses a magazine.

And actual rounds.

AND TALKS.

Seriously, CANNOT - DESCRIBE - THE AWESOME.

[Barricade]

DUNGEON BYPASS - SUCCESSFUL

[spidervenom25]

Why the fuck they she only started running when the freaking beam was a meter from blowing her into smithereens?

[Vaga42Bond]

In the DVD version, Nanoha befriends the floor with her steps.

[Berumi]

Quattro u have been owned by Nanoha Takamachi!!

[ultimatedirtclod]

Divine Buster is....OVER 9000!!!!! (sry I just had to say it :P)

[PopMusicKiller]

M. Bison is just YYYES-ing at this scene every time he watches it.

[RuachGaneden]

lesson learned never piss someone who has a magical staff that loads magazine like a gun and is called the white devil

[MaestroAlvis]

Did that staff just eject shells and then need it's magazine replaced. What the hell kinda weapon is this?

[shiroineko13]

@MaestroAlvis Its magazine needs reloading, 'cause it uses magic concentrated shells to strengthen the user's magical attack to ludicrous levels.

[xmeganimex]

0:55,Is she singing XD

Vivio<3!

[AngelRykun]

I don't think this was a befriending moment. It seems like it was more of the fact of a protective mother. Basically, Nanoha used Quattro as an example to tell everyone, "STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER!"

And then... the Divine Buster to end it all.

[Judamacaby]

@AngelRykun

Well, you know. It's not befriending unless it's "STAAAAAAAHLIGHHHHHHT BREAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAH"

[AngelRykun]

@Judamacaby

Lol so true

[Sonetodecirene]

No subtitles needed, awesome is a universal language.

[HauntingCarrot]

i found this bye typing "lazer beams kill stuff" epic lazer go

[dekoldrick]

0:54

Best "OH SHIT!" Face ever!

[WillRennar]

@dekoldrick Indeed. It's the header image on TV Tropes' "Oh Crap" page for a damn good reason.

[zordbuilderw]

Couldn't have happened to a nicer person.

[megayong]

And this was her Divine Buster...

Imagine a Starlight Breaker >.>

[shabalabadingdong]

@megayong Well, you do get a Starlight Breaker a few minutes later after this scene.

...FIVE of them at once. On a single person. Epicness cannot be avoided.

[BZUCO1]

@megayong

Starlight Breaker — Nanoha's own "variation" of Divine Buster and her ultimate attack, but in reality a very different magic. It involves collecting and reusing the magical energy left over by previous attacks dispersed in the combat airspace for a new attack. /wikki./

Siimpel nanoha need combat before use Starlight Breaker. Therefore it never used on the start the fight.

[GoldenCheater]

@BZUCO1 from what im told she can use it even whitout left over energy using cartridges (im told that it is explained in one of the sound stages, but havent heard them so not 100% sure if this is true)

[Colimaisnada]

Deadly befriending. Awesome as ever.

[SouthernRiprey]

TV Tropes brought me here.

[RedVsBlue725]

I love what Quattro says! "She's gonna shoot through the walls? The's not possible!" But one translation that I saw said "Oh dear Mother of God!" I lughed like hell after I read that xD

[bast963]

And the best part is HAYATE RESCUES QUATTRO 1 EPISODE AFTER.

*facepalm*

They weren't kidding when they said befriended...

[kazmiz01]

we are best friends from now one! nee~~

[manat31790]

Overkill

[nephalos666]

"Found you."

Translation: "You're screwed."

"Blaster 3!"

Translation: "No one makes a fool out of me! NO ONE!!!!"

[haxerx123]

And the result of this? Nanoha's body got thrashed.

[Azmodeus87]

@haxerx123 8 years or so later, she got better :)

[haxerx123]

@Azmodeus87 Yeah I know, but IIRC, there's no official confirmation of that. Only that in Vivid, she works at a more relaxed pace.

[JackTheRyder]

@EpoBot Actually she went to jail. She wasn't worthy enough apparently.

[Barricade]

There's Befriending levels of firepower, and then there's "You made me fight my own daughter, you BITCH!" levels of firepower.

