Soccer - America's Path To Socialism

[michaelwuzthere]

You are so right! We need to protect capitalism from those soccer playin socialist commie bastards! Haters gonna hate.

God bless you!

[GreatWhiteGibby]

What letter does "bastard" start with? B. What letter does "Butt-fuckin'" start with? B. What letter does "basketball" start with? I'm own give ya a big ol' guess own that wun. That's right, B. Basketball goes against God because God gave you two legs, two arms and two hands. And you can't use your legs in basketball. It's all part of Barack Osama Homo-bin Laden's plan to install basketball onto our shores.

[lalalalollipop99]

you use your hands and arms alllll the time in soccer. like you said, you dont have the slightest idea how soccer works.

[rphbo]

I don't like soccer but this guy is a dumbass

[BeezyTheThug]

RIGHT ON BROTHER FUCK THAT DAMN HOMO BIN OBAMA NIGGER

[tltigerman2]

Guys, as someone else pointed out months ago, this is satire. Taking this seriously would make you almost as moronic as this guy appears to be. Get a grip.

[underlinedbluetext]

I don''t know almost nothing about soccer.

....so..... you know mostly something about soccer?

[underlinedbluetext]

troll level: juggernaut.

[LandryRoss]

What about the goal-keeper...?

[isthisnickvalid]

I say let's play basketball without legs!! (on trolleys?) haha



[isthisnickvalid]

LOL nice vid

[davexxx888]

Would you like to buy a Chicago Fire Soccer CLub season ticket. I feel like you would really enjoy the games. Let me know. thanks,

[Mega2unde]

An illiterate with  with a sub zero iq...your dumbness make me laugh

[superfroman]

This guy was probably a meathead in high school.

[KaNi87]

Paused at 1.35. God gave you the ability to die. how about that?

[41tickets]

this guy is hilarious...

[jabbahursty]

this guy is funny. it's remarkable that anyone thinks this is real and not a joke. the public schools have failed you, and thereby all of us, badly.

[sibuni]

and S-E-X?

it is a pretty good thing!

[sibuni]

what does S-T-E-A-K starts with?

[sibuni]

you're funny and stupid! :D

[tacobandit123]

you're a fucktard.

[BeRedIQ]

lol european negroes lol

[BeRedIQ]

2 elbows?

[jimmer0707]

you dont use your dick in football, maybe we should cut that off too

[sh0werp0wer]

feeeeeeeed the troll

[PhiloAmericana]

Fuck soccer.

[bigshuggy]

Ha ha ha, comedy gold this guy. Would love to have a few beers with him, try to educate him a little bit. Probably be like talking to a brick wall, with a baseball hat on but it would be interesting.

[lukazzz97]

im a big fan of fotboll (the real kind/european) but this is hilarius

[dude157]

Funniest man on the internet. Period.

[tommym1966]

I love this guy. And what does "stoopid" start with?



[HayesChannel84]

AMEN BROTHER

[speedracerxtreme]

this guy is hilarious

[MrPedrosanchez23]

Literally the most retarded cunt on the internet.

[Niccilol1]

@MrPedrosanchez23 I don't think it's the guy in the video who is the retarded cunt here... Dumbass.

[DustenRust]

BillyBobNeck, LIVE fom the rape-den

[fescolfaro]

"Barack Osama Homo-Bin Laden"

[fescolfaro]

How can you not like this? XD

[AshBouch88]

Goalkeepers can use their hands!!

[SpLiC3]

The greatest utoob vid in history has been made.

[jaospina79]

This guy should be put in jail for Stupidity!!!! (that also starts with an S!!!)

[AmasonK]

This guy has to be a troll...holy fuckin' shit he just has to be. Too damn funny!

[NaCk210]

Fucking soccer I fucking told you it was dangerous!

[oCapricorn89o]

Mexicans from Brasil are the worst i can tell ya brah.

[toluca670]

I think this is one of the advantages of SOPA

[NinthNova]

TROOOOOOOOOOOL IN THE DUNGEON!

[Reiben91]

MURRRICA in a nutshell?

[Mexhy]

All i hear is Herp derp.

[AshBouch88]

@Mexhy THEY TOOK HIS JOOOOOOOOOB!!

