Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist(Silence i Kill You)

[roonygirl16]

the skeleton must have been a small man back in his day... ..........

i love this guy soooo funny

[LeDiskoLove99]

Hahaha I love Jeff!  He's brillant.

[WateverWatever04]

i just noticed! walter and jeff were on the disney show Sonny With A Chance! I'm so stupid for not noticing tht!

[TheAaron3294]

no respect for him

[psphacker28]

i keeeeeeel you! (squeeek)

i (squeek) keeeeeeeel you!!

[WateverWatever04]

BEST PART!

[ecjb1113]

i couldn't stop laughing

[coolkendan23]

me too

[uriahsemogirl09]

im going to cry im laughing so hard oh my god!!!!!!!!

[aznjason23]

i would not kill the jews.I would just toss a penny inbetween them and watch them fight to the death.

XD pretty funny shyt

[EDxXHARDYPARTYXx]

a terrifying terrorist

[JONASbrothersHEVEN]

sooooooo funny i love achmed the dead terrorist he is sooo funny i kill you

[mermaidmelodie]

I KEEL YOU.

[RandomSupportNL]

Knock Knock...

Who's there?

Me! I kill you.

[mRsNiCkJoNaS11291992]

LOL

[intrc8]

raah....and now.  hilarious

[xxzzxzxxz]

that's hot bitch hahaha

[Kittzify]

i did the same thing with two cathoilic priests only i tossed in a small boy!!!!! and the winner had to fight michael jackson!!!! BAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

[mayhem1029]

lol that fukd cause michael jackson died today

[ElH0m0]

So True!:s

[LeanneHlms]

haha funny bastard!

[S2marleneS2]

this is soooo funny its awesome that guy is awesome that he can do that i love it ^^ who agrees with me?

[Kwek1994]

I do agree! I just love Achmed the Dead Terrorist! And I just don't know how the man does it with his mouth...

[bubblan81]

tryckte tummen upp på alla!!

[XRubyRichardsX]

HA HA HA (joseph style)

[jkuiop2]

this guy is fucking funny. hey is freaking hilarious

[dragonzero99]

Love It LOL

[runeritari3]

THIS IS FUN!!!

[naomitekie]

that´s funny

hahaha

[naomitekie]

knock knock!!-who is there!!-ME I KILL YOU!!!

hahahaha

[tacobellove08]

this is hella good damn funny

[harvsta77]

Stultifying.. How can this be funny?

[kathie13yrs]

Veeryy funny lol :L

[tsamilka]

Knock knock

who's there

i kill you

[LaDyFlame1993o708]

xDDD

[boy12thebig1]

ryan is fucking gay

[edwardgirl365]

how do u spell it? what?! your name! oh lets see um a-c-fhlemed!lol so funny

[loveyuguys]

hahaha its Achmed how do you spell it ahhaha lets see A------T SILENCE i kill you

[hornydemons]

That guys a great ventriloquist, but not a very good comedian.

[aang3]

Sadams Mustard gas was nuthing... AHHAHAHAHAHAA

[GoukiTehPwner]

I missed the funny part of this?

[littlelotte86]

"no but i saw a blue prius." lol

"that is not a car, that's a lunchbox."

[masterexes]

:))))))))) ROLF xD :)))

[rawrey1]

3:01 stop touching meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

[LukasLLM]

Silence!! I KILL YOU!!!

The best of all xP

[JonasBrothersLove001]

do you have the dowload linkif so can i have it??

[killamilla45]

2:39 ..its a flesh wound lol

[shammey123]

OMG SOO FUNNY

[omgpolkadots11]

omg that cracks me up hah..

[ronibd]

silence I kILL YOU :-) just awesome man

[blacksheep1109]

01:02 lol my fav part "oh god damit, i mean allah damit" :) hilarious 5/5

[thecrew2112]

silence i kill uuuuuuuuuuu

[GenericUturbeName]

Aww, he's adorable for a terrorist.

[katinamthomas]

love this

[123bethanyxx123]

SILANCE.........I KILL YOU

only if u hate this ...

PISSER

[debberz09]

SILENCE!!!!!

I KILL YOU!!!!

[ShadedbyRust]

awesome 5 stars

[wattheflipguy11]

I KILL U!

[lotten16]

at 3:30

was that Walter talking?

[HurricaneFreak30336]

yes it was

[trachamihi2]

mucho! mucho! I love it! ;* Silence I kill YOUUUU :D

[joejonasislove233]

no 2:43!

[joejonasislove233]

ahha 2:36!

[joeydeloera]

whats at 2:36?????!!!!!

[lotten16]

OMG

when Achmed says good evening he sounds scary

[1875HIBSFC]

lol god dammit, alah dammit

[Zulu292]

HELLLO! I AM LINDSAY LOHAN!

[skater1019809]

are u? no urnot

[DangerofDeath2]

its a joke skater

[skater1019809]

well srry

[blewis1367]

he was the only funny guy

all the other dudes were not funny and only using stupid references from the past show

i think he is overrated...i dont care what u think

[blewis1367]

(in the newest show)

[mwinsweden]

Soooooo funny......"stop touching me....i kill you"

[uberman121]

He said "God Damnit" first stupid shit. then "Allah damnit."

