Tiger Woods Jokes

[doubleA1998]

Teacher: "Alright class we are going to play a game and the winners get to leave

school early"

John: "what is the game?"

Teacher: "I will say a quote and you tell me who said it. Okay first, 'Four score and 7 years ago'"

Marry: "Abraham Lincoln!" (John is very mad)

Teacher: "yes! you can go home now. Next 'I have a dream'

Sarah: "Martin Luther King Jr.!" (John is furious)

John: "WHY WONT THESE BITCHES KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT?"

Teacher: "WHO SAID THAT?"

John: Tiger Woods, can i go home?

[VltamlnWat3r]

hay lets have some more jokes about tiger woods crashing his car, cause they were REALLY starting to get funny after the first 20.

[TheShimshamman]

This video is so RACIST !!!!!

[MoZZoKiLLA]

For a man of his talent, looks and with his money, of course it is hard to stay with one girl. She was a model for crying out loud. No, hey, he married her for her good heart. And he is educated, too. I think, this creeps women out, so they love the jokes about him while they go shoe shopping.

He is still the best golfer the world has ever seen.

[DidISpelThisRite]

Cheetah Woods

[cactus4president]

whats the difference between a tiger and a cheetah?

a cheetah wont cheat on his wife but a tiger will!

lololololol XD

[crazybrixius3342]

tiger wood is dum

[KingOfYond]

XD ROfl. Im dieing of watching this. xD Btw did u guys no? TIger woods is gettin a meal named after him in KFC. The Only White Breast Meal.

[gymer15]

hahahahahaha

[honvetops]

listening to a lesbo talk/ SING about Woods LMFAO

[salazar102]

learn cursive

[rxjimen]

you can't even read the stupid things, too fast ! ! ! !

crap !

[TheMEAGKEZIBECK]

MERYY CHRISTMAS!

Watch

TIGER WOODS A MISTRESS CAROL remake

funny!

[softballgal13rox]

whats the difference between tiger woods and santa

santa stops after 3 Ho's

[oOViperrrr6Oo]

Theres a new game, you can have S*x with hookers, crash cars its 'Tiger woods PGA Tour 11'

[MrRebels93]

theres also ..

wats the difference between santa clause and tiger woods ? ,,

santa clause stop's after 3 ho's

[jimpym]

It's not how you drive on the fairway.

It's how you fare on the driveway!

[JumpingforJoy185]

Okay here's one: Santa Clause said Ho Ho Ho Tiger Woods said where where where

[TheMEAGKEZIBECK]

@JumpingforJoy185

ha ha

Good one!

Watch Tiger Woods a MISTRESS CAROL REMAKE

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[Ohsnapitsgreg]

apparently tiger couldn't stop at 18 holes...

[jww312]

why did tiger back up violently from his driveway? because he was teed off that his wife caught him swinging.

[baseball4life2828]

Its 3 hoes codmaster wow u ruined the joke

[JOHNMAN565]

those of you who don't know about the south carolina vs. clemson rivalry or watched the game this year will get this...why did Elin call Steve Spurrier?.....She wanted tips on how to beat a tiger!

[cod4masterwithm4]

wats the difference between santa and tiger woods.....santa stops at three holes!!!!

[gre6968]

sinking putts & banging s****S

[OCdodgerfan88]

He is an idiot for cheating on his hot wife. I'll take her if he doesn't.

[ilyavid]

Tiger was just trying to play the 19 hole!

[gladiatorproduction]

tiger woods is nothing but a scumbag adulterer

[Gabby9292K1]

I didn't see, "Why did Tiger crash his car @ 2:30 in the Morning? He was in a Hurry to get to the Next Hole!

[peachfreeze1]

Big LOL

[primospartan]

yeah lol! Heres another joke. What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stopped at 3 hos