MST3K - 515 - The Wild World Of Batwoman

[MutantSentry]

Happy Dance pills... are those approved by the FDA?

[MutantSentry]

I want to see Christopher Nolan remake this movine...

[bewareofzealots]

Mike: "Now was this Ingmar Bergman's FIRST American film?" LOL

[pockypurse]

"Waitaminit, JB, I think I've got it!"

"The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain!"

[TheUnfortunate9]

any chance of the bots going on a kill rampage?

[lemonhead94133]

The actor playing Jim Flanagan also played Dr. Vance in "The Giant Spider Invasion".

[pockypurse]

"We're vampires alright, but only in a synthetic sense."

I love Tom's whispered "What!?". xD

[Meeper27]

Mike: Yes, the Devil made this movie for you!

[SuperMario1611]

GGGeeesh, how did they (and I) sit through that?

[mrhunam]

The hell did I just watch? Poor guys.

[halfmanhalfmetal]

Awesome! I bought the DVD for this, but the disc is messed up and it never played. I've never seen this one.

[cartmanrlsusall]

@halfmanhalfmetal lucky bastard i saw the whole thing,ill never get that time back

[Dablkwid0w2008]

Batwoman looks like a cross between Phyliss Diller and Betti Page, they need to stop lol

If I was that Igor type character I would demand more money

[darkprose]

"Looks like they're coming down from the soup." LOL

[shandelear]

"END, END!!!!" is one of the best ever.

[Hakkai87]

For the entire chase scene, all I could think was Benny Hill...

[micropirate12]

Im going to super mega friggin shun this movie from now on at least the version without MST3K crew in it anyways.

[jmg3116]

When will children learn! Miss some answers on purpose to avoid suspicion!

[etomlins4]

@jmg3116 No kidding! Johnny and Mary were the worst cheaters in the world. I love, by the way, how Mary apparently escapes all blame because she was "just trying to help".

And then there's creepy Jimmy ("have you seen my ribcage") who encourages Johnny to blow off his homework but then slams a knife in Johnny's back later, basically instructing Johnny not to come to the student council meeting to defend himself.

[MegaCriswell]

the razorback

[Oppeldeldoc1]

Couldn't someone have learned about ten words of Chinese phonetically, instead of making it up? I'm horrrible about learning other languages, and even I'D have done that much.

[TheGreatPlasticLion]

Find the factor of X^2 + 5x + 6. Thumbs up if you can do it in your head. Thumbs down if you are a dumb ass like Johnny.

[smile221]

@TheGreatPlasticLion (X+2)(X+3)

[DeathToRetro666]

never mind the monsters, here's the sex pistols!!! hahaha. also i'm probably not the only human male that understands how they could fall in love with the batgirls.

[nneekolas]

The Wild World of Butts/Women

[Worhan]

This movie was...confusing. But some nice butts in the end ^^

MST3k ftw!

[amsterstorm]

1:03:28 Hofner violin bass, guffaw!

[LordPhillock8]

"you know that may not really be Chinese."

[GuiltyFaT]

And DC comics sued the hell out of the makers of this movie 

[flyinwalenda]

@GuiltyFaT and they lost !!

[ChaoticYak]

I'm with Tom:

EEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND!

[ChaoticYak]

Can this please be the end of the pill-taking scene?

[UncleJesse1982]

1:08:55 Best skit ever!

[chasingpaganini]

Holy crap!! At 1:07:20 there is a scene from the movie 'The Mole People'...That's John Agar down there... What the hell???

[RichterTheEternal]

Don't blame DC Comics for threatening copyright infringement to this movie company who created this piece of crap. (read on Wiki) This movie is a travesty to the legendary Batman.

[SpiderxBlue]

i hate this movie! nobody cares about ur weird mastbatory fantasies as much as you! DX

[SpiderxBlue]

Traces manic crow laugh is the best!

[SpockLover27]

There's a peeping Zoro outside! XD

[yonskii]

Ah, a nice and crispy episode without any annoying encoding issues. We need more of these.

[SomeDumbKid1]

I belive Servo hit the nail on the head. END! END!

[najhoant]

It's kinda interesting that they show a movie about cheating before a total rip-off movie

[DTD110865]

@najhoant

Good point.

[DTD110865]

@najhoant

Good observation. I love the riffs on the cheating ephemeral film.

[Mechazaurus]

Wow Heathcliff is even more obnoxious when he starts talking. That's a talent there.

[Teenlego]

so one kid cheats and everyone avoids him like the plauge

[SharkNinjaBlueStar]

I cannot facepalm hard enough at this movie......

[applebonker141]

@SharkNinjaBlueStar Maybe that's why all the host segments are about the Cheating short. Its just too surreal to even make sketches about. :/

[SharkNinjaBlueStar]

20:54 DAT CLASSIC ASS.

[Nagneto]

It's like they attempted to rip off batman and got everything WRONG!

[najhoant]

@Nagneto Yeah, this kinda PALES in comparison to Arkham City, doesn't it?

[snarkus63]

At least it has(1:26:05) what was probably the most gratuitous pulling out of a wedgie in 60's cinema.

[pretorious700]

This may be the strangest film they ever lampooned. I have no idea what the hell is going on in this thing.

[CookedSkunk]

Not seen this one before, cheers for uploading :-)

[Yapshire]

My jaw is literally dropping. Oh, my god.

[Yapshire]

Now, was the director aware he was making a movie, or did he just accidentally bump the "record" button while masturbating?

[SpiderxBlue]

@Yapshire lol what?

