The Number To Heaven

[StartledSloth]

What in the ever-living fuck did I just witness here today

[FlawlessSin11]

at first i was like "why is the kid allowing the dad to put chains on him"

Then I'm like "screw it I'm too high to even remember my name."

[mastersuite98]

WHAT IS THIS?

[thevine111]

What the actual fuck

[COULDNTthinkNAMEOFa]

ummmmk



[SkyLionsOfficial]

The url says LOLZ

[thexlonelyxzombieZ]

what......the.....hell........ o_o

[shoplifting1is1fun]

What

[mjacki]

Seriously...someone answer me... what in the holy mother of fuck did I just watch? 0.o

[mastersuite98]

@mjacki Thats what I'm sayin

[kingolight]

Heaven I got ur number!

Im gunna make u mine! lol

[imkickurass]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sarius24]

Creepy

[Halfbloodalchemist]

that's it, im laying off the 'shrooms.... >.>

[BigOProductionsMiami]

This is seriously one the of funniest things I have ever seen!

[AlmightyDoubleHelix]

I officially have night terrors.

[DecayEventualInc]

Dude what a great short!! It's got that Lovecraft Flavor!!! I call this shit," inspiration."

[777jordan]

This is hilarious!!!!

[QuitePossiblyANinja]

i guess i could TRY to masturbate to this...

[TheBiggBoyyss]

Probably the best video on YouTube.

[MovieHitchHiker]

HWHAT DAA FACK!

[paspas77777]

Never set sail with an Ur-quan Kohr-ah.

[odaxelagniaproject]

What is the boy saying at the very beginning and before "do you know the number to heaven"?

[TheBiggBoyyss]

@odaxelagniaproject Do you think we could call her?

[odaxelagniaproject]

@TheBiggBoyyss Thanks :)

[k4lash]

@odaxelagniaproject

"Do you ever think about mom?"

"Do you think we can call her?"

:)

[odaxelagniaproject]

@k4lash Thanks :)

[PrincessMoviesCo]

amazing

[xc0nfusex]

wat.

[TheLonelyWhale]

LMAO WHAT THE HELL? now wait a second... since stuff seems so much lighter underwater... if i was that boy, i would've swam after the brick, grabbed it, and tried to swim to the surface while holding it. it's worth a shot, right?

[ShadowJester28]

I have that exact same boat :D

[jimmydeanfingers67]

Simply put awesome!

[Eden264]

Skipper the eyechild.

[j0k3r9696]

LMAO "YEA (MOUTH MOVES) I DO"

[myusernameaeger]

OH MY GOD!

.. WHAT THE FUCK!?

[jokerx2255]

Funniest thing I've seen in a while

[Craigont]

WTF DID I JUST WATCH!?!?!?!



[emhean]

OP is a nigger

[BurzumiyaMusic]

This has everything that scares me to death.

Water.

[CiiViLHD]

How did I get here?

[antuonchris]

What the fuck?

[myfriendsarerobots]

WAT.

[97Huey]

that's life

[MasonBarely]

this is beautiful!

[DARKOBLIVIONxx]

Do you think we can call her sometime?

Do you know the number to heaven?

RAWR!!!!!

[TheAngriestLobster]

What the Fuck did I just watch

[notablegoat]

This video is actually a metaphor about life. And how Cthulhu will end it.

[EvilSideStalker666]

This video gave me cancer ..and type 2 diabetes !!!

[Aviator0x8]

memebase brought me here

[SlapHappy123666]

this is honestly the funniest thing i have ever seen.

[SlapHappy123666]

LMFAO HAHAHAHAH

[dayjob]

awesome.

[allegoryoffolly]

S.S. Fantastic!

[itchygonads]

hahaha

[abusedasiangirl]

or unrapit from his neck

[abusedasiangirl]

that chain was longer than the deph of that water he could swim up

[LedZepp1109]

@abusedasiangirl Well obviously they had to film it without the kid actually dying.

[masterchief1125]

The fuck?