And brother, did Quattro -ever- fit into that second category.

[StormWolfJachinDue]

@Barricade Mama Wolf to the extreme!

[Melilithia]

...holy sh*t, I forgot how epic this was.

[Oban2006]

fuck...

[Azmodeus87]

A question to my fellow tropers: Is she our goddess of "defeat means friendship" and if not.... Why not?

[melisaartemis]

@Azmodeus87 Well... she used to, until StikerS comes around that is. Then again to be fair, in the previous session, both enemies (Fate and Hayate) was being evil coz: 1. Forced by her mom (Fate) or 2. Controlled and manipulated by her device (hayate) but this time Scaglietti and Quattro are truly evil by choice.

Though in the After epilogue, the other numbers does become their friends/allies.

[Gaunt128]

Randomly paused the video at 1:22 - Epic "Oh Crap" face.

[MikeRosoftJH]

@tanithlipsky

That's a fandom joke. Fans have noted that characters defeated (or, more generally, fought) by Nanoha tend to join the good guys sooner or later; eventually, "to befriend" has become a synonym of "utterly defeat". (Quattro seems to be immune to Nanoha's "befriending" powers, though; but on the other hand, you don't want her on your side.)

[w45tu]

i like this PWNGE ( ^_^) b

[argentodelarosa]

I love Nanoha, frankly Quatro deserved that after all the stunts she did in the series.. backstabbing, manipulation, and treating everyone save the doctor like they were disposable (even those of her 'siblings').

Though what scares me is the fact Nanoha could do this and do Starlight Breaker inside an ancient magical space battlecruiser that had magical *dampers* on. This is Nanoha in Handicap Mode. I do not WANT to see to be anywhere near her if she didn't have that handicap.

[kennyljs]

Raising Heart : FIRING LOCK IS CANCELLED.

EPIC.

[silvernet121]

@PuchimonExtrme hmm... I geuss your right I was thinking what if tsukasa was a mage and nanoha was decade?

[Novoxis]

Number Four got what she deserved xD

[RagnaFan555]

Quattro: lol I'm protected by walls and she can't find me...

* pink ball *

Quattro: Oh crap... hehe.... you found me but how will you get....

*CHARGING MY LAZOR*

*radar blinking*

*FIRE!*

*passes through walls*

Quattro: OH SHI-

[ReverendSyn]

So our brave heroine bravely murders the unarmed woman. Not only that she shoots her in the back while she's running and posing no threat to her.

[tigvsben]

@ReverendSyn

Not that you care, but the 'unarmed' woman was mentally controlling the heroine's adoptive daughter into battling each other to the death while she maneuvered her ancient nigh-unstoppable warship into position to perform an orbital bombardment on the helpless civilian populace below. Most viewers are upset that giving these factors, the heroine's shot is in fact non-lethal.

[sirwence]

@ReverendSyn she survived (sadly) And would you prefer your enemy to retreat , and then begin issuing commands/obstructing/mind fucking again? Probably not, best to end the fight on your own terms. And she did just that checkmate~

[SnowDemonAkuma]

@ReverendSyn Nanoha's specialty is nonlethal stun magic. Her Divine Buster can blast through walls but it just knocks out humans (and combat cyborgs, like that 'unnarmed woman').

[generic120]

@ReverendSyn ........... Yes said unarmed women was controlling the Cradle which was incidently rising up to in fact bombard the world. And not to mention she was also mentally controlling Vivio which in itself is more then enough reason to get Lazered in the face by Nanoha.... Quatro should have been Starlighted instad of Divined.

[TheGoldenDragon326]

Subtitles Continued (2):

Quattro: She’s going to just blast through the walls? Oh dear mother of God…

Flashback to episode 1.

Quattro starts to freak-out.

Raging/Raising Heart talks, again.

Nanoha fires her attack. Quattro is owned. ^.^

Subtitles taken from goodanime . net. I did not translate myself.

