The Top Ten Quotes Of Al Bundy

[ravenheart77]

Now, the key to dealing with the city is you have to subtly influence their way of thought by using the most diplomatic language. [reads letter] "Dear maggots and foul bureaucrats.

[MrTrill1970]

aaaah home sweet hell lmao!!!!! I love Al

[Zac6230]

I don't get the last one half a tank of gas?

[microblan]

@Zac6230 He's saying that it would take SO much time to get behind her that even half a tank of gas wouldn't do it. ( cuz she's so fat)

Therefore, he can't say it "behind her back" since he can't drive behind her :P haha

[Zac6230]

@microblan I see that now , kind funny, I have seen this episode a million times and never got that joke

[RoyalZarak]

Peg: "What does that thing have that I don't?"

Al: A JOB

Hahahahhaha

[GaiaCleavr]

"Peg, would you like a BMW?"

"l kinda see myself in a Jaguar."

"Oh, if only we could find one that hungry."

[crypter27]

Thats like 5 of thing lol!

[matto8mati]

#3 should be #1

[3Natrium5Octane]

Fatties: 5, 6, 7, 8, he makes fun with our weight

Al: 1, 2, 3, 4, You gonna fall through the floor.

Tell me this isn't the best one of all time and I'll put u officially in a rehab center....

[superlucas010578]

Peg : " Al, why don't you never take me to the beach? "

Al : " What's the point, you always find your way back "

Jaaaaaaaaaajajajajajaaaaaaaaaa­a

[sinman2483]

"6 bucks is too much to spend on any woman

[LAHrebirth]

the main one i've remembered as a kid is when he has a dream about being a detective and the hot blonde says "ill do anything" and al says

"cross your legs the otherway baby"

[chucknorrisfearsno1]

0:00 the greatest role model for man

[AVFCsi02]

I'm English, but what a legend this guy is.

[FireMast23]

AL BUNDY IS A TRUE AMERICAN!!!

[Gwitfu90]

10's not enough.  You gotta do 100.

[AmericanPride1234]

they need to put al bundy on the $100 dollar bill. and add him to Mt. Rushmore

[crystal916832]

i love al he is the best

[PLANETBUNDY]

When the pitchers on the mound and the wife is underground

[pillowbugg]

LOL.....wheez....LMOA......@#1­!

Still the funniest character in history a decade and a half later....

[eyeseer1]

My personal favorite:

Peg: Hi, honey. Did you have a good day at work?

Al: I came home, how good could it had been?

[MrGrAnPa69]

It's means at the end it's like going around the earth how fat is she

[RawHunterX]

@adrianmrmonk Nope, she's not.

[RawHunterX]

I see the #1 scene everywhere I look up "Married...with children"but I personally never understood the joke. Seriously, I mean, I'm sure it's awesome coming from the greatest man on earth, who scored 4 touchdowns in one game, but can anybody explain me what he meant with the "half of tank of gas" ?

[pillowbugg]

@RawHunterX How could you not understand it?

Al tells this fatty that he would tell it to her behind her back, , but would have to get in his car and drive around her fat ass in order to see the back of her. He doesn't have enough gasoline in his 'dodge dart' to do it...! LOL...classic!

[RawHunterX]

@pillowbugg =))=)) Are you freakin'kidding me?! This is truly one of the best and I am so ashamed I didn't get it by now as I watched this classic series for so many times. Thanks chief!

[AldirTWCspammer]

@RawHunterX She's so fat it would take him more than half a tank of gas to drive around her to say it.

[CookieeMonsterzZz]

@adrianmrmonk are u retard?? xD

[Nubstomper]

To make a video like this you would have to put every sentance he ever said into this video..He's just amazing!

[Livsangel]

"Home sweet hell" should be number one.

[MrCHRISDOGGG]

The #1 quote "A fat women walked into the show store today." How can they not have that one???? :-/

[DowntownLAKid]

I WANT That Last Shirt!!!!!

<3

[28stupidboy8]

Why isn't he on the list of all american heroes? Really he is funny as hell. That was such a great show, one of my favorites.

[tubeyoukonto]

there is no top ten and there will never be

even dough i love your vid because its finny as hell

he is to awsome to get it down on 10 quotes :D

[mcavr]

the nuumber one is when peg comes home and sais: hi honey did you miss me?

and then he replies: only with every bullet so far!