[Pvlization]

In Europe they play it, in Asia they play it, in Australia and even in Africa they play it ....

so almost the whole world (except USA) plays a "Santanic" game?

[TheGentenaar]

Americans are so ignorant... Ok, not all of them but especially the ones from texas. Fking dumb racist cunts lol

Ooh yeh one more thing, it's called football, but you guys invented the word soccer for it so you could call the sport where you throw an egg-shaped ball in the air football lol

[XironRules]

HAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

americans y u no smarter then egg ?

[TheQdfqdsf]

He must hate thumbwrestling

[Alanofoxy]

What letter does Sandwich start with....

[iniestaxavi68]

if there are people like this in America, I hope it dies

[iniestaxavi68]

what letter does soccer start with..."F" football goddamn redneck

[JoeTim93]

first off, its called football dipshit, second of all it IS a sport, thirdly its a SPORT which displays players with great coordination with their feet, head, chest, knees etc. (the non use of hands and arms makes it more challenging moron) and lastly goal keepers can use their hands and arms inside their box.......SUCK IT

ITS THE BEAUTIFUL GAME!!!!

[d00jolta]

There is a mindblowing number of people commenting here who do not understand the concept of satire. This video is satire of ignorant nationalist conservative rednecks.

[cedrecvedadi]

Hes so smart

[Ian8505]

This is brilliant satire.

[MiamiIbis08]

You know what else starts with an S? Stupid.

[BKKVids]

@MiamiIbis08 You know what else starts with an S? Satire...

[baldheadedvato]

Every single player on the field is allowed to use their hands you idiot....if the ball goes out of bounds then you have to throw the ball back with your hands

[Mrgutte97]

I play american fotball myself and i live in Sweden where rugular fotball is the biggest sport. nr1: We are not socilaists we are demokrats and liberalists. nr2 american fotball should be called american hand ball because mostly of the time you use your hands. nr3 throwins and keepers are allowed

to use there hands. nr4 if you are serious about this, well then you are either really hig, a retard or a fucking redneck. So dont fucking call us socialist you fucking capitalist. I may only be 14 yea

[dresgd]

Soccer waa invented before american football. Its original name is football. Redneck

[dresgd]

Redneck piece of Shit!!! Haha

[smohs]

people this video was a joke quit taking it seriously. Watch his other videos

[tltigerman2]

@smohs I agree. No one is this stupid. It has to be satire. It reminds me of Shelley The Republican. :p

[RockstarRacc00n]

Soccer is short for "Social Association Football". SOCIAL. SOCIALISM.

[originalbluemooner]

All the gear but no idea you yanks.

[stunda]

Soccer starts with an f, because it's called football. You know what else starts with an f? Fuck you

[deathbird1202]

Guess what also starts with "s"? Stupid. So you must be unholy. And since your entire rant comes from you, then everything you said was a lie! >:D Troll logic works!

[luisgangsta]

this dumbass mexicans from central america??? dumbass red neck thier calle Latino/hispanic SMH

[oddekodden]

Is this serious? My name begin with an S. Am i Satans son?

[oddekodden]

@oddekodden

Turns out that this man isn't serious, just awsome.

[zacwashere2007]

The Lazlow Show brought me here.

[The1TubeYou1]

throwin.. and keepers

[WorshyMonkey]

lolololol. you're so stupid. oh shit. look at all these s's in my words. i guess i'm unholy..

[bullsonparade80]

if everything that begins with S is against god then why does savior start with S???

[DarkArktic]

pure genious!

[TBONE921812585868]

Why did you record this in your rape cellar?

[wgsoccer6]

UR AN IDIOT, U CANT USE UR FEET IN OTHER SPORTS SO JUST SHUT UP U POTHEAD

[ViCiOuZbRiTiNeY]

I want you to reply to this what does the word Savior start with?

[Maxstrider34]

@ViCiOuZbRiTiNeY Can you give me a hint?

[bmellis1984]

Again, some people should not be allowed to have a camera and access to youtube.

[15nikeen]

Um well soccer is really called Futbol america renamed it soo fact one doesn't start with an S. Second goalies use their hands and arms, players use their hands when throwing the ball in. They use their arms to shield the ball.....

