Steven Seagal Funniest Compilation Ever Made Must See !!!!

[poolehart]

The human race has only one effective weapon, and that is Steven Segal.

[lastmondaypast1]

hahaha steven segal is not asian nor was he raised in asia. or is he indian like he also portrays. he was born and raised in Michigan bitches hahaha.

[Stridus7]

its all zen ....

[AngryAngel69]

Chuck Norris has nightmares about Steven Seagal.

[mmaandrew13]

seagal is a fag

[Kamboolo]

LMAO @ title and then hammer thing LOL

[knjazvovk]

you should put up clips from his pornos!

[Iceni60ad]

My guys created this, too funny! 

[vicanflo]

maybe this video is a bit misleading. there's a difference between Steven Seagal and the characters he plays in his movies. so, even if the characters are violent, not necessary the real person is violent too. but, or course, this raises the question whether a man that always speaks about peace, love, spirituality and stuff should play such violent, vicious characters in his horrible bad movies... good and funny video anyway!

[postalmeter]

@vicanflo

"there's a difference between Steven Seagal and the characters he plays in his movies."

Yep, the ones in the movies WIN their fights. Otherwise-- not so much! LOL

Seagal talks about peace the same way that Britney Spears talks about chastity while doing sex-shows in see-through plastic bra's, i.e. it's a mixed message for marketing purposes where they lie their asses off to deny their clearly objective content, just like rappers claim "you don't UNDERSTAND my hate-music."

[vicanflo]

@postalmeter you got a point there. in any event, I don't believe a word when Seagal speaks about love, peace and stuff...

[postalmeter]

@vicanflo

It's a fact that the worlds cruelest criminals and sadists will claim to be the kindest and gentlest souls on the planet.

Seagal is one with them, rather than with the universe as he claims.

[Omerath9]

steven seagal should win the nobel peace prize for his humanitarian work.

[postalmeter]

@Omerath9

Couldn't be less deserving than Obama.. but neither could Hitler.

[fullerton1988]

My God the big mans got fat.

[Meduelealgo]

BRA-VO !! Honestly .... I had never laugh in my life like watching this video , and I can´t stop laughing even now .... great job !!!!

[conantat1]

This is so insanely funny, I roll with laughter every time I watch it.....my ex and I laugh about Lawman and his Seagal-O-Vision and his non-panic panicking.

[smackroscoe]

Things that I learned about Steven Seagal today:

1. The BLACK is slimming

2. Nut-Shots, Nut-Shots, Nut-Shots

3. I've been running incorrectly my whole life

4. Finally, Steven Seagal never sweats. He might bleed but he never sweats.



[melosebrainuhoh]

@smackroscoe He doesn't bleed! That would require him to actually get hit.

[akela6567]

1:23 Balls Massage from Steven. It's better than a condom! And don't forget to ask for your Wineglass Stem brain massage. It's a mind-blowing experience! Now, for regular customers only: Body Parts Assembler. The first person to assemble a bad guy disassembled by Steven himself gets a Balls Massage for free.

[MistrzCoD]

2:50 this like a punisher

[smijh]

whats the song when he's with the panda?

[hobskewward]

@smijh Enigma - Return to Innocence

[Aztexwarrior]

before he can fix you he has to break you

[hobskewward]

@Aztexwarrior You got it! Hahahaa!

[superesonator]

sure those scenes look bad taken out of context!

he has actually helped all those people by preventing them from creating any more bad Karma.

[hobskewward]

@superesonator

HAHAHAAA!!!

[dunzy8]

THIS IS AWESOME

[MrTetsubishi]

who ever made this video is a geninus!!!!!

[ffscantfindausername]

Oh man this is awesome! I love Steven

[EpicTrollMaster]

haha nice work but I hope you didn't steal your name from the legend Baron Von Beatdown of Beeftown Esquire

[IMATTZiiI]

1;25... LOL

[guiguiator]

What is the song at 02:35 please ? =D good video !

[hobskewward]

@guiguiator "Return to Innocence" by Enigma . Thanks! 

[guiguiator]

@hobskewward Thanks man !

[chubbykatze82]

If you are ever suddenly in the presence of the elusive creature the "Seagal" make sure to bring two things. A photograph of said creature and a packet of meat. When the creature approaches it may seem docile but do not be fooled, he is only tricking you into a false sense of security, he *will* attempt to eat you. Bring out the poster, mesmerizing the animal. While it is distracted, toss the meat packet behind him, then RUN. This should ensure survival.

