Youtube Poop: Chris Crocker Malfunctions

[nanasweirdo]

THIS WHOLE VIDEO MADE ME DIE WITH LAUGHTER!! XD

[enzicmoon]

I don't think people realize how strong Britney is, at least she got her life back on track. Yea she took drugs and dealt with the repercussions but at least she got better, she's ones of the few pop legends that survived after using drugs, unlike Michael Jackson or Whitney Houston , but no one ever talks bad about them, becuz they're dead! And if Britney was dead everyone would feel sorrow for her too

[pianoman8882]

LOL 1:28

[halfhumanhalfzombie]

Britney asked for that life and she got it, that whiney ass fag should deal with his own problems. Nice poop.

[Smurfette750]

brittany you bitch give me your money bitch!!!!!!!!! xD lol

[PhillipSantmyer]

0:10 - 0:19 How fucking dare anyone out there care about me; a fucking deformed retard female bastard.

[97kevinhuanle]

@PhillipSantmyer

It's not female, it's actually emo.

[PhillipSantmyer]

@97kevinhuanle My mistake

[ixamxlaxdreamin]

HER SONG IS CALLED GIVE ME MORE HORSE SH** FOR A REASON!!

[imrp7]

I was drinking water and i spew it out of my nose when i saw this LOL

[bonoboperson]

lol she even used her own crap for money!

[jbdeathroom123]

boy or girl?????????

[sonconmas]

@jbdeathroom123 Both...

[mahhbboi]

BRITTNEY fucking SPEARS

[Ammo260]

"kill me RIGHT NOW" that cracked me up soo badly!!!

[pheonixmon1]

9 people are gay

[FeralEarth]

Furmfurmfurmfrmfrmfurmmm 1:36 I LITERALLY ROFL'D

[aqua438]

she wants to kill herself lol

[bonoboperson]

@aqua438 its a he

[aqua438]

she wants to kill herself

[aqua438]

lol funny shit as hell fucking deformed retards

[ImNotAHomo13]

lols such a funny video :)

[ninjanell1]

lol she makes out with her aunt she hasnt fucked a human in years!!!!

[97kevinhuanle]

If I had a lawyer, I'd sue you and make you buy me a new pair of clean pants...

And maybe a new chair and voice box to let me laugh more.

[kadoom101]

making out wit her aunt

[TheHoIyCow]

So this is what you jack off to as a substitute for being rejected by all that is female and gay.

Cannot say I am shocked.

[XDeathNoteMasterX]

Cris Cracker is probably this e-thugs gay crush.

[TheHoIyCow]

@XDeathNoteMasterX

loooooooooool!

[greenday1000]

omg i nearly pissed myself XD

[aHorseProdxction]

0:28-0:29 LMFAO.

[TheDakota1129]

AT 0:16

[TheDakota1129]

DID HE/SHE CALL ME AN ANEL BASTERED D;

[HeathH737]

0:41

[moldraxian]

1:41 sounds like an Ak-47....

[toctc]

OMG... Could not stop laughing!!! Brought tears to my eyes!!

[flamesdemon19]

@toctc why can't I thumbs up your comment?

[vanillasupremes1]

♫she can even use her own crap for money♫ ♫more more more more more!!!!♫

[vanillasupremes1]

and how fucking dare anyone care about me hahahahahajajajajaja ☺♥○

[passdeduchie]

HASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA LOL I DIED LAUGHING

[Shadow117MCFC]

0:34 ROFL

[erwcat]

britney BITCH gimme your money NOW!

lmao

[ignacev8x]

i liked when he said MOAR

[LifeRunner4000]

she hasnt FUCKED a HUMAN in years

[italianman1992]

how did you get it to say "bitch?"

anyway I love the "f'ing deformed retard." lmao.

[d3adinside1234]

ble vle vevlevl boop bopbobpop ob BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! joihfijid pretty much sums up the vid

[buttlikable]

THIS ROX

[BassGoodForTheSoul]

This has got to be THE BEST version of the 'Leave Britney Alone' edits so far!

[StalkerXIII]

@rr97khl He said "...a fucking deformed, retard, emo BASTARD"

[theused4ever99]

...and making out with her aunt~~~!!!!!!!!!

her song is called gimme more horseshit for a reason!

[SkillerGuyVids]

Own crap for money ROFL

[xxyyeennoo]

crap on him lmfao!!!!!!!!! crapping kidz????