[TheGoldenDragon326]

Subtitles (1):

Quattro: Defense Systems at full power. Reserve engines activated. Self-repair systems in effect. (Little chuckle) We're not finished yet. (Gasps and turns) That's...

Raging/Raising Heart talks, self-explanatory.

Nanoha: Found you!

Vivio is restricted.

Quattro: Area Search? No way... she's been looking for me this whole time? But this is the deepest area of the cradle! Nobody could make it all the way down here... (gasp)

Awesome Nanoha Stomp. ^.^

[silvernet121]

nanoha might be able to become a mage kamen rider decade.

[PuchimonExtreme]

@silvernet121 no Nanyoha (on purpose. Im the new Vita) would trash Decade. But she will lose if she gets careless.

It all depends on whether Nanoha uses Restrict Lock or Decade uses Invisible / Clock Up card first.

But in terms of raw power, Nanoha beats Decade.... Now lets just hope Decade dont get a Nanoha world card.

[darkanjel00]

Watching this, then latest chapter of Force makes me laugh. But the Rule of Cool is definitely in effect. Makes me wonder, what were the writers thinking, "Lets Give the White devil a BFG and see what happens next" ^_^

This Should be "interesting"

[3cheers4Ger]

Don't underestimate the color pink! It has gentle love AND mad deadliness!

[Crontica]

@starflameburnsbright

*Waves mah trope hat*

[Ebb1993isimmortal]

Quattro: O______O *gets blown away*

[maximopetar]

"Pink is gay"

O_O Divine....

[PopMusicKiller]

Quattro KNEW she'd be Divine Busted['Get off the stage!' ED.] when Nanoha came. Twas only a matter of time.

[Cantido]

The evil lady is sexy...maybe I'll start watching this.

[HorobiNoBURSTSTREAM]

Now tell me Pink is a weak color. I dare you.

[MoscowGolem]

собсна где смеятьсо?) чота няш подводит)

[Neoxkais]

And this people, is a perfect example of a new little thing i shall call....R.P.R.L(Raging Pink Rape Laser)

[NewAccount69]

That was rape haha

[starflameburnsbright]

awesome, that is just pure badass

[ec688]

Pink is the color of friendship.

[reighost]

That was BEAUTIFUL! Was anyone ELSE grinning like a shark when she leveled Raging heart and stomped?

[Crontica]

Oh Crap Indeed

[starflameburnsbright]

@Crontica hello fellow troper

[deathtoad88]

I'm going to have to reconsider my dislike of pink.

[ainrhyr]

Clearly Quattro didn't think this through. I mean, she managed to piss off a girl who routinely blows people up to make them her friends. Excellent examples of this include Fate, Vita, and Tea.

Didn't she think of what Nanoha might do to her if she didn't want to make Quattro her friend?

[Flamedramon6]

She just got befriended.

[Xershade]

What puzzle's me is Quattro had plenty of time to run but just stood there.

[Novacore]

@Xershade

@ 1:14 She is in the "command console"

@ 1:27 She's a few feet away from it. She tried to run, but considering that the entire platform was destroyed, 13 seconds won't make much of a difference. Not to mention that the shot trajectory is shown to us for artistic purposes, it could have taken even less time for it to reach her.

[useraccount333]

@Xershade

You are staring at a giant ball of pure (pink) energy. It is rushing at you at an incredible speed and will most likely kill you.

Would you be able to run?

[3cheers4Ger]

@Xershade: She stood there cuz she's stupid

[Cantido]

Give her your friendship UNTIL SHE CAN TAKE NO MORE! - Doviculous

[Captaindamn85]

Nanoha just befriended the shit out of her.

[MiharuSenaKanaka]

@Captaindamn85 Ummm no, Starlight Breaker is befriending. Divine buster is just a hug :D

[ZeldaTheSwordsman]

@Captaindamn85 This doesn't count as befriending, because Quattro is stuck in prison for life.

[DragonSword35d]

@Captaindamn85 Not that she will ever feel particularly friendly towards the little wretch.

[Rhedak]

No one fucks with pink.

[residentidiot2009]

Does she live?