[132333213]

superfunny

[strudel89]

what is the movie at 0:14?it looks brutal

[hobskewward]

@strudel89 I have NO idea. It IS demented as hell though, ain't it? HAHAHAA!

[JUSTACATNAMEDLOU]

Great shit

[aaatombo]

Не путайте вместе то что в жизни с тем что он делает в кино где наказывает он не просто так кого попало а тех кто просит об этом судьбу.. А в жизни Стив я вижу только помогает и всё . Ничё больше я не вижу .

[ergopenin]

oh my word.

[chrisis138]

pretty dumb...those are movies.

[chubbykatze82]

@chrisis138 Where did you think they would take Steven Seagal clips from?!

[chrisis138]

@chubbykatze82 no u misunderstood, it's dumb that those are real movies

[chubbykatze82]

@chrisis138 ooooh ok, I see yes you have a good point rofl

[mnpoo2]

cheered me up

[mnpoo2]

Glorious

[mnpoo2]

hilarious

I thank Steven Segal for all the joy he has given to us all

great vid!

[mamonaz]

Mr Fatality. Es bueno reir.

[tuia1995]

At 03.04, loool

[sonofthedestroyer]

Seagal runs like a spastic. Amazing how he tries to look so tough breaking peoples limbs and yet he runs in that funny way

[Colton5]

like one video i found, he runs like a girl

[sonofthedestroyer]

@Colton5,

I just hate the mofo. I can like other martial art actors like Bruce Lee, Van Damme or even Jackie chan. This guy sucks big time. wannabe italian. The way he talks in his movies. Notice the fake American Italian tough guy attitude. Thats all he does.

[guiguiator]

Very nice !!!

[Eric1HBK2]

LLLLMAAAAOOO

[ArthurHilty]

Seagal raped Michael Caine after they finished shooting On Deadly Ground. Caine didnt work for 3 years. Check it out! He admitted privately that he gets his strength from violating people's asses.

[legendaryanomaly]

HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA Oh shit, this is epicicicicicly awesome.

[tankedengine]

More Asian than American? More of a muppet than anything...

[Seir]

Can we say "Weeaboo?"

[idin1976]

Lol, WTF?

[xcgg]

LOL, 1:28, Death by a million groin kicks.

[OldboyLescott]

He's such a joke now, like Sad Sack from the Raggydolls !! ....Wait, he was ALWAYS a joke

[junj03]

i wonder how many times he went platinum with his CD,lmfao!!

[SEVENFLORES]

JAJA NICE VIDEO!

[thebrainyouneed]

just thugs and footmen? yes, right, until you come across them while you were walking on a deserted street at night. these rubbish should not be given a second chance. If they get it they ll strike again. Leave them in a wheelchair. That will purify their souls and turn them into other kind of persons.

[Lock0n86]

steven seagal exists to break people's arms in half. Whether they are good or bad doesn't matter

[thebrainyouneed]

what are you talking about torture? he just gives them what they deserve!

[SidhuSoldier]

Great montage! Stevens a certified expert when it comes to torture.

[DeathcoreDude]

1:46 lol

[ben67890]

wots the music called to this, its great swear ive heard it before

[jimtron111]

Return to Innocence-Enigma

[Lock0n86]

i can't stop watching this! Especially 4:10-4:30 where Seagal talks about how he wanted to make people laugh and happy and inspire them through his movies, then it immediately shows a cutscene of him breaking a guys arm in two LOL

[hobskewward]

@Lock0n86 Thanks. One of my favorite parts too!

[Lock0n86]

You sir know how to make people laugh. This is the reason I love watching Steven Seagal movies.

[MARIUSVL]

that was very funny:)

[TrapperJeffMD]

Pure genius. Loved the musical montages!

[knjazvovk]

the scene from 7:40-7:52 was from one of his pornos

[bacrec1]

5/5

[Iceni60ad]

The sounds are just disgusting but funny. Worthy of five stars for the effort but I don't think really he's a mojo priest. I think that is what you were trying to illustrate if I am guessing correctly.

If Buddha passed him on the road, Buddha would kick his butt. Then break his arm.

[LatourMyHouse]

good job

[3rdofThreeonthe3rd]

Good lord! Oh, the humanity! I have tears running down my eyes from laughing so hard. The music is PERFECT! Hilarius, but fascinatingly demented. What a walking contradiction of a man. The interviews between the bones breaking and in SLOW MOTION? I have never seen anything so funny that lasted ten minutes. Good job.