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  • Well, Mr. Deity if you are worried about someone using your image and claiming you wrote a book I am sure lucy could hook you up with some good attorneys.

  • Can I be in charge of the boils this time? LMAO

  • 39 people leave the theater when the credits start.

  • LOL good tan just lost it LOL..good one

  • Omd(eity). I've seen a bunch of your videos and decided to go back to the first season. I love your bluntness on God's character. You're so direct with it and if people would just read their bibles, they couldn't deny your comedic honesty! XD

  • First of all....came to this from Why God won't Heal Amputees..Funny stuff!

    Maybe God is like a lot of guys out there(myself included) who, after having a kid, mellowed out.I know I'm a lot less prone to getting into a scrap because I don't want to run the risk of getting arrested and leaving my wife to take care of the kids alone.I have a higher sense of responsibility now. Of course, this is all based on the assumption that God exists, which I am getting more skeptical of every day...

  • @trips2012 That's funny! I like that idea -- God mellowed after he had a kid. Funny!

  • He is not "fire and brimstone" in the first half in the way people think of. The idea of the afterlife is barely developed in the OT and the concept of Hell is nowhere to be found.

  • @tifforo1 I agree. The God of the Hebrew Bible is awful, but the Christian God is so much worse. Great point!

  • @misterdeity Neither are all that horrible when the Bible is read as an allegory, and historical context is considered rather than blindly applying it to varied situations. I wouldn't call it perfect, but read as allegory and metaphor, there is some value in the stories.

    Yahweh followers seem to get angrier over suggesting an allegorical reading than they do over an evil reading though.

  • God didnt take everything from Job...The devil did. If you read Job The Devil challeged God and God told him he could take everything from Job. When Job still showed faith in God, God gave him more then what he had. >_> I'm honestly not sure what to think of these videos they are witty yes but idk.

  • @Dicey102 I don't think the story of Job actually happened. It was just a moral tale to teach people that when bad things happen, we shouldn't assume it's because God is punishing them (what was believed both then, and during the middle ages). But in answer to your question, God allows the Devil to torture this near perfect man and take everything from him -- basically as a bet. If the story were real, that would be some pretty sick stuff, and God would be the sicker of the two for allowing it.

  • larry =/= smithers

  • @monkeytail2002 So true.

  • @misterdeity Glad you agree :D Did he aim for that in his acting or did it just naturally happen?

  • @monkeytail2002 I think it just grew out of the writing. There is one big difference though. Smithers always just agrees immediately with anything Mr. Burns wants to do. Larry will actually raise questions, try to change Mr. Deity's mind -- it's entirely fruitless, and ultimately Larry goes along, but he has much more heart than Smithers. Plus, Larry isn't gay (not that there's anything wrong with that).

  • @misterdeity It was more along the lines of fighting for your........I mean Mr. Deity's.......affection with "the boy" that made me think on it.

  • "I mean I'm not having you rub coco butter all over my body...... for nothing" lmao 

  • I mean, I'm not having you rub coconut butter all over me... for nothing.

  • 'Can I be in charge of the boils this time?'

    Larry, you evil prick! I *knew* there was a reason i liked you ^_^

  • You know, even though the Jewish read the first half of the bible, they still ignore most of the bronze age nonsense there and are actually more respectable that many Christians since they appreciate hard work and education over religion. That is why they are influential. To become successful, work hard and don't follow that book (literally).

  • @1234yersiman I couldn't agree more. I think Christianity did much more to harm civilization. The idea that what you believe is more important than what you do is without question the most evil idea in the history of mankind. But, I think if we ignore the book in its entirety -- or at least disregard it as nothing more than any other ancient work of literature, the world will be a much better place.

  • @1234yersiman Bravo!

  • WE'LL MESS WITH HIS CABLE TV! fuckin A you rock mr Deity. i hope i dont get on your bad side

  • LMFAO

  • That was amazing. I always hate those stupid billboards. This is awesome. The Mormon joke was great.

  • This is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. I saw the last episode and I felt compelled by some magical force to go watch it from the beginning.

    This is crazy funny. lol

  • Freaking genius! The Mormon bit was priceless. And Job had design sense! Hahaha!

  • Larry's pants match the dirt road.

  • "well he is no Job.. Job had design sense" lol that just cracked me up :)

  • thank you for the morman joke that made my day

  • this is the real reason why ted haggard and people like him lost their reputation

  • Brian Keith Dalton....you are a jesu....I mean, genius.

  • Awesome

  • this is great

  • This series is amazing.

  • RE:Karloffrules:thats a gift from lucy

  • Respectfully, Your Reverence...Is that a pentagram around your neck?

  • No. The necklace says, "Luck" in Chinese and English. Luck is the guiding force of the Deity universe.

