Chris Rock Show - Mike Tyson For President part 1

[bluemonkjd]

Man, I really miss this show.

[kingparkerIII]

And you though Bill Clinton had sex scandals...

[MrLunitunz]

He pushed his mother down the stairs

You know he'd push Bin Laden down the stairs 

[mannygatillo]

mike u have my vote

[Draziom203]

i like Mike Tyson. the media should STOP showing negative things about him. He is human and i KNOW he is a good person in his heart. The media is a bunch of motherfuckers!.

[johnosandra]

@Draziom203 your a fuckin idiot

grow the fuck up u little gay poofta

mike tyson hates most white people and rape women

and he cant even make sense with his words

muhammad ali makes more sense than him and he has parkinsons

[tjdoss]

@johnosandra Doesn't that mean, if you make sense... you will get Parkinsons?

[righteousemusic]

Vote for Mike Tyson, Not!!!

[valon231]

Mike : " Yeah....Bin laden, im coming for you!"

Im the best president ever, my plans are impetuous, my policy is impregnable and im just ferocious i want to eat iraqi children!

[Peace940]

@valon231 I'm not sure Tyson would buy the official government 9/11 myth. Tyson is Muslim it seems, so he clearly has some kind of good critical thinking skills.

The Iraqi statement is just plain stupid, and you should repent to God for making a joke about the deaths of so many children in that evil vile immoral and illegal war.

[flyinganusinthesky]

I vote for The Rock

[Moris88]

Mike would've done a 10000 times better job then retarded bush, everyone that voted for bush should be executed...

[ellowotto]

LOL"I am on it from not killing ya" HAHAHAHA Funny as shit!

[sonofthedestroyer]

hahahahahahhahahahaahhahahhha

[363498]

I'd vote for Mike

[nrlstar]

do u guys who think its an inside job actually know for 100% percent certain or r u just guessing ??? there must of been hundreds of people involved if it was, somebody would of said something by now, you are just reaching

[UltimateMightyMouse]

ROFL!

[kimera808]

Oh shit.

[magicbibledotcom]

lmao, Tyson is class.

[Kerrviii]

OMG, this is Glorious. I love Mike. He keeps it real. "But I'm on that to keep from killin YA'LL" --> (points at audience)

[S10THh]

"tsu921

tyson could have stopped 9/11"

Wow,

There are still people out there who don't realize it was done by Bush and his people... and lots of people, judging by your thumb-ups.

[88FanNASCAR]

God, I hate people like you. Do you have any evidence that it was an inside job? 'Cause I got evidence that it wasn't.

[jellyjam10534]

If you aren't able to see the mass evidence of government involvement in 9/11 by now, then there is really no point in arguing with you. All I can say is: read, research, you know, the things that rational people do to figure out things.

[88FanNASCAR]

Well, first of all, why would the government destroy its own buildings? Are they really willing to go that far, to kill 3,000 innocent people, to achieve their goal? Second of all, if your answer is "to invade Iraq for oil" then how come we haven't stolen any? Where is it? It's still in Iraq, and we haven't stolen any nor are we going to. Third, statistically, Mexico and Russia produce and export more oil than Iraq. So if we really wanted oil that bad, shouldn't have we blamed 9/11 on them?

[toastandjam4]

jellyjam stay off the acid you fucking dumb asshole.

[jellyjam10534]

Well considering the WTC had awesome insurance and they were able to rebuild completely new rather than spend over a billion dollars fixing the asbestos..you tell me.

People kill over parking spots and 5 dollars, so what do you you think greedy megalomaniacs with billions/trillions of dollars at stake with their foreign policy would do?

They lied to get into Vietnam, and over a 100,000 people worked on the manhattan project.

Use your brain and research, I can't think for you.

[88FanNASCAR]

You didn't answer my question. Where's the oil from Iraq? And if we wanted oil so bad, shouldn't we have invaded Mexico or Russia? They do export more oil than Iraq, and they are closer to us.

[ThirdCultureKidTCK]

Iraq was switching to trade with the Euro instead of the US dollar. One of the many reasons.

[Moris88]

First of all, US troops are controlling the oil in Iraq so how much has been taken is not known.. Second of all, Billions and billions $ from the central bank etc are been missing after US troops secured them LOL. Third of all, it was the start of the true hate against islam that is going on now which was all planned...

[88FanNASCAR]

Okay, where's the oil?

[88FanNASCAR]

Okay, I watched Loose Change, did the research, and looked at both sides. You guys are honestly really retarded. Really, really retarded.

Do you know how much evidence I saw that the government did it? None. Loose Change was made 4 times, and debunked 4 times.

It's honestly hilarious how easy it is to disprove you guys. The people who actually know what they're talking about (demolition firms, iron workers, investigators) don't agree with you people. You guys are the ones who need to wake up.

[darcskies777]

of course he doesnt....it was an INSIDE job. We're all on the outside.

THat said, inside job or no inside job. The government dropped the ball and ignored plenty of warning and memos about 9/11.

As fara s the gov't destroying its own building it happened in WW2 England bombed civilian building in England (look it up) and Roosevelt allowed Pearl Harbor to be attacked so we could enter into WW2 with public opinion.