[Cashmaster21]

"She hasn't fucked a HUMAN in years"

LMFAO.

[andyot7777]

Holy shit, I think I'm malfunctioning whilst laughing at how well this parody was pulled off.

Ow, my fuckin' ribs.

Thanks for the laugh, mate.

[1020chococat]

hahahahahahahahahah

IT blew a fuse xD xD xD 

[866marluxia]

1:42 he looks and sounds like he's being raped.

[BloodCuttin]

@866marluxia lol he just wants more more more more more

[ignacev8x]

@866marluxia must've been an irish cardinal , with eye-problems

[mrbigshoworelse]

ya he doesoh and chris croker if ur lookin at this FUK YOU YOU GAY BITCH!

[SavagedMarquise]

And how fucking dare anyone out there care about me! A fucking deformed retard!! XD

Britney you BITCH!!!

[BdetteAndSteph]

britneys a bitch all she cares about is crapping kids and making out with her aunt......roflolmao

[DinoAvenger14]

1:42 wierd laugh

[MrMelick]

LOL she hasn't fuck human in YEARS !

[TheAhahahahahaha]

A fucking deformed retard. XD lmfao

[tecEErbe]

ouch my belly xD #LOL

[doomsdaythewolf]

Guess this means that chris crocker now hate britney..... MORE MORW MORE MORE EROM!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[Zorenic]

Loved the ending.

[xgirlfiendx]

I'm tearing up this is so funny..

[DancerHippie]

LOL ''give me more shit'' xD

[DancerHippie]

''Give me shit'' xDDD hahahha

[TheShrimps5]

lol 0:38 "Dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs"

[XGamerMadGirlX]

does it say emo or albino LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO

[XGamerMadGirlX]

LMactualFAO.

[TheOneAndOnlyMichel]

wwo what an attention seeking faker

[Metaknight4569]

u crap on me XD

[mario1136]

More More More More More!

More More More More More!

Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo

[tsuki9898]

all she cares about is crapping kids and making out with her aunt and she hasnt fucked a human in years . GoSH BICHNEY DIDNT NO UD GO THAT FAR

[ac130pilot]

she even use her own crap for money?

[ItsAMetal]

you krap on me

[SADJSNAUINFA]

(S)he reminds me of Kate Gosslin for some reason..

[PartyPrincess4561]

okayy ill kill you :)

[thomasbaron06]

LMAO! @ 1:42

sounds like a fat kid laughing with down syndrome ROFLMFAO!! XD

[Juliere99]

SHE sed kill me RIHT NOW i mean it!LOL

[PartyPrincess4561]

lol he ; A HE SHE :O

lol kill mee right now :L

OKAYY iWiLL :D

[blueelfstar1]

1:34 = Mah boi!

[peaceluvdogz13]

you crap on me lol

[argonian13]

5 stars one of the best youtube poops ever!!!!HAHA!

[Rorschach1212]

0:37 dods dods dods dods dods!

[Lanceisabeach]

The end should be put to music! Awsome ;)

[infintiyward]

this srsly needs more views

[MusicIsMyLife6991]

The ending was fucking AWESOME!!!

[infintiyward]

ahahahhahahahahahahah!!!!!!

[KayCato]

i almost pissed myself at 1:28

[jammes122]

"Britney you BITCH! Give me your money you BITCH!!" That part made me almost fall outta my chair.

[SotheX]

@jammes122 i started crying cuz of that, i couldnt stop laughing xD

[shant07]

lmao!!!!!

[patronerosegueton]

muaaajjjajajajaja

[rumive]

"she hasnt fucked a human in years!" xD

[yourTIV0]

LOL I LOLED SO HARD AT THE END!

[espeed623]

LOL "Brittany you BITCH! Gimme your money you BITCH!"

Classic.

[Shadow98800]

that made me laugh so hard i spilled my drink

[canadianbeeph]

omfg im in tears laughing

[IGVL1]

1:41-:143 fucking epic lulz

[im8teennow]

"all she cares about is money nd making out with her aunt"

LMAO ahahahahahaha!!!!!

[BROutcasts]

92% of the worlds teens would cry if the jonas brothers and miley cyrus jumped off a building, if you a part of that other 8% then copy and paste this in comments!!!!

I HATE JB+MC

[StarMario1000]

actually its 99.999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999% Im one of the ppl that hate em.

[TTSfilms]

love the sound at 1:28-1:29

[5imbadzs]

0:59 lol she hasn't fuked a HUMAN!!! in years

[GameFreak1822554]

great title for a great video great work! :]

[noobskater15]

this is disgusting.