  • @Karloffrules The pentagram isn't even a Satanist symbol, so it wouldn't matter.

  • @Karloffrules is there something wrong with a pentagram?

  • "we'll mess with his cable tv"

  • I fucking LOVE these videos.

  • Go Jews!

  • Especially secular Jews :D

  • "You know who had a good tan? Job ... Golden brown that kid!" Hilarious.

  • Very clever! LOL

  • "Which fucking ONE?!?!?

    --- Humanity

    p.s.- I like the Vedas better than any form of Judeo-Christian rip-off.

  • I'm not having you rub cocoa butter all over my body....... for nothing" I love the pause.

  • This show is is full of win.

  • LOL Ouch that Mormon one hurt heh.

  • I just might have to convert...to this youtube page...Lol.

  • OH GOD this show really puts it into perspective. So good. This should have been made years ago.

  • I found out about Mr. Deity - for the first time - today, and just finished watching all nine episodes of season 1. Fantastic series...NOT TO BE MISSED! If you are Bible-literate...all the better!

  • awesome!

  • Perfectly done★★★★★

    Katalyzt

  • This is my all-time favorite episode!

    "This guy's no Job, I mean look at that typeface!"

    ACE

  • this show is so awesome im subscribing

  • Ha. Harry Potter, the Bible and the Da Vinci Code. It's funny because there's a part of the Da Vinci Code where characters discuss the greatest bestseller of all time and that one guy thinks it's Harry Potter and the other guy says it's the Bible.

  • I have just 'discovered' Mr Deity and I think it's incredibly talented. These guys ought to make a full-length feature ... maybe titled ... 'Mister Deity'. Yes. That'd do it.

    I eagerly await the release!

  • Sir, no one has oxen anymore!

  • Hahaha! At least you don't look as bad in this book as you do in the Mormon one! I love the dark skin, don't we lay out?! I mean I'm not having you rub cocoa butter on me or anything.

    I love it, and I'm Mormon!

  • I heard on the Atheist Experience that Brian Dalton (mr. deity) used to be a mormon.

  • Freakin' hilarious! My favorite youtube videos are now Mr.Diety.

  • My favorite part of the day Sir :D

  • "okay, yeah i saw dreamgirls"

  • LOL

    Love this stuff.

  • This is really terrific stuff!

  • Okay, the word is now officially out. If you haven't already seen it, Sony launched a new site today called "Crackle." We are now a part of that. They are funding the next ten episodes which will air on Crackle exclusively. For more info, go to latimesdotcom and see the story about Crackle and Mr. Deity. Mr. Deity

  • inspirational, looking forward to more good works Mr. Diety.

  • It doesn't say when you will have your next episode.

  • "Steen" or "Stine"/Tomato To-mato....Ha hahah!

  • "we'll mess with his cable tv" ROTFLMAO

  • lol, "Job had design sense."

  • We're about to wrap up negotiations and sign a deal. I have the next five episodes written and I think you'll be very happy with them. We'll let you know what's ups as soon as we can. Thanks for your patience.

  • Funny, funny, clean, and funny. It has all four things I believe it takes to make a great comedy.

    Keep it up.

  • lmao briliant. pray children for more mr. deity

  • Brilliant!

  • Thanks for being a fan of Mr. Deity. The negotiations regarding the future of Mr. Deity are just about wrapped up and we should have news for you in the next couple of weeks (all good).  We are talking with some big people who will be funding 10 additional webisodes.

    Another season is on it's way!

    Thanks again and spread the word!

    Jimbo - aka, Larry - Mr. Deity's Personal Assistant

    Wanna connect with other Deity fans? Visit mrdeityfan.blogspot dot com

  • Absolutely hillarious. My favorite is the one with the messages... I damn near pissed myself and cried when I listened to that one. Keep it up guys! Go Mr. Deity! Robert

  • "Look at that typeface. At least Job had design sense."

    This is too hilarious.

  • I am missing the biting wit of the scripts,Im impressed that so far you have managed to remain apolitical.

  • MR DEITY RULES!

    some of the sharpest comedy around!

  • I just wanted to let you know that we're taking a break while we're in negotiations with some people regarding the future of Mr. Deity. There will not be a new episode for a while -- until we get things resolved. Sorry for the delay, but this will ultimately be a very good thing for the show. Mr. D

  • AMEN!

  • "Job had design sets... golden brown, that boy"

    Great stuff, keep it up!

  • These are all just great.  Thanks.

    Gary Hurd

  • "Rent my garments" - great touch. ^^b

  • "I'm not having you rub cocoa butter all over my body... for nothing"

    Great line, guys! I love the subtlety in these scripts. Your best lines are never overplayed. A sign of real professionalism.