[DJmakke55]

silence i kill you hahahah

[xxxKingDragunovxxx]

well if achmed is not muslim why did he say "allah, dammit" in the beginning?

[zlaja11]

he IS a muslim you idiot

[xxxKingDragunovxxx]

No he's not. Listen from 9:54 to 10:00.

[1875HIBSFC]

coz he was kidding.

[munkeebizzness21]

i like it! i keeeeeeel uuuu

[bobopalobo]

SILENCE! i kill you! lololol

[saztaffy]

so funny

[emiliux123]

LOL

[BabiiTamii2k8]

OMFG yhoo freak i wz compyin wt it sed yhoo daft bastad - horselover629

[momou2]

racist or wat

[ww2helmet]

i would not kill the jews id toss a penny betwen them and watch them fight to the death lmao i did the sam to two chathiolic priests but in stead i tossed in a small boy lmao and the winner had to fight michal jackson hahahaha this is funny

[tommylambert]

i love this, its too funny!

[gaffifan]

"I kill you"! HaHa!!! :)

[jeffrey3k]

o_O

o_O

o_O

[BabiiTamii2k8]

HELOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!! I AM LINDSEY LOHAAN pmsl !!!!! :L:L

[horselover629]

NO UR NOT!! if u r prove it!! :)

[sa4h1l]

Lol This Is Jokes Man !!

[moma94car]

lol.. awsome

[jimmykokas]

"It looks like a tribute to Bill Clinton"

Didn't understand this, i'm not American!

[ladysblood]

Bill Blinton had an affair while still in office. so now wat does the washington monument resemble???

[gotstring]

He got his wanger sucked in the oval office. The monument looks like a raging boner.

[fox0demon]

your all bone

it's a flesh wound

HAHAHAHAHA

xD

[UBCSmerc]

We had the Suicide Bomber Training Camp.

Is that a nice facility?

Used to be...

What happened?

NEW GUY!!!!!!

HAeuAHeuHAUEhUAEHA

BEST EVER!

[darkelffire]

Paidia kapoios na grapsei ton dialogo na katalabainoume gt orismenes fores osa agglika kai na ksereis de katalabaineis ti leei....

[Daze96]

"Oh, that's easy, they open the case and i go 'HELLOOO!!! I AM LINSAY LOHAN!'" ='D

[clickiesmusic]

this is so funny and amazing!

[sagebrushbaby]

it time for knock knock jokes!! priceless.

[imsexy4576]

hahahaha!!

that was funnny!!!!!!

[KayMysterio]

xD

J: So you finished ?

A: What?

J: You done your job?

A: No I haven´t.

J: But your dead?

A: No I´m not. I feel fine.

xDDDDD best part^^

[nathalovez95]

oke i'll will not move my ass !! haha it's so funny

[CharmedPiperFan]

ahahahaha he is so funny :D

[agent47fandude1]

knock, Knock

Whos there?

Me, I kill u! I love this!

[Gunitgorillaz50]

holy crap i kill u

[BigAL570]

Well I now have most all the DVD's and seen all the acts on TV over and over and now waiting for one more act called Southern Hill-billy truckdriver.. I spoke a few years back to Jeff about that thinking he would never make it big but he has gotten good now and I would appreciate seeing him advance to one more puppet and that be the hillbilly trucker. Thanks, BigAL (I recently retired out as an Interstate truckdriver)

[r3b3ls]

2:10 funniest part...lol...

[cookiegal87]

SILENCE!!!!! I Kill You!!

[sweetkim3]

hahahahahaha lol my classmates say that to the girls!!!hahahaha i cant take it anymore!!!

[pr44tj3sm4k3r]

knock knock,.. who's there? ... ME! I KILL YOU ! lol :P

[dylan92velden]

silence i kill you!!!!!!

omfg soooo funny!!!

[secrecy155952]

"'Ello I am Lindsay Lohan.!"

hahahahahahahahahaha

[leitaoalves]

STOP TOUCHING ME

[outube1312]

how do you spell your name?

i only see A...C.....Flemch

Sillence i kill you its so f*cking funny dude

[Zearas1234]

Great Video

[imatationz]

how do u spell your name? Oh A, C, ... FLEM!!!

hahah I CAN HAVE CLAY AIKEN!

[FunkChicks08]

"What Do You Do"

"Im A Terrorist"

"What Kind Of Terrorist"

"A Terrifiying Terrorist"

lol luv it sooo much xxx

[carlos20z]

HAHAHAHAHAHA How do you spell your name?????? What??? SPELL YOUR NAME HO A,c,slemch!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA SILENCE I KILL YOU!!!!!! Very funy this dead terrorist really I'm portuguese Sou portugues e fico feliz por ser um e tambem um terrorista morto!!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA portugal,portugal

[g3tp0on3db0w]

how do you spell your name?

only see a A....C..... slemch

muahaXD

[jayneshiababi]

SILENCE i kill you

dayumm that was funny

[JRSkillzJR]

Silence I KILL YOU! lmao Check out: Jingle Bombs by achmed the dead terrorist

[TrikstaJak3]

''what was the last thing that went through ur head?''

''My ass''!lmao

[bullheadgurl]

NICE SIA.!

[Jazlovessvs12]

haha thats soo funnny xxxx

[LillPM]

Very funny ! Silence! I kill you! :)