[aeternusero]

greatest troll post on the internets

[dcodea]

amazing



[erico1977]

Option 1. pretty shit comedian. Option 2. cousin fucing redneck meth head, who has been locked in his mothers basement with access to a webcam and the internet. Option 3 a misunderstood genius who think mexicans come from Brazil.

I go with option 2

[efajardo2411]

this is clearly a joke lol

[laurena14100]

suck my dick asshole

[AWOOOOOOOOOGA]

It's pronounced "football"

[TR8CED]

Your speculation is beyond stupid. You shouldn't analyze soccer as a satanic act.I bet whoever invented it didn't say "Hmm let me make this as satanic as possible"."Lets not use our arms".

[NickyR123444]

haha what are you talking about do you really think God has problems with people playing soccer. More like he has a problem with people running at each other trying to kill each other in american football

[BAMBOOM239]

You need to be dead

[doctorwho3600]

Oh and in other nations we dont lay american football we play rugby (which is basicly the same only with less armour)

[doctorwho3600]

There are only two communist nations on earth, called North Korea and Cuba and both of them have football banned (I'm Scottish so what you call soccer I call football), seriously in both of those nations it's illegal to play football yet in every capitalistr nation on earth football is legal so how the fuck could football (or as you say soccer) possibly be related to socialism?

[doctorwho3600]

what does canada call it, football what does britain call it, football what does spain call it, football what does greek call it, football what does germany call it, football what does france call it, football what does brazil call it, football what does argentina call it, football what does mexico call it, football what does south africa call it, football WHAT DOES EVERY COUNTRY IN THE FUCKING WORLD CALL IT FOOTBALL SO WHY DO THOSE RETARDS IN AMERIC CALL IT SOCCER?

[rossmoore13]

sarah jessica parker also begins with S too O_O

[MIKAFAN41]

omg. this guy. g iweshgiw I'm a Christian but... this just... giahgiwha btw, the term 'soccer' actually originated in England.

[KCKwarsick]

If only more people took this for what it is - satire. This is literally ingenious and no one seems to recognize it for what it is.

And even if it is by some miracle not satire, it's still ridiculously funny.

[rafastari1]

mexicans from puerto rico?? wtf ?



[franklouuu]

Aha. This guy could be the next glenn beck!! Lol

[ChelseaFCforever13]

cant use our hands? goalies? throw ins? your dumbass

[AdrianDeMoxica23]

this is some of the BEST satire i ever saw this comedian is a genius

[AdrianDeMoxica23]

this is some of the BEST satire i ever say this comedian is a genius

[19992612]

this is the dumbest thing i've ever heard!! haha what a loser

[skipsvsramboducky]

oh man u poor uneducated fool. most ppl may hate you but i just feel bad for you. your just ignorant. but i do want to know where you learned to speak

[Superabound2]

woah woah WOAH! you cant kick your feet in boxing. are you trying to tell me that boxing is socialism???????????

[amberina757]

too bad america has been in the world cup WAYY before obama.

[XAlphaSlayerX]

This is the single greatest troll of all time.

[TYUIO11111]

Jesus needs to kill ya and fast before you infect anyone with your stupid genes

[ematt98]

This is high quality american thinkin rite here!

[SlightInsanity]

Its people like you who make the U.S.A look fucking retarded. I live here and I dread people like you. You can use arms in certain parts of "futbol". Obama hasn't even fucking done anything, everyone talks shit and I don't know why, better than Bush. Jesus was a Jew (read the desc). My name starts with an "S". Do you know what socialism is or just do what ever CNN tells you what to do? Lol your stupidity intrigues me. I can't tell if your trolling or just stupid. Well played.

[rockwaterman]

@SlightInsanity This is satire, you moron. BillyBobNeck isn't real.

[ElColombianoFabian]

My name is BillyBobNeck and I am an ignorant Republican/Christian fundamentalist, extremist, radical, redneck. :D

[StengerInc]

how does this not have more views? honestly u like soccer u dont this shit is hilarious

[matparrymat]

i've got a ball, what does that make me?

[matparrymat]

you are the greatest avant-garde comedian i have ever seen ... props bruv

[Astrobrant2]

It's a shame so many people voted this down. Are they right-wing redneck fundies who hate being satirized, or are they liberal, non religious people who just don't get what's going on here?