[scitsalcoryp]

This could be my favorite best worst movie of all time

[Raithious]

@scitsalcoryp If you haven't seen the episode on Radar Secret Service, do it. I thought their rifs with Space Mutiny were great, but Radar Secret Service might be the funniest MST3K I've seen.

"My character's uninteresting!"

"No! I'm WAY duller than you?"

"Oh yeah?! Well what's my character's name?!"

"I...I...I don't know!"

"Ha ha! See? Now tell me: which one of us is the bad guy?!"

"I DON'T KNOW! I DON'T KNOW!!!"

[scitsalcoryp]

@Raithious I' ll look for it . I thought I' d seen everything on You Tube...HA HA thanks

[ChaoticYak]

@Raithious I LOVE Radar Secret Service. I'm glad I'm not the only one who appreciates it. It took me three or four times of watching the episode to differentiate between the good guys and the bad guys. :)

[BryonYoungblood]

Mike: D'oh! Just when I thought the move couldn't get any worse, Ringo's in it!

Servo: Oh, no!

Crow: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Crow: HEY, HITLER, WE WANNA ORDER OVER HERE!!

Servo: ~What do you do when you're branded? You watch TV...~

MIke: To all Asians and all people in the world, we apologize.

[TomVfan]

The short is so sanctimonious, it makes me want to do some cheating.

[pretorious700]

They think dishonest cheaters shouldn't be "holding office" eh? Ah, the naivete of youth.

[eviljoel]

@pretorious700 Yeah, I thought cheating was more or less required to make it in politics?

[Raithious]

Soooooo why is she pointing that homing device/chain shattering ray like it's a gun? What's she gonna do, destroy his belt?

I mean good god this one was a bad one...the movie, that is, the rifs were great, as always. The worst movie though Angels Revenge...that one I couldn't even make it to the end as the rifs, humorous as they were, just weren't enough to compensate for how grotesquely horrible that movie is.

[DisappointingPorn]

@Raithious I'm with you. I rarely make it to the end of Angels' Revenge. There's just something profoundly depressing about it.

[TheGunboat]

@Raithious In my opinion, Invasion of the Neptune Men was the most intolerable. At least Angel's Revenge has things happen in it, albeit loathesome, hateworthy things, but Neptune Men doesnt even have the distinction of being hateful. I can barely watch that movie riffed without slamming my head on something, just to break the monotony.

[JamesOhGoodie]

@TheGunboat I agree that Neptune Men is unwatchable, but the riffs Mike and the Bots dole out still make it very entertaining for me. To me, "Castle of Fu Manchu" is the worst film they've done. You can especially tell towards the end they were running out of stuff to make decent jokes out of. And then of course there's the famous non-ending to "Monster A-Go-Go."

[SpiderxBlue]

@JamesOhGoodie No way if u ever see hobgoblins do it when u ready stomache the WORST MOVIE ever

[tenfed1861]

33:11-33:19

Chocolate Milk and macaroons?What is this?Meeting of Shaker Height's Junior Mystery Detective Slooths?

[EmmaOnATangent]

Wait, wait, let me guess. This movie was the only thing Jim Carrey ever saw as a child, wasn't it?

[Brassman87]

Ok, I'm still lost here with this movie. Is this the Silver-Age Batwoman from the DC comics, or just a random superheroine that happens to be bat-themed?

Either way, great MST3K episode!

[Teenlego]

@Brassman87 it's sort of a rip off of Batman, it has no relations to the DC character what so ever

[EmilyDNelson]

This movie is silly, but very watchable compared to SOME MST3K episodes.

Such as Invasion U.S.A., Codename: Diamond Head, The Skydivers....

I couldn't even watch those, even WITH the riffing. I sort of enjoy Batwoman's earnestness. At least they're TRYING to make a good film.

[PsychoticLoner]

The first second I heard the "Chinese" in that sceance thing, I honestly thought it was Mike and the Bots doing it.

God, this movie hurts.

[BobaBaggins]

I have one thing to say about his movie...

It's breastakaboobical, chestakamammical,

Pendular globular fun!

[1daddy57]

Next to Hobgoblins, Bride of the Monster, The Incredibly Strange Creatures...Castle of Fu Manchu, Monster a Go-Go and MANOS...this is one of the worst movies ever....."ENNNND!!!!!! ENNNND!!!!!!!""

[Archangel101576]

I wonder how much cocaine was used in the making of this "movie".

[1daddy57]

@Archangel101576 Not as much as you would need to enjoy Overdrawn at the Memory Bank!

[Tareltonlives]

"I will bring you down, Johhny!"

"You've made some powerful enemies, son"

Thanks for the upload!

[browncoat697]

I love all of you people who keep on circulating MST tapes. The creators don't even care!

[w7100]

@browncoat697 specially the ones they can't get the rights to put on dvd

[browncoat697]

@w7100 Mmhm. Is this one of them? I haven't checked.

[w7100]

@browncoat697 if I had to put money on it I would bet this one is public domain lol

[GoblinXXX]

I love the kid with no rib-cage. "We really should be talkin' through our lawyers."

"I could turn him into furniture if you'd like."

[AIRJORDAN2387]

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

[jakesbrain]

28:55 "Now listen carefully:" "Kflfugitnatiasthnalwkrudtlinf­tne." Classic Servo wackiness.

[applebonker141]

LOL @ Mrs. Granby's floating head XD

"They're hanging your in effigy."

[itsthebrew93]

I almost spit out what I was drinking at 17:02. Flaming Moe reference FTW

[bowtoyoursensei0]

@itsthebrew93 Drinking during Mst3k is always a mistake :p