Dave Chappelle - MTV CRIBS Parody [Napisy PL]

[MrSwaggmeister]

its mirrored



[Kazoo4U]

Now that's ballin'! GOD DAMN!

[generalfuckpants]

I GOT MY OWN SWEATSHOP NIGGA GODDAMN HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Shamoles]

i lost it when he started drinking the blood lmfao

[oqendro]

i dont really fuck with africa cause people are starving to death and thats not ballin' to me

[TheArnold92]

God DaaaaaaMn!

[kooora18]

Wassup, Mtv! Come on in you broke motherfuckas

[BOXDABOXERful]

Ballin

[MBAaliyah991]

Or I'll burn....ya feet!! Sssss, YA FEET!!! LMFAO

[iiStAyMoBBiiNG]

this is the most baller shit ever

[LifeUnderTheSwatter]

Ya'lll wanna eat some dinosaur? Nigga, let's tryyyyy it out......

[DRAGONBALLMAN101]

It make my dookie twinkle son

[rigenzea]

1:22 ROFL!! Couldn't stop laughing HAHAHA!!

[speedymexican1]

Fuck the middleman I got my own sweatshop nigga

[lamorea17]

When he cut the dinosaur head off i couldnt hold my loud ass laugh, tooooo funny. He needs to comeback to TV

[209stocktone1]

Funny shit if u dis like it fuck u

[mussawman]

Yall wanna eat some Dinosaurs nigga? Lets try it out.

[gokuecw]

U STOLE MY VIDEO @PysiakThugAngel

[Ki30]

Yall want some

Dinosaur...alright lets try it out, gonna try out some dinosuar. Hahaha XD LMFAO

[Brandond0n]

I wish Dave Chappelle was my dad.............

[33AztecWarrior]

Thumbs up for the BALLIN TURDS!!!!

[MrFreshxKicks]

and two!...makes my dookie twinkle main

[stetg19]

makes my dookie twinkle

[BRBgottaskate]

I just wish i had... MY SCISSORS!

[sexybrybry69]

test



[sacknasty1]

space mountain marble floors... that's some good shit ;)

[Pawelo0301]

Come on in you broke motherfuckers !! : D 

[MrHaji24]

I'm not from africa I luv Africa I visit with my family last year!

[expertguy101]

MAKE MY DOOKIE TWINKLE!

[WowzaBoyz]

I just wish I had......MY SCISSORS!

[XxsmiejaxX]

Tak, tak. Tu POLSKA !

[jreily88]

I sprinkle diamonds on everything I eat.

1. Because it's the most ballin shit you can do to your food and

2. Makes my dookie twinkle, man

[faresbadboy]

Hahaha i lost it with the dinosaur eggs

[23angus23]

To hes the best comedian ever. He's a real foof ball. I just wish I had.... my scissors lmfao

[SuperSpanishChicken]

It's hatching, oh shit!

[AcCoRdHaTEr352]

i fucki.ng love dave no one will ever be llike him

[3Vladimir]

i could not stop laughing when he chopped the dinosaurs head

[Ringolero]

Ooohhhhweee! That smell wild!

[EckoFresh92]

They starvin' and shit and that ain't ballin' to me!

[jonnyabbotti]

Ya'll want eat some dinosaur nigga?

[mattc941]

One of the greatest skits from one of the greatest shows of this generation and since. Please bring it back to entertain the millions and millions who loved it as a little bit of relief from the depression the economy is in.

[awsomestasianalive]

even in different languages dave's voice is freakin hilarious

[imaginationsequation]

i really dont africa-becuz people r starvin and thats NOT ballin 2 me

[Sunni25]

Suck it!!!'

[zirius89]

Come on in you broke motherfuckers. :D

[balsphinktahr]

Spam in the tags

[rebeccam2]

GET YOUR ADS OUTTA HERE

[MegaNicholasWright]

4 million years? wtf?

[TSGS21]

Im not selfish Dave Chappelle . You dont have to ever come back, because I have seen enough to laugh for a LIFETIME.

[bigfatschuh]

white panther.. luled my ass off

[rust8infinite]

youtube timers a new way to annoy the shit out of you

[insanephil]

IM HUUUUNGRY NIGGA IM HUUUUUUUUUUNGRY

[chandi93]

the subs are in english.....theyre just backwards lol read the subs backwards

[95A1140]

This is genius by Dave Chappelle

[DaRudeBoy6691]

i always say that to my younger brother and his friends come on in you broke muthafuckas

[XxCaptainobviousx]

dude pop up vid ultra class...

[TheAfg47]

best crib show ever hahahahah

hey chappelle Where them cookies AT?

[YoshitokiKun]

1. Turn on transcribe audio

2. Watch

3.???

4. Mother fucken profit

also 2:05 14 year old ethnic.

[nyg161]

i dont realli fuck wit africa....people there are starving nd thats not ballin to me ...

[BarnerD2]

dat shit smell BALLIN!