[dmorris38290]

I think the "oh I think gravity has its hands full right now" to all the fat women in his store should be top 3. Needs to be top 10 at least.

[WrestlingFanUploader]

top 3 :)

[greatestgoalie25]

(Peg wants Al to take out the garbage)

"Time to do your chores, Al"

"Aww Peg, we had sex three nights ago...I'm still kinda woozy!!"

"The garbage, Al. The longer of the two jobs."

"And the more rewarding."

(Al lifts the bag, and the garbage falls through the bottom)

"Gee Al, can't you even do that??"

"Oh thanks Peg, now it's exactly like sex."

=I may have switched out a few words here and there, but that is my all time fave Al Bundy convo=

[Benzjemie]

In my opinion:

"Hello Morticia, Wednesday, Pugsley"

That one still cracks me up haha

[cartmann94]

"and for the lack of one condom, an entire life is ruined" lol (al and kelly, episode 501)

[dmorris38290]

i wish this was my dad

[cheeseburger12]

@dmorris38290 He worked harder then my step-father.

[1mrslapzilla]

worn out shoe complaint,ya see ma`am this is a plyant heel with a cork filling(griff) and your a giant seal with a pork filling.(al) lol

[1mrslapzilla]

never wanted to marry ,im married never wanted kids ,i got two ofthem ,how the hell did this happen,lol

[1mrslapzilla]

ah peg before were all knee deep in your blood,go over by the radio maybe they will play my song.mmmm him,lol

[hankheavy]

Fat woman: Aren't you open?

Al: I'm sorry ma'am, unlike your mouth we occasionally close!

My favorite Al Bundy line!

[raydeen2k]

"I'd say it behind your back but my car's only got a half a tank of gas!"

Classic Al.

[metalWIENERsolid]

the introduction to the god damn numbers of the quotes are longer and louder than the quote itself..

[Dennis21379]

"Keep dancing around the mine field" is my favorite!



[RoxieNoble]

My favourite ones are the chicken related ones at Marcy...

Marcy: Why do you have to be so negative?!

Al: WHY DID YOU CROSS THE ROAD?!

[VindicationBound]

"Hooters-Hootersm yum, yum, yum. Hooters-Hooters on a girl that's dumb." - Al Bundy

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

Missed:

1. This is your brian on marriage......

2. Never ask me about my business, Peg!

3. You and I are exactly alike, except I STOPPED EATING!

4. That's a nice place you've got there

5. Welcome Home, Tiff!

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

#1-7 awesome

#8-10 just good

[notta3d]

#1 was definitely the best :) I never heard that one before and it was hilarious. Good call.

[coryp0808]

I think I've got to make another one of these. There's so many other quotes of his that I should have included but just forgot.

[bonestorm99]

@coryp0808 Every one of Al's quotes are legendary!

[FretboardToAsh]

*Than #5, I meant. Like the "trucksign" one.

[FretboardToAsh]

He made better fat-jokes than that.

[vinnybunbats]

my fav al bundy quote is hooter hooters yum yum yum hooter hooters on a girl thats dumb lol

[1536anne]

@vinnybunbats lmmaooo mine too

[frankdrebiin]

pretty women make us buy beer..

ugly women make us drink beer..

al bundy - best guy ever, muahaha

[tzooor]

i think the best one is

Peg: Al did you miss me?

Al: With every bullet so far...

[garganrose]

@tzooor yeah i love that one then peg said maybe you need a bigger gun.

[Lynxx212]

@tzooor Im abit slow what dose he mean by that??

[VampirePraemium]

@tzooor Might not the best, but some damn fast thinking abilities.

[MsYeahBlah]

@tzooor I don't get that quote. I must be slow.

[kris7c1]

aweee home sweet hell

[Eestlaneonvisa]

Number 1 quote is LETS ROCK

[noobspartan117]

@Eestlaneonvisa whatever happend to the bundy credo should have been added -hooters hooters yum yum hum hooters hooters on a girl thats dumb.

[funkinthechili]

You are so right about the #1 quote! That is my favorite as well. I still recite that one to people today.

[M1Punk]

LOL my favorite is: "Oh I hate my life... can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury the wife in the backyard"