  • Thanks for all the support of Mr. Deity. There's a new poll on our "unofficial fan" website where you can vote for your favorite episode or chat with me, Larry - Mr. Deity's Personal Assistant

    please go to mrdeityfan.blogspot (dot) com

    THANKS!

  • THIS SHOULD BE ON TV XD

  • The comment about the Mormans....ouch!

  • ROFLMAO "we'll kill his oxen... sir nobody has oxen anymore... oh... then we'll mess with his cable t.v." LOL

  • Larry, please try again.

    I like youtube, and woul love to see all episodes here.

    Cheers,

    Rui

  • deity fans!@

    thanks for watching, we can't seem to get Episode 10 up on YT, please watch on grouper dot com

    also, please visit our fan site, mrdeityfan.blogspot dot com

    thanks!

    larry, mr. d's personal assistant

  • Brilliant! Please make some more!!

  • amazing.

    you guys rock.

  • larry rocks

  • Please keep making these. Youtube videos at their finest!

  • best episode yet

  • we'll job him hahahahahhahahahahah

    thatt was funny has he@@

  • thanks for getting the word out Ray! we appreciate your support, so please while we are trying to figure out YT, go to mrdeityfan.blogspot (dot) com for the link to Episode 10

    Larry

  • mat just as curiosity, What drives you to post messages like that?

    i mean cause i have to either type it or cut and paste, why do you do that?

  • I'm pretty sure YT won't let comments get posted with live hotlinks, or even fully typed links. If anyone knows differently please let me know.

  • You see, the thing is that "Mat" is really Chris, and Chris is really a dipshit.

  • Hey fellow Mr Deity fans, I've discovered that Episode 10 is ready! There is technical trouble with YouTube again so if you'd like to see the latest episode and enjoy the warmth of the series female star, please link thru my fanblog at mrdeityfan.blogspot (dot) com - Love is in the air!

  • freakin hilarious!

  • THIS IS THE BEST.

  • we'll mess with his cable tv...

  • I love Mr. Diety. Keep 'em coming!

  • Haha oh yeah, that Mormon book is crazy...

    Signed, a faithful mormon (with a good sense of humor)

  • lmao amazin want jessy in it more though! haha the poor neglected bastard..

  • Yeah, I always wondered why God is so wrathful and vicious in the Old Testament and then preachy and soft-hearted in the New. Then I figured, it's because he had a kid. Fatherhood will mellow almost anybody. ;)

  • LOL

  • this was hilarious!!! lol my favourite so far.... By the way i agree with Shizenvi...Just relax and take it as a simple joke...ppl take everything on youtube too seriously

  • I would like to officially apologize to all Schizoids. I went with the vernacular that I thought people would understand (general use). Please forgive me as I have forgiven you. In the name of the Deity, the Boy, and Larry. Sanctification!

  • Don't listen to them, Mr. Lucas! Political correctness will be your downfall; don't fall into that trap!

  • You forget your Mr. Deity... no real need to ask for forgivness... just say "Forgive me or it's another flood, the choice is pretty simple."

  • Umm, as the maker of a comedy myself, you all need to relax and remember, that's all this is. God gave us a sense of humor for a reason... TO USE IT!

  • Hey, do you hear Mr Deity kvetching about not getting his ROYALties from his starting World LLC? I think I finally know who this guy is! (Well it's not the Goddess Gaia!) He just might be the God Mammon! (Matthew 6:24) and it's the God we all seem to be serving these days. Hell, even the "worker paradise" China has become a post-communist, colossally-crony-capitalistic, (and consequently planetary-polluting), Hell-hole after all.

    How's that song go?

  • "Schizo's" don't have dual personalities. Sybil, and others like her, have Multiple Personality Disorder (aka, Dissociative Identity Disorder). You'd think god would know that.

  • yeah, that stuff bothers me too. these people don't do proper research for movies..they did the same in Me Myself and Irene as well

  • Please, not so long between episodes!

  • "Job had design sense." Tee-hee. We all know what Mr. Deity means by that.

    I love this series!!!!1111!!!

  • good, but not as hilarious as the other eight. I really like all of the Mr. Diety series

  • I love how the comment thread goes all over the place. For more "Fan Fellowship", (thanks "tlftlftlf"), please visit my, (Mr Deity approved!), but still unofficial fanblog at mrdeityfan.blogspot (dot) com

  • i like this videos they should post more episodes.

  • You guys are great, more amazing work of Mr. Deity!

    Hahaha "We Job 'em!"

  • I am Italian, I showed it to a friend of mine who's an ARCI BISHOP, He loved it, se subscribed to it!

    I love it to, go Mr Deity, GO!!

  • lmao Marguaritaville is in jamaica lol big up jamaica

  • You continue to impress me. Kudos!