[WoWRiful]

@residentidiot2009 Yes. She lives. She gets a special extension in... 'mage jail' though.

[Mysterymelmoth]

lol got that from tvtropes trope `oh Shit`. that must hgave hurt...

[371312]

Nanoha... THE WHITE DEVIL... Defeated... QUATTRO... With a BIG LASER SHOT... Helped with FUNNELS...

I see what you did there, Seven Arcs team...

[akumaten]

This is a case of "4 equals death", even though the bitch had it coming

[DawnUnderHeavenA37]

death wears pretty white ribbons

[useraccount333]

Quattro is going to need some new pants after this one...if she still has a body left to wear pants.

[jarell88]

Just a very rough translation of that is going on here, some of it paraphrased.

0:06-12 Backup systems are up, repairs are ongoing... we're not finished yet.

0:16 That...

0:24 Found you.

0:30-0:40 Area search? She's been looking for me this whole time? But this is the deepest part of the ship, no one could get here.

0:46-0:50 She's just gonna blast through the walls? No way, It can't be, that's ridiculous!

The rest of the awesome needs no further translation.

[hamsdre]

Well..I never knew that the colour of Death is..pink..0_o

[Tachikoma1991]

You know you are doubly screwed when the unstoppable powerhouse's weapon declares that the 'safety' is now "Off"

[humrH2360]

Ace of Aces... Destroyer of Worlds... The White Devil... And she TOTALLY wants to be friends with you!

[useraccount333]

Guess what Quattro can see coming...

TVTropes For The Win!

[3cheers4Ger]

@humrH2360

And I wanna be friendz with her too!

[Barricade]

0:41, the moment Quattro realizes she is so -utterly- fucked.

[useraccount333]

0:56 is another good "OH SHI-" moment.

[volleyballmaster38]

O.o

HOLY FLIPPING COWS.

[haxerx123]

It's amazing how Nanoha's beams always envelop the target in it but yet they don't get completely obliterated

[ThinBear4]

Many animes have indestructable-characters issue. In one anime I watched (Slayers) there was one episode when characters took a direct hit of a powerful nuke-like spell, yet they were nothing but slighly beaten up.

Same goes on in Nanoha and hundreds of other animes. If you are character, you can take hundreds of thermonuclear bombs right in your face and you won't die, unless script wants you to do so.

[haxerx123]

Yeah but the beams are so gundam-like that they always give off the feeling that the target should be wiped out, completely.

[AirStylesWindia]

@ThinBear4

Nanoha's attack are magic damage instead of Physical Damage, as explain by her in a certain episode.

It doesn't really wound living organism. Though it does break through non magic object like buildings.

[DmonHiro]

They explained this in the anime. Magical damage does not function like physical damage. Unless it's set to kill, no matter how huge the magical blast is, it will not physically damage you, but it will completely drain you of energy. That is why Vice's sister was not killed when shot in the eye. She was shot with magical energy.

[haxerx123]

Oh really? Damn, been a long time since I watched Nanoha, probably forgot bout that lol.

[mandrake01]

@DmonHiro but still gets blinded in one eye!, and the again is the "property damage" thing xD!, Magical Damage is selective about what it destroy and what not xD? i mean, she blows up a really BIG hole trough HALF A GIANT FLYING HEAVY ARMORED BATTLESHIP but Quattro survives even with her clothes(even her cape) intact xDU.

[DmonHiro]

Hey, I never said it made sense.

[badcompanyreject]

quattro got ... i don't even know how to describe it , that scene was just one giant CMOA, also for those of u that recognize the numerous gundam shout outs, nanoha is using funnels

[duo2nd]

It's Shoop Da Whoop, NANOHA STYLE!

[volleyballmaster38]

@duo2nd

You have just made my day.

[Memphismastermind]

Probably has something to do with smug snake cyborg getting sniped with a giant sparkly-pink column of manifested FUCKOFF.

[thefellow3j]

If you ever find out that a Youtube video of you situation will ALWAYS get five stars and you hear rumbling, extreme quiet, or a scream of terror, you are effectively $*#^ed.