[GlassPlayboi7]

I just wish I had my sissors

[ragglefraggle24]

Dave: "yes! It's actually happening in my house! This is the most baller shit ever! Ohh he's so cute, I just wish… I had… MY SCISSORS!!" hahahahahahaa XD funniest scene of this episode

[KinGxCavZ50]

2:50 i shittt my pants 3 times

[tekktunes]

@KinGxCavZ50 i died man i fuckin died loool

[Depechebandit79]

what is mtv cribs?

[SkatersForReal]

@Depechebandit79 famous people show the inside of their homes

[Verification11]

LOL i saw this a gazillion time! although it's funny, but it's true, that what douchebags celebrities do on mtv cribs

[007feedback]

Chappelle was the fuck'n KING !!

[kingboy941]

"I don't really fuck with Africa, cause niggas is starving to death and that ain't balling to me. C'mon motha fuckas!" lmfaoooooo

[cosmonautiks]

"I don't really fuck wit Africa cuz people are starving to death and that's not balla to me"

my favorite Dave Chappelle quote of All Time

[RebeliousInc]

Fuck shoe closets.. I GOT MY MY OWN SWEAT SHOP NIKKA GOD DAMN!!!

[BronzeBullBalls]

I don't really bother with Africa cause' people are starving to death.. and that's not ballin' to me. 

[allyissocool1]

When he cut the t-rex's head off... I just about died! xDD

[union410]

It makes my dookie twinkle, man.

[jamesroche66]

10 people work in sweatshops

[Juan321C]

Watching Dave walk away from Hollywood at the end is CLASSIC! If that isn't keeping it real, then I don't know what is.

[Latifah0205]

Would of hade the t rex

[Josh360]

4 million year old meat nigga GODDAM!

[lilhavin]

I wish I was sitting in the audience during one of the Dave Chappelle shows...

[TheZupreme]

01:18 - Be quiet! Cribs won't help you. Now shut up, or I'll burn your feet. YOUR FEET!!!

[TheBladerunner22]

t-rex is from the cretaceous and jurassic period 65-75 million years ago not 4

[TehFrostitute]

I got these bitches workin' 16 hours straight!

[ahausmann0788]

come on in you broke motha fuckas

[PathFinderInfantry]

god damn that shit stinks!!

[urmommaisfattt]

LOL this is just like cribs! Spot on!!!!!!!

[MaysinDaigon]

I think the sub is russian

[PysiakThugAngel]

@MaysinDaigon And you're wrong ;)

[MaysinDaigon]

@PysiakThugAngel Ok sorry, I´m a broke motherfucker.

[vettelover2009]

@PysiakThugAngel czech? Yugo? 

[PysiakThugAngel]

@vettelover2009 Polish.

[vettelover2009]

@PysiakThugAngel cool, I use to work with a guy from poland...really quiet old man...use to tell me about his little cars he had when he was there...he goes back every few years...is that where you are now?

[PysiakThugAngel]

@vettelover2009 Yeah, European cars are so small in comparison with US cars. He probably told you about Fiat 126p it was a very popular small car in my country a few years ago.

[vettelover2009]

@PysiakThugAngel actually I think he mentioned the Yugo...hahaha...that russian disaster of a car...you probably know the one...he's in his fifties so the timeline is about right for that...I wanna drive the new FIAT 500 Abarth...looks like a fun little ride...I miss Europe

[skunkvmz]

@vettelover2009 the sub is in english its just reverse due to copyrights

[Lonelygstar]

@PysiakThugAngel NOW THAT'S BALLA!!

[November10th1775USMC]

@vettelover2009 Yugoslavian is not a language genius.

[vettelover2009]

@November10th1775USMC I wasn't asking the language genius...I was asking the NATIONALITY FUCKHEAD!

[November10th1775USMC]

@vettelover2009 Yugoslavian is not a nationality either, Considering Yugoslavia was abolished some years ago.

[vettelover2009]

@November10th1775USMC ah just go fuck yourself...fucking faggot jarhead...

[vettelover2009]

@November10th1775USMC croation, serbian, macedonian...whatever the fuck you want to call it...they were all the yugo's and to me...theyare all the same fucking people...I can't help it you're a fucking cocksucker with nothing better to do...how about pounding rocks in your ass...

[November10th1775USMC]

@vettelover2009 Every culture if the form yugoslavia is very different, let me get back to pounding rocks in my ass.

[vettelover2009]

@November10th1775USMC I lived in greece and traveled to macedonia frequently...the political borders are different...but the people who live thee are quite the same numbnuts...just because it isn't yugo anymore, doesn't mean the people changed...which obviously shows how much older than you I am...and wiser I'm sure...make sure you get a nice large boulder

[Extremefighters]

@MaysinDaigon the sub titles are english.. Reversed

[SinOfAugust]

@MaysinDaigon Sub is in Polish

[Mazixxxx]

@MaysinDaigon man, you can't read? it's PL not RUS, for second, russians don't have latin alphabet like us.

[paniuroczy]

@MaysinDaigon polish haha

[KingReptarr]

2:50 , i just wish i had my SCISSORS!! hungry nigga hungry!!

[TheMumRawkz]

"Fuck shoe closets, I got my own sweatshop nigga, God Damn!"

[rek956]

Dabass nigga cracks me up still

[MrNoahPeterson1]

Everythings written backwards.... ?