[BloodyInsane]

Probably edited out of the bible

[flominkatie]

wtf did I just watch O.O

[Robstailey]

this is the same music from when the horse dies in the neverending story.

and i'm 50% sure that costume is from The Architects Of Fear episode of The Outer Limits.

[nosliwhtes09]

wat.

[MorganEarp]

i like the part when he said "do you know the number to heaven?" and then i lol'ed

[shinigami388]

wut



[bytesahoy]

Welp, that's enough internet for me today.

[Apocol0id]

@bytesahoy That's exactly what I thought when this was over.

[Equ1n0xbox]

I was linked here by a weird site that gave me a virus and now this WTF MADNESS???? ;_;

[egglooke]

dang scaddies



[bamf09sigep]

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

[HerrDesMondes]

@bamf09sigep

What a tweest!

[BloodyTheMoon]

uuuh...k?

[AarinHikaKao]

ಠ_ಠ ALL THE WTFs.

[greenkitty5577]

FUCKING WHY

[lyonlamb]

O....kay....

[rosydonut]

...The fuck just happened?

[ProfessorJerk226]

Same thing happened to me once.

[FotoSpencer]

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?

[bulletkidbones]

Dafuq?

[Gta4Bich]

ummm brainfart

[RBFrocks]

LOVE IT

[thecrazyglopss]

Ah, I get it now. The monster has already killed the kid's mom, so that's why he's killing the child, too, and stating that he reminds him of his mother. Also, when the boy asks to call his Mom, the monster asks if he knows the number to heaven, then kills him.

I feel slightly retarded for not understanding this the first time.

[darkyalan]

@thecrazyglopss

Cool story bro.

[NickOntiveros82]

@darkyalan lol

[uiluj13]

SO FUCKING DISTURBING WTF!!

[Australiano75]

What movie is it from?

[RBFrocks]

@Australiano75 Not from a movie, its a short made by Jason Eisner for Austin's 2009 Fantastic Fest genre film festival. After which he went on to direct "Hobo with a Shotgun"

[somerville00]

wtf 666 comments? did I just ruin it by being 667?

[MrNick427]

LOL WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED.

[namelesssmokemonster]

The kid should be thankful it wasn't Pedo Bear

[yoRigelElRigel]

@namelesssmokemonster

hahahahaa

[sorcress18]

Thumbs up if you watched this because of memebase.

[TheMrTehawesome]

What the fuck.

[mbe102]

LMFAO, wow...

[mastrlynk]

..Guys I think my brain just died.

[WCGwkf]

holy FUCK

[MeAmExcel]

Nice boat.



[Qu4r3nt1n3d]

MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCK

[Roxas240]

S.S. FANTASTIC

[RebelFlagSon]

lmao...what...the...fuck?

[brunetteDUH]

wtf is this ?!

[EppleGetOut]

This isn't as creepy if you watch it for your first time then watch it again after one day.

[Hiddencr3ator]

Wtf did I just watch? XO

[Monstufpud]

so moe~

[stea1997]

I had to watch that like 10 times it's awsome best friend ;)

[Todett07]

Haha thats a guy in my class xD

[Mariexcer]

IT'S THE ALL SEEING EYE ILLUMINATI, THIS IS SATAN.

[Rakkushi]

I AM 17 WHAT IS THIS

[ScubaSteVraY]

Disqualified, this video is 37 seconds

[BRin722]

jesus fuck

[guerrerosramone]

i love that eye!!!

[MyteBluDemon]

ALL OF MY WHAT

[shadow332]

I dont understand this

[hammyzor]

LMAO

[hussi434]

WTF WAS THIS

[carsismeZ06]

I miss you Goose...

[alvicious]

keep autism weird1

[veryumble]

The kid has chains around him, attached to a brick, there's a monster and he is in a boat with no lifejacket. And the kid wasn't worried. Hmmm...

[YGGDRASIL317]

Icing on the cake when you see "s.s. fantastic" on the back.

[MormonJezus]

Truly a tear-jerking piece.

[EuphoriaMusicSession]

ಠ_ಠ

[loljustice30]

What I get out of this... sounds like the monster is presumably either the kid's brother or dad... The kid says he misses mom and wants to call her, and the monster replies, 'do you know the number for heaven,' then kills the kid - which I think implies the monster killed the mother.

[Nick760dgaf]

WHAT IS THIS, I DONT EVEN

[emilyrosemusiclala]

this is the exact reason why i don't do acid..

[MaxDamageProductions]

This was the winner of a video contest back in '09 and the rules said:

1: It has to feature a kid and a monster

2: It has to be 30-40 seconds long

3 it has to end with the word "fantastic".

[monseurkez]

WAT

[PsycReaper]

Has this been sent to Ray WIlliam Johnson yet?

[1mizmoz1]

@PsycReaper Fuck R.W.J!!!!

[robertbutler714]

thumbs up if memebase brought you here

[McleanMedia]

those fucking mirelurks

[roblescg]

I've never laughed so hard while being confused and horrified at the same time.

[night2night3]

is this huckleberry finn gone wrong?????

[ANSYS754]

Hobo with a shotgun

[jdsony]

This is awesome even better than Report Card. It takes guts to kill off kids, no one does it.

[rinkokoto]

I'm twelve years and what is this?

[leodaza3]

WHADAFUCK!!!

[351Cpowered]

That's... not what I expected. *Eats another gummy bear and clicks another video...

[gsiokas]

wtf? oddest video on the internet

[mrsmithdude]

This makes me laugh no matter how many times I watch it.. hahaha

[ScottishDuckHunter]

As soon as it switched from nice father/son chat to IM GONNA KILL YOU I couldn't stop laughing.

[beanisoner]

wat

[dan5993]

I cant stop watching this, its so beautifully done

[unsteddy]

WHAT.

[Spronks93]

All in a days work for the S.S Fantastic!

[ralfsu]

Thumbs up if you had to watch it two times because your brain couldn't accept what you had seen with one viewing.

[voln]

WHAT IN THE HELL

[TehMclovinShow]

I died of laughter.

[buttermilch1989]

A vid of a kid getting drowned/murdered and people like it?! What am I missing?

[1mizmoz1]

@buttermilch1989 your humor is waaaaay of pal! hahahaahhaah

[lasarousi]

@buttermilch1989 the fact that the lobsterthing said "you know the number to heaven"... i also missed it the first time

[MazenAlSennanI]

what is the target from this video?? is it a part of movie?

[EdenJAM]

What the--??? O.O

Can't say I saw that one coming

[rachlovesjojo]

what did i just watch

[demonhuskfang]

@rachlovesjojo I DONT KNOW

[mrluis67]

this kinda freaked me out....

[CortanaFTW]

lolwut

[DevinTClark]

this is my fetish

[iHackHD]

what happend

[B0REDZ]

I don't get it..and it is fucking crazy

[EgotistaElegante]

I Find The Lack Of Fail Of This Video Disturbing...

[damane08]

This video just fucking blew my mind!!

[AmorphisKf411]

Too...much....win.

[FreeHugFriday121]

AHAHAHAHHAHHAHA

[superiormentality]

whats the song in the backround???,i know i heard it in top gun when goose died

[MrZrytyberet]

amazing...can we please have more?

[MaxDamageProductions]

I remember seeing this on G4`s Around The Net a LLLOOOOONNGG time ago.

[bruceleereincarnated]

greatest

[yourwelcome80]

this is the fucking greatest video on the internet, i think they should make a series out of it where this guyy is just killin kids.

[rageofthesage]

This is my favorite movie ever

[FallOutKid1532]

Wtf won Fantastic Fest ?

[dirtydeedz161]

This is one of the few Fantastic Fest Bumper Contest entries that makes not a single SHRED of sense, any way you spin it. True genius.

[AndyBloodvain]

......What.

[megadeuce2525]

This is the best thing I have ever seen in my life.

[Stigma231]

Hey, everybody! I just found the sequel to Old Gregg!

[molu4932]

lol

[PooCrizzap]

thanks for the nightmares buddy

[MrEfedrin]

Ктулху наступаэ!!!11111