[MonkeyFuryX]

she havent fu ckd HUMAN for years :D

[PokeChampion07]

1:42 lol

[sanuka]

she even uses her own crap for money

[omgshadowisgay]

lol, you crap on me

[bangNL94]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDdddd cant stop laughlolling!

[omgshadowisgay]

you should send this to chris crocker!

[bangNL94]

who me?

[omgshadowisgay]

no, i already did :P im probably going to get an internet lecture......

[bangNL94]

u can has balls

[StalkerXIII]

00:35 I swear to god it sounds just like a sound effect I heard on Doctor Robotniks Mean Bean Machine for the MegaDrive XD

[TwiggyMarshmallow]

So funny, I'm in tears. XDDD

[hyperlink2000]

this is to freaking funny. i lol'd so hard. ^.^

[holykoolboy15]

LMAO!!!!very funny!! and what did he say at 0:38 to 0:40?

[Minan3]

yes the eye liner is creeping me out but this was hilarious!!!

[holykoolboy15]

i think hes just acting like himself XD

[silentblacklist]

SUBTITLES PLZ!!! cant understand half of this, but the half i understood was hilarious XD

[StalkerXIII]

@silentblacklist Really? I understood every word quite easily

[captaincolonello700]

this video rocks witha youtube poop twist

[captaincolonello700]

is that what she ment for cornholly at 0:29 and ends at 0:32

[aleman224]

britney is a bitch all she cares is crap and kids and making out with her aids she fuck big foot

[BlackWolf4830]

"how dare anyone care about ME"

the way he emphasizes "ME" implies that even he hates himself now.

"a fucking deformed retard!"

How did you mash together "Deformed"? Did you used "divorced" and something else/

[StalkerXIII]

@BlackWolf4830 "Divorced" and "performed"

[mattyboyy11]

LOL ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(o)(o) lol

[sonichyper45]

wise words

[sailorsillystars]

I just lost half of my I.Q

I luv this video XD

[Tartra511]

"She even uses her own crap for money" best part

[legogunsmith]

me and my one friend were watching this we were drinking some coke and my friend almost shit him self laughing and he laughed so hard he spit coke all over my comp -_-

[legogunsmith]

she hasnt crapped on stage for years!!!1

lol wrong vid nvm XD 1:42 is so f*cked up

[CinemaBiohazard]

1:41 is the greatest temper tantrum ever. It's its own condom commercial.

[aleman224]

fuking deformed retard lol

[lariosss777]

I was cracking up at everthing especially the-Britney you BitCH! gimme more money you Bitch!-- fucking hilarious

[xXAspennXx]

1:43

rofl

[durprince]

hahaha xD

[Scottishmutt11]

She hasnt fucked a HUMAN in years!

So leaves the question....whats she been fucking??

[sonichyper45]

pictures of britney spears with dildos tapped to them i think

[hentailover25]

lol chris lagged

[spudmagic8]

im a ***king deformed retard lol, nowhere in the original does he say deformed hahaha

[samacedo101]

lol at 1:42 - 1:44 even though i like crocker this is funny as hell

[xiangfei22]

Aewsome!!!!!! so cool.... so funny!!!! good job.

[thesexyninga]

she onlly cares about using her crap for money lol:)

[zlf2009]

anyone who cares about emo kids you crap on me LMFAO

[Arcyfan]

0:37

Buahahahahaha!  xD

[GoodOlVladwick]

HOly fuckin lulllzzz

[XxRavenUchihaxX]

britney gimme your money you bitch xD!!

[TheMistercleav0]

it was so good i had to sub

[KingPivot001]

oh my gosh that hurt my stomach roflmao

[mrsatanman666]

1:42 fell of my chair laughing

[Idontlikesprouts]

All she cares about is crapping kids and making out with her aunt! LOL

[sxcrosi]

lmfao!! i'm crying from the laughter! never laughed that much in under 2 minutes XD

[gsr10]

1:17 i almost pissed lool

[gsr10]

this is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg props!!!

[Zyborggian]

this is so ingeniously made!

All of it used the actual audio from the video! Well done!

[Arcyfan]

On 1:40 I got pissed myself.

[fasolaru2bad]

lol u gotz pooned

[Boxenstien]

WIN

[xHANNAHxHAVOCx]

CLEVER! lmao hilarious!!!

[PrivateJonson]

wow