[JeremyHof]

Thanks to manny youtube uploaders, the spirit of Dave Shapelle contineus to be BOLLIN !!

[DrifterMW]

Wyjebałem pośrednika hahahhahaha

[sexy2deathmiller]

Makes my dookie sparkle

[roodypoo1337]

what was that white stuff he sprinkles over his food?

[DollarVisionn]

@roodypoo1337 diamonds ;P

[LAtoOC]

Lol don't know why the headchop made me laugh hahaha

[Craxxification]

whats up with the backwards shit you fucktards?

[ejduhps3user]

@Craxxification copyright

[77bigdave]

@Craxxification

The backwards shit is to prevent copyright infringement you fucktard!!!!

[kelisler2]

i just wish i had... my SCISSORS

[InphaThePoison]

I actually grabbed a hand mirror to see this skit...

[MrAbstract420]

why are all the letters backwards in the video?

[Meriamen]

for fucks sake why is all that writing on the screen?

[Thegoldstarman]

@Meriamen for fucks sake press hide annotations next to CC on the video

[OGfrom650]

haha ill burn yo feet!

[Wykosiciel]

Naprawdę muszę oglądać to gówno na pół ekranu, gdzie mam kogoś tam wesprzeć? Jak je wyłączam, napisy też offują.

[PysiakThugAngel]

@Wykosiciel wystarczy kliknąć "x" w prawym górnym rogu i to "gówno" znika a napisy zostają, czasami warto się wysilić :)

[Wykosiciel]

@PysiakThugAngel Racja, pzdr :)

[ChaosM4K3R]

Hahahaha he cut the head off mist funny thing I have seen in awile

[TheHoodville]

YOUR FEET!

[TheLogmp]

I shat myself when he cut the t-rex's head off

[PysiakThugAngel]

Sup ya'all thanks for so many views. I got one request for ya please check this link out: /watch?v=tawj6tkVUqo&feature=c­hannel_video_title and support my friends. Thanks!

Siema wszystkim, dzięki za tyle wyświetleń, mam do was jedną prośbę obczajcie ten link: /watch?v=tawj6tkVUqo&feature=c­hannel_video_title i wesprzyjcie tym moich znajomych. Dzięki :)

[THEdejaPAGE]

LOL CUT OFF DINO`S HEADDDD

[Yantjeuhhh]

''i just wish i had.. my scissors! aaaaaaaaah IM HUNGRY N*****

Beast chappelle

[CrazyCyclingVlogger]

easy peasy. like bangers and mash.

[sportzfan96]

i just wish i had....MY SCISSORS!

[jin00009]

DO DAVE SMOKES CRACK IN REAL LIFE?

[FaggotDogg]

@jin00009 no he smokes weed

[Rocketfing3r]

@jin00009 no, just weed.

[Axmedkoole]

@jin00009, If he did, he wouldn't keep up schedule and had that talent.

[mariusww1]

@jin00009 i only heard of mj and mushrooms from his stand up s

[stopnoreallyjuststop]

Why do I feel like I have to watch this in a mirror

[deejayskusee13]

- lol i miss this show this niqqa dumb!!!!

[therealcatsass]

I got my own sweat shop, Nigga god damn

[crazyape515]

This is the most baller shit ever!

[Fr3nchD3vilDawg]

come on in you broke motherfuckers.

[gn0ez]

..dam that ish' stinks!!

[Uniicore]

put on transcribe audio... laugh my ass off

[crazyape515]

@Uniicore cant stop laughing 

[iOLY32]

4 million years old? hahahaha

[baddan92]

Don't see why this is a parody.  Cus isnt the regular "MTV cribs" is exactly the same?

[Kendrick678]

Yes! Yes! I just wish I HAD MY SCISSORS!!!!! I'm hungry bitch!!!!

[MrMikesok]

"fuck shoe closets I got my own SWEATSHOP NIGGA" xD hahah crazking up right now lol

[buttercup1299]

i jus wish i had MY SCISSORS! lol

[BlueVenemProductions]

at 0:20 im going to get a picture of his face painted.

[gmsinsinsin3]

be quiet cribz won't help you now shut up or i'll burn your feet...YOUR FEET!

[adil115]

its funny because he is just destroying the people who are like that in real life. lol its a parody, a satire . hes a very intelligent dude

[California0aura]

"4 Million years at least son! GOT DAYUM!"

[LorCurly1]

Wassup MTV, Come on in u broke motha fuccas lmao shit funny

[TheKronix421]

why is everyone repeating everything dave just said? I really have to stop reading peoples comments!!!

[seeafish]

@TheKronix421 It's funny, that's why! SHIT! HHHHWHITE PANDA!

[MetalMania666Pantera]

Ecerythingd baxkwards. Wtf. Fuck my ipods small ass keys

[kalijha]

makes my dookie twinkle..lol

[TheForbiddenNerd]

I laughed too hard at this

[sickwiditc310]

come in you broke ass niggas lmao...

[SexyCoolioGirly]

geil!!!!!

schnibbel den t-rex den kopf ab :D

xD

[ben0425]

i got my own sweet shop nigga . GOD DAMN