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I think this is fake like the people asking him questions seem like they were probably chosen by the producer of what to say cause they seem to good. And also after someone asks a question and you hear clapping and cheerin and laughing then it goes to someone eles and you still hear them do that, the audience looks like they are not sayin anything and when it sounds like clapping you don't see them clapping thumbs up if you agree. They barely even show the full crowd
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Lol, Walter is the best ^_^ He reminds me so much of my dad, except Walter's funnier. But they share a lot of the same views, apparently. Though Mom would be the one doing the hit and run bit, haha.
oooooo ur in trouble now tht u read this keep reading and something good will happen to u and if u don't the dark world will do very bad things to u A boy named Thomas was walking then he heard a noise in the woods He thought it was just a rabbit so he kept on walking then he saw a flash then died Now that u read this repost this on 10 different Youtube videos in less than 24 hours or you will see a bloody dirty face in the window and he will kill you with a knife HURRY u dont have
Standup Comedy becomes less affective when you can see its all rehearsed...whats with the people with a piece of paper...??? Anyways, otherwise Jeff Dunham IS funny.
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it matters where u get it from. if u dvd copy it it will become dvd quality and so on. the watch in high quality comes up for people who do not have high speed internet so the video will be faster to load.
lol if u had spark of insanity dvd ud know that in the beginning jeff starts telling some jokes and he says he has a prius and all his puppets call him gay lol
He should be Ron Paul's vice. lol
GeorgesOatmeal 1 week ago
Walter,,you rasist bastard! xD
meow91able 1 month ago
This actally works. Absolutely nothing will happen. Post this to 3 other videos because it actually works ive done it 3 times now and nothing happened! Wow it really does work!
Tokensd12 2 months ago
cute dummy !
lovedog49507 2 months ago in playlist Jeff Dunham
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Bobtrucker123 5 months ago
Can't believe he got away with half the shit he said. what did it for me...
"What's your opinion on womens' right?"
"Missionary"
cried for about 30 was so funny
FreyaTalhamn 8 months ago
walter for president 2012
lewislowis 8 months ago
"BUY A PRIUS!" Haha funny shit!
Alriaz217 8 months ago
14 people need hugs!
Blkchevy98 8 months ago
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he sux
Ramonezs 9 months ago
The little girl who asks the long question is Kenna, Jeff's 9 year old daughter, the one who drops the leash and has it chase the chihuahua
thatdariachick 10 months ago
I think this is fake like the people asking him questions seem like they were probably chosen by the producer of what to say cause they seem to good. And also after someone asks a question and you hear clapping and cheerin and laughing then it goes to someone eles and you still hear them do that, the audience looks like they are not sayin anything and when it sounds like clapping you don't see them clapping thumbs up if you agree. They barely even show the full crowd
chrispy199 10 months ago
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TKTRV 11 months ago
If you don't vote for Walter, I will hire Achmed to KEEL YOOOOU!
RSKnight97 1 year ago 2
Look at the guy in the bottom left part of the screen when the little girl's up! Haha
TheBitterDoubt 1 year ago
Well he sure be better than Obama Vote Walter
nupara5 1 year ago
this cracks me up at 5:57 - 6:02
sk8therbhoy1432 1 year ago
I think it would be weird if I've visted Jeff at home and the "dolls" has just been sitting there without saying something.. :p
Kayaquee 1 year ago
The ones that go "ole-lo-ala" not the ones that go "Owh thank yew for calling costumer service" x))
MilkshakeMarathon 1 year ago
Vote WALTER Vote WALTER
zachbrown95 1 year ago
Vote WALTER For President Of United States!!
MsUnwantedMe 1 year ago 3
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MsUnwantedMe 1 year ago
Vote WALTER For President Of United States!!
MsUnwantedMe 1 year ago 3
Vote WALTER For President!!
MsUnwantedMe 1 year ago 3
Thunderous Response!!! After he said "For President". .. wow... love walter
charlieking100 1 year ago
wow that guy shouted his lungs out! LOL hahaha xD!!!!!! 1:30
unrealtIII 2 years ago 3
i would so vote for walter...he friggin rocks
Ninjaluva2 2 years ago 5
"What do you think of Hillary?"