History Channel my friend.

[88FanNASCAR]

Sigh. Still no oil yet.

[darcskies777]

What do you mean by "still no oil?" You mean how people say we only went there for oil?

Well Id ont think the reason we went there was 100% for oil but you have to admit it was partly the reason. Even Bush said he would use Iraqi oil to fund the war.

Which really translates into "We'll use Iraqi oil to make our oil buddies rich."

The thing is Iraqi military and afterward iraqi insurgents destroyed many pipelines and we were unable to control the insurgency.

So thats why there's no oil.

[sal70228]

darcskies777,

I agree with what you stated in your earlier post. But the History channel and the Military channel has stated some wrong facts about Adolf Hitler. My point being is that the FCC. controls everything broadcasted on TV and radio etc. And the U.S.A. government controls the FCC. So everything that the U.S. wants you to hear or not. They have control of. So don't can't on any TV shows or Radio broadcasts or internet post on History for info. Read books my friends read books.

[darcskies777]

You know what, you are right. I shouldnt rely on History Channel etc to tell me accurate info.

Because I have seen a few things they got wrong in the past actually.

So yeah. READ BOOKS. Good advice for anyone really.

[88FanNASCAR]

The FCC controls telecommunications, which are the signals that are used to broadcast the program the network wants, they don't control what the networks can and can't air. There's a difference.

Oh, did I mention if the government controlled what the networks aired, it would be a violation of first amendment rights?

[sal70228]

A violation of our first amenment rights? Do you know how much our privacy and our rights are violated every single day? Don't give me that amendments and constitution crap. You can enter the military at 18 but you can kill and be killed but not old enough to buy a beer? Shows you what our country is like, so save it. And by the way call the FCC and ask them if they have censors who censor our TV programs and radio broadcast. Please be my guest.

[AlaskanAmylee28]

damn that was stupid

[ThePathOfALegend]

At least Mike is honest about his drug use lol.

[OrmEmber]

"I'm only on this Zoloft thing, right? But I'm only takin' it to keep from killin' ya'll!" lol!

I would love to see him room with OJ (without any meds) for about a year.

[Kerrviii]

Fuck OJ! haha

[DH2020]

Oh not too worry I am sure Mike bound to do something stupid and be send to jail to share a cell with OJ. They will be running the drugs operation in no time.

[genejmayer]

George Bush said he never did drugs? Had integrity?! Lies, lies, lies, yeah! They're gonna get you...

[bfnfamily]

HE'S FUNNY!

[youbetterbelievehah]

I never knew he had a show. What channel was it on?

[tpriest1914]

HBO

[surrealreal]

i bet when robin givens started dating mike, i bet she called her mom and said, "mom, guess what?" Ive got a real acting job today. and it pays damn good". Robin acted her ass off to get mikes millions.

[godzillaislarge]

ide vote Mike Tyson for president.

[LocoAapje]

ofcourse he's better than bush, but than again, who isnt?

[tsu921]

tyson could have stopped 9/11

[FranktheShanker12]

lmao

[G4MER04]

he'll actually be better than Bush

"Bin Laden im camin for you!"

[Raps4Lyf3]

"and when i find u , ill bite yo nigga ass ear off" xD

[robjbray]

better mike than bush

[sixfouimpala]

imagine mike at a united nations confrence

[pinkdud3]

Hed be like "nigga wtf u talkin bout theres no fuckin war nigga!"

[Raps4Lyf3]

and then bite ur ear off rofl

[wutupmynig]

I'd vote for Mike

[RobBobMarley]

amen. When he's president he'll be like "I'm doing this wiretapping thing right? but im doing this to keep the terrorists away from ya'll"

[padalias]

Praise Allah.

[Thornesss]

Bring it you dumbass water baby, i punch you a new asshole!

[tinytiny42]

lol mike is to hood

[jellybeen]

yo i HATE mike tyson's voice

[IntelligentHoodlum]

tell it to his face.

[jellybeen]

i would if i had the opportunity. too bad he's so far out of my reach (sarcasm intended)

[ZamolxisReborn]

@IntelligentHoodlum ,WHITE BOY!!!

[opasni1]

Im not American, but but I'm not glad that won election, he strayed too far with this occupation of Irak

[Impulse]

hey! let's protect our citizens by sending em to the mideast to fucking die!

get a fucking grip!!

[JohnTrice01]

Mike Tyson is one cool guy lmao

[SEVENTEENMODEL]

that was too funny

[SEVENTEENMODEL]

i may be on zololoft but im on that to stop myself from killing ya'll

[JohnTrice01]

fuck u gay boy u ugly cunt

[seanjohn3gee]

your mom swing from trees

[SEALs22]

Go Fuck yourself

[terrasidius]

haha!

[PURPLExVEiN]

that mofo would nuke a cap on yO ass if presOdent!

[jacquez35]

i am looking for the whole press interview... does anyone know a link

[carterballa]

mike tyson is meeeesssssssssssed

[swazia73]

he dont giva damn

[swazia73]

lol