  • Always fun to watch these. Never know what's next.

  • Go fuck yourself oogashakaooga. You don't like it, don't watch it.

  • For fuck's sake... are you fucking kidding me?

    How original... a comedic portrail of god as a normal human in present day context... wow... so funny. Just shit myself so hard I laughed.

    Ha ha ha, they are making references to the bible!

    Mr. Deity! I get it! So clever!

    What the fuck.

    I think this piece of shit is even worse than that one with darth vader as a grocery store manager or something, and just as original.

  • So I take it you're not a fan?

  • Mommie didn't water your sense of humor?

  • I have a sense of humor. But not so much as to laugh at the same old shit I saw over and over and over again already...

    Just of the top of my head I can say: Joan of acardia, Bruce Almighty (and the upcoming sequel), God, Devil and Bob (some shit like that)...

    And bear in mind those I cited are shitty as hell already. Let alone some amateur youtube shit.

  • score! You know you've successfully offended someone when they go to such lengths to tell you how meaningless it was.

  • Talking about amateur youtube shit, aren't there already one like this?

    "God inc." or something?

    For crying out loud, man... this shit is too old to be laughable.

  • oogashakaooga Thanks for the fun Shasha Cohen vids but let me ask you something. This is at least the fourth angry put-down you've made of the Mr Deity vids in as many days. Is somebody making you watch thess???! Just what is the point of your effort here? As they say in the acting biz; "what's your motivation?" Do you know? Care to tell us? Thanks.

  • Now, you are almost as funny as Mr. Diety!!!!

  • Nice Mormon content!

  • hahaha we'll job him

  • very funny. love this one.

  • "Do we not lay out?" Very nice. Very nice indeed.

  • lol

  • Very good video!! Very funny as usual!

  • "My favorite part of the day."

  • Hehe. Another great episode!

    The only thing I disliked in this episode is how Larry interrupts Mr. Deity a tad bit too much.

    Other than that it was hilarious. One of my favorites thus far :)

  • LOL. God appeared in my latest video too.

  • "My favourite fart of the day sir"

    It just gets better and better.

  • My favorite episode yet. Rock on, misterdeity.

  • Great work as usual. You got a typo in the tags tho ;)

  • Using Mr. Deity's image without a talent release!!! If that is not graven I do not know what is. They have it coming.

  • Great episode, yet again. Solid Gold.

  • Of all the places you could have filmed this - and it looks like Mulholland trail - you ended up on private property? Is someone trying to send you a message? Any 'cease and desist' orders from on high yet?

  • "Is it Steen or Stine?" Brilliant. I'm waiting for the major motion picture.

    Keep it up - you're like me, the same age, but with the temerity to get up and get on with t, instead of watching other people's work on Youtube.

    What would Richard Dawkins make of it..?

  • Mr. Diety seems to get progressively better, I don't know how they do it.

  • I'm psyched for the 'angry atheist' episodes ... I mean, I'm feeling a little left-out at this point.

  • very professional, and witty as usual. Thanks!

  • Only issue... Sybil was not schizoid... and schizoid doesn't mean multiple personality disorder (aka Dissociative Identity Disorder). My only issue. Other than that, hysterical.

  • Yeah, I was thinking more like bi-polar too. But if you consider the messianic complex of the "Gospel" half, then we're back to schizo, no?

  • Well no.. and Bi-polar I could maybe with mood swings from depression to mania rage or elation.. but not schizoid.. or schizophrenia. Pantheistic manifestations could be considered DID or multiple Personalities. Schizoid personality Disorder is characterized by a lack of interest in social relationships, a tendency towards a solitary lifestyle, and emotional coldness. and Schizophrenia is delusions/hallucinations depending on the type.

  • What are you talking about? I read the book.... the Devil did it (i peeked at the end)Oh you mean the Jewish version? Oi yoi yoi. Silly me

  • wonderful... best thing on Tube TV!!!!

  • AWESOME!!!!

  • Another great episode!!

  • MR.DEITY TRIVIA: While setting up for the close-ups, some "Lucy-like" woman drove up and told us that we were on private property and that she was calling the Sherrif. That's why we're talking so fast in this episode.

  • we are loving all of the positive feedback, thanks again for the support.

    please visit the unofficial fan website, you can blog and stuff there.

    mrdeityfan.blogspot (dot) com

    Larry - Mr. Deity's Personal Assistant

  • Is it me, or is Larry pushin' this fan site a lot? I have to admit, it IS really good. MD

  • What does it say in the little blue circle?

    I can't make it out.

  • "In a bookstore near you" is what it says in the little blue circle.

  • "At least you don't come across as you do in the Mormon Book."

    YEAH BABY!!! LOVE IT.

    You Guys are the best thing on the net!

    Can't wait for #10