[corporateCoffee]

The way to tell a really brilliant satire: Amount of dislikes compared to likes. This guy is too fuckin good.

Youve successfully trolled successful; well done, sir.

[Chayy1790]

Savior also starts with S. Just saying.

[6633jimyt]

A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

[jerrygreg2]

I'm watching your boys playing Russia at rugby union in the World Cup. I wondered if you could enlighten me with your insight into the political implications of the US participation in said tournament?

[caseysavestheday]

PUERTO RICO IS PART OF THE UNITED STATES. It's a U.S. Territory, you jackwagon!

[heybeans]

Wow. Joaquin Phoenix has aged badly.

[trapedd]

Are you Jesus?

[retardedeskimo]

Your actually retarded

[FurlogTheGiant]

@retardedeskimo

"your"? or "You're" ???

LOL

This is sattire, retard

[WEAKKNEED]

@retardedeskimo You can't spell. What does that make you?  A bad speller?

[6ft7inHIBread]

1:41 - Totally defeats the purpose of your argument. How can you criticize a sport that you lack any depth of knowledge on??

[DelbyC]

This nigga be trollin'

[wajang1000]

Hey, shit starts with 'S' too, so don't let it spew from your mouth.

Hey, if you have a dick that god gave you (assuming you have one), then why aren't you allowed to use that in any sport?

I think if you have an ass, you should be allowed to use it too in any sport, not just put it to talk on youtube about soccer socialism.

[RioLuna829]

has to be a spoof

[misterq0604]

This guy knows how to troll....

[mariohds86]

it's called Football you stupid redneck idiot! it gets under your hillbilly skin that the worlds most beautiful sport is becoming bigger in the US, LOL Mexicans from Uruguay?? LOL this guy is a fucking joke.

[mrhomemadenapalm]

nccomedyarts(dot)com/show/prof­ile/609/billy-bob-neck/

check it folks, he really is joking

[iJamesmoncada]

You look like an old redneck Steve Carrell... Haha.

[shoggoth]

wow this guy's pretty extreme. Where is this being recorded?

[BillyBobNeck]

@shoggoth In the USA!

[shoggoth]

@BillyBobNeck I guessed that much by your accent :) I mean it looks like you're in some boiler room or something. I thought you were serious for a while but then I noticed you put the correct apostrophe in ain't. 8/10 :D

[club176wyckoff]

hey billy bob get a life you idiot



[crispywebb]

"Let's see who plays soccer...yourpenis, negroes..."

[roborobert1]

please people .... hes jokeing... that is a fake accent. i am from the southeastern region of the U.S. 

[ROBOTNIK28]

he's joking you guys. honestly.

[actsnubs11]

@ROBOTNIK28 really? Please be telling the truth.

[ROBOTNIK28]

@actsnubs11 i was kiddin' ya latte-sippin' homo!

[actsnubs11]

@ROBOTNIK28 Hostility? Really? Great. Thanks. Made my day.

[bip01]

So... Since Sarah Palin starts with "S"... Is she socialist?

[94ole2]

Play Soccer = Go to hell = Jesus fucking crist, if someone actually belives this shit, they are as dumb as this person in the video.

[94ole2]

Dam you are so stupid. Racist, that's what you are!

[1019079]

@94ole2 how was this racist? you sound extreme.

[butkicker75]

OH SHIT!!! SOCIALISM STARRTS WITH S......SATAN STARTS WITH S......SHIT!! better make up another bullshit apocalypse ans scare every gullable person shitless enough to give away thier possesions.

[Knowty]

I'm going to hell!

[AMDiMan]

Is this real?

[jensschreuder]

You got Mexicans from Brazil, Mexicans from Puerto Rico. Epic facepalm.

[pz1800]

wanker



[kingstrim]

I find it extremely hard to masturbate to this.

[Chris199456]

Ive never heard so much shite in my life.

[Thompsonskicker11]

whaaaaaaaatttt.

[cadi23]

lmao your stupid that means safety is satanic and sand is bad oh and god forbid sex is bad too,

[jacobegeyer]

OMG!!!!!



[andrewnofsinger3889]

This guy must be a troll or an actual retarded person

[BeatlesSWSMB]

Wait, is the sun against God? What about strawberries?