"I think success has gone to her ass!"
HAHA!!
Emberstar26 2 years ago 5
u better run walter
soccrFreak01234 2 years ago 5
i guess he lost
since it was posted in 05
but he should run again
i'd vote for him
and i'm sure most of
america
would too.
1900maniac 2 years ago 3
ROFL
walter is funny and has good opinions expecaly about hilary
soccrFreak01234 2 years ago
hit and run
PlanetaGoa 2 years ago
"Well...shit happens"
TheVidviewer 2 years ago 6
this is will be the best president ever in america
emmt500y 2 years ago 44
"shyt happens" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! CAN'T STOP LAUGHINGGG HAHAHA!!
abdi5501boone 2 years ago 6
walter how do you tell your spouse your gay??? buy a preus
legomen3 2 years ago 4
This guy made 30$ dollars this last year according to forbes. And from seeing this rightfully so.
13Knives1 2 years ago
i'm on walter's side i'd vote for him any day
crazykatie95 2 years ago
maybe your scream is upside down!
bobo2232 2 years ago
i'm having problems with my videos on youtube. all my videos are UPSIDE DOWN! HELP
yoshinator33 2 years ago
you can change that, you know.
It happened to me on April 1st. You're given a choice to either remain upside down or return it to normal.
RockMen1992 2 years ago
are u using a webcam's quick capture for youtube? happens to me too. if so just make a video and upload it instead of quick capture
feoka 2 years ago
I Love Jeff Dunham! He is the best ever and sooo talented! =D
ladykagome99 2 years ago
"Walter, what's your position on women's rights?"
"Missionary"
BlueBeetle43 3 years ago
Lol, Walter is the best ^_^ He reminds me so much of my dad, except Walter's funnier. But they share a lot of the same views, apparently. Though Mom would be the one doing the hit and run bit, haha.
NytemareQueen 3 years ago
What's the best way to end a fight with your spouse? Hit and run.
How do you tell your wife your gay?
Buy a Prius.
Why does it take a guy 4 days to call a girl back?
Takes that long to get drunk again.
animeMastr89 3 years ago 2
votes 1 for walter 0 for obama 0 for mccain
RobloxMario666 3 years ago 3
votes 2 for walter 0 for obama 0 for mccain
The10TonTank 3 years ago 3
votes 3 for walter 0 for obama 0 for mccain!
NytemareQueen 3 years ago 3
votes 4 for walter 0 for obama 0 for mccain!
ladykagome99 2 years ago 3
votes 5 for walter 0 for obama 0 for mccain!
timothy875 2 years ago 3
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votes 3 for Charles Barkley 0 for obama 0 for mccain!
vfgjhj 2 years ago
WALTER FOR PRESIDENT!
jeff is so talented!
well done :)
JackieLauren1993 3 years ago
This one's good:
Walter, why does it take a guy 4 days to call back after our first date? -Sometimes it takes that long to get drunk again!
superantiskofijc 3 years ago
lmao "Shit happens" "Hit and run" xD
GothicUndead102 3 years ago
LOL "hit and run" i love this stuff
fearlessmusicfreak 3 years ago 2
"Shit happens"
Jeff really likes to make a joke out of his car.
And he always says he's gay.
Idk why.
ivantheterrible94 3 years ago
ahahah Jeff Dunham is an extremely talented comedian
buktopster 3 years ago 5
missionary.........
Bensayhi94 3 years ago 3
WALTER FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!XD
Blueshalo3 3 years ago 2
My vote for walter
jefines18 3 years ago 2
hahaha this shits funny XD
senicbrothers 3 years ago
SHit happens! LOL!!
24rocks48 3 years ago 5
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oooooo ur in trouble now tht u read this keep reading and something good will happen to u and if u don't the dark world will do very bad things to u A boy named Thomas was walking then he heard a noise in the woods He thought it was just a rabbit so he kept on walking then he saw a flash then died Now that u read this repost this on 10 different Youtube videos in less than 24 hours or you will see a bloody dirty face in the window and he will kill you with a knife HURRY u dont have
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copycat412 3 years ago
Hit'n run! xD
kiwi4life4fun 3 years ago 4
well shit happens
geokirg 3 years ago
Jeff Dunham is a genius!
jmcdonald1993 3 years ago 3
VOTE for Walter..he will be the first puppet president of America...LOL..xD :))))))))
3Cko8432 3 years ago 2
It will be a historical occasion if he wins! Which mean we MUST vote for him!
ElizabethScotty 3 years ago 23
So bad, if you ask the audience you need to improvise not pre asked questions.
xzaz2 3 years ago
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jajajaja
fuck your video!!!
angelira777 3 years ago
They are reading cards! watev still funny!
cdjrocks246 3 years ago
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He kinda reminds me of dane cook! Haha! (:
softballhotti11 3 years ago
I bet he could do a better job than McCain or Obama.
david13395 3 years ago 7
Hella right!
ElizabethScotty 3 years ago
i love him!!
combatarms167 3 years ago
Jeff Dunham is pretty cute
lagoondiver 3 years ago 3
too bad for you, he's maried.
(Walter: So am I, and look what has become of me!)
jordy0019 3 years ago 2
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WALTER I AM CANADIAN.. SCREW U!!
jefines18 3 years ago
oh grow up dickhead... its just comedy
orton9 3 years ago 5
fuck u
tusher277 3 years ago
Can we have Walter for Germany.
We have a 1st Lady who looks like him.
AuFe2 3 years ago 4
I voted for him.
elecmonx 3 years ago
Does Walter has a last name ?
SherryXwy 3 years ago
hes got my vote
FerryCincinnati78 3 years ago 2
i second that
FlameforEternity 3 years ago
I 3rd it!
ukabutaca1 3 years ago
Did Walter finally became a predisent?
Barclay1987 3 years ago
whyd they beep "shit"?
Brettah31 3 years ago
best president ever go WALTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
robertirez 3 years ago
The little girl at 4:07 - is that one of his daughters?
SevenGoldenDaffodils 3 years ago
*Walter, how do i tell my wife im gay?
**Buy a Prius! LOL!
Fenchel31 3 years ago
If Walter ran for president he would have beat Obama. McCain would have won if he didn't have Palin as his VP. He should have had Walter
TheAdmiral1900 3 years ago
LOL ivan thos abama won Walter 2012
naruto123890 3 years ago
Dunham/Walter 2012!
LovelyAiko279 3 years ago
hahahaha thats funny
Stroupie1 3 years ago
Standup Comedy becomes less affective when you can see its all rehearsed...whats with the people with a piece of paper...???
iceqbzz 3 years ago
Standup Comedy becomes less affective when you can see its all rehearsed...whats with the people with a piece of paper...??? Anyways, otherwise Jeff Dunham IS funny.
iceqbzz 3 years ago
and not just u black folks 2
JeditOjanen123 3 years ago
shit happens! hahaha
bballer4113 3 years ago 4
jeff dunham is hot, love himmmmm
redstarbizarre 3 years ago 2
she didn't didn't you see the piece of paper she had in her hand? and was stuttering cause she could't read it well ^.~?
juggler420 3 years ago
Yeah, and becides that. She pernounced Regan wrong
addmike19 3 years ago
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DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS REaLy scary cuz it actully works
I Read It... Damn It
xWWEChainGangx 3 years ago
whats the best way to end a fight with your wife?.....hit and run rofl!
bsavage14 3 years ago 4
uh its spouse o_o..
XxSecretlyinLOVExX 3 years ago
puss
HD1525 3 years ago
hit and run lol
3dgl0ver 3 years ago
"walter why should i listen to you, you dont know anything about polotics?"
"well neither does rosie o'donald and she wont stop yapping unluss you shove cake in her mouth" omg i rotfled so hard i cryed
emachine535 3 years ago
how do u tell ur wife ur a gay? - buy a prius...
that one killed me xD
Gaavcio 3 years ago 4
"and then, mainly out of frustration, they freak'n kill themselves.............PGH"
Cornampoo 3 years ago
why r they reading off a paper?
Grockern55 3 years ago
do you really think that little girl could ask a question like that?
thyrariel 3 years ago 2
what dies paddio mean?
saiteris 3 years ago
a patio is like a veranda (which is an outside section) at the back of a house
999rye999 3 years ago
he sayz patio.its like a path in ur back yard
LeaveMeBleeding 3 years ago
lol funny indains
jz309 3 years ago
Walter Walter Walter
HyperShymin711 3 years ago
he is soo gonna win
naruto9139 3 years ago
WALTER FOR PRESIDENT!
predetorbeetsprey24 3 years ago
it matters where u get it from. if u dvd copy it it will become dvd quality and so on. the watch in high quality comes up for people who do not have high speed internet so the video will be faster to load.
adowg984 3 years ago
How do you get high quality on your videos?
ibenezorfender 3 years ago
give her a pole and say dance bitch
Hubtownkilla 3 years ago 2
Ironically McCain is running for President.
leafia6 3 years ago
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and he lost with that bitch sarah pain in the ass palin, he should of choosen Walter instead as VP
manufran02 3 years ago
I agree.
leafia6 3 years ago
I agree.
leafia6 3 years ago
lol if u had spark of insanity dvd ud know that in the beginning jeff starts telling some jokes and he says he has a prius and all his puppets call him gay lol
firardtuber 3 years ago
i have it
idontshootsquirrels 3 years ago
I'd vote for him even if he didn't run.
PohatuJr 3 years ago
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OMG Dane Cook as a ventriloquist awesome
rulyraul 3 years ago
lo walter for president and no1 would fight cuase theire laughing to much...
ritesh12 3 years ago 4
i have one with dutch subtitels
doep007 3 years ago
Haha lol!!!
Cheers for the quality!
liquidtripper 3 years ago 3
LMAO buy a prius ahahahahaa
mites7 3 years ago 6
Well... Shit happens! :D :D :D :D OMFG
Fedas777 3 years ago 10
i would vote for him!!!
peffyman 3 years ago 13
they should mass produce Jeff Dunham puppets =D i would get peanut and take him to school lol im great at throwing my voice
IplayGo132 3 years ago 5
WALTER FOR PRESIDENT FTW !!!!
gethpsyco22 3 years ago 6
Yeah! Go Walter!
SADDOG45 3 years ago 6
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Sorry, Walter... But my votes going to Carlos Mencia! XD
Cursemarkedsasuke13 3 years ago
really? carlos mencia?? kill yourself... lol
aahayford 3 years ago 9
Silence! I kill you! lol
LaurenTabor 3 years ago 3
that was realy hilarious xD
UndeadxStillborn 3 years ago 4
at 7:07 what the hell is that
newyorkny5023 3 years ago 2
A PEANUT DOLL
grlmagnet56 3 years ago 2
oh...why?
newyorkny5023 3 years ago
so someone in the audience could show how much they liked peanut
grlmagnet56 3 years ago
but the peanut doll is dumb. you can see jeffs dog humping it
newyorkny5023 3 years ago
man this guy is funny and walter has my vote WALTER FOR PRESIDENT!
honduran00 4 years ago 5
Yea!
XMasterYoungLinkX 3 years ago 3
Question #1: What is the best way to end a fight with your spouse?
Answer #1: Hit and run.
Question #2: What is your position on Women's Rights?
Answer #2: Missionary.
These are two of my favorite Q & As ever!!
KurayamiKifuji 4 years ago 7
Absolutely hilarious!!
"What do you say to a woman who won't let her boyfriend have a bachelor party unless she's there? - Get a pole and dance, bitch!"
Excellent Dunham as always!!
WALTER FOR PRESIDENT!
MelaMan